A Middle-Earth vending machine

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Postby mormegil20 » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:09 pm

I've been kind of niactive lately and I know all of you have been missing the topics I post so here goes! Say you were walking through Imladris or resting in Faramir's secret hideout in Ithilien and you spotted a vending machine. Before you walked over to the vending machine to check out the wares, what would you guess was in it? <BR><BR><BR><BR>Name ten things that you would find in a ME vending machine.<BR><BR><BR><BR>Here's my list:<BR><BR>1. gum<BR><BR>2. cola<BR><BR>3. fruit juice<BR><BR>4. underwear<BR><BR>5. candy<BR><BR>6. beef and cheese sticks<BR><BR>7. water<BR><BR>8. snack cakes<BR><BR>9. condoms<BR><BR>10.pizza
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Postby Fatty » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:25 pm

And what Middle Earth do you live in, mormegil20?<BR><BR>Well, here goes:<BR><BR>1. Cram<BR>2. Cram<BR>3. Cram<BR>4. Cram<BR>5. Cram<BR>6. Cram<BR>7. Cram<BR>8. Cram<BR>9. Cram<BR>10. Water
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Postby Amarie » Wed Apr 04, 2001 8:46 pm

1. Lembas<BR>2. Cram<BR>3. Ent-draught<BR>4. Longbottom Leaf<BR>5. Barliman's beer<BR>6. Beorning's honey-cakes <BR>7. Bilbo's seed-cakes<BR>8. Pipe<BR>9. Farmer Maggot's mushrooms<BR>10. Ticket to the December premiere of FotR
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Postby Epor » Thu Apr 05, 2001 12:45 am

1. Miruvor<BR>2. Orc-draught<BR>3. Ent-draught<BR>4. 'Shrooms from Shire<BR>6. Pipeweed<BR>7. Elven wine<BR>8. Beer from Shire<BR>9. Beer from Bree<BR>10. Mead from Rohan<BR>
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Postby Lomedhel » Thu Apr 05, 2001 2:45 am

1. Fried Chicken Legs<BR>2. Fresh Fish for Gollum<BR>3. Water(my favorite drink)<BR>4. Cram<BR>5. Lembas <BR>6. Apples<BR>7. Beer<BR>8. Wine<BR>9. condoms! <BR>10.pizza!<BR><BR>I live near to mormegil20<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby Fatty » Thu Apr 05, 2001 4:05 am

Vending machines with Beer AND pizza? I've got to relocate.
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Postby orodreth111 » Thu Apr 05, 2001 7:57 am

Gee Mormegil, we really missed your perspective and insight around here. What a humorous and clever thread. Thank you for creating it. You sure are witty and special. I don't know how we survive here without you. Personally I've been holding my breath in anticipation of your return. Wheeeeew, it sure is good to breath again.
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Postby Eric_Reese » Thu Apr 05, 2001 1:10 pm

1. Lembas<BR>2. Cram<BR>3. Salted meat<BR>4. Dried fruit<BR>5. Rope! <BR>6. Beer<BR>7. Water<BR>8. Honey cakes<BR>9. Ent-draught<BR>10. Pipeweed w/pipe(Specialty of the Shire+Bree, not found elsewhere)
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Postby horge » Thu Apr 05, 2001 5:00 pm

<BR>1. Bug spray (for Shelob, ya? )<BR><BR>2. Very Large Sandwich (for Gollum)<BR><BR>3. Lithium-Prozac cocktail (for Sam, if he's around)<BR><BR>4. An Elven Host (hey, it's a MAGICAL vending machine)<BR><BR>5. Tulkas and Orome (Shhh, I'm on a roll here...)<BR><BR>6. The Morgoth (to give #5 something worthy to whup)<BR><BR>7. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (can't get enough of those) <BR><BR>8. BSE-free roast beef (the quest is mad enough as is.)<BR><BR>9. Madeira (great chaser for #8, hehe)<BR><BR>10. A bunch of B-52's (we ARE doing Mordor, right?)<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Lomedhel » Mon Apr 09, 2001 11:16 am

Now what would you take? I'd choose the Sandwich from Horge's list!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby mormegil20 » Mon Apr 09, 2001 12:13 pm

Horge's list was best.<BR>
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Postby EntwifeLost » Mon Apr 09, 2001 1:42 pm

Definitley the Ent-Draught ..The 20 oz!! Funny post here...like all the ideas LOL....Piepweed was good , for the shire , and the rope idea is good too...How about jewelery cleaner!! LOL <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>
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