Orc toes, anyone?

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Orc toes, anyone?

Postby gimli_axe_wielder » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:24 pm

I have ranch dipping sauce available upon request. They’re fresh and crunchy with just a little elvish spice. Of course elves know nothing about spice, but they like to feel included. Come to think of it, they don’t know anything about crunchy orc toes either.

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Re: Orc toes, anyone?

Postby Bardhwyn » Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:38 am

How about blue cheese dip? :)
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Postby gimli_axe_wielder » Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:48 pm

I mean I suppose that’s acceptable too, though I’ve always found the ranch tang more to my liking. Really though, after a few ales, would we really notice?
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Postby the mouth of sauron » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:08 pm

Good... good, I have an endless supply of orc toes... lol
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Postby Bardhwyn » Tue Oct 20, 2020 5:57 am

gimli_axe_wielder wrote:I mean I suppose that’s acceptable too, though I’ve always found the ranch tang more to my liking. Really though, after a few ales, would we really notice?


Probably not. And seeing as MOS has shown up with his endless supply of orc toes, we better settle in for the long haul.

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Postby gimli_axe_wielder » Tue Oct 20, 2020 6:24 am

Bardhwyn wrote:
Probably not. And seeing as MOS has shown up with his endless supply of orc toes, we better settle in for the long haul.

What's on the telly?


Looks like The Iron Hills Swimming and Diving Games. They’ve got to drink an ale between laps. Funny, the long distance races have never actually been completed.

I hear the Mouth of Sauron wanted to be the announcer this year, but he couldn’t even figure out if it was a men’s or women’s race :roll:
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