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Postby Ayslhyn » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:33 am

If this stuff dosen't make you want to stick forks in your eyes just so you can't read it I'd be surprised

http://www.fanfiction.net/community/The ... ion/26711/

I have a bizarre fascination with really bad fanfic.

Does anyone know any worse ones?
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Postby rwhen » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:19 am

That is awful.

I have only read one persons fanfic and actually it wasn't bad at all. It was not LotR's fantic though. ;)

Maybe others will have sites like the one you posted. *twitch*
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Postby Ayslhyn » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:21 am

Tell you what my dear. Why don't we write a really horrible fanfic?

Could be fun :)
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Postby rwhen » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:40 am

I am always up for a challenge. :D Erm...let me see.


How Rosie Cotton Got her Groove Back?


The Excellent Adventures of Bill the Pony and Ted Sandiman?


One Eagle Flew Over The Coo-Coo's Nest?


My Friend Shadowfax?


Gandalf: The Early Years


Have Deadly Ring, Will Travel?


Sisterhood of the Traveling Elf Pants?


Bridge Over The River Brandywyne?


Pippin: The Musical


Button Up Your Mithril Overcoat?
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Postby Ayslhyn » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:48 am

LOTR directed by Ed Wood

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Postby SilverScribe » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:59 pm

I warn you, this Sci-Fi gem has long been touted as the absolute worst piece of fan fiction EVAH.

While it's not Tolkien, I'm quite sure every single Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Historical Fiction writer is literally spinning in their respective graves . . .

Feast your eyes (if you dare) upon . . .

The Eye of Argon!!

dusts off hands . . .

My work here is done. :P

:D:D:D
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Postby Ayslhyn » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:05 pm

GAHHHH that is horrible.
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Postby Ayslhyn » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:08 pm

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Postby pat457 » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:18 pm

rwhen wrote:I am always up for a challenge. :D Erm...let me see.


How Rosie Cotton Got her Groove Back?


The Excellent Adventures of Bill the Pony and Ted Sandiman?


One Eagle Flew Over The Coo-Coo's Nest?


My Friend Shadowfax?


Gandalf: The Early Years


Have Deadly Ring, Will Travel?


Sisterhood of the Traveling Elf Pants?


Bridge Over The River Brandywyne?


Pippin: The Musical


Button Up Your Mithril Overcoat?


How about Springtime for Sauron?

Plan 9 from Tol Eressëa?

Mandos: The Halls of Fate? :lol:
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Postby rowanberry » Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:11 am

Or, maybe:

Sam or Samantha (complete with angora sweaters) :P

Raiders of the Lost Silmaril

Who Framed Bilbo the Hobbit?

Ranger Academy

The Blues Brothers of Gondor

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Postby pat457 » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:48 pm

rowanberry wrote:Or, maybe:

Sam or Samantha (complete with angora sweaters) :P

Raiders of the Lost Silmaril

Who Framed Bilbo the Hobbit?

Ranger Academy

The Blues Brothers of Gondor

:D


More B-Fanfics:

1.) Tom Bombadil Conquers the Purists

2.) The Incredibly Strange Men Who Stopped Aging And Became Mixed-Up Ringwraiths

3.) The Maia That Wouldn't Die

4.) Middle-Earth vs. The Spider

5.) Quest of the Dol Amroth Knights

6.) Progress Island Númenor

7.) Troll 2 (the one with Nilbog and all that)


Perhaps we should do a 'Mystery Tolkien Theatre 3000' of sorts on these 'fics?
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Postby pat457 » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:56 pm

Ayslhyn wrote:Not, I think as bad as this

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1757249/1/T ... From_Earth


...Scary. Downright scary it is. :shock:
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Postby Ayslhyn » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:17 pm

I revise my opinion. This is without doubt either A. The worst fanfic ever written or B. One of the best trolls ever known to the Interwebz. The jury is out on this. Even Encyclopedia Dramatica cannot decide.

Ladies and Gentlemen. I present for your delectation

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm

I give you due and fair warning. Do not read this without a dose of brain bleach being readily available to you. Harry Potter fans especially be prepared for the worst violations of canon currently known to the webz.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Postby LadyCoralie » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:49 pm

Ayslhyn wrote:I revise my opinion. This is without doubt either A. The worst fanfic ever written or B. One of the best trolls ever known to the Interwebz. The jury is out on this. Even Encyclopedia Dramatica cannot decide.

Ladies and Gentlemen. I present for your delectation

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm

I give you due and fair warning. Do not read this without a dose of brain bleach being readily available to you. Harry Potter fans especially be prepared for the worst violations of canon currently known to the webz.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


Oh MY! That is hilarious. Tears rolling down my cheeks here. I love the videos too and there are even parodies on You Tube of this.

Love this line on her page.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!


Note the spelling of Ebony in this in reply!

Too funny! :lol: :roll:
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Postby Lebasi » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:48 am

That is horrible writing. And it's boring. I've only read a small amount and already I'm searching for brain bleach. :bang:

This isn't as bad as that one but: http://www.jottler.com/w50/Saturdaynigh ... ourhoodpub

We could do a bad fanfiction as an RP (sorry if that's stating the obvious or a rubbish idea, I'm hopeless at posting on forums)
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Postby Ayslhyn » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:54 pm

That effort looks like a troll and not a very good one either.

When Obvious Troll is Obvious FAIL ensues.
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Horrible Fanfiction

Postby heysakuya » Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:53 pm

My goodness you guys are making me extemely nervous about my own fanfiction... which is a crossover... *shakes head* I can only hope mine isn't as dreadful as those you have listed so far...

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Postby Ayslhyn » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:20 pm

What is fanfiction unless drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa? It comes to the same.

Using already-written characters and locations is NOT creative writing. It is just using someone else's ideas because you cannot think of your own.
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Ouch

Postby sgttom » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:49 pm

Geezz! That Black Fang junk with the all mighty mira was irritating. "Oh, yeah. That's another thing I forgot to mention. I'm a shape-shifter."
Just turn yourself in to a nuclear bomb and fly into Morder. Then we will be rid of your stupidity and Sauron. :lol:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1757249/1/T ... From_Earth

AHH! and I thought my little sister was annoying!

I have to get away from this page! lol
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Postby Lysanor » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:37 am

Ayslhyn wrote:I revise my opinion. This is without doubt either A. The worst fanfic ever written or B. One of the best trolls ever known to the Interwebz. The jury is out on this. Even Encyclopedia Dramatica cannot decide.

Ladies and Gentlemen. I present for your delectation

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm

I give you due and fair warning. Do not read this without a dose of brain bleach being readily available to you. Harry Potter fans especially be prepared for the worst violations of canon currently known to the webz.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


Honestly, I felt like spewing after reading the first paragraph. How can someone be serious about writing that junk?
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Postby heysakuya » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:25 am

oh my yes horrible...

check these out, hilarious!!!


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I'm choking with laughter!!

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Postby MithLuin » Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:16 pm

Ayslhyn wrote:What is fanfiction unless drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa? It comes to the same.

Using already-written characters and locations is NOT creative writing. It is just using someone else's ideas because you cannot think of your own.


Well, it depends what you do with them....but yes, I write fanfic because I'm not creative enough to create my own characters. A lot of the ideas are my own, though.

I've read some very creative fanfic. Certainly, the author could have chosen to write original fiction in those cases, but, for whatever reason, chose to set the story in someone else's world.
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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:24 pm

Sometimes I write something that might possibly, maybe, qualify as fanfiction, but a lot of times I just take the basic ideas (and languages :roll: ) from Tolkien and then just have a field day with my own characters and sort-of societies.

Mostly I just take some Elvish, maybe something from the Silmarillion, and other background stuff such as constellations (not to mention the Elves themselves) and then make my own characters in their own little worlds.
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Postby Lebasi » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:01 pm

I haven't really written fanfiction but I do do original writing. I am writing a sort of Jabberwocky fanfiction, but it's basically just putting the telling of the poen into a narrative and could possibly be carried on.
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Postby Frelga » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:54 pm

Ayslhyn wrote:What is fanfiction unless drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa? It comes to the same.

Using already-written characters and locations is NOT creative writing. It is just using someone else's ideas because you cannot think of your own.


I don't write fanfic, unless RP in the Pony counts. :D

However. The history of world literature is built on fanfiction. :P Shakespeare wrote Homer and Chaucer fanfiction among others.

And if using someone else's locations is NOT creative writing, what then do we say of stories set in the real world?
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Postby Arwenslove » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:28 pm

:rofl: the story may be bad but there is a hilarious video on yogthulhu's Channel on youtube. called Dramatic reading of My immortal... it is...XD... lulz...
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Re: Really horrible fanfiction

Postby Ayslhyn » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:39 pm

How about this gem. It's an oldie but goodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBOiHnPVHHY

Avert your eyes now if unprepared for the massacre of grammar, structure and spelling which ensues upon clicking the link.

Just remember once you read it it can never be unread. Due and fair warning given.

Enjoy
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Re: Really horrible fanfiction

Postby rwhen » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:47 pm

And Laura said "do you want to be my boyfriend?" And Legolas said, "yes I want to be your boyfriend." Wow.

This is just so funny it is crazy. And it is on YouTube. Don't they have ANY standards?????
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Re: Really horrible fanfiction

Postby Ayslhyn » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:12 pm

Er... NO my Lady they do not. To be fair to You Tube they only put the spoken version on after the original masterwork :)
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