Minas Morgul Alliance - Tyg's away the mice will play

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Postby Tygarya » Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:22 pm

I'm so glad to hear it Gloam<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>Now if all these others here would just do something too <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Tyg
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Postby Mareg_Suthavanistra » Wed May 05, 2004 10:49 am

< Mareg begins cracking his knuckles >

Do What Exactly Sweetness?

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Heeeeeeere I come to wreck the day!

Postby Elfkin » Thu May 06, 2004 8:07 am

:idea:
We could have a barbeque!

A celebratory barbeque to celebrate Queen Tyg's passing her assessments!

*Brings out spare ribs and BBQ sauce*
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Postby Gloamglozer » Thu May 06, 2004 10:52 am

Ah a barbeque.Can we have hobbit?
Mareg Finally Welcome back.


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::Moo::

Postby Elfkin » Mon May 10, 2004 10:27 am

NOOOOOOOOO! NOT HOBBITS!!

I mean... uh...

Oh, they probably don't taste nice anyway. Uh. Men? Men are nice with plum sauce. Or mint. Mint is good. Elves are nice, if a little stringy.
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Postby Mareg_Suthavanistra » Sat May 15, 2004 11:13 am

Hobbits Can Be Quite Tasty Considering. You Really Have To Cut Off All The Fat. A Personification Of Evil Like Myself Has To Watch His Weight.

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Postby Gloamglozer » Mon May 17, 2004 11:48 am

Hobbit fat has some good uses for evil.For instance if you grind it down into a powder and add a pinch of powdered bats wing it can be used as a hallucinigenic.
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Postby Ghâshburz » Sat May 22, 2004 4:55 am

*Eyes roll upwards with the effort of thought...

What would be left if you cut the fat off a shire-rat? Hair, bones, and few pieces of suspect magical jewelry...*

*Knows his job too. Whatever the Bubhoshish tell him to do.*
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Postby Katren » Tue May 25, 2004 5:58 am

hehehehe

jumps in and waves

ello everyone :D hugs Tyg and pokes Mareg
how've you been sis? it's been aaaaaaaaaaages :P

hey Mareg :) nice to see that you've still got the capital thing going ;) hopes I didn't break a finger poking that armour of yours

but.. did I just walk into a discussion of eating hobbitsess?
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Postby Gloamglozer » Tue May 25, 2004 10:50 am

Yes you did Katren.Welcome Back.



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Postby Katren » Wed May 26, 2004 1:06 am

Why thank you :)

And I like them well done thank you :P
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Oh... woe...

Postby Elfkin » Wed May 26, 2004 9:05 am

*wails* Why does everyone want to eat my brethren?

*glances at screen name*

Uh... half-brethren. Long story.
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Postby Ghâshburz » Tue Jun 01, 2004 1:29 pm

*blinks*

...what else are the shire-rats good for? Not big enough to fight, not strong enough to toil, not noisy enough to be worth much of a torture.
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Postby Tygarya » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:15 pm

Tyg had sat quietly for a moment, then she finally grins, showing her fangs.
I think a BBQ is a great idea, lets pull up a couple of slaves from the pits and roast their goody good hides. We shall drink their blood and toast my return, although I don't know how long it's going to last. Although it is nice to see that the place hasn't fallen down in ruin while I've been gone.
Tyg looks around and looks at Elfkin and motions her forward, then looks at Gloam and motions him forward
You two go and choose a couple of nice juicy looking slaves, I don't care what race they are as long as they're tasty. Just make sure you scrub them clean first, I don't like the taste of dirt.
Tyg then looks at Ghash
You can set up the spit over the fire pit, while Katren, Mareg and I catch up on old times
Tyg turns to Katren and gets a slave to pour her a drink.
Katren my dearest Sister what have you been up to?
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Postby Gloamglozer » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:06 pm

A few minutes after Tygs order to Elfkin and Gloam, they emerge from the dungeons carrying 2 hobbits, 3 humans and a dwarf.
Well my lady they are cleaned and have been bit by one of creations with a tranquilising venom.
And don't worry because it will not affect the taste.Well if the barbeque is ready i'll just take a little blood from them.
Gloam takes out a knife and gets two large punch bowls from the table.
He makes a cut about 12cm long in one of the humans.He fills both bowls, puts a couple of things in one of them and leaves the other one.

Right this bowl is pure blood and the other is my own recipe called 'Bloodlust punch'.Enjoy.Oh of course theres the normal drinks on offer and i think the meat will be cooked soon.
Gloam takes two glasses and dips one in each bowl.
Ahhh.Refreshing and thick
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Postby Tygarya » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:46 pm

Tyg watches as Gloam bleeds the slaves and makes his punch. With interest Tyg leans over it and looks in
I believe I would like to try some of that dearest
Gloam grabs a glass and pours some of his punch in it and hands it to Tyg. She takes a sample sip and grins at Gloam
Simply delightful dearest, you are fast becoming my favourite here :wink:
Now lets see how the others are going getting those slaves on the spits shall we?
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Postby Gloamglozer » Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:16 am

Thank you my Queen.
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Postby Ji_Indur » Mon Jun 07, 2004 7:33 pm

I hope I'm not interrupting anything, it's just I'd like to join.
By the way, how do you get a flag?
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Hi there

Postby Elfkin » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:37 pm

Ooh, first post... I remember my first post... *gets wistful* I was asking about an Elvish dictionary... ah, happy days... :)

Anyways, on the TORC homepage, click on Membership (on the left), then My Settings, then at the bottom of that page you can select your alliance. You could try going here but I'm not sure if it'll work, so if it doesn't try the long(ish) way round. Hope that helps!

~*~*~

*Sporks humans and dwarf "To let the Devil out, y'know," and spits them. The hobbits seem to have disappeared, and there is a pile of earth behind Elfkin who seems to be standing awkwardly as if on a board over a tunnel mouth*

Eheheh... who's for more punch? Drinks all round!

...Oh. Uh. Clap her in irons, right?
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Postby Tygarya » Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:57 pm

Elfkin, i do hope you realise that if it is found that you let those Hobbits escape you will be executed for treason....after Gloam has played with you and made you confess :twisted:

Why hello Ji_Indur, welcome to TORC. If you do decide to become one with Minas Morgul definately make sure you stop by again won't you, we are currently having a feast of elf and human rosted on the spit, and Gloam has made the tastiest punch. Hope to see you back :wink:
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Postby Gloamglozer » Sat Jun 12, 2004 3:06 am

Yes Ji_Indor if you join Minas Morgul (And i hope you do because we've not had any newbies here for ages) please stop by again.
My lady the BBQ will be ready soon.The spit is currently full of the meats
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Postby Tygarya » Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:03 am

Hmmm I so do love the smell of roasting flesh, don't you darlin?
Tyg puts an arm through Gloam's and walks with him closer to the spits
Ah, don't they look superb, I'm rather looking forward to the feast :twisted:
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Postby Mareg_Suthavanistra » Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:08 am

< Mareg raises an eyebrow at the two bowls. >

Blood? I Mean Really.

< Mareg waves his hand and his black goblet appears in it. Filled with a red liquid. >

Are We Not Going About It Rather Stereotypical?

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Ullo, your Evilness

Postby Elfkin » Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:52 am

*grabs clappers* I could book the Cheeky Girls if you want real torture. Or t!rture, as the Grid for Learning would have me call it. *shakes fist at Grid for Learning*

And we caould all watch home improvement programmes. The last one left fully mentally functional wins!


*grins nervously* Uh... What hobbits? They're spoons.

Tyg raises an eyebrow. "They're hobbits!"

...Ah. I see you've played Hobby-Spoony before.
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Postby Tygarya » Tue Jun 22, 2004 12:45 am

Mareg dearest, I don't know what your talking about. Frankly I've always drank blood, what did you think the drink known simply as Red was??
After all the other side of my personality is a carnivour :wink:

Elfkin, if i hear you try and defend those pesky hobbits one more time i shall turn you over the Gloam, and this time i mean it! :twisted:
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Postby Mareg_Suthavanistra » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:46 am

Oh I Knew what It Was, Whether I Liked It Personally Is Different.

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Postby Tygarya » Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:35 pm

Well you see, no one is perfect :twisted:
Tyg pats Mareg's cheek, then turns back to the table and delicately picks up a sliver of meat, and pops it in her mouth. A wicked grin passes almost unnoticed[/i]
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Postby Mareg_Suthavanistra » Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:26 am

That Is Correct Kitten, Not Just Everyone Can Be Like Myself. Now Where Has Your Sister Gone, We Have Buisness

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Postby Tygarya » Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:21 pm

Which sister is it you mean Dearest? Perhaps I can help in some way?

Hey everyone i know its been a while, but hey what's happened to the rest of you?? Where is everyone? Well i have a very busy few months ahead of me, I'm on holiday for 2 weeks as from next week, then i travel to Tauranga for work, then in October i have my exam then I go to Fiji for work also, gee life is too tough sometimes :twisted:
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Postby Gloamglozer » Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:11 am

FIJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x
Well I guess some people have got to go somewhere exotic :P

I'm going to Cornwall for 11 days starting from this monday coming up.
I've never been. Maybe I'll spot some Cornish Pixies...........Hahahahahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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