Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby Themedes » Sat Jan 25, 2003 10:09 am

Tally-Ho and Ra-Ta-Ta!<BR><BR>Well now, well now!<BR><BR>The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity has opened it´s doors for the second time.<BR><BR>Come one, come all!<BR><BR>This Guild excels in mad adventures and helps people to reach their peak of personal insanity!<BR><BR>We, <b>The,real,Maeglin and Themedes</b>, are the GuildMasters and Overlords of Madness, rulers of this realm (on a good day).<BR><BR>All of us "good" people are willing to risk our own lives and use all the know-how we have to unlock all untold mysteries!<BR><BR>You know the routine. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Friends, say 'loony' and enter...<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><i>P.S.: Watch out for the poisonous leapfrogs. They wish to devour your noodles.</i>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:47 pm

<i>Still hanging upside down from the tree, Mak now a shade of dark purple, and espying a pink-polka-dotted leapfrog on a branch not far away:</i><BR>Oh great! Now, on top of this, I'm about to loose my noodles! Can anything else go wrong? Don't tell me they have a fancy for lemon sherbets too?<BR><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>(OOC: *admiring the new paintwork* ooooo! I like what you've done with the place!)
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Postby MariaHobbit » Sun Jan 26, 2003 6:34 am

<BR>Ooops! Sorry, lotrgrrrl, didn't mean to leave you hanging so long! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*<i> Cuts her down and she lands on her head, just as the leap frog leaps and clings to the dangling end of the rope.</i>*<BR><BR>Ummmmm, maybe we should get out of here. Unless you think the pickle juice would work on leap frogs?<BR><BR><BR><i>*Runs back to the Loony Mansion and stops outside a moment in amazement.*</i><BR><BR>Hey, all the damage is gone. The hole in the ceiling where the giant space slug crashed through..... the windows blown out by a lab explosion..... That strange half twist to the house caused by tornado transport out of Oz.... Cool!<BR><BR>The place looks great, Themedes! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> See, even the grounds are landscaped again and not half dissolved by pickle juice! Maybe we should do this more often! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby SilverScribe » Sun Jan 26, 2003 10:13 am

<BR><i> skids into the thread on a stream of Royal Icing . . . </i><BR><BR>Ooops, sorry, I thought this was the Donut Guild for a minute . . .<BR><BR>Okay, I've heard about this place! And I want a piece of the action! Heck, I'll even settle for a piece of pickle, after all I have . . . . <i> dramatic music and a drumroll sound as Scribbles yanks her large broadsword from its sheath . . .</i> The Grandaddy of All Pickle Slicers!!! Evil Dills, Beware!!<BR><BR>Oh yeah . . .<BR><BR>"LOONY"<BR><BR>Am I in?<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby SLaYeR_eRRaRe » Sun Jan 26, 2003 12:49 pm

*walks in*<BR><BR>ooh, this looks nice. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> teh Sp1ff, even. <BR>Let me explain what makes me good for this:<BR>I have a small family of erasers in my pencil case, each with smiles on. They are like a smurf colony.<BR>Myself and my mum randomly yell the names of obscure animals at each other. <BR>I have a t-shirt, custom ordered, with "I like Pie" on it. This is my most said saying.<BR><BR>Now, what was I saying? erm.... *old grandfather mode* During the war, I ate 56 donuts, then rained diamons on the jerries, then I summoned Goku to blow up the earth. And Thats why I have a mole on my neck.<BR><BR>Loony. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby Eoywen » Sun Jan 26, 2003 1:26 pm

*Elle swings down from a high tree branch where she was squirting pickle juice* So we've moved, eh? This place looks considerably better <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> <BR>*Sudenly gets an idea and climbs as high as she can into the tree and watches as the munchkins claw at the trunk, unable to limb up it more than a foot or too before they come sliding down*<BR>EVERYBODY UP IN THE TREE!!! THEY CANT GET US THERE!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR>*Runs down and grabs some pickle squirters, the transporter, and long, pointed stick* Hey, who knows if we might need it? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>*The loonies carefully climb up the tree, and then hoist Mak up behind them. Next Magellan and Themedes use the transporter to transport the loony mansion up into the tree tops and order some ice cream and pizza* (A shout from Lk and Ciara is heard from the lower branches "NO SQUID!!!" <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> ) *The loonies all take seats in the lower branches and watch the munchins, tired of their climbing efforts, try to build a cattapult like machine and throw themselvess up into the trees. Elle ducks as a large munchkin comes flying past and slams into the tree, then slowly slides down*<BR>Well, they're not the brightest of beings... <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0>
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Postby Lindonbayne » Sun Jan 26, 2003 1:38 pm

NOOOOO!!! MY PRECIOUS NOODLES!!!!<BR>Give them back! Give them back now!<BR><BR>*poisonous leapfrogs cower in fear*<BR>*LB collects noodles and returns them to her upturned brolly*<BR><BR>IGUANA! er, I mean LOONY!<BR><BR>(sorry for nickin yer line, SLaYeR hun, mwah!)
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Jan 27, 2003 8:25 am

<i>*The drunk munchkins (the one's that haven't passed out) are trying to catch the polka-dotted poisonous leapfrogs. Their efforts are hindered by the fact that they keep falling over, running into trees and each other, and stopping for pickle juice breaks. LadyKat looks with satisfaction at the empty space the sanity stone used to occupy. With the threat to their looniness gone, she picks up the unused jars of pickles and wanders back to the manor. Stopping dead in her tracks, she stares up at the new, bigger, and even more loonioyus manor house.*</i><BR><BR>Oh wow!! This is so cool!!<BR><BR><i>*Runs into the manor and sees not one, but two ceiling fans. Dropping the pickles, she begins jumping from one to the other, causing them to spin.*</i><BR><BR>WHEEEEEE!!! We should go fight munchkins more often. A new home, and some new loonies. <i>(looks down at Scribbles, SLaYeR and Lindonbayne)</i> Hi guys! Wanna go play in Themedes new lab?<BR><BR>LK
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Postby SLaYeR_eRRaRe » Mon Jan 27, 2003 12:09 pm

*skips over to lindonbayne*<BR>I've got a craving for TINNED MANDERINS! *starts pulling tins of manderins out of cape* yummie! so tasty! So.. erm.. tinned.. and..... minderinniy. <BR>(If you know Lindonbayne, this is very funny <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>)<BR>And what goes great with manderins? A chocolate Armadillo on a stick! yummie! <BR>*starts dancing with a spiderman plushie*<BR><BR>(sorry for exposing your weakness, LB, mwah)
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Postby Lindonbayne » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:01 pm

*bashes SLaYeR with chocolate armadillo on stick*<BR>how dare you! the tabloids will have a field day now!<BR>*gobbles mandarins with incredible speed*<BR><BR>What?<BR><BR>*tears SLaYeR away from spiderman plushie, dances with it*<BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby Lindonbayne » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:03 pm

*bashes SLaYeR with chocolate armadillo on stick*<BR>how dare you! the tabloids will have a field day now!<BR>*gobbles mandarins with incredible speed*<BR><BR>What?<BR><BR>*tears SLaYeR away from spiderman plushie, dances with it*<BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:42 pm

<BR><i>*Slips on Scribble's icing and crashes into Lindonbayne and Slayer arguing over food. A piece of chocolate armadillo tail zings through the air, narrowly missing LadyKat on the ceiling fan and impales itself on the wall by the door where it quivers for a moment .*</i><BR><BR><b>Woah!</b> Hello! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> Welcome to the loony bin! Hey, first damage to the house already! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0> <BR><BR>Are you sure about the lab, LadyKat? It seems a shame to start explosions so soon..... everything is so neat and tidy now.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Hey, how about we see a demonstration of SilverScribe's Grandaddy of A Pickle Slicer? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>* Tosses a large Dill pickle in a long slow arc over towards Scribbles............*<BR><BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:05 pm

<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> mwah ha haaa! fresh madness! Untapped & unwarped (so far) by Themedes!<BR><i>*beckons to the newcomers*</i><BR>Welcome, dear friends - <i>do</i> come in! Here, try an electrode cap on for size (we're running low on pickle juice).<BR><BR>explosions? <i>*Mak pricks up his flea-bitten ears, and while everybody is busy dancing with spiderman plushies, fighting off treefrogs for the sake of noodles everywhere, and the Granddaddy of Pickle Slicers at work, the two shadowy figures of Mak, lotrgrrrl & Moonbeam creep down to....</i> da da da <b>dum!</b><i> the <b>LAB!*</b></i>
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Postby Themedes » Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:06 am

I am being bitten into the ankle by a flutterin'´ squirrel.... right now. Good Lord that´s painful.<BR><BR>Anywho.<BR><BR>I was thinking about that American football thing I watched on my television-wave-receptor the other night here. I got bored in two seconds. Man. With a few easy changes they could make the game a whole lot more interesting. High strung players with swords. Eh? EH? <b>EH!?</b> Yeah. Thought you might like that. Also, I think that the "ball" could be replaced with a timed bomb device or something similar.<BR><BR>I ate crab yesterday. No kidding. Tasted a lot like meatloaf. Oh sweet masses of mandate... Maybe it was meatloaf! Now I´m bummed. I´ve always wanted to eat crab. Crab or lobster. Hmmm. Crustacean buffet with some wine and a fine cigar. One of those cigars that detonate after three seconds from being lit. Sabotage in cancer form.<BR><BR>I haven´t been sleeping well. Wait a minute. Reality check. Check check. Check one two. One two. Check. Right. Now I remember. I haven´t been sleeping at all. Whoa. Maybe that´s why I keep seeing pygmies on the walls and snakes where my fingers should be. Yup. Snakes. Big flutterin'´ snakes. Like boas or something. Its amazing how I can type with these things. Hrm. They help me to fight my invisible enemies though. Now when I say; <i>"My hands are like striking serpents!"</i>, I will be more than truthful. I´m poison baby. I bet if I looked in the mirror right now, I would see the eyes of a predator and the horns of a bull! I´m afraid to look in the mirror...<BR><BR>And another thing. Right now I´m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I´ve forgotten this before. What the heck was I typing?<BR><BR>I had a real moment of clarity at 04:55 this morning. I had a huuuuge idea. Mother of all ideas if ideas had a mother. Which they don´t. Thankfully. Apparently the idea was too big for my head and so it leaked out of my right ear canal sometime 06:37 this morning. Where did it go? Where did it go? What? I bet it was something awesome. Something great, grand and unique. My good ideas are always like that. It´s like the natural law or something. Rule of thumb. But my thumbs are snakes, so go figure!<BR><BR>...<BR><BR>You´re probably reaching for the stungun right now, asking yourself; <i>"What in the name of Iluvatar has happened to our most beloved GuildMaster whom I so humbly admire?"</i>. I´ll tell you what has happened. I´ll tell you. I´ve seen the light! Yes sirree. I´ve seen the light and it is NEON GREEN! That´s the colour of future my friends. Future and technology. Future is in neon and technology is green. Kinda like evolution running in reverse. Thing about the nature. The grass is green, isn´t it? So are most of the chips and boards you´ll find inside your ordinary household computer. See the connection? No. Of course you don´t. I would suggest keeping that stungun close by. I wouldn´t trust me if I was you, which is saying something or other or nothing at all since even I don´t trust myself.<BR><BR>Madness. None of this makes no sense at all. We need facts man! Facts not fiction! Then again, if there is no fact available, we´ll take whatever you can shove at us! Something. Preferably something pure and untainted. The truth, the truth and nothing but the truth. Isn´t that how it goes? I´ve always wondered what "it" was... I think I´m closing in on the truth now. And that is it.<BR><BR><i>* 0 Signal the spaceships to land 0 *</i><BR><BR>Hhhhaaaaawk. It's like there is a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up. Good thing I have coffee. From the dark murky depths of my coffee cup, salvation rises up to meet me in the form of aroma and flavor. Yes. This is the black death flavor right here. So strong it could melt its way through steel like in one of those alien movies, where that huge rat has acidic blood. Rats and coffee don´t mix. It kills the aroma of <b>WAKE UP!</b> it does.<BR><BR>Whoo-whee! My bridges are burned and I´m standing on the accelerator!<BR><BR>...<BR><BR>Toys. I have a question for you. If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? Sad sad Barbie girl. Rich, but with a terrible personality. And a high pitched nasal voice. Plus she doesn´t shower more than once a month. And the hair? A wig. Try pulling it off. You´ll see. Real hair doesn´t come off like that. Well, maybe it does, but I guess that depends on how hard you´re pulling. Sad sad bald Barbie.<BR><BR>Want to see something horrid? Of course you do. It´s the human nature. Want to experience something horrid? Of course you don´t. Apes have wings and human nature.<BR><BR>Here:<BR><BR><a target=new href="http://www.daisy.co.nz/pastlife.php">http://www.daisy.co.nz/pastlife.php</a><BR><BR>Exactly. Could I have been a nigerian female and a doctor? Sure. Why not. Call me a shaman and get me my pipe and chicken bones.<BR><BR>Why are you looking at me like that?<BR><BR>Right. That´s it. I´m gonna boil me a new batch of Death Valley Java and take a trip to flavour country!<BR><BR>Catch you on the flipside people. Catch you.
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Postby Ladykat » Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:38 am

<i>*Ducking the piece of armadillo tail, LadyKat watches as Maria tosses pickles at Scribbles, who, in a series of ninja moves, neatly slices them with her Granddaddy Pickle Slicer. Listening for a moment to Themedes' babble, she hears him call for a reality check.*</i><BR><BR>Your reality check bounced long ago. <i>(watching the dancers)</i><BR>Wow, that Spiderman sure can dance. Hey, what's that?<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat has noticed some shadowy figures sneaking down to the lab. Also a silvery, liquid, metallic substance--it's the idea that leaked out of Themedes' ear---curious, LadyKat follows it.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Themedes » Tue Jan 28, 2003 9:17 am

Antidote to sanity.<BR><BR><i>*Starts whacking the furniture with a rake*</i><BR><BR>Give me my freedom you crazy fruitbats!
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Tue Jan 28, 2003 12:52 pm

<i> Ciara glares down from the tree branch, eyes blazing</i><BR><BR>Help! HELP ME!!! My eyes are on fire! i don't know where I am and i am TERRIFIED OF TREE FROGS!!!!!<BR><BR><i> as the loonies scuttle around trying ( unsuccessfully) to cope with these many demands ciara suddenly realises the bonuses of fiery vision</i><BR><BR>Hey look!!! i can make things explode!!!<BR><BR><i> she glares at a tree frog and it bursts into flame, burning silvery- purple before exploding into confetti which surrounds ciara like snow as she leaps down</i><BR><BR> What happened to the first coming? Did it die? should we have a funeral for the poor dear? and did we deal with those evil munchkins? <i> notices one sidling maliciously towards her </i> In the words of the most annoying Foxxy Cleopatra- KAZAAM!!!!<BR><BR><i> the ill fated creature burns and then spreads confetti throughout the loony land </i><BR><BR>Yeah, that told you! I kicked your ass!! I... wait a minute...what r u doing...<BR><BR><i> The confetti surrounds her blocking out the light and each shred sprouts tiny little teeth....</i><BR><BR>( btw, I'm really sorry I'm not around as much any more- I am getting so much work in that strange land called school that I think my head might explode into confetti someday soon. Please don't leave me to be consumed by evil beasts or transformed in Themedes' strange lab into a mutant hybrid of a human, a duck-billed platypus and a slug. Please!)
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Tue Jan 28, 2003 8:29 pm

*rolls on floor laughing* "oh! oh! ah ha ha! a ha!"<BR>Themedes, our fearless leader (or one of) - ever giving us new hights of insanity to aspire to. *salutes*<BR>*reading site out loud* I was male and Mongolian. But I don't speak Mongolian! I don't even like Mongolian lamb!<BR>*continues reading* WHAT?! sane practical person? Themedes, invite the site creators over here - they're obviously nutters.<BR>but it does say I was a poison manufacturer <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> at least I've retained <b>that</b>! You should have seen the dinner I whipped up the other night! More coffee Themedes? Lemon sherbet anyone?<BR><BR><BR>*spots the silvery, liquid, metallic substance following the three of them*<BR>My God! It's Alex Mack! Themedes, you sly dog - you never told us you were pregnant! We could have organised a baby shower...<BR><BR><i>*continues tip-toeing down the stairs, ignoring the confetti & sliced pickle falling down after her... but Alex Mack keeps slipping in front of her, trying to trip her up...*</i><BR>Move out of the way you blasted... - go find your father.<BR><i>*Alex Mack, however, starts to sing a gentle lullaby... the words twist around in lotrgrrl's head, making Moonbeam start to howl. The words are ENTICING.<BR>Ever so slowly, the world around lotrgrrl starts to spin, as she GRACEFULLY tumbles forward into the puddle.</i><BR><BR>...<BR><BR><b>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!</b><BR>Sweet insanity - it was awful! It was like being in Themedes head! (now there's an experience I don't want to repeat <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> <i>*shudders*</i>)<BR>There were all these women in red lingerie leering at me! And this little mouse gnawing at cords that I think were important... but then it got electrocuted & short circuted the entire thing, and I was bathed in this red light but this voice kept screaming that it should be green & the women were closing in on Mak but there was this teacher there that was just acting <i>sane</i> that's all he could do, just act <i>sane</i> and he was trying to teach me how to long divide and instruct me on the meaning of life, but the light was red so I couldn't go down the road of life but the road was yellow-brick because of all the filthy things that the munchkins were doing to it and I don't even want to think about that and god dammit if the light had just been green then that creepy little scientist wouldn't have trapped me in the dark corner and tried to tell me about this huge idea of his...<BR><BR><i>*takes a deep breath, looks around, and finds herself still standing alone in the stairwell, Alex Mack giggling evilly in front of her*</i><BR>Oh, shoo! Just shoo!<BR><BR><i>there is the dull "thwak" "thwak" of lotrgrrrl repeatedly hitting her head against a brick wall to induce amnesia</i><BR>*sways slightly, a dazed, faraway look in her eyes*<BR>"I've had the most glorious of ideas...!" (<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> Themedes look what you've done to me!)<BR>*skips down the stairs & into the lab*<BR><BR><i>small thumps and large explosions rock the guildhouse. We won't mention the smells. It takes months before the feathers stop blowing out of the air-conditioning unit. And ciara never could find her boots again.<BR>After several long days and many cups of coffee (not to mention the lemon sherbets), Themedes lab no longer looks new and sparkly, and there isn't a button in the place that hasn't been pushed (well, except for that small orange one labelled "please push me". I mean, as if anyone would want to push it. No, it's the big red "don't push me" buttons you want to play with.)</i><BR><BR>lotrgrrrl (& Mak & Moonbeam) emerge triumphant, bearing invention spawned from the mother of all ideas...<BR>"It's the one and only, never to be made again and impossible to improve, Un-realifier & Ultimate Insanifier!"<BR><BR>*points the Un-realifier & Ultimate Insanifier at a boring, sane, and real ferret*<BR><b>csshhhhh-king-king-king-king-weeeeeeeeeeeeble</b><BR><BR><i>The ferret has now transformed into an green horse that promptly finds itself a couch & starts smoking Themedes cigars</i><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> MWAH HA HA HAAA!<BR>Do you want to touch me? Dooo you want to touch me?!<BR>ha HA!<BR>
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Postby SilverScribe » Tue Jan 28, 2003 11:33 pm

<BR><i> "Hi guys! Wanna go play in Themedes new lab?"</i><BR><BR>Does a wart hog have warts? Does a spotted cat have spots? Does a . . . well never mind, you get the idea, that would be a great big YES I WANT TO BLOW THINGS UP !!!!<BR><BR><i> sees a great green bumpy dirigible slowly dropping towards her, pulls her broadsword out and with a blurred series of lightning fast strokes, creates a shower of perfect sandwich slices . . . </i><BR><BR>Hehehe, corned beef on rye with dill slices, anyone? I promise my sandwiches do not talk back. Or bite back for that matter. Well, only a little . . . <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR>And hey, watch what you say about my mother! She is the idea of all ideas, so show some respect, ya squeaky squidge in pudding pantaloons and a velcro vest!<BR><BR><i> walks on over to the Lab door and on the way reaches out and touches lotrgrrrl. Hmmmm, rubbery with a hint of mayonnaise. Maybe chicken. Can't be sure. Shrugs and continues over to the lab door, then sneaks in . . .<BR><BR>. . . muffled thumping, a few crashes, an air-raid siren, barking dogs, much swearing and the sound of tearing clothing drift from the open door . . . A long silence is then broken by the sounds of glass beakers clinking, chemicals being poured and at the last, a match striking . . .<BR><BR><b> B**O**O**M</b><BR><BR>Smoke billows out of the lab door and Scribbles comes staggering out, a singed white rabbit in one hand, and a lovely foaming beer in the other.</i><BR><BR>More than one way to get a rabbit out of a hat . . . Them's pregnant? Name it after a geological wonder of the world, dude.<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Jan 29, 2003 12:18 am

Moonbeam growls at this hint of devouring their body, and snaps at Silverscribes heels as she depart from whence they just emerged.<BR><BR>Pursuit would have continued (with some use of the Un-realifier and Ultimate Insanifier), but for the unmistakable "whokka whokka" of a helicopter.<BR><BR>Themedes has been signalling the space ships again, hasn't he? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*rushes to the window in time to see a channel 9 news team land*<BR><BR>dammit, not again!<BR><BR>*aims the Un-realifier & Ultimate Insanifier at the vultures (ie news crew), and is in the process of converting them into garden gnomes when a piercing scream from Lindonbayne breaks a few new windows*<BR><BR>Oh! It's just the tabloids after you is it? Oh well, I'll let them have their fun then.<BR><BR>*goes hunting for soething else to try her Un-realifier & Ultimate Insanifier on... that rabbit looks rather appropriate <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> *<BR><BR><b>cshhh-king-king-king-king-weeeeeble!</b><BR><BR>oh SilverScribe darling - why are you carrying a one-eyed tarantula by it's red-painted toes?<BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Wed Jan 29, 2003 2:32 pm

*Screams and jumps backward away from the spider*<BR>Hey! How's that get in here?! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR>*Sees the 'copter in the backyard and decides to go for a ride*<BR>Who wants to come on a ride? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>*Runs outside, followed by the inhabitants of the loony mansion and hops into the side of the helicopter*<BR>Hello Mr.Copter man...can we take a ride? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR>*Looks into the sidecar and notices that htere is indeed No opperator. Oh, well... Hops into the drivers seat and everyone ele piles in. They lift off, spinning in loops and zigzags until they see... ( du du DA!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> )a space ship full of Chickies!!! Zooms in to dock with the ship and enters the ship covered in a bright green light. They notice that the chicks are wearing lingeree and clucking rapidly*<BR>...This is faintly familiar...<BR>*Suddenly remembers Themedes in his lab in the looney mansion and everyone drops down onto the ground, realising that it was all one big hallogram*<BR>You see?! THIS is what I was talking about! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>*Hears girlish screams from the lab and they all run in to see the problem, only to fin Themedes beinbg attacked by the silvery goo-thing*<BR>Okay, and what are we to do about this now? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR>*Thinks of the grandaddy of pickle slicers*<BR>Hmmmmmmmmmmm... <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Wed Jan 29, 2003 2:45 pm

<i>*holds head and spins in circles, squishing pickle slices everywhere*</i><BR><BR>I'm SO confused! Is it getting a little weird in here, or is it just me?<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>btw, Themedes, I agree totally with your assessment of American Football. Though, with swords, their padding would have to be metal- lined on the outside. Helmets, too. And they'd need scabbards for the swords. Is this image disturbing, or what? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:44 pm

But metal lining would spoil all the fun! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Perhaps with the un-Realifier & Ultimate-Insanifier we <i>could</i> arrange some changes to football... AFL for a start... <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR>weird? weird what? <i>*looks around at Silverscribe playing with the tarantulla, who's trying to escape over to the spiderman plushie; news teams pursuing a screaming Lindonbayne; sliced pickle lying everywhere; Elle stealing the news team's helicopter; and Themedes talking to his spawned idea that is Alex Mack. A few drunk munchkins try to climb in the shattered windows.*</i><BR>Nope. Everything's normal. Right Mak?<BR><BR><i>nickker ungh!</i><BR><BR>exactly.
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Postby Ladykat » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:27 am

<i>*LadyKat is distracted from following Themedes' thought by Themedes himself who is beating the furniture with a rake. Always eager to help, LadyKat claws the curtains, shreads the sofa cushions, and rips huge gashes in the wallpaper.*</i><BR><BR>There! Didn't like that paper anyway. It wouldn't talk to me. Stuck-up wallpaper!<BR><BR><i>*A loud "BOOM" and the lab door is blown away. Scribbles emerges from the smoke, followed by Lotrgrrrl dragging Mak on his leash and carrying a strange looking device. LadyKat runs into the lab, and stops short, looking around at the destruction.*</i><BR><BR>Wow. I love what you've done with it. It really looks like home now. Ciara? Thought I heard your voice. Well, just because you're not here, that's no reason not to talk to you. Some of the munchkins were captured and enslaved by the polka-dot leapfrogs, and forced to hunt noodles for them. Some of the others were busted on a drunk and disorderly, the rest are still running around somewhere.<BR><BR><i>*Wandering back into the living room, she sees some of the loonies lead by Lotrgrrrl attack an innocent looking helicopter that was doing no one any harm. Spying a new door in a new corridor (they were not in the old manor) she opens the door to find.......the ANTI-GRAVITY room!!!*</i><BR><BR>YES! YES! I LOVE to dance on the walls and ceiling! <i>(leaping into the room, she proceeds to do just that.)</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Lindonbayne » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:59 am

AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!<BR><BR>dp <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby Lindonbayne » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:59 am

AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!<BR><BR><i>*Lindonbayne runs away from the press peeps and gets her foot stuck in an empty pickle jar. She skids around the guild house narrowly missing a newly grown giant beanstalk. She collides with SLaYeR, they both slide into the anti-grav room. The door slams shut, the press get bored with her and start to interview the discarded Spiderman plushie instead, as it has begun to dance on its own.*<BR></i><BR>WHEEE!! hey there LadyKat! nice weather we're having <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Thu Jan 30, 2003 7:43 am

<BR>Oh, HOORAY! LadyKat found the Anti-Gee room! <BR><BR><i>*Maria does a rolling dive towards the door of the AG room and as she passes the threshold (just before the door slams shut), she fails to come down to the floor. Instead her momentum carries her swiftly to the opposite wall, where she splats like a bug on a windshield.*</i><BR><BR>Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I forgot you have to be careful in here. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0> Owwwwww...... <i>* clings to a hand hold on the wall and tries to get her breath back</i>*<BR><BR>
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Postby SilverScribe » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:56 am

<BR><i> Scribbles does a double take . . . </i> YIKES!! Ooooooo, lookie the cute little red tootsies, aaawwwwwww, so sweet . . . hmmmmmm . . . we need more of these . . .<BR><BR><i> proceeds to draw the Great Whacking Pickle Slicer (granddaddy of them all, yes, yes) and slices the Tarantula into several hundred little minced pieces . . . then pulls a handful of pixie lint, er, dust from her pocket and blows it gently over all the sticky little bits . . .<BR><BR>Immediately, all the sticky little bits begin to sprout little miniature legs, each one tipped with little miniature red tootsies. The veritable herd of tiny tarantulas begin to rapidly run about the looney house, up the walls and down the drapes, over the LadyKats and under the MariaHobbit feet . . .</i><BR><BR>Ah, there now, aren't they sweet? Just like little dancing, red-tipped fuzzballs!<BR><BR>Now remember, ya have ta keep the pythons out though!!<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby SLaYeR_eRRaRe » Thu Jan 30, 2003 11:23 am

*scrambles over to the dancing spiderman plushie, grabs him, and eats him whole*<BR><BR>The power of branston compells you! IT COMPELLS YOU! *puts on a priests hat, takes an 8foot rod from his (very short) hair* The branston will purify your sins-ah! *eats rod* <BR>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Thu Jan 30, 2003 1:13 pm

<BR>Awwwww! Such cute little tarantulas. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>*Several small spiders skitter into the Anti-gee room, lose their foothold on the floor, and are soon struggling helplessly in the middle of the air. Maria's jaw drops as she sees them totally freak out. *</i><BR><BR>Oh, poor little brainless critters. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0> You just don't know what to do in a place like this, do you?<BR><BR><i>*She reaches out to a struggling spider that is drifting along and it grabs onto her hand and clings franticly, trembling and confused. Maria rescues all the little spiders as they come into the room and is soon covered in small, red tipped tarantulas.*</i><BR><BR>Look at me! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> I'm flying in no gravity and covered in spiders!<BR><BR>Oh, by the way, these aren't the poisonous kind, are they? They can't be. There just aren't any poisonous tarantulas in North America....... Uh oh. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0> I just realized .... This isn't North America, is it??????? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR><BR>
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