Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby Goldberri007 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:19 pm

*Stars flash by as Goldberri's spaceship glides through space to a location that has not yet been specified by the ship's captain, which is a very tall banshee (bean-sidhe)*

To Middle-Earth, or somewhere more, indeed.
And soon to find a seat, you all will need. 8):):P:D:Q

*dramatic space-movie music plays in the background, possibly the theme from Thumb Wars. The banshee sends the ship onward, as the people who listen to the stories Goldie isn't telling play catch with a singing cherry tomato...*

~Goldie
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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:53 pm

Singing tomatoes strange are they.

careful catch, must you.

Banshee captain know the way,

into outer space so blue.

steal my rhyming speech ,okay

but from me take a cue.

lots of time have I to play

requirements on me are few.


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OOC I'm physically disabled so have plenty of time to work on my "Yoda Poetry"
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Postby Robin_Greenleaf » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:05 pm

Looking over at Borin, "Weird realy talk you" Robin said mocking him slightly. Looking over at Goldberri "Hey can we head for the Milky Way? I have a pouch of Oreo Cookies and I need some milk?" Robin asked pulling out a pouch the size of a Cave-trolls head.
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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:32 pm

The one to speak, you are not

from the ceiling you appeared.

destination, know the spot

where captain goes, are we feared?

Milky Way, I like alot

Cookies, must to milk be geared.

Berri Gold where have you got?

and Kat Lady has disappeared.

Please return and afraid be not.

harmless loonies are here revered.
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:19 am

***OOC--Hey Borin!! Sorry, dude, but as I said before, most of us can't make it in here every day. Demands on my time are, unfortunately, NOT few! :P :) ***
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

OOF!!! Alright! ENOUGH already!!! Let go! Geez!!!!

*LK disentangles herself from Robin, and turns to Goldi.*

That's not a banshee you twit! That's Muad-Dib, our resident mad scientist.

As far as where we're going, I think we should get back to Earth. We never finished our indoor yard sale, 'cos the rabbits attacked the 'droids.

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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:59 pm

For lack of time, badly do not feel.

Before my heart prob., so was I.

2 jobs I had, hard work was real.

Now time I have, so now I try,

My days to fill, with joy and zeal,

not much else to do except to cry.
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Back to earth let us go, hurray

this sale of yards I'd like to see

did not know in houses grew they

thought they outdoors all would be.

Droids of them I know okay,

these rabbits do they grow in a tree?
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Postby Robin_Greenleaf » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:03 pm

Running around the room, Hopping and skipping, "Were going to Earth, were going to earth" Robin begain to chant over and over. "What is a indoor yard sale? I though that yards were only found outside? and the rabbits did what to the what?" Robin asked stopping in mid skip.
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Postby Goldberri007 » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:33 pm

*several norsemen stare into the snowy distance, then disappear*

Alright, alright, we're going to Earth, then. And why is it snowing on my spaceship, exactly? :Q :roll: :Q

*The snow turns into a rain of multi-colored glitter*

Ah, looks like we're taking a detour. You should probably all begin running around and shouting and generally not accomplishing anything productive.

*The loonies, for the most part, proceed to do as told, including the ship's captain, who is now Muad-dib.*

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Postby Ladykat » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:57 am

***OOC----if you want this to make ANY kind of sense, you're going to have to go back and read pages.......oh, I think it's 9 thru 12. :twisted: :twisted: :thppt: ***
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yeah, well, we WERE having it outside, but then something happened. Rain? Hurricane? Impending nuclear holocaust?

*LK shrugs.*

Don't remember. Anyway we moved it inside, but then we had to deal with the evil chair god, the dragons melted some of the merchandise, and Muad-Dib's 'droid army got attacked by bunnies. Can't think why.

*LK stares out the viewport at the multi colored glitter rain.*

Does this thing come with windshield wipers?

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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:30 pm

Into the past my mind did fly

of bunnies and dragons I read

multi-colored glitter from the sky

of not the tornado dread.

of the ship inside it must be dry

or moldy will be all the bread.
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Postby darlajane5 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:24 pm

buenos dias! all thee way from mehico! i theenk you are meestaken señor!

*tips sombrero*

me gusta queso!

*takes a quick bite of some chesse that one of the norsemen left behind.*

lil stale. ah well.

OOH!!!

*pushes pretty green and red adn blue buttons, not suspecting that the white button would be the one to turn them all into baboons.*

HAHA! you look FUNNEEE!
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Postby Goldberri007 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:43 pm

Ah, yes...moldy bread...nobody wants that. Except the gremlins in the closet...oh, by the way, we have gremlins in the closets here. :P :roll: :D :roll: :P

*the showers of colorful glitter begin to abate, and monkeys begin chattering happily in the trees that aren't there.*

Hmm...I should probably do somethin to fix all of the weird stuff in here...

*several dinosaurs fall into a tarpit and start shrieking. The loonies, who were temporarily transformed into baboons, suddenly fall out of the trees that aren't there (since they really aren't there) and turn back into themselves, for the most part...*

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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:45 pm

In the closet, the gremlins live.

in the cellar, do goblins dwell?

moldy bread, to gremlins give.

do goblins here dine as well?

in invisible trees, do monkeys live?

or underneath the turtles shell.

as to the mind it is a sieve.

so in our madness we'll be a bell.

DING>>>DONG>>>DING>>>DONG>>>DING>>>DONG>>>DING
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Postby Goldberri007 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:00 pm

Goblins in the cellar? Oh, it's always a possibility, with this ship. Themedes built it, after all. :P :D :Q :D :P

*goes down to check the cellar, while Muad-Dib steers the ship with his feet*

MUAD-DIB: Hey! No hands! Woohoo!

*his hair turns into cotton candy. Meanwhile, a troop of oompa-loompas marches by, holding a flag that says something in oompa-loompa language.*

Hmm. Someone should put those guys back in the factory, before they break something important...Not that that happens a lot, or anything...

*the loonies begin to look at the oompa-loompas nervously. Goldie hurries down to the cellar.*

Hmm...Nope, no goblins. Sorry. There are a few gnomes, though.

*The gnomes are rushing around, ridiculous little grins of their bearded faces, pushing wheel-barrows full of dirt or rocks or styro-foam peanuts in no particular direction*

~Goldie
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Postby darlajane5 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:18 pm

goblins! Where?

*peeks over goldie's unsuspecting shoulder.*

ah, blast it! only some wretched gnomes! Curses.

*runs to the corner to pout, but misses and runs into the steering wheel beign controlled by a very smelly pair of feet and the ship veers sharply left.*

heh heh, oops.

*wanders off whistling, pretending not to notice the flashing lights and warning bells*

ooh! look! a big ball of gas! i always wanted a big ball of gas, but my parents, because they were lemmings, could not afford such a huge investment.

*gets out a bag of popcorn and holds it upto the furnace.*

i like it burnt. Any body else want some? Its a new flavor, pickle...

*mouth waters*
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Postby Nicolette_StormChaser » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:36 pm

suddenly out of the closet pops a pirate.........

"HAHAHAHA IM FREE IM FREEEEEEE"

"Those stupid gremlins thought they could hold the mighty pirate captain Nicolette. Well poopoo on you"

As she turns to the closet and sticks out her
tongue.

" who are all these looney people and where am I?"

as she looks around the room
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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:38 pm

Blaring alarms ,not good are they

buttons, you should not have pushed :shock:

with the gnomes, now go and play

noises here need to be hushed. :roll:

Pirates out of the closet sway

tongue of pirate, needs a brush{phew..bad breathe in pirates} :P

from the ball of gas lets get away,

embarrassed now the spaceship blushed :oops:
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Postby Nicolette_StormChaser » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:04 am

"What are you trying to say?" as she looks at Borin
"Does any one have a vacuume cleaner I swear I have dust bunnies growing in my mouth.....any body have a Recorder I can use......ahhh heres one" Nick picks a recorder Off the wall

" Marry had a little lamb.. little lamb..little lamb" Nick starts singing (realy off key) while strumming the recorder like a guitar......
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Postby darlajane5 » Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:49 pm

Ooh, I wanna sing, too!

*Geek grabs a banjo and starts strumming and singing the cockroach song in spanish. But then the gremlins come and take her banjo away and offer it to the Gnome King as a sacrifice. Geek starts to cry.*

Wahhhhhhhhh........ooh! Sparkly! :Q

*picks up handfuls of the falling glitter and tosses them in the air*

Yaayyy!! :D:D
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Postby Goldberri007 » Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:07 pm

*Goldie kicks the wall of her spaceship* Quit, blushing, you moron! It wasn't you, it was...

*She looks over Muad-Dib's shoulder and out the large front window of her spaceship*

...Oh, will you all relax? It's only the sun. Nothing too serious. Just a matter of waiting for the weather to change.

*The glitter that has been falling heavily all this time in the ship suddenly turns into apples.*

Ah, good. Another detour. :D :P 8) :P :D

*The sun looms frighteningly closer for a moment, leering at them even though technically the sun doesn't have a face and thus cannot leer, and thenit slides off to the side as the ship begins to turn. It is now heading in the general direction of the moon.*

*speaking to self* That's much better. *to the loonies* We're going to have to make a stop on the moon for a little while. Donit Panic, and please leave all unopened wubbles onboard the ship. The moon people don't like them.

Random Loony: What's a wubble?

What?

Random Loony: A wubble.

What about a wubble?

Random Loony (vaguely annoyed): What is it?

It's a kind of snack that they eat on the rings of Saturn. It's a tiny insect-thing with a colored sugar coating. Moon people don't like them because as long as the package is unopened, they hum annoyingly.

Random Loony: Oh...right.

*The ship glides rapidly on through space.*

~Goldie
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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:43 pm

apples, on my head are falling

pies to make, I wish I could

singing not, it is squalling

ears to plug, that would be good

wubbles humming, they are calling

to be eaten by us, they would

moonies see us, then start balling

Loonies, good to them be, we should.

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if strange with Robin and Nicolette it gets

there is a reason so worry not

as their mother I have no regrets

they're insanity from me they got.

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Postby darlajane5 » Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:51 pm

can I have a wubble? Don't worry, i won't so anythign with it. :angel:

*begins wandering over to the bad of wubbles, but gets distracted by the dwarves prancing about a youg girl singing some stupid song about going to work. laughs.*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:
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Postby Goldberri007 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:06 pm

*The dwarves will not shut up. As punishment for their not shutting up, the sorceress that wasn't there before, but now is, turns them all into stone garden gnomes, for which the feel very insulted*

Dwarves: We feel very insulted! :x :( :x

*The sorceress ignores them for the moment, and suddenly turns into Goldberri*

Now then, my fellow loonies, what are we about? Oh yes, I'd almost forgotten. We're heading for the moon. And it is raining in Phoenix, Arizona, but that is pretty much irrelevant, since I am not there, nor have I ever been there. :Q :D :) 8) :) :D :Q

*The loonies look around, vaguely upset, but they aren't sure why. Then they remember that it is raining apples in the spaceship, and start to complain about it*

I m fully aware of that. If you want the weather to change, it will, as soon as we reach the moon. :D :) :D

*She stares into the darkness of space, looking at the silver-white globe in front of them. The apples turn into peppermints as they get closer, and these become fine, white, mint-flavored snowflakes.*

~Goldie
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Postby darlajane5 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:26 am

*tries to catch mint-flavored snow flakes on tongue*

mmm....tasty.

*suddenly the snowflakes turn into walruses, then into cupcakes, then back into snow flakes*

weird.
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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:14 pm

White peppermints,it is snowing

the moon it is, we're headed for

the sorceress, a way of knowing

of everything that's gone before.

Singing, dancing, bubble blowing

spaceship headed for the core

off the moon bright lights are glowing

will moonies hate us ever more.
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Postby Goldberri007 » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:53 pm

Walruses...Geek, that must have been the Yeti's doing. He's in here somewhere...I probably should have told you all that... :P :roll: =:) :D :Q :D =:) :roll: :P

Anyhoo...I have discovered a conspiracy...dundundunnnnnn... :Q :roll: :Q

...The Coca-Cola Company, also known as the CCC (would've been the KKK, but that was already taken by the Kris Kringle Klan) is secretly giving us the most toxic chemical known to man: Coca-Cola, made with coconuts, cocaine, cocoa, and all other edible things that begin with coc. (just kidding, btw, in case any of you nuts actually believed me...) :P :roll: :P

Yea, I know I'm a nut. You don't get to be the Loony Queen by being normal.

~Goldie
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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:55 pm

cotton candy, candy cones,

chocolate chips in cookies,too.

chili beans and cornmeal scones,

cobs of corn and chicken stew.

crabmeat, crawfish, codfish bones

cheddar cheese and cornchips blue.
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Postby darlajane5 » Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:16 pm

is that why santa is on the Coca-Cola commercials? He's a wanna-ba Kris Kringle Klan member! AHA! Watson! Get your coat. We have a mystery to unsolve! :drink: *cheers*
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Postby Robin_Greenleaf » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:28 pm

I always wondered why Santa's Elves were always so odd?

Actually my dear darlajane, it's AHA Watson, The game is a foot! ( why he called a foot a game is a mystery to me?)

But any who, TOBY Sick'um (SPLAT, goes the Mouse Dectective)!
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Postby Borin_Silversmith » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:43 pm

Coca Cola,there is a need for that

washing of bumpers, for this it works well

Doggies,Detectives, things that go splat

finding of clues,for this ring a bell

Sorceresses ,Santa Clauses, black kitty cat

people in chocolate, now we will sell

everyone in here, now will all scat

of this sad, sad story no more will I tell.
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