Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby Ladykat » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:19 pm

LK is batting the metal coils that come too close, sending them flying to stick in the walls, ceilings, and other loonies.

Spit? Crumpie doesn't spit. Drools a little every now and then, maybe....

LK swats another spring, which goes ricocheting around the room. Annoyed, she glares at Lotrgrrrl.

Geez!! Did you have to wish for SPRING cleaning?

LK
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Postby Goldberri007 » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:52 pm

W00t! Hello again, everyone! Here, have some chocolate tarts. :D

*takes out chocolate tarts, and all loonies immediately cease dodging springs and crying over injuries recieved from said springs and flock over to the little tea-table where the aforementioned tarts are now sitting with all of their sinful, chocolatey goodness.*

Did you know that the Catholic church once considered hot chocolate (i.e., the stuff you drink that is made primarily of chocolate) to be in the same sort of category as alchohol, and thus banned it as sinful? It's true. Wierd, eh? But then, who isn't? Especially in here. :D :) 8) :) :D

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Postby Gwenneth_Eruwen » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:53 pm

"Loony!" Will you let me in? * munches contentedly on a chair*
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Postby Ladykat » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:14 pm

***OOC--Hello Gwenneth_Eruwen! Welcome to the Loony Manor! :D :D***
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Hey Gwen, come on in! (LK giggles) You might want a little mustard or something with that chair. They can be kinda dry and bland. We did have some string cheese, but I think I used it all to tie up Mak.

Thats Mak. (points at a gibbering, purple-faced creature almost entirely wrapped in cheese.) He's a munchkin.

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Postby Goldberri007 » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:44 pm

Ooh, a Munchkin. :D Yay.

*Goldie does an odd little dance, stops abruptly, and wanders off down a random, dark corridor, singing an odd song that no one quite recognizes.*

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Edit: Welcome to the Loony House, Gwen! 8) :) :D :) 8)
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:48 pm

I can't help it, I like springs.

lotrgrrrl picks up a spring and sproings the end of it, making it dance wildly in her hand.

See? They're great fun!

She sproings the spring again. It flies out of her hand and sticks into Mak's eye.

Oops. Sorry darling. I'll buy you a new one.
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Postby Goldberri007 » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:43 pm

*peers with some interest at the spring lodged in Mak's eye*

Hmm... You know, I don't think I've ever seen a spring get stuck in quite that way, before. It's rather... erm... interesting... in a dark and gruesome sort of way... :P :D :roll:

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Postby lotrgrrrl » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:39 pm

Yeah, Mak specialises in dark and gruesome. I think he might be part goblin, sometimes.

Mak is running around madly, the spring still in his eye.

Mak, stop that right now! You'll poke somebody else's eye out and then there'll really be trouble!

The spring sprouts legs and arms, pulls itself out of Mak's eye, sprays some window cleaner in it, wipes it clean, and then bounces off to clean something else.

See, all better. Eucalyptus fresh.
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Postby Goldberri007 » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:59 pm

*Appears suddenly from nowhere* Hello, everyone! :D

*Silence*

Anyone? :|

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Postby eliana-returns » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:46 pm

eliana wanders in, looks around, mumbles something about i wonder if this is as crazy as the moan and bug venture... not paying attention, she walks right into goldberri
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Postby Goldberri007 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:31 pm

*Is bumped into; stumbles a bit to the side* Wha? Oh, hi, Eliana! How have you been? *Hands you a pineapple*

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Postby eliana-returns » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:18 am

attempts to take a bite out of the pineapple while speaking at the same time. those adept at interpreting mumbles might have understood attempting to write twenty pages in two days...

giving up in despair, she tosses the pineapple away. a faint oof is heard as it hits someone in the head. the last crazy folk i traveled with failed to get me to the center of the earth. i still want to go. i still want to ask the big merry go round directer (big merry go round, not big director) to stop this thing so i can get off, or at least give me the brass ring thingie...so, you think we can make it, or is there another objective already spoken?
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Postby Goldberri007 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:59 pm

There probably was, but I've forgotten it. Ooh, something shiny!

*Chases after shiny thing; falls off of the big merry-go-round* :shock:
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Postby Goldberri007 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:34 pm

Oh wow, it's been ages. How are my fellow loonies?

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Postby eliana-returns » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:17 pm

huh...this place still exists?
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Postby Goldberri007 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:07 pm

I know, I was shocked. And kinda glad I found it still intact. It's been forever.

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Postby eliana-returns » Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:20 pm

i haven't even been on the site since 08, and then i get this email notice that the guild has been posted to
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Postby Goldberri007 » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:28 pm

I pop on here once in a while to see if TORC is still here, but I hadn't actually gone and looked for my old threads in a while either. I don't remember why I decided to this time; I was probably bored. Or underwater, working on my jellyfish noises :o that sounds more interesting.

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Postby eliana-returns » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:58 pm

for i while i came back every year or two when a particular wave of nostalgia washed over me. this place was home back in 01-02

man, the memories...i might have to go email dan now to see what he's up to. oh the friends i miss...

but this isn't the place for that! this is the place for madness!!! mwahhahahahahaha

anybody seen my carrots? i don't know how crazy i can be without my plaid carrots...
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Postby Goldberri007 » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:15 pm

:o I think I saw them in the sock drawer. Speaking of socks:

Image

Rainbow. Smiley. Socks. Oh yes, it happened. I own them now.


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Postby eliana-returns » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:38 pm

awesome. i love fun socks. i think i have three pairs of solid color socks, the rest are all fun patterns. i live by the motto that socks do not have to match the outfit.

**cranks up the juke box for a good old fashioned sock hop** COME ON, EVERYBODY, LETS DO THE TWIST!
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Postby Goldberri007 » Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:25 pm

*Dances on the table, waving jellyfish tentacles* Heck yes! :mightysquid: *Whips out glow sticks* Image

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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed May 25, 2011 12:52 am

Look out Goldie, you'll set off seizures ;)
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Postby Goldberri007 » Thu May 26, 2011 7:08 pm

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