Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:09 pm

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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:11 pm

"Okay, Tari... put doooown the spear and step awaaaaay from the fish."<BR><BR>seeing the evil glint in Tari's eyes (who's obviously seriously mad if she thinks my name is Elaine), lotrgrrrl <i>knows</i> the girl is up to no good and quickly swims out of the sunroof, leaving the ferrari to sink.<BR><BR>"Oh, bundle! I forgot Mak!"<BR>*takes a deep breathe, dives under, and manages to rescue the munchkin*<BR><BR>lotrgrrrl, under Moonbeam's guidance, starts to dogpaddle rapidly to the pink shore where Lady Kat and Maria are already setting up some deck chairs and wondering where they can order bannana dakeri's.<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – now second bow Fantasy Warrior! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> and celebrating Mekilno's return!
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:16 pm

Tari is well aware that <b>lotrgrrl</b> is not Elaine.<BR>I had the <i>privilege</i> of meeting Elaine. She's very.....nice<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>The spear is mine lotrgrrl, back off!<BR>don't worry i won't hurt you <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR>'all work and not play makes Tari a dull elf'<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>MOOHOOHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!<BR><BR><BR>here little girl.....hahahahahahahahahaha<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:24 pm

lotrg<b>rrr</b>l is not Elaine either.<BR><BR>*freaks out and tries to swim away, but Tari is hot on her heels*<BR>"I don't take candy from strangers! Moonbeam, help me!"<BR><BR><i>Moonbeam politely takes control of lotrgrrrl's body, and turns around with fangs bared at Tari. Mak emits a little sqeual and hides behind Moonbeam.</i>
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:34 pm

<i>Tari steps back and wonders if Moonbeam was the product of hippi's then realises it's probably girly's imaginary friend</i><BR>WELL YOUR FRIEND CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!!<BR><BR>*jabbing spear in lotrg<b>RRR</b>l's direction*<BR>*stops suddenly*<BR> she doesn't realise shark is coming up behind her, hehehehehe<BR>doesn't realise that Elaine is sinking to the bottom of the ocean with the ferrari.hehehehe<BR>Does lotrgrrl know Elaine *squinting at her like gollum*<BR>I think she doessssss my presciousssss, i thinksssssss she doesssssss.<BR><BR>don't let them get you, don't.<BR>they'll hurt you<BR>they've been talking about you.<BR>listening without saying anything<BR>yellow eyes must be shut out!
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:35 pm

<i>The voice of lotrgrrrl from the depths of the mind floats out Moonbeam's left nostril for all to hear.</i><BR>"Moonbeam is <i>not</i> my imaginery friend. She is a wolf, who just happens to share this human body with me."<BR><i>Moonbeam growled her agreement.</i><BR>"And I have never met Elaine."<BR><BR><i>Moonbeam, however, has seen the Gumpty Shark sneaking up behind Tari, ready to tickle her earlobes, and decides it would be safer to get out of there.</i><BR>*dogpaddles onto the pink beach*<BR><BR>Anyone found a bell-boy yet?<BR><BR><i>A vague *tinkle tinkle* is heard in the distance</i>
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Postby Ladykat » Thu Apr 10, 2003 8:06 am

<i>*LadyKat takes Minty out of his pouch, gives him his shades, and places him carefully on the deck chair so he can get some sun. Donning her own cool shades, she flops onto the chair beside Minty and watches the other loonies still straggling out of the water. She hears Lotrgrrl and Tari fighting about someone named Elaine, and sees the shark about to take a bite of Tari.*</i><BR><BR>Don't know Elaine--unless she's Tari's invisable friend. If she is, she'd better help Tari with that shark.<BR><BR><i>*Yawning, Maria looks over at LK, and asks: "You don't suppose she means Elle, do you?" *</i><BR><BR>Elle went down with the Ferrari? Hope she brings back some fish. We can have a cookout.<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Thu Apr 10, 2003 8:35 am

<i>Tari stabs shark with spear and swims to shore. upon arrival she asks the green elephant dressed in a bus boy uniform to get her a bar-b-q and to cosmopolitans. </i><BR>are you sure you guys don't know Elaine? she seems to know me!?<BR>Who's Elle, is she here? let me see her!<BR><i> Tari dries off bamboo dress on empty pink lounge chair, puts down spear but keeps it close, still suspiscious about yellow eyes.<BR>surprisingly Tari's forgotten lama swims up to shore and gives Tari an earfull about leaving her behind.</i><BR><BR>woops!<BR>Lama did you see Elaine go down with the Ferrari? <BR>she's been watching us, and not saying anything. <BR>then brings it up in other guilds. <BR>She MUST be stopped!<BR><BR>*Tari shakes fist at other girls*<BR>ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T KNOW HER<BR>Tari feeling very suspiscious....<BR><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Thu Apr 10, 2003 10:48 pm

And darn rightly too. Pssst, Tari - check out the "sig".<BR>lotrgrrrl doesn't know Elaine, and technically Elaine is not a part of this madness. It's just that the great anonymous "i" behind lotrgrrrl is a part of both. So Elaine is here in "spirit". So while lotrgrrrl is busy laughing, let the "i" apologise profusely if you were seriously misled. I thought you realised.<BR><BR>Mak, don't tease the Llama! If it bites you, it'll serve you right!<BR><BR><i>lotrgrrrl is busy making sand castles on the shore, emphatically digging moats around her creations and showering sand over everyone. The green horse is far from amused by this, and extinguishes his cigar in the top of Princess Clam-Shell's Palace.</i><BR><BR>Humph.<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~<b>Elaine</b>_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – now second bow Fantasy Warrior! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> and celebrating Mekilno's return!
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:51 am

ah! many thanks.<BR><BR>Tari leans over and the curtain goes up. it seems the other girls have elle in a straight jacket and mouth guard. which is the obvious explaination for her silence.<BR><BR><i>Tari borrows a cigar from the green horse to light her Bar-b-q while lotrgrrrl keeps insisting that we come into Princess-clam-shells Palace for a bite to eat. her buttler has made so much purple turkey and stuffed rhinoceros that it must be eaten!<i><BR><BR>I have insisted that THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! for there are too many moats and unless she expects us to swim through the crocodiles, sharks and tapeworms<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> it was highly unlikely....perhaps if she had the key?<BR><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari
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Postby Eoywen » Sun Apr 13, 2003 12:28 am

Aww...Poor Ferarri, oh well. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>*Struggles out of the straight jacket and mounth peice, running into a tent, changes into a Bathing suit* (straight jackets are bad for getting tans <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>) *Lays on the pretty pink beach and drinks a strawberry daquri* Ah, i like this adventure. Much better than getting warped to Oz (in some ways. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>) Turkey? I like turkey! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>Ok, im confused! who am i? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:31 am

<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> There are no tapeworms in Princes Clam-Shell's moats ...but there'll be some wriggling in your BBQ sausages if you're not careful.<BR><BR>I give up, Eoywen. Who are you?<BR>Who am I? Who are any of us?<BR>It doesn't matter, here, have some purple turkey and stuffed rhinocerous, mayben <i>then</i> we'll remember. Prencess Clam-shell will let down the <b>drawbridge</b>. And don't mind the cave in on the top floor. That's the horses fault.<BR><BR>Hey, has anyone else noticed the proliferation of minor insane threads? There's a weird guild, and a TORC Mental Asylum or something. We are the original madness! Greater and more loonyous! Haa hA! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> They are as but a child psychotic compared to the weirdness we can breed withing our walls!<BR><BR>No, sorry. Princess CLam-Shell allows no Llamas in her palace. She's mortaly afraid of fleas. He'll have to be tied up outside.<BR><BR>No Mak, you can't have turkey. You'll choke on a bone.<BR><BR>Stapler, anyone?<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – now second bow Fantasy Warrior! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> and celebrating Mekilno's return!
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Postby MariaHobbit » Mon Apr 14, 2003 7:26 am

<BR><i> *Maria sits at the base of a Tum Tum tree, lost in thought. Every once in a while she bonks her head on it, just to listen to the hollow </i><b> TUMMMMMmmmmmmmm TUMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm</b>*<BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:11 am

<i>*LadyKat strolls back to her deck chair balancing plates piled high with turkey and tropical fruit. Maria has gotten refills on the strawberry Daquaris from the green elephant, and is drawing pictures in the sand with her toes. Putting the plates on a convenient sand dune, LK takes one of the daquaris from Maria and flops back in her chair.*</i><BR><BR>Yeah, that was a nice car. Well, maybe the horse can draw us another one. Hey, I just noticed---the horse and the elephant are the same color.<BR><BR><i>*Sits back and watches the horse pull leaves off the Tumtum trees, and roll them into cigars, and Mak, pouting because he can't have any turkey, steal the plate of stuffed rhino from the llama.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:34 am

*looks at the horse and elephant in surprise* Hmmm, well. Whaddayaknow. Maybe it's something to do with the altitude <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>As if appalled by her reasoning, the green elephant promptly holds it's breath. An unusual, crackling sound is heard, and slowly it's hide changes colour to fuschia. The elephant draws breath again, but it's colour stays the same.</i><BR><BR>*hearing a tumming noise, looks over at Maria. Whispers softly to LK, "Is that the tree or her head making that noise?"*<BR><BR>Anybody sen Mak? MAK?! MAAAAAAAK?! Darnit, you shouldn't have stolen the Llama's rhino!<BR>Bad Llama! You spit Mak out this instant!<BR><BR><i>The green horse ambles over, and blows tum-tum-leaf-cigar smoke at the bulging cheeks of the Llama, smoking the munchkin out.</i><BR><BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – now second bow Fantasy Warrior! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> and celebrating Mekilno's return!
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Postby MariaHobbit » Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:38 am

<BR><i>*whispers*</i> It's the tree, you looney! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> But, that does kind of hurt, so I'll just pick up this stick and start tapping the tree with it. See? I can do a song on it:<BR><BR><b><i>TUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm<BR>TUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm<BR>TUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm<BR>TUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm<BR>TUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm<BR>TUUUUUMMMM</b></i><BR><BR>AAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!<BR><BR><i>*The tum tum tree opens a crack in its bark and snaps around Maria's arm!*</i><BR><BR>It's GOT ME! <i>*pulls franticly, can't get away*</i><BR><BR>HELP! <i>*arm gets pulled slowly into the tree. Maria picks up the stick with her free arm and starts whacking the tree on the other side*</i><BR><BR>Let go of me, you monstrosity! <i><b>WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!<BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:03 am

<i>*LadyKat is waving a purple drumstick in the air, keeping time to the song Maria is playing on the tree, when she hears Maria give a yelp of surprise and fear.* </i><BR><BR>Is that part of the song? Hey...<b>HEY!! Let go of Maria, you stupid tree!</b><BR><BR><i>*Jumping up, LK starts beating the tree with her drumstick and scratching it with her claws. Elle grabs Maria's other arm and begins a tug-of-war with the tree.*</i><BR><BR>Lotrgrrl! Get Princess Clam-Shell's army! <i>(claws at the tree)</i><BR>Stupid tree! I'll have the horse pull off <b>all</b> your leaves if you don't let go!!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Apr 16, 2003 4:52 am

<i>Trumpet-shells echo through the pink sand-dunes. A brigade of crabs assemble at the drawbridge to Princes Clam-Shell's palace. They scuttle sideways in response to the distress signal, towards the tum-tum tree!</i><BR><BR>Let go of Maria of the crabs wil pincer off your root systems and you shall die a slow and painful death of starvation!<BR><BR><i>The tree gives a sight shudder, possibly a tremor of fear, or possibly from laughing. Colonel Pincers hacks of one root, and the tree promptly bites down on Maria's arm.</i><BR><BR>Whoops. Sorry. Do you really want that arm? You know, we could make you great replacement out of seaweed if you're that set on owning four limbs.<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – now second bow Fantasy Warrior! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> and celebrating Mekilno's return! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:01 am

<i>*panics at the thought of a seaweed arm and suddenly starts struggling fiercely, faster and faster until she looks like the Tazmanian devil on Looney Tunes. Ends up with both feet flat on the side of the tree, sideways and panting, with her eyes bulging out, and pulling on her arm with all her might*</i> <BR><BR>NOOOOOOOO! You can't have my arm! Bring on Col. Pincers! Have him nibble the edges of this crack. OWWWWWWW! <BR><BR><i>*Suddenly notices LadyKat just standing there with her claws sunk into the tree, struggling to remove them. The tree has closed it's bark around the claws imprisoning them*</i> <BR><BR>OH NO! LadyKat is caught! HELP! Where'd Lady Elle go? Where's Tari? Come help lotrgrrrl get us free! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0> Quick! Before a jabberwock comes around! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <BR><BR><BR>(((Yay! Torc seems recovered!!!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>)))
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Thu Apr 17, 2003 12:30 pm

**Coulda sworn I posted a few days ago!!**<BR><BR>Ahhh sweet insanity!<BR><BR><i> Rising out of a burrow in the sand in which she had been hidding from the scary coloured creatures, Ciara surveys the scene, stroking the beard that suddenly sprouts due to an allergic reaction to sand</i><BR><BR>Hmmm...A Tum Tum tree eh? Eating loonies? And an approaching Jabberwock? this is a rather dire situation!<BR><BR><i> Acting quickly, Ciara splits herself into two different, identical, equally hairy loonies. One runs off into the forest, while the other sets about trying to free the brave loonies</i><BR><BR>We need to find the tum tum tree's tummy button, that is the key to disarming it. Quick before it's too late!!! <BR><BR><i> She crawls all over the tree, monkey like due to excess fur and sprouting tail. The other loonies follow suit, although slightly less hairy. Meanwhile in the jungle Ciara number two searches for a remedy for the jabberwock problem</i><BR><BR>If only I hadn't left my vorpal blade at the mansion!! Perhaps we could introduce the tree and the jabberwock- but they'd probably make friends and eat us all... I HAVE IT!!! THE HIPPOCRUMP!! Tis feared by all beasts, and will drive the jabberwock away!!<BR><BR><b>Along the Valley of the Ump<BR>Gallops the fearful Hippocrump.<BR>His hide is leathery and thick;<BR>His eyelids open with a click!<BR>His mouth he opens with a clack!<BR>He has three humps upon his back;<BR>On each of these there grows a score <BR>of h0rny spikes and sometimes more.<BR>His hair is curly, thick and brown;<BR>Beneath his chin a beard hangs down.<BR>He has eight feet with hideous claws;<BR>His neck is long- and O his jaws!<BR>The boldest falters in his track<BR>To hear those hundred teeth go clack!<BR>The Hippocrunp is fierce indeed,<BR>But if he eats the baneful weed<BR>That grows beside the Purple Lake,<BR>His hundred teeth begin to ache.<BR>Then how the creature stamps and roars<BR>Along the Umps resounding shores!<BR>The drowsy cattle faint with fright;<BR>The birds fall flat, the fish turn white.<BR>Even the rocks begin to shake;<BR>The children in their beds awake;<BR>The old ones quiver, quail and quake.<BR>"Alas!" they cry "Make no mistake,<BR>It is "Himself"- he's got the Ache<BR>From eating by the Purple Lake!"<BR>Some say. "It is "Old You-Know-Who"-<BR>He's in a rage: what shall we do?"</b>
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Postby Ladykat » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:43 am

<i>*The claws of LadyKat's right paw (hand?) are stuck fast in the tree, but her left hand, (paw?) the one holding the turkey drumstick, is still free. Snarling out some really impressive cat curses she continues to beat the tree with the drumstick while Ciara and the other loonies scramble around looking for the tree's tummy button. Suddenly a crack opens in the tree and it grabs the drumstick, releasing Maria and LK so fast, they both fall backwards*</i><BR><BR>Looks like I found the tummy button. I think it likes turkey. Let's give it some more.<BR><BR><i>*While the other loonies leap from the branches, the crab army brings more turkey, which LK and Maria throw at the tree.*</i><BR><BR>Ahhhh, Ciara? Did you say something about a Hippocrump?<BR><BR>LK<BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:14 am

*Comes swinging down from the high branches of the Tum tum tree*<BR><b>Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!!!!</b> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> HIPPOCRUMP ATTACK!<BR>*A cloud of billowing sand comes from far behind the forest of tum tum trees and a ached screech is heard from the distance. Elle grabs a pole and starts swinging it around wildly* <BR>Aaaaaaaaah!!! A MONKEY!!!!! *hits with pole* oops! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0> ...Ciara? CIARA?! ..rats... <BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Apr 23, 2003 11:56 pm

it was the hippocrump! He made me double-post!
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Apr 23, 2003 11:56 pm

<i>(OOC: nice new sig pic LadyK and Maria! cuuuute!)</i><BR><BR>Loonies scatter in various directions, each trying to escape the charging Hippocrump.<BR>Mak sticks his head in the sand, unfortunately choosing the grounds of Princess Clam-Shell's palace, which the princess is far from impressed about.<BR><BR>Seeing that Mak's backside protruding from the sand dunes doesn't seem to draw much attention, she decides that the munchkin just might be onto a good thing, and so grabs the unconscious Ciara out of reach of Elle and sticks her head in the sand. After all, if breathing for loonies was going to be a problem down there, <i>she</i> didn't want to be the one to find out about it.<BR><BR>"We're going to need some baneful weed from the purple lake!" lotrgrrrl cries as the hippocrump charges into their midst. Elle swings wildly at it with her pole, and it smaks upon it's tough hide. The hippocrumps clicky eyes turn upon her, and she gives a nervous giggle, and runs to hide behind the green horse, who seems rather unperturbed by the whole situation. But then, that may be because of the strange effects Tum-tum leaf seems to be having on him. With a pop and a grimace, he sprouts an extra hoof that's of an unusual red colour.<BR><BR>hmmm.... I wonder what tum-tum leaf would do to the hippocrump. Here hippo, hippo, hippo!<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR><b>The Wonderful Vana – make your contribution to B25’s thread honouring this great lady at</b> <a target=new href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=65522">http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=65522</a><BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – second bow Fantasy Warrior.
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Thu Apr 24, 2003 8:44 am

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Tari suddenly appears from between two tum tum trees. sorry everyone i've just been conversing with the local Indians. they are vey nice so i have decided to invite them for tea at Princess Clam-shells Palace. i hope you all don't mind<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>suddenly the tum tum trees start to shake...tumtumtumtumtumtumtum tummmmm tummmmmmmmmmmm tummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tummmmmmmmmmmmm tummmmmmmmmmmmmmm tummmmmmmmmmmmmmm tummmmmmmmm : a swarm of tribal people appear from between the trees. faces painted in blues and pinks carrying gifts of large birds and (strangely enough) lepricons dressed in orange and yellow tutus.<BR><BR>"we shall drink dacaries and play lime volley ball" Tari exclaims with unusual enthusiasm <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> "it shall be a grand experience" <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>"where is my lama i must introduce him to chief Buooooba."<BR>Chief Booba appears from the distance. as he walks closer it seems he is shrinking. standing before the group they are aware that he stands no more then 3 feet tall.<BR><BR>"hebbo my name is Cheifban Buoooba berry nice to beet youb all"<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari<BR><BR>Sorry about that guys <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:09 am

<BR>(((Ummmmmm, Tari, could you put a couple of spaces in your long stream of tum tums? It's really stretching the page out and making it hard to read. Thanks. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>))
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Postby Ladykat » Sat May 03, 2003 6:32 am

<i>*The Hippocrump does not look happy. With all the turkey gone, LadyKat wonders what they can give him to munch on, besides the loonies themselves, of course. She's considering tossing him a couple of the natives Tari found, when she hears Lortgrrl say something about Tumtum leaves.*</i><BR><BR>Great idea! <i>(looks at the horse)</i> Hey dude! Got any more leaf on you?<BR><BR><i>*One of the horses' heads--the one thats smoking-- nods and smiles at her while the other head is expounding the theory that peanut butter in piccolos produces silent sound waves. Grabbing the rolled up leaf, LK dodges the Hippocrump's attempts to stomp her flat, and leaps onto it's back. Digging her claws in, she stuffs the leafroll into it's mouth.*</i><BR><BR>Quick, someone! Bring a match, a torch, a flamethrower---SOMETHING!!!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Goldberri007 » Sun May 04, 2003 5:07 pm

LOL! You guys are so funny!<BR><BR>*carefully examines the tree and the turkey bits lying in random heaps all over the place (for no apparent reason), and decides to try eating a tree branch.*<BR><BR>Hmmm, needs salt...ot something...tabasco would be nice...barbeque...hmmm...
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Postby MariaHobbit » Mon May 05, 2003 7:31 am

<BR>How about <i>lightning</i>, LadyKat?<BR><BR><i>Maria quickly makes a kite out of tum-tum leaves, small twigs and some string she had in her pocket. She runs up to the hippocrump, ties the string to the leaf (which it is holding fast in it's mouth) and tosses the kite into the air. The hippocrump stares, fascinated at the way the kite dances in the sudden gusts of wind from an approaching thunderstorm.</i><BR><BR>I forgot the key!!!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <i>Maria dives into the water,grabs the key out of the ferrari and swims back shore. The hippocrump is still playing with the kite. Maria dashes up, ties the key to the string and dodges back, just in time to escape being eviscerated by one of it's clawed feet.</i><BR><BR><i>Maria dodges behind a tumtum tree and waits for the blast.</i><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> LadyKat! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> You'd better get down from there! Remember what Benjamin Franklin found out about kites in storms? Hurry!<BR><BR>
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Tue May 06, 2003 12:05 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><BR><i> Beach Ciara regains consciousness as forest Ciara bursts into view, both of them screaming in terror for the poor defenceless Hippocrump. They stop for a moment to wave at each other, and then resume their scream</i><BR><BR>The Hippocrump is allergic to the smoke of tum tum leaves!!!! <BR><BR><i> The two ciaras merge into one as they leap for the kite string, pulling it away from their beloved pet</i><BR><BR>He was only being friendly! He's like a big dumb puppy! And if you wanna turn him into a stoned surfer beach bum dude you have to get him to smoke crab meat. I mean duh!!<BR><BR><i> A bolt of lightning slides along the kite string and hits ciara. Her hair immediately frizzes into the best affro you've ever seen, complete with a birds nest and a few atray dormice curled up in the centre. However, the wondrous loony fails to notice this</i><BR><BR>He is our last hope against the evil jabberwock, my son. Please...trust me...just this once...<BR><BR><i> In his den in the centre of the forest, the jabberwock roars in anger at the loony invasion of his territory, and tears through the trees, heading straight for the loony camp</i>
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