Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed May 07, 2003 12:22 am

Oblong! Oblong! Oblong!<BR><BR>*cough*<BR><BR><i>grumbles about false hippcrump alarms</i><BR><BR>"Well, at least eating them doesn't seem to do him any harm."<BR><BR>lotrgrrl watches the hippocrump chewing placidly on the tum-tum leaf LadyK gave him. The animal's eyes slide in and out of focus, and blue bubbles begin to emerge from its ears.<BR>"See - perfectly normal, I'm sure."<BR><BR>At the roar of the jabberwock Tari's native friends try to find a good hiding spot, and dive into the middle of Ciara's afro, which is so thick that she fails to even notice.<BR><BR>"Yo, Maria! You forgot the lock!"<BR>Mak struggles across the sand on lotrgrrrl's errand, the car door weighing heavily upon his cranium.<BR>He passes it to Ciara, who is smote down by a fork of lightning.<BR><BR>"Hey, can we try that again? We'll have a whole dinner set happening soon. Try for a spoon next."<BR>lotrgrrrl passes the blackened fork to goldberri, who seems to be having trouble trying to swallow the tree branch whole.<BR><BR>(<b>Goldberri</b> - just say 'looney'!)
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Postby Ladykat » Wed May 07, 2003 9:51 am

<i>*Still perched atop the Hippocrump's back, LadyKat watches the kite dancing madly in the storm winds. Faintly she hears Maria yelling something.*</i><BR><BR>Whats that Maria? Beans and Franks? Not hungry, thanks.<BR><BR><i>*Suddenly LK hears Ciara's scream over the roar of the winds. Snatching the kitestring away from the Hippocrump, Ciara tells everyone that he can only smoke crab meat. Hearing this, Princess Clam-shell's crab army dives for cover in the sandcastle. During her rant, Ciara gets zapped by lightning.*</i><BR><BR>Jeez, Ciara, lighten up. Nice 'fro, btw. <BR><BR><i>*Settling down on the Hippocrump's back as he complacently chews the tumtum leaves, LK swipes at the blue bubbles emerging from his ears.*</i><BR><BR>So, our boy Crumpie here can save us from the Jabberwock, huh? Cool! How can we help?<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Alassante_Estel » Wed May 07, 2003 3:01 pm

Good God!!! The Nutters have an official guild?!?!?!?!?!?! <BR><BR>How fun!<BR><BR><i>runs away from the crazy with blue bubbles coming out of the ears </i><BR><BR>ummmmm, loony <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> hehehehehe<BR>----------------------------------------------------------------------<BR>Estel<BR>Originator of the War Room<BR>Deckhand - Mariners Guild<BR>Dork General of the Dorkdom/Rubber Room War <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0><BR>Most Wanted <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> Enemy Trooper of the Rubber Room <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>Dork Quester Of Dorkdom<BR>Current Quests:<BR>-----1. Revenge <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> (or collaboration)<BR>-----2. To Spread the Mud, Goop and Pink Paint of Dorkdom throughout the realm of TORC<BR>Successful Past Quests:<BR>-----To Dorkproof Dorkdom by providing it with a Plethora of Slides<BR>-----To visit Tee's website and sign the guestbook<BR>----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Wed May 07, 2003 10:38 pm

Tari skips over and grabs the fork from Goldberri and starts brushing out the tribe from Ciara's afro. One by one the natives run back into the forest of dense tum tum trees.<BR><BR>"Hey LK that wasn't a tumtum leaf you gave to the Hippocumb!"<BR>staring jelously at the blue bubbles. Tari blames herself for leaving her purse to be supervised by her Lama.<BR><BR>"Maria, next time you go down to the Ferrari ask Elaine if she'd like to join the party"<BR><BR>"I had a kite once, but the lama thought it was a butterfly and ripped off it's wings. needless to say the lama does not like butterflys"<BR><BR>"since we are going to be on this island for a while. i suggest we vote for a leader. and since Piggy isn't here we shall use Princess Clam shell's clams as a voting mallot."<BR><BR>Tari bangs the Clams against lotrgrrrl's head making a hallow sound that echos through the tum tum trees. <BR>tummmmmmtummmmmmm tummmmmmmmmtummmmmmmmm<BR><BR>"here ye here ye, all those in favour of a ruler more powerful then lucifer himself (i should know i dated him for a while) just say : 'Chass'."<BR><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari<BR><BR>
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Thu May 08, 2003 11:54 am

Lighten up eh? Good idea LK!!<BR><BR><i>With a click of the fingers Ciara begins to glow with an elf-like inner light</i><BR><BR>Perfect for power cuts, being stranded in haunted woods, and locked in small dark places with light-fearing bugs!<BR><BR>Did I hear mention of Piggy? Is this Lord of the Flies? Are we all going to become wild savages and kill each other? Because if we are, I really need to book a coffin now- the good ones always get taken sooo quickly!!<BR><BR><i>Pullling a phone book out of the afro, with a stray native hanging to it, along with an elephant, three canaries and an old looking piece of blueberry muffin, Ciara plonks herself down on the beach and begins to scan the pages, singing softly</i><BR><BR>Oh I do love to be beside the seaside, dum de dum dum de dum dum dum, monkey's love to eat smelly cabbage-worms, and we all live inside a wellington boot!<BR><BR><i> Meanwhile the crabs come cautiously out from their hiding places.</i><BR><BR>Sushi!!!! We can get sushi! Is crab sushi? Cus then good old hipp can smoke it and do anything we command, even sacrifice his life to save us from the jabberwock... who appears to be racing towards us across the beach at this precise moment in time!!!!! Quick- find a sushi takeaway!!! Or die trying!!<BR><BR><i>The jabberwock bears down unrelenting on the loonies, drool flying from its gaping jaws, claws glinting in the bright purple (for some unknown reason) sunshine</i>
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Thu May 08, 2003 2:12 pm

It is the very same Piggy indeed! a shame about his glasses, don't you think?<BR><BR>Tari wonders if Ciara realizes that the Nicoloneon night light she has plugged into her hair and shoved in her mouth doesn’t fool anyone into thinking she shines like an elf.<BR>Fortunately it has drawn the attention of the jabberwock which is hurtling towards her.<BR><BR>Tari quickly grabs one of the natives by the waist and uses his spear to catch the crabs dancing in the water.<BR>A mermaid staring at her from below (wearing my favorite clam shell bathing suit) seems to be extremely angry…..I seem to have interrupted a song in her honour.<BR><BR>“sorry no time for floundering around!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>”<BR><BR>Tari throws the crabs to Ciara who is lost in her singing.<BR><BR>“must I do everything myself!”<BR>out of the blue, lotrgrrrl comes running out of the thicket catching the jabberwock in an oversized butterfly net.<BR><BR>Predicting what would happen next Tari dashes out of the way.<BR>Lama pounces on the jabberwock . putting it in a headlock repeatedly trying to rip off its “wings”. <BR><BR>“I told you he didn’t like butterfly’s.”<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari
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Postby MariaHobbit » Fri May 09, 2003 7:36 am

<i>*Maria basks in the purple sunlight, oblivious.*</i><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon May 12, 2003 9:08 am

<i>*LadyKat jumps off the Hippocrump's back, and offers him another tumtum leaf, which he gratefully accepts.*</i><BR><BR>Crumpie old pal, would you take four steps forward, a half-step to the side, spin three times counter-clockwise on your left leg...er, legs, then stand on your head and quack like a duck. <i>(the Hippocrump executes all these moves perfectly)</i><BR><BR>I don't know Ciara, he seems pretty obedient to me already.<BR><BR><i>*LK sees the Jabberwock charging down on Ciara.*</i><BR><BR>We should do something about that, but I'm not sure what.<BR><BR><i>*Just then Lotrgrrl catches the Jabberwock in a net, and the llama puts a hammerlock on him.*</i><BR><BR>Alright! Smackdown! Go, llama!<BR><BR>OK, Crumpie, lets see if you can do this:<BR>It's a jump to the left--<BR>And a step to the riiight!<BR>Put your hands on your hips--<BR>And pull your knees in tiiight!<BR><BR><i>*LK and the Hippocrump dance the "Time Warp" as Maria lies in the sun and calls for more drinks.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed May 14, 2003 10:11 pm

<i>*lotrgrrrl pouts at her latest attempt to catch a pet going awry as the llama dislocates every limb in the jabberwock's body. Mak, however, is secretly thrilled. He had felt no great urge to share his kennel with the creature*</i><BR><BR>Welcome Estel! Grab an umbrella and catch the sport!<BR><i>*The sport smacks Estel in the stomach*</i><BR>Don't blame <i>me</i>, I <i>told</i> you to catch it!<BR><BR><i>*hears a familiar tune ("Well it's the pelvic thruuust that rally drives you insayayayayaine! Let's do the time warp again!" ), and her outfit suddenly transforms into a spangly little red dress with tap shoes, a bowler hat, and a voice several octaves higher than normal. Proceeds to prance through Crumpie's blue bubble fiesta*</i><BR>"Well I was walking down the street just a having a fling, when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shooka me up, he took me by surprise, he had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes. I stared at him and I felt a change, time meant nothing never would again!"<BR><BR><i>*The horse seems to be taking the words to heart, and is running over every available watch in sight with a dune buggy*</i><BR>"Hey - that's no pick-up truck! Where the hell did you get that?"<BR><i>The two green horse heads try and avoid eye contact with her, and he waves his extra red hoof dismissively, humming something about "Little dune buggies in the sand".<BR>*Ducks the bowling ball that Tari swings wildly at her head*</i><BR>"What the beach are you doing? I said bowler hat, not bowling alley!"<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR><b>The Wonderful Vana – make your contribution to B25’s thread honouring this great lady at</b> <a target=new href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=65522">http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=65522</a><BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – second bow Fantasy Warrior.
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Postby Alassante_Estel » Wed May 14, 2003 10:20 pm

<i>tries again, and this time succeeds in catching the sport</i><BR><BR>What do I do with it now? hmmmm, <i>throws it up in a tree</i><BR>Now go play tag with yourself sport <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>hears strange music coming from somewhere - almost like someone is playing violin on a pink crocodiles teeth - and goes off to discover it</i><BR><BR>
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Thu May 15, 2003 9:26 am

Tari wonders how a little fun on the beach has turned into such a Rocky Horror.<BR>The look on Estels face after Lotrgrrrl threw something at her has somewhat intrigued Tari. but has decided not to get involved. <BR>Where did all the transvestites come from??<BR>why are they dancing in lingerie??<BR><BR>where is Cheif Booba and my 'Sex on the beach'??? As the girls turn towards her in shock of the profanity she explains that it is a very tasty drink.<BR><BR>Tari shoves her spear into the sand and pulls up a lounge chair.<BR>I'm pooped! What does it take to get a drink around here !!!<BR><BR>HELLO!!!! i thought this beach was all-in-collusive<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif"border=0><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari<BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Thu May 15, 2003 10:48 am

<i>*Maria sends the elephant over to take Tari's drink order. LK, Crumpie, Lotrgrrrl, and the other loonies are still doing the Time Warp. The Jabberwock, lying in the pink sand with the llama standing triumphantly on top of him, begins to cry because he can't join in the dance due to his dislocated bones. Maria, feeling sorry for the beast, offers him some leftover stuffed rhino, and a double martini.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby MariaHobbit » Thu May 15, 2003 11:44 am

<i>*And starts jumping up and down on the jabberwock, just to set his bones back in place....*</i><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
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Postby Muad-Dib » Thu May 15, 2003 7:16 pm

*Muad-Dib appears with a flash on the beach carying a black box*<BR><BR>HA HA! I told you it works! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Noticing the Jabberwok, Muad-Dib runs over and begins to help the native medical team*<BR><BR>Here, use my tricorder...<BR><BR>*While helping the Jabberwok Muad-Dib puts the black box down on the sand near Ladykat*<BR><BR>Here, keep an eye on this okay?<BR><BR>*A few minutes later another Muad-Dib runs up out of the forest, He goes to the center of a group of loonies and holds up a black box*<BR><BR>Hi! Sorry I've been gone so long, but I was building this time travel machine! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> It will let you go back or forward in time as far as you want! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Seing the confused faces of the other loonies he starts fiddling with dials*<BR><BR>Fine! I'll show you! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib presses a button and disapears with a flash, the other Muad-Dib is still helping the Jabberwok. What is now identified as a time travel machine lies at Ladykats feet...*
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Postby Alassante_Estel » Fri May 16, 2003 6:38 am

<i>Estel has now found the pink crocodile and is exploring the inside of its mouth, jumping every once in a while to avoid the bow playing the teeth</i><BR><BR>This is a very big crocodile..... or perhaps I am just quite small<BR><BR><i>eats a handful of poppy seeds and wanders off</i><BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Fri May 16, 2003 1:13 pm

<i>*LadyKat continues to dance, paying no attention to Muad-Dib, until she trips over something at her feet.*</i><BR><BR>MEE-OWWCH! What <b>is</b> that thing?<BR><BR><i>*Looking over her shoulder, she sees a black object rapidly being buried in the sand the still-dancing Hippocrump is kicking up.*</i><BR><BR>Cool it, Crumpie. I want to see what this thing is. <BR><BR><i>*The Hippocrump and the other loonies stop dancing and gather around as LK picks up the black box. As she tips it sideways, sand, seashells, driftwood and a star fish or two come pouring out.*</i><BR><BR>Oops! Oh well, I don't suppose a little sand will hurt it any. Hmmm...wonder what all these buttons and dials are for? <BR><BR><i>*Just as she is about to push one of the buttons, the Jabberwock, having been fully restored to health, breaks out of the net, seizes the box in his jaws, and goes tearing off towards the forest.*</i><BR><BR>HEY!! THAT'S OURS! BRING THAT BACK!!! Quick! <i>(*as the loonies all pile into the dune buggy with the horse*)</i> After him!!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Fri May 16, 2003 2:06 pm

Tari sips her drink.<BR>glancing at the loonies with no reaction.<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari
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Postby Alassante_Estel » Sat May 17, 2003 9:09 am

<i>Estel steals Taris drink before running after the loonies</i><BR><BR>
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Sat May 17, 2003 1:06 pm

Tari giggles histarically as Alassante gulps down her drink.<BR><BR>Hope you like back-wash!!!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR>MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari
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Postby Chameleon » Sun May 18, 2003 10:50 am

<BR><BR>Chameleon wanders in from her long abscense and picks up the nearest loony. <BR>"pardon me sir, have you seen my spoon?"<BR><BR>walking over to LK, chame spies the jabberwock! "He has my spoon!!"<BR><BR>so she hops on the contraption as well. <BR><BR>--<BR><i>jabberwocks make horrid pets. they can't be potty trained!</i><BR>--<BR><BR>regrettfully, with the box in his mouth, the jabberwock pressed some buttons, and turned some dials. he was going back and forward in time so much, that there were soon exactly 23 jabberwocks scampering around in the forest.<BR><BR>this made a horrid din. and everyone was being rattled around inside the buggy. <BR><BR>not a good day<BR>not a good day at all.<BR><BR><BR>-------<BR>(i'm baaaack <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> )
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Postby MariaHobbit » Mon May 19, 2003 8:14 am

A TIME machine??? WOW! I want it! I want it!<BR><BR><i>*Maria leaps on the dune buggy as it zooms into the forest after the rapidly multiplying jabberwock. Reaching into the glove compartment, she finds a large net and starts twirling it over her head, finally releasing it onto the first jabberwock that they catch up with. The jabberwock struggles briefly, and suddenly disappears with a flash, as it accidently activates the time machine.*</i><BR><BR>ARRRRGGGGGG! I thought we had him!<BR><BR><i>*Maria grabs up the net again as LadyKat increases speed, bumping over large roots and bashing against tree trunks. Maria sees an opening and standing up, flings her net around another version of the jabberwock.....<b> POOF!!</b> it disappears again.*</i><BR><BR>NOT AGAIN! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif"border=0> OK, this is NOT working. <BR><BR><i>*LadyKat zooms up a small hill, in pursuit of another Jabberwock and the dune buggy is momentarily airborne. Whilst the other loonies are clinging to their various handholds, and being jounced about by the impacts, Maria has an inspiration! When close enough, she casts her net again and snares the time machine itself out of the Jabberwock's grasp.*</i><BR><BR>I've got it! I've got it! <i>*she cries as all the versions but one of the jabberwock disappear with a <b>POOF!</b> She starts reading the control buttons, trying to figure out how it works. The remaining Jabberwock races after the loonies at top speed, no longer confused by multiple versions of himself. LadyKat floors it! An angry Jabberwock is not a fun afternoon. She sees an opening in the trees and races towards it, knowing that she can get away from the Jabberwock on open ground- it's this dodging around tree trunks that is slowing them down too much.<BR><BR>The dune buggy bursts out into the full sunlight, the Jabberwock only 5 feet behind them..... and then they are falling..... falling .... falling down a two hundred foot cliff and the Jabberwock is falling along with them, snapping visciously -------*
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Postby Ladykat » Mon May 19, 2003 12:21 pm

Just our luck, we find a klepto Jabberwock. First he steals our time machine, then Chame's spoon. Don't worry, we'll get 'em. Let <b>me</b> drive.<BR><BR><i>*Taking over the wheel from the horse, LK whips wildly around the beach, then through the forest in pursuit of the Jabberwock....or Jabberwocks!*</i><BR><BR>Oh wow! Look! There's one---and there's one, and another and another---which one should we catch? <BR><BR>"Doesn't matter," Maria replied. "There! Follow that one! I'll catch him!"<BR><BR><i>*As the dune buggy careens through the forest, Maria makes several unsuccessful attempts to net the Jabberwock. Giving up on the 'wock, she finally scores the time machine. LK roars towards daylight, trying to outrun the enraged Jabberwock. They burst out of the forest into the open air....lots and lots of open air. As they go sailing over the cliff, the Hippocrump is trying to flap it's non-existant wings, Mak is insisting he can fly and is getting whacked in the head with a clamshell by Lotrgrrrl.*</i> <BR><BR>Oops. We may have made a wrong turn somewhere. <i>(looks over at the horse)</i><BR><BR>Hey, dude. Does this thing come with a parachute? <BR><BR><i>*The horse, smoking a piece of driftwood, mumbles something. His rotating eyes shoot off sparks, and he cranes both of his long, giraffe-like necks over the side of the buggy, and begins to puff huge clouds of billowing smoke under the falling vehicle.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Muad-Dib » Mon May 19, 2003 3:17 pm

The Time Machine! You got it!<BR><BR>*Muad-Dib grabs the black box from MariaHobbit*<BR><BR>Hmmm, this switch... that button...<BR><BR>*The Dune Buggy suddenly stops in mid air and begins falling upward back toward the cliff. The touroughly confused Jabberwok falls on past and towards the bottom of the cliff*<BR><BR>Nope, thats no good either<BR><BR>*Muad-Dib fiddles with a few more dials and as the dune buggy lands back on the cliff the Jabberwok freeses a few feet from the bottom.*<BR><BR>There we can go back and get him later! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib presses a few more buttons and time returns to normal*<BR><BR>Pretty neat gadget huh? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby Chameleon » Wed May 21, 2003 2:14 pm

my spooooooooon!!<BR><BR>eh well, i have more. <BR><BR><i>spoons fall out of her many pockets</i><BR><BR>chame sees the big clouds of smoke rising unhampered by the box of dials, and decides for an adventure!<BR><BR>leaping out of the buggy, spreading her lizardy legs out, chame tries to get the cloud of smoke to carry her away. <BR><BR>silly of course. no lizard can be held by smoke.<BR><BR>ah, but in that you are wrong!!!! <BR><BR>bwahahahhaha<BR>chame is no lizard, chame is a Chameleon!!!!!!!<BR><BR>and away she flew, un into the clouds,<BR><BR>far far away...<BR><BR>~Chame
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Postby Ladykat » Tue May 27, 2003 9:04 am

Chame! Come back here! Where are you going? You forgot your spoons!!<BR><BR><i>*LK watches as Chame rides the rising smoke into the clouds.*</i><BR><BR>Actually that's pretty cool. Looks like fun. I wonder if it would hold <b>me</b> up?<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat perches precariously on the hood of the dune buggy, and peeks over the side.*</i><BR><BR>WHOA!! That's a loooooooong way to the ground. Ah, well, at worst I'll land on top of the frozen Jabberwock--he'll break my fall. <BR><BR><i>*With that, she jumps into the smoke cloud.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Themedes » Wed May 28, 2003 12:41 am

What´s all this ruckus about spoons? I´m the only one with the one true Spoon and it´s a heavy duty to be carrying that thing I don´t mind telling ya. It´s like lugging around the destiny of millions, in spoon format!<BR><BR>In anycase... We have a new menace in the Guildhouse. Anybody want to take a guess what it is? Let me give you a hint: It relates to the fact that you people don´t bathe very often. Indeed. Getting the picture? Vermin and lice, vermin and lice. I say it once, and I say it twice. Luckily, I have some DDT stashed in the basement. This is your super special lucky happy go go day!<BR><BR><i>*Scurries down into the basement...*</i>
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Postby Chameleon » Wed May 28, 2003 3:27 pm

All of the discarded spoons from chame's vest bow their heads towards themedes and the true Spoon. <BR>(strangly, this effect causes many loonies to recall the "there is no spoon" sequence in The Matrix)<BR><BR>-Come to enjoy the smoke with me LK?- Chame asks with a mischevious grin on her face. <BR><BR>-Themedes, you silly chordata, why should we bathe? we <i>are</i> loonies, and we<i>aren't</i> in the right "frame" of mind...<BR><BR>bwe heh heh heh <BR><BR>Chame and LK float merrily on the smoke clouds, taunting the others to come and join, come and join!!!
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Postby Themedes » Wed May 28, 2003 3:43 pm

Frames have nothing to do with it. *It* must be maintained. *It* is what regulates. *It* is what makes the other things tick. Without the ticking and the regulating, all shall fall to pieces within a few hours. And those few hours will be our lifetimes in the hour glass, seconds before it is thrown against the wall, seconds before it shatters and leaves our lives - the sand - to the wind. The wind is the wind of things greater than any of us. Greater than what any mortal can ever achieve. If you would see the whole, you would weep. Such is the symmetry and the beauty of the basic essence. In that point, no lie, pain, nor fear can exist. It is the core. Ever shifting, ever flowing, like the collective mind of mankind. Prophecies lose meaning, as all becomes one. The One of All. Look back and you will see the door. What colour is it? White? Naturally. That´s the true colour of the void. And the void is calling you home. Your mind explodes in a brilliant flash, sending you across the universe and back. Family? Friend? Beloved? It´s right there. Reach out. No more flaws.
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Postby Ayslhyn » Wed May 28, 2003 5:20 pm

YES Themedes...mad as a bat always said so.<BR>Welcome home to me and my mac<BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Thu May 29, 2003 10:17 am

Hey!! It's Ayslhyn and Patsy! I haven't seen you guys for a long time. At least I don't think I have. Have I??<BR><BR>And our loonioyus leader Themedes has returned. Too bad <i>(*LK grins wickedly*)</i> I was planning a takeover to make me, Maria and Ciara the new head loonies. <BR><BR><i>*Giggling mischievously, LK and Chame float happily on the aromatic smoke cloud, dropping spoons on the loonies below.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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