Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby lotrgrrrl » Sun Jul 06, 2003 5:48 am

He can't. <i>*picks up one of Ciara's feet that struggles and tries to keep running away, and throws it in Mak's last known direction. It whacks the horse on the head just as he is about to engage in a private, passionate moment with Mak, who gibbers angrily in protest.*</i><BR>I think it was just a brief touch of sanity. We'll shake it out of him soon enough, the poor dear.<BR>What?<BR><BR>Ciara's not the only one who gets a Prince - just because he's the only one that <i>isn't</i> invisible is no reason to disregard the others.<BR><i>*an invisible hand cheekily pinches Eowyn's behind*</i><BR>Really, if you ask me I'd say weeble whop-whop skinnaginaark!<BR>Um, I mean, I don't think visibility worked too well with Tin-man. It's not like he can serenade her in any way that she'll be able to understand.<BR><BR>Yes, yes. Cute fish Eowyn. <i>*feeds it to a mongoose in payment for leading the way to the monkey eggs*</i><BR>I've got a brilliant recipe for an omelette here, and no squirrel or surfing Dorothy is going to stop me from making it!<BR><BR>Damn... where did I put that recipe? I had it here a minute ago....<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl * <BR>~Member of the extensive <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=52905">family of Vana & B25</a><BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=49731">Ring</a> of Moods <BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=61714">The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity</a> if you don’t believe me. <BR>~Vegemite, fairy bread, Tim-Tams and doobysnax - <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=39752">The Great Aussie Guild</a> <BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk ( <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=68120">The Book of Aure Mandeo</a>) <BR>~Híril – second bow <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=64566">Fantasy Warrior</a><BR>R.I.P. Ancalagon_the_Black 20/5/2003
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Jul 07, 2003 6:14 pm

<i>*LK asks the Hippocrump to give Ciara a ride while she searches for her wandering feet. Dorothy wades confidently ashore dragging her surfboard, and is promptly smacked in the head by three of the squirrels LK's cousins are using for balls in their game. Lying stunned on the sand, Dorothy has been knocked right out of her ruby slippers. LadyKat pounces.*</i><BR><BR>Ohhh, I've always <b>wanted</b> a pair of shoes like this!! <i>(putting on the slippers, LK notices they're a little loose.)</i><BR><BR>Whoa, ole Dorth has some big feet! No matter, I can tie them on. Hey, you <i>(points to one of the invisible princes)</i> got anything I can use to tie these with?<BR><BR><i>*The prince hands LK some licorice whips. LK ties the ruby slippers to her feet, then jumps to the horses' back and holds her feet out, admiring them. Elle indignantly demands to know how LK can see the other princes. *</i><BR><BR>It's a cat thing---my cousins can see 'em too.<BR><BR><i>*LK points to one of her cousins knocking aside an invisible someone who was blocking the goal, sending him flying into Lotrgrrl's omelet.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Eoywen » Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:24 pm

Heeeeey there... *Turns around* Is there someway I can be granted sight of these princes <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> lol. <BR>Damn Dorothy... I've always hated her, I dont know why. <BR>*Ties her up in licorish whip and leaves the hippocrump to guard her*
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Postby MariaHobbit » Tue Jul 08, 2003 7:26 am

<BR><i>*weaves some seaweed into green feet-like flippers and gives them to Ciara to wear. They fuse to her feet and soon she is swimming around in the water like a mermaid*<BR></i><BR>You don't want your real feet back, do you Ciara? Not when you can be a mermaid instead....<BR><BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:48 am

*Looks at Ciara's old feet*<BR>Hey...can I borrow those? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> They'll help me in my plot for world domination. *evil laughter*
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Postby Ladykat » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:39 pm

<i>*Still seated on the horse's back, LK watches Ciara's feet run zig zag paths across the pink sand, dodging Elle's attempts to capture them. Ciara is in the ocean singing siren songs snd setting swimming speed records with her new mermaid feet. Her prince, mistaking her song for cries of distress, jumps in armor and all to save her, and promptly sinks to the bottom. Seeing this the horse, both heads yelling at full volume, goes charging into the water sending LK tumbling off his back and into Elle who is setting a bear trap for the feet. (fortunately, LK doesn't lose her Ruby slippers) Elle goes sprawling and the trap goes flying....toward....toward....*</i><BR><BR>CRUMPIE!!! LOOK OUT!!! <BR><BR>LK
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Postby Eoywen » Mon Jul 14, 2003 10:49 am

Ah! my trap! Crumpie, Catch! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR>*The hippocrump bounds into the air to catch the trap but it goes over his?her?it's? head and onto the sand, catching several pink and purple spotted sand crabs* OOH! CRABS! I LOVE CRABS!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> FEAST! *Begin's to run around the island gathering large tree branches and small kindling chunks, then piles them up in the center of the island and sets them on fire* BONFIRE DANCE!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> *borrows the knight's now water logged helmet and some water and starts to boil the crabs*<BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Mon Jul 21, 2003 10:38 pm

How to see the invisible princes? ummm... are you <i>sure</i> you really want to? <i>lotrgrrrl stares dubiously at the space of air that's guarding the goal.</i> I mean, I think they're invisible for a darn good reason.<BR><BR><i>the space of air she had been wanting suddenly falls head-first into her omelette</i><BR><b>AAAYEEEEK!</b> My omelette!<BR>humph.<BR><BR><i>Mak, who had been looking forward to monkey-egg omelette, proceeds to beat the invisible prince around the head with a turtle</i><BR><BR>Elle decides the omelette is no great loss, and starts to boil up some crabs.<BR>Nooo! <i>snatches crabs, which have changed into entirely pink crabs from the hot water, and pours them free onto the sand</i><BR>They're the General's second cousins once removed either way as it were. Princess Clam-Shell will have him tie you to a tum-tum tree if you're not careful.<BR>Try some sushi instead - there's plenty of seaweed around, and fish if the mongeese haven't eaten them all.<BR><BR>Or there's always the vending machine over there.<BR><i>fetches self a packet of m&m's and immediately begins throwing out all the w's</i><BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl * <BR>~Member of the extensive family of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=52905">Vana & B25</a><BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=49731">Ring</a> of Moods <BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=61714">The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity</a> if you don’t believe me. <BR>~Vegemite, fairy bread, Tim-Tams and doobysnax - <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=39752">The Great Aussie Guild</a> <BR>~Walking in the garden of the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=40353">Goddess</a><BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk (<a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=25&threadid=68120">The Book of Aure Mandeo</a>) <BR>~Híril – second bow <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=64566">Fantasy Warrior</a><BR>R.I.P. Ancalagon_the_Black 20/5/2003
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Postby Ladykat » Tue Jul 22, 2003 8:14 pm

M&M's???? Minty and I <i>LOVE</i> M&M's!!<BR><BR><i>*LK runs to the vending machine, but finds she hasn't any money. She pounds on the machine with the heel of one of her ruby slippers, to no avail. She's just about to throw a cat fit from M&M depravation, when she has an idea.</i><BR><BR>Oh, Crumpie?? Crumpie old friend. Would you pry this miserable machine open with your horn, plleeeeeeesssseeeee?????<BR><BR><i>*Smiles at the Hippocrump who obligingly begins to batter the vending machine.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:47 am

You'll want to be careful, crumpie. Something like 50 people are killed every year from vending machines. They're dangerous creatures. Try and get something for free and they'll just squash you flat.<BR><BR><i>*The vending machine sprouts fangs around the bin where food usually emerges, and promptly bites crumpie on the horn.*</i><BR><BR>Here, LadyK - you can have my w&w's. I might try for some alphabet smarties instead. I just love C's, they're so tasty.<BR>("Oh, C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me. C is for cookie, yes Cookie starts with C. C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me, oh Cookie cookie cookie starts with C!" )<BR>... So does Crumpie. And Cat. And Crabs. And Clams. And Ciara. And Catastrophe. See - lots of great things.<BR>But not oblong.<BR>poor oblong.<BR><BR><i>*lotrgrrrl continues to talk softly to herself, while Crumpie and the Vending machine battle it out, interrupting the game of lacrosse and generally making a right nuisance of themselves.*</i>
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Postby Ladykat » Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:44 pm

<i>*The Hippocrump shakes off the vending machine, sending it crashing into a Tumtum tree. Candy and snacks go flying everywhere, and the loonies scramble to grab them up. Righting itself, the machine makes ready to charge the Hippocrump. LadyKat's cousins, angry at having their game interupted, stand by the Hippocrump with their hockey sticks raised. Leaving Minty to guard their M&M's, LK gathers up several Zagnut bars, and begins throwing them at the Vending machine, the Tumtum trees, the invisible princes, and anything else that comes into her line of fire. (She never really liked Zagnut bars). Dorothy, still tied with licorice whips, begins to eat her way out of her bonds as the battle of loonies vs. machine rages around her.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Ladykat » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:21 pm

***OOC: Come back, little loonies, come back to the loony manor. Don't leave me and my imaginary friends to carry on alone! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0>***<BR><BR>LK
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Postby MariaHobbit » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:52 am

<BR><i>*Maria pulls the plug on the vending machine*</i><BR><BR>Ha! Got you now you quarter muncher, you!<BR><BR><i>*Takes a crowbar and prys open the front, and starts passing all the candy out to all the loonies. Sits on top of the defeated vending machine hulk and nibbles a Snickers and swings her feet.*</i><BR><BR>So, what shall we do now? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:47 pm

<i>*LK is still enthusiastically flinging Zagnut bars left, right and center, until Lotrgrrl takes time out from pouring sand on Dorothy's head to point out that the evil vending machine has been vanquished.*</i><BR><BR>Oh! Right. Sorry about that, guys. Nice work, Maria! What do we do now? Well....<BR><BR><i>*LK's cousins converge on her, and begin an urgent conversation in rapid catspeak.*</i><BR><BR><b>WHAT??</b> You're kidding! Oh, <b>WOW!!!</b> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <BR><BR>Hey, listen up everyone! My cousins, with their cat-psychic type abilities have just learned that Themedes and Maeglin have been sucked into a black hole, and spit out in ancient Rome. <i>(*looks around at the shocked faces of the other loonies*)</i><BR><BR>Well you didn't think it fell without some help, now did you?<BR><BR>So, this means.....<BR><BR><b>I'M IN CHARGE! I'M IN CHARGE!!!</b><BR><BR>Me, and Maria, and...and... Lotrgrrl, and........Ciara!! YES! YES! The four of us are the new loony overlords, or ladies....or cats. WHATever!<BR><BR><i>*LK does the Mad Cat Dance with her cousins. The Hippocrump tries to join in, kicking up sand and knocking over the llama and the horse that belongs to Ciara's prince. Leaping to the top of the trolly car where the two-headed horse is smoking licorice whips, LadyKat bellows:*</i><BR><BR>All right! Everyone pile in, we're heading home! Someone fish Ciara out of the water, and...<BR><BR><i>*The Hippocrump collapses on the pink sand, bawling, washing Dorothy and a couple of the invisible princes miles down the beach on a stream of tears.*</i><BR><BR>Awww, don't cry, Crumpie! You're coming with us!<BR><BR><i>*His tears vanish as the Hippocrump squeezes into the trolly, flattening Mak against the side. LK's cousins give the loonies tea, tumtum leaves, a broken clock and conflicting directions on the best way back to the loony manor. They warn the loonies against going anywhere near the Mysterious Menacing Monolith, and agree to come for an extended visit soon.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Muad-Dib » Sat Aug 09, 2003 7:18 pm

What? So Themedes is gone right? So that means...<BR><BR><b>I GOT DIBS ON HIS LAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Cool, I gues that this means that I'm the crazy basement dwelling mad-scientist loony now! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib jumps on the car and start planning what he is going to do with his newfound power*
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:26 am

<i>*ties Ciara onto the towbar*</i><BR>Well it's not like she can walk with those feet on!<BR><BR><i>Back at the loony manor...</i><BR>Looks at the munchkin-guts splattered windows. "Ah! Home loony home."<BR><BR>I noticed Themedes was being distracted in other, spoon-stealing threads.<BR>Ancient Rome, eh? Those two were always a bit on the strange side.<BR><i>The green, two-headed horse nods in agreement.</i><BR>At least now we know why the Empire fell. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Loony overlord? Jolly marvelous!<BR><i>*crams a white judges' wig on her head*</i> (Well I thought it looked more official, anyway. And some sadistic sanity-enforcer stole my crown. <i>*glares at Mak suspiciously, who is preoccupied weeping over the princes' horses' bridle*</i>)<BR><BR>Righteo. I say we lock Maud-Dib in the basement on the condition that he's not allowed to blow the mansion apart from under us, and he's not allowed to emerge until he's found some new feet for Ciara, a solution to get rid of those pinkle-widgets that keep hanging around outside, some sour cream, a loaf of bread, tin of crushed pineapple, and cookie dough. What? You're not the green-grocer? Give me back my shopping list you thieving little toad!<BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl * <BR>~Member of the extensive family of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=52905">Vana & B25</a>. Vana's back, it's a party, hey!<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=49731">Ring</a> of Moods <BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=61714">The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity</a> if you don’t believe me. <BR>~Vegemite, fairy bread, Tim-Tams and doobysnax - <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=39752">The Great Aussie Guild</a> <BR>Come to the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=68422">Aussie Moot!</a><BR>~Walking in the garden of the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=40353">Goddess</a><BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk (<a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=25&threadid=68120">The Book of Aure Mandeo</a>) <BR>~Híril – second bow <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=64566">Fantasy Warrior</a><BR>R.I.P. Ancalagon_the_Black 20/5/2003
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Postby Muad-Dib » Mon Aug 11, 2003 5:13 pm

Hmm, I suppose I could do all of those things, but I have something much more important in mind. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib dashes into the basement and emerges (due to a freak annomaly in the space-time continuum) three seconds later with what appears to be a miniature pinball table.*<BR><BR>This is the controll console for our brand-new GIANT PINBALL ROLLERCOASTER! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib presses a button and a gigantic pinball table rises from the ground*<BR><BR>Ok, heres how it works: Several people can get inside the giant pinball (there are seats for eight, but 4 more can fit in the luggage rack) <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> and another person plays a pinball game with this mini-pinball table. The exact same thing hapens on the big one as on the little one. <BR><BR>So, now that we have a roller coaster, does anyone want to test it? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:44 pm

Look, Minty! We're home! See?<BR><BR><i>*Holds the catnip mouse up for a look around. The Hippocrump, who has been following LK around, looks at her inquiringly. LK pats him on the horn.*</i><BR><BR>Crumpie, this is Minty. He's my friend. <i>(*puts Minty back in pouch*)</i> This is the loony manor. It's pretty cool, you'll like it here, especially now that I...and Ciara, Maria and Lotrgrrl are in charge. <i>(*Shoots a glance at Lotrgrrl*)</i> Hey, nice hair!<BR><BR>Come on, Crumpie, I'll show you around. Except maybe we should stay out of the main lab while Muad-Dib's down there messing around....YOWWW!!!<BR><BR><i>*A large pinball machine has suddenly emerged from the floor behind her. LK leaps to the ceiling fan and the Hippocrump snorts in anger, purple steam coming from his ears. He lowers his head and prepares to charge the machine.*</i><BR><BR>Wait Crumpie! Don't wreck it yet. A ride, you say? <i>(*grins wickedly*)</i> I volunteer Mak to test it out. Where is that little munchkin rat? Is that a crown sticking out of his back pocket?<BR><BR>LK
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Postby MariaHobbit » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:37 am

<BR>Shouldn't you test it out on crash test dummies first??? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Or Mak.... Is there a difference?? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:18 am

Difference? No. I doubt it. Long division, perhaps.<BR><BR><i>*lotrgrrrl forces the door into the pinball shut against Mak's frantic efforts to escape, and locks it.*</i><BR><BR>Childproof locks - he'll never escape <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>*LadyKat and Maria seem to be arguing over the controller for the pin-ball rollercoaster. Maud-Dib is wishing he'd remembered to use sound-proof paint inside the pinball so that he wouldn't have to listen to Mak's pathetic whines.*</i><BR><BR>I hear falafel's make good ear plugs. <i>*offers a couple to Maud-Dib, but before he can take them a pinkle-widget sneaks in and snatches them, escaping out the nearby Munchkin-flap*</i><BR>HEY!<BR>Maud-Dib, I thought you weren't supposed to emerge until you'd found a solution for those blighters? You are forthwith banished from the living room of looniness, upon pain of death!<BR><i>*Maud-Dib pays no attention - he is too busy cramming a few of the pinkle-widgets in the pin-ball with Mak*</i><BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl * <BR>~Member of the extensive family of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=52905">Vana & B25</a><BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=49731">Ring</a> of Moods <BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=61714">The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity</a> if you don’t believe me. <BR>~Vegemite, fairy bread, Tim-Tams and doobysnax - <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=39752">The Great Aussie Guild</a> <BR>Come to the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=68422">Aussie Moot!</a><BR>~Walking in the garden of the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=40353">Goddess</a><BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk (<a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=25&threadid=68120">The Book of Aure Mandeo</a>) <BR>~Híril – second bow <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=64566">Fantasy Warrior</a><BR>R.I.P. Ancalagon_the_Black 20/5/2003
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Postby Ladykat » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:25 am

<i>*LadyKat is about to take the controller, when she is distracted by a pinkle-widget. With a smug smile, Maria grabs the controller and runs behind the pinball ride, out of reach. Scowling in irritation, LK helps Muad-dib stuff the pinkle-widgets into the pinball ride with Mak, slamming the door on some of their...fingers?...tentacles?....antenna?*</i><BR><BR>OK, fire it up! Let's see what this puppy can do. And where's that canned pineapple? I'm hungry!<BR><BR><i>*Striding over to a potted fern, LK demands pizza. The fern refuses, so LK shreds it, and throws the pot through the window.*</i><BR><BR>LK<BR><BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Muad-Dib » Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:57 pm

Ok, I juat have to turn on these inertial dampeners on the side of the ball.<BR><BR>*Muad-Dib heads towards the giant pinball, but before he gets there Maria starts the game and shoots the ball*<BR><BR>HEY! Without the dampeners on that ball can go over 20 G's! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR>You have to lose fast or...<BR><BR>Hmm, never mind, I guess this is how we get rid of the pinkle-widgets <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> Mak is tough, he can take it. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*The giant pinball is now bouncing back and forth in the giant bumper things. The pinkle-widgets open the pinballs door and several fall out, the remaining ones quickly close the door again.*<BR><BR>Hmm, I may need to improve that door.<BR><BR>*Pulls out a sketch pad and starts to work, a loud thump is heard from inside the pinball*<BR><BR>Hey! Did anyone remember to strap Mak down? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>
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Postby Chameleon » Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:56 pm

EEEEEEEEEE. <BR><i>chame falls from no where, and lands beside where the potted plant used to be. </i><BR><BR>wow, that was a rush, i wanna do that again!<BR><BR><i>climbing up the wall, chameleon soon makes her way onto the ceiling, and onto her chandelier. closing her eyes, and spreadin her arms out wide, she leaps off and lands right on the pinball.</i><BR><BR>ooof<BR><BR><i>the pinball goes flying and hits the hippocrump. chame freaks out and rolls into a tiny ball, and is soon hit around on the table.</i><BR><BR>this will hurt in the mornin. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:15 am

Uncertain whether the thumps are caused by a freewheeling Mak or Cham, lotrgrrrl is only vaguely concerned about what shape and condition her munchkin might be in by the time Muad-Dib finishes experimenting with him.<BR><BR>At the word "puppy", Moonbeam pricks up his ears. But the topic moves on to canned pineapple and he resumes his sleep, waiting for the full moon to come around again.<BR><BR>mmmmm, pineapple. <i>*cracks open a can of tinned mushrooms on Maud-Dib's spanner*</i><BR><BR>... what do you mean over 20 G's? <i>*looks around the room for some stray letters*</i> I can only see ten P's and the odd J lying around. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>And we can't blame Mak for this. Therefore it's all Crumpies fault.<BR><BR><i>*proceeds to berate the hippocrump around the head with a spatula*</i><BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl * <BR>~Member of the extensive family of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=52905">Vana & B25</a><BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=49731">Ring</a> of Moods <BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=61714">The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity</a> if you don’t believe me. <BR>~Vegemite, fairy bread, Tim-Tams and doobysnax - <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=39752">The Great Aussie Guild</a> <BR>Come to the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=68422">Aussie Moot!</a><BR>~Walking in the garden of the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=40353">Goddess</a><BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – eternally devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk (<a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=25&threadid=68120">The Book of Aure Mandeo</a>) <BR>~Híril – second bow <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=37&threadid=64566">Fantasy Warrior</a><BR>R.I.P. Ancalagon_the_Black 20/5/2003
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Postby Ladykat » Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:55 am

<i>*The pinball ricochets off the Hippocrump's hide, causing him to look around in annoyance fron his contemplation of a light switch. Suddenly, Lotrgrrl begins hitting him with a spatula. Frightened and crying, the Hippocrump runs to hide behind LadyKat, with Lotrgrrl chasing him. LK, still ticked off because she didn't get to operate the pinball ride, grabs the spatula away from Lotrgrrl.*</i><BR><BR>Stop that! Go pick on someone your own size! <BR><BR><i>*Pats the huge, mountainous, half-ton Hippocrump, who is scrunched down in a corner, trying to hide.*</i><BR><BR>Don't cry, Crumpie. It's not your fault we're all out of gees. The pinkle widgets probably ate them. <BR><BR><i>*Ducking the pinball that is flying around smashing throught walls and furniture at ever-increasing speeds (accompanied by the yells of Mak and the plinking of the pinkle widgets) LK leads the Hippocrump to the kitchen,*</i><BR><BR>Come on Crumpie. Let's find some pizza. And we'd better save some for Chame. YOU!! <i>(grabs a pinkle widget by the neck)</i> Get Chame out of that pinball machine NOW!!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Chameleon » Sun Aug 17, 2003 7:25 am

<i>bouncing around in the pinball machine was kinda fun...until chame got to the shock bumpers</i><BR><BR>YEOUCH!<BR><BR><i> she hollered, flailing her arms. this caused some problems for maria. cause chame grabbed onto something that was not shocking her and clung there</i><BR><BR>hey anyone? a little help here?<BR><BR><i>then the pinkle-widgets come into get chame out of the machine. but maria had been caught up in the game and hadn't really noticed what was goin on. trying to get the ball free, she tilted. suddenly chame couldn't hold on. she was sliding down. the pinkle-widgets slid too. there was no traction</i><BR><BR>ah, no more battering. hey, this is kinda fun now. like one of those big amusement park slides. WHOOO HOOO<BR><BR><i>then she shot through the little slot in the bottom of the machine.</i><BR><BR>wow, it's really dark in here. oops, no. i had just forgotten to open my eyes. <BR><BR><i> chame ran over to ladycat and the hippocrump just as the pinkle-widgets slid out of the pinball machine. </i><BR><BR>game over, pizza time<BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:17 am

<BR>After Chameleon's brief and shocking experience, Maria fights hard to control the pinball. Suddenly alarms start shrieking all over the machine, lights are flashing, and the word TILT! is all over. The controls go dead.<BR><BR>Maria sighs and drops the controls as the machine continues flashing and honking. Suddenly she notices the powerlines outside the Loony mansion sagging and melting. This gigantic pinball machine takes a lot of juice when protesting a tilt! The electrial wires sag to the ground, a large explosion occurs and all electricity goes dead.<BR><BR>Battery powered backup emergency lights go on, showing the way to the operations center. A small screen shows the inevitable cascade of power plant failures all over as half the continent goes dark.<BR><BR>Ooops. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Um....<BR><BR>Do you think if we tape the wires back together it'll be allright again?<BR><BR>
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Postby Muad-Dib » Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:47 pm

Don't worry about it Maria, most of them are sane anyway, and we have these really cool huge batteries in the basement that are supposed to last 50 years, also a coupple quasi-legal nuclear generators, and several other things that I can't quite identify. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>We'll be fine<BR><BR>Hmm, maby you had better use electrical tape. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib wanders into the kitchen following the smell of pizza*<BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:21 pm

<i>*LK is just about to heat up the pizza, when the lights go out. Like all cats, she can see in the dark; also the Hippocrump's eyes shine red, and the pinkle-widgets give off a bluish white glow. Grabbing several pinkle-widgets, she ties them to a long rope, and strings them across the kitchen.*</i> <BR><BR>There, that's better! Now, how do we heat our pizza? I know! Gimme a hand here, Crumpie.<BR><BR><i>*Unaware that there are battery back ups, LK smashes several chairs and starts a fire in the middle of the kitchen. Shredding Tumtum leaves to go on the Hippocrump's pizza, she overhears Maria asking about fixing the power lines.*</i><BR><BR>If we can't fix them, we'll knit some new ones. There's some steel wool around here, somewhere. <BR><BR><i>*Puts the pizza on an old hubcap, and smacks a pinkle widget who tries to grab some.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Muad-Dib » Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:20 am

*Blueish-greenish smoke begins to rise out of the fire in the kithchen*<BR><BR>Uh-oh I think one of those chairs was plastic! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*The blue-green smoke swirls arround the room and forms into a small cloud near the celing, the cloud wanders arround and then floats directly over Ladykat's head*<BR><BR>Maby its possessed too. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Small lightning bolts ripple accross the clouds surface, but it takes no other action*
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