Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby lotrgrrrl » Thu Jan 30, 2003 9:11 pm

No, Maria, it isn't.<BR><BR><i>*lotrgrrrl's winces to the screams coming from within the Anti-G room as Maria realises she has just covered herself in poisonous tarantulas*</i><BR><BR>Don't die Maria <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>*Mak picks a tarantula up and licks it experimentally, but grimaces as it's a bit too furry for his liking.</i><BR><BR>Here, have another lemon sherbet instead.<BR>mmmmm... lemon sherbets <i>*eyes glaze over and roll a little in lotrgrrl's head as the sherbet takes effect.*</i><BR><BR>Wait a minute... <i>*examines the white powder a little closer*</i><BR>sherbet's not supposed to do that...<BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Fri Jan 31, 2003 7:15 am

<i>*LadyKat is doing pirouettes and perfect cirles in the middle of the room in midair, when Lindonbayne and SLaYeR come skidding in, hit the zero-G and go bouncing off the walls like ping-pong balls. Maria comes diving in, and smacks into the opposite wall.*</i><BR><BR>Geez, Maria, I think you gave yourself a black eye. You should put a rutabaga on it. <BR><BR>Whither? Whether? Weather?<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat begins to giggle and sing nonsense songs. Hearing Maria scream, she turns to find her friend covered with baby tarantulas.*</i><BR><BR>AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!! Spiders!! I HATE SPIDERS!!!<BR><BR><i>*Pushing herself off the wall, she sails through the room, slashing the little beasties with her claws.*</i><BR><BR>OUT! OUT! Get out of here you little horrors! Or I'll turn the snakes loose, pythons and all!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Sir_Don_Huono » Fri Jan 31, 2003 7:30 am

ALOHA! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>guess who's on holiday?!?! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>those armyguys were SO against of me leaving, <BR>dunno what's with that? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>*lays down his assault rifle besides the wall*<BR>Themedes old man! a mentally unbalanced brother seeks protection and refreshment...hope there's still some room on the sofa? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:53 am

<BR>Arrrrgggggghhhhhhh! OK, little spiders, you just have to go- since you can't guarantee me that you aren't poisonous.<BR><BR><i>*The spiders are clinging on for dear life, still terrified of the zero gee. There doesn't seem to be any way of getting them off without them stinging her.*</i><BR><BR>What to do? What to do? I know!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>*She pulls herself to the doorway, orients herself correctly for standing upright, steps through and stands perfectly still. The little spiders, feeling the return of gravity, skitter off happily to crawl all over the other people in the room. Maria borrows Sir Don's assault rifle and bounces back into the zero gee room*</i><BR><BR>Now, if any more spiders come floating in, we can use them for target practice! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>*floats in the middle of the room, casually holding the assault rifle in the crook of her elbow, waiting for a target to appear.*</i><BR><BR>
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Postby SilverScribe » Fri Jan 31, 2003 4:02 pm

<BR><BR>Nooooooooo, don't shoot my little spiders!!! They are too tiny to be poisonous, trust me!!! They are simply very fuzzy and VERY harmless!!! They just want to play!<BR><BR><i> Scribbles whistles and several dozens of the happy little fuzzy red-tipped spiderlets zip over and begin zooming around her feet and up and around her boots.</i><BR><BR>Hey Sir Don!! On leave already? How wonderful. Now of course there is room on the sofa, mind you don't sit on my pets, though. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> <BR><BR>Okay, we need food. PanGalactic Gargle Blasters and Plutonian Pizza for everyone!!<BR><BR>Allow me.<BR><BR><i> Scribbles walks over to a potted plant and begins gesticulating horribly, then babbles her order in several obscure and highly suspicious languages.</i><BR><BR>Ought to be any minute now, these guys deliver pronto!<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:01 pm

S...Spiders??? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR><b> GET EM OFF ME!!! GET EM OFF ME!!! </b><BR>*Screams and swings a sledge hammer incoherintly until the space arround her is comepletely free of spiders, then threathen the ones slowly creeping towards her* 0.0<BR>Hey! you get away from me you furry little freaks!!! BACK!!! BACKKKK!<BR>*Watches the spiders close in quickly* <BR>Erm...help me!!! Arachnaphobic here, surrounded by spiders... <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0> LOTRGRL!!! GET OVER HERE!!!
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Postby MariaHobbit » Sat Feb 01, 2003 7:35 am

<BR><i>*leaves assault rifle spinning in the Anti-grav room and steps out into the room where Eoywen has obliterated many small spiders.*</i><BR><BR>But, Scribbles said they weren't poisonous! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0> Why did you do it? They were just little, fuzzy and harmless. <BR><BR><i>*sinks to her knees and weeps over the spider goo. Looks up at Eowen*</i><BR><BR>I know you have a phobia... so do I. You want to know what it is?????? TORNADOES! And what did I do to get us out of OZ? Summoned up a mile wide one and strapped myself to the roof because I couldn't get back inside in time. How do you think that felt, to a tornado-phobe????? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> (actually, it was kind of cool-- facing up to something that terrifies me in real life <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>)<BR><BR>So.... I think the best thing for you to do, Eoywen, would be to play with these little spiders (what there are left of them <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0>) and maybe it would de-sensitize you a little in real life. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>What do you think?<BR><BR><i>*gets out a small Bilbo action figure and starts it after a small group of spiders, making his little hand swing the sword and calling ,</i> "Attercop, attercop!"*<BR><BR>
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Postby SilverScribe » Sat Feb 01, 2003 11:24 am

<BR>((LOL, I have a confession too. I HATE spiders. Although, I know they are useful so outside, I just flick them away. But inside, grrrrrrr, THEY DIE. The only ones I can tolerate are those teeeeeeny tiny little red ones, about the size of the head of a pin, that zip around real fast. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> But an army of harmless, teeny tiny fuzzy tarantulas with little red tootsies just sounded too cute to pass up.))<BR><BR><i> Scribbles puts her hands to her head in horror . . . </i><BR><BR>Nooooo!! Oh, my poor harmless little pets!! <i> Drops to her knees and carefully sprinkles a tiny bit of pixie dust over the poor, pulverized remains. She breathes gently on them, and voila!! They all pop up good as new and begin zooming around the room, being VERY careful to avoid the big mean people with hammers and other spider-crushing devices.</i><BR><BR>There. Now, just ignore them if you don't like them. Or, if you knock on the top of this magic box <i> She produces a magic box with a front trap door . . . POOF!!</i>, they will all zip inside and happily sleep for a while.<BR><BR><i> She knocks three times on the box and all the little red-footed spiders stampede into it. A gentle, fuzzy, spider-snoring sound immediately begins to emanate from the box as she eases the front trap door closed.</i><BR><BR>There now. Has the food arrived yet, I'm starving!!<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Sat Feb 01, 2003 8:51 pm

*Sits in the corner slowly rocking back and forth*<BR>Okay, im fine now, they can come back out, besides, i only got a few! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>*bounce into the anti-gravity room and tags Maria*<BR>Where IS everybody? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0>
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Postby MeganBaggins » Sat Feb 01, 2003 11:13 pm

<i>Megan comes trotting in, pretending to be on a horse and banging two coconuts together.</i><BR><BR>Random person: “your using coconuts!"<BR><BR><i>Megan glares at the random person and clears her throat</i> <BR><BR>Got room for another insane person?<BR>As far as qualifications go: My home is a mad house; my Dad is always dancing about, singing nonsense songs, my Brother is always pretending to be Legolas (AGH!), and I am always running around making up weird words and bursting out in random theological speeches. (My mother is the only normal one) <BR> <BR>Soo, may I join?<BR><b> Loony! </b>
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Postby Eoywen » Sun Feb 02, 2003 1:10 am

Well, Im the only one here, so I guess so! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>Welcome Megan!<BR>*gives her a tour of the looney mansion*<BR>Just a tip : you might want to watch out for themedes, as far as i understand, he has snake fingers and is armed with a rake... <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>*Answers the door and gets the pizza*<BR>Okay, what kinds do we have? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR>*Glares at the spiders coming close to the pizza and makes a swinging motion with her hand. LotrGrrl watching her*<BR>what?! Why does everyone always look at <b> ME </b> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Mon Feb 03, 2003 12:29 am

GAH! *recovers from the not-so-sherbet lemon and stares at Eoywen*<BR><BR>Well, those green spots on your arms for a start...<BR>*whispers* by the way - don't worry about the spiders. SS and Maria are obviously nuts! The golden rule of self-preservation is 'never trust anything with red toe-nails'. Here *magics up a can of "fly-gas" with the Un-realifier & Ultimate-Insanifier* works the same as capsicum spray. Knock the little blighters out if they come too close. And pass the pizza my dear.<BR>*opens the box to inspect its contents*<BR>Okay - who ordered olives, spaghetti <i>*get down Mak - it is not worms!*</i>, vegemite, and unidentifiable-squishy-stuff pizza??? How many times do I have to tell you people, I don't like olives!<BR><BR>Welcome Megan! Or is it Monty Python??? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>Welcome random person too! *eyes roll crazily*<BR><BR>Sir Don - you might have to shove the horse over too. I'm actualy surprised Themedes hasn't gotten cranky about his rapidly-reducing number of cigars. I say take full advantage of this situation *offers the box to Sir Don*<BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Feb 03, 2003 8:04 am

<i>*Plucking the assault rifle out of the air, LadyKat follows Maria out of the zero-G room. Sir Don and a strange horse are sitting on the shredded sofa puffing away on huge smokestack-like cigars. The spiders begin to creep toward LadyKat. Hissing and glaring at them she unsheaths her claws, and aims the rifle. Quickly the spiders scamper away and hide behind Scribbles.*</i><BR><BR>Thats better. Just keep your distance and we'll get along fine. <BR><BR>Now, where's that pizza?<BR><BR>LK
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Postby MeganBaggins » Mon Feb 03, 2003 12:30 pm

"This seems like a very fine establishment!"<BR><BR><i>Says Megan/Monty <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>, gabbing a peice of Pizza and proceeding to eat it while standing on her head, and holdig up her dress (a very hard thing to do)</i><BR><BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Tue Feb 04, 2003 12:27 pm

Green spots? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR>*Looks down at her arms to see marker spots*<BR>Okay, who did this?! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0><BR>*Takes a quick shower to get rid of the marker and grabs some pizza*<BR>Squid pizza? whose bright idea was this? you remember what happened LAST time, dont you? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>*When finished eating, she tags LotrGrl and bounces into the anti Grav. room* <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Ladykat » Thu Feb 06, 2003 10:00 am

<i>*LadyKat is bored. Bored, bored, BORED! She has just discovered that all of the great stuff she wished up with the gooly-whatsis (with the exception of Minty's pretty new pouch and her Diamond and Emerald choker) was left back in the old loony manor. Taking the gooly-whatsis out of Minty's pouch, she notices how dim it looks---hardly any fire or sparkle at all.*</i><BR><BR>I wonder if there's a way to recharge this thing? Or maybe some of the other munchkins have one. Maybe we should round up a few and shake them down. <BR><BR><i>*One of the new loonies stops rolling on the floor long enough to ask who Minty is. Pulling the catnip mouse out of the pouch, LadyKat holds him up for all to see.*</i><BR><BR><b>This</b> is Minty. Minty Mouse. He's my friend. He likes M&M's.<BR><BR><i>*Putting Minty back into his pouch, she makes a jump rope out of dental floss and dandelion fluff, then begins to skip rope, while singing a rhyme.*</i><BR><BR>Father was a lizard,<BR>We lost him in a blizzard<BR>After he upset a wizard<BR>When he shot him in the gizzard...<BR><BR><i>*Suddenly, LadyKat crashes through the floor into a secret cellar. Some of the other loonies rush over to the hole and peer down into the darkness. Faintly, they hear LadyKat's voice.*</i><BR><BR>Oh wow! This is so cool!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby MariaHobbit » Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:18 pm

<BR><i>*The unstable edge of the hole in the floor gives way beneath the combined weight of all the spectators. They all fall into the secret cellar and land in a big pile. Fortunately, LadyKat had already moved aside.*</i><BR><BR>Ouch! I've broken something! <i>*pulls broken assault rifle out from under her*</i> Oh. OK. Where'd you go LadyKat? There's so much dust!<BR><BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Thu Feb 06, 2003 10:26 pm

Nobody tags me and gets away with it!<BR><i>Eoywen disappears into the anti-G room, numerous rays from the Un-Realifier & Ultimate Insanifier zapping after her. Lotrgrrrl stops short at the door.</i><BR>*peering head into room, and feeling the blood rush to the top of her ears*<BR>*whines* No gravity. mmmm. I'm rather fond of keeping my feet firmly planted. Why do you think I'm so tall? It's because when you're planted, kind people water you on a regular basis. I'm growing taller every day.<BR>... the dirt in your shoes gets to be a bit of a hassel though.<BR><BR>*instead zaps randomly at the bouncing Eoywen target, until a huge noise rocks the guild and raised dust momentarily blocks sight*<BR>Wow, this thing is even better than I though!<BR>*looks aroun to see what she's managed to zap*<BR>Oh. It wasn't me.<BR>*Calls into the antiG room with mock innocence*<BR>"Oh Eoywen! LadyKat's having lots of fun out-... down there!"<BR>*aims the Un-Realifier & Ultimate Insanifier ready, but slowly inches over to the large hole to have a quick peek, and spies most of the loonies rather squashed beneath the couch still housing the green horse & Sir Don, who is to busy trying to discuss underwear with the horse to even notice the change of scenery*
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Postby Eoywen » Fri Feb 07, 2003 12:05 am

*Glances from Lotr Grl to the large hole*<BR>Hmmmmmmmmm... easy escape! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> Hey Lotr Grl!!! look over there! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>*Uses the temporary diversion to dart past Lotr Grl and dive into the hole, landing softly on Don and Lk*<BR>Hey! Look at all this neat stuff! I wonder why Themedes never told us about this place? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0>
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Postby Ladykat » Fri Feb 07, 2003 1:20 pm

<i>*LadyKat had already moved aside when the others came clattering down. Stopping her exploration of the cellar, she looks over her shoulder when she hears Maria call her. Sir Don and the horse are still puffing madly away on their cigars; that, combined with the dust, makes it very hard to see.*</i><BR><BR>Maria? Over here! <i>(grabbing a giant leaf, she fans the air until it clears a little. Elle is saying "Oh, LadyKat, I'm sooooooo sorry I fell on you."<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0></i><BR><BR>You didn't. You're hallucinating again. Must be the cigars.<BR><BR>Maria! Come and see what I found.<BR><BR><i>*Leading her friend to a far corner of the room, she points to a strange mirror. The mirror reflects everything in the room--the walls, tables, crystal balls, bubbling cauldrons, and not a few malevolent-looking machines--everything except the loonies themselves.*</i><BR><BR>See?? There's nothing to see! We're not there...or here...or..do you think this means we're invisible?<BR><BR>LK
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Postby MariaHobbit » Fri Feb 07, 2003 2:28 pm

<BR>Oh, my..... invisible? No... we see each other. Maybe we've become VAMPIRES without knowing it? NO, no... you just really can't be a blood sucking monster without knowing it. Hmmmmmm <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Or.. or.... maybe it's a portal into a parallel dimension, identical in every respect to our own, only the loonies over there haven't yet fallen through the floor???<BR><BR>What if it's just a big screen TV showing a time delay recording of just before we crashed through?<BR><BR>OR, or , or..... or......... or...................<BR><BR>I dunno<BR><BR><i>*sees a pile of splinters over where the floor collapsed and starts a game of 'pick up sticks' with herself, humming softly*</i><BR><BR>To bad it's not a StarGate. That'd be kind of cool! Zip through a wormhole to another planet in no time.<BR><BR><i>*hummmmmms some more, messes up the stick pile, loses her turn and starts her next turn*</i><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Feb 10, 2003 12:18 pm

Naww, StarGates are huge big round rings with strange symbols around the outer edge, and when they're turned on it looks like standing water, and it feels kind of cold and gelatin-like when you go through....kinda like that thing over against the far wall, half hidden behind the curtain.<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat picks up a piece of the rubble and throws it at the mirror. There's a bright red flash, and the rubble appears on the floor on the other side of the mirror. Suddenly a motorized broom and dustpan come zipping into view and sweep up the rubble.*</i><BR><BR>Wow. Bunch of neat-freaks over there. If that's a parallel universe, I don't think I'd like it. We should go over there and loony it up a bit.....<i>(yawning, LadyKat picks up the giant leaf, begins to fan herself, and wanders off to find her jump rope.)</i> <BR><BR>Maybe later.<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Muad-Dib » Mon Feb 10, 2003 6:16 pm

<i>Muad-Dib runs into view in the miror, chased by various household apliances. A vacuum attatches to his fo ot at the same instant as he touches the miror. There is a bright flash and Muad-Dib and the vacume apear in the secret loony basement. The vacuum lets go of his foot and starts cleaning up the rubble. </i><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib stands up and looks around*<BR><BR>Hi guys! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <BR><BR>Wait, um, it is you isn't it? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR><BR>I fell of on the way to Oz and I've been Dimension hopping ever since. Those guys over there (points to mirrior) look just like you, but they're SANE! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR><BR>They are meticulus and obsesive and very good at what they do, which is not nice. This other dimension is an insane asylum, and you are the coordinators!<BR><BR><i> The vacuum finishes the rubble and sucks up Ladykat's jump rope </i> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Oh no! That vacuum will make this mansion just like that one! GET THAT VACUUM!
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Postby Ladykat » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:38 am

<i>*LadyKat yowls as the vacuum cleaner eats her jump rope.*</i><BR><BR>HEY!! THAT WAS MINE, you--you--miserable automated broomstick, you!<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat begins throwing pieces of rubble at the machine, but it sucks them up as fast as she throws them. The machine heads straight for her, intending to vacuum her fur. Yowling, still holding her giant leaf-fan, she makes a run for the shredded sofa, and leaps on the head of the cigar-smoking horse.*</i><BR><BR>We need fire hoses! Hand grenades! Pudding pops! HELP!!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby MariaHobbit » Thu Feb 13, 2003 9:05 am

<i>*Oblivious to the goings on, Maria carefully tries to pull a splinter out of the pile without dislodging the ones above it. Just as she is about to succeed, the automated vacuum zips over and the whole splinter pile disappears with a whooosh!*</i><BR><BR>MY PICK-UP STICK GAME! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif"border=0> You shall die little monstrosity!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>*Maria jumps to her feet, screaming and waving her arms. The vacuum zips all over the room, disappearing anything that remotely looks like trash. Maria runs after it, repeatedly diving to the floor and trying to catch it.</i><BR><BR>Come back here! I'll get you for this! <i>*dives to the floor again</i>* Oooooff! That thing's fast. Hey, I've got it! <i>*trying to hold the little round flat machine, Maria is dragged around a corner out of sight in the next room.</i>*<BR><BR>HEY! It's dark in here! <i>*thumps and crashes are heard as she is dragged around the room*</i> OW! I lost it. It tried to drag me under a really low piece of machinery.... Hey, where's the light switch?
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Thu Feb 13, 2003 7:12 pm

*flicks on the light* What are you talking about Maria, the light is on! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> Are you <i>sure</i> you caused some permanent damage when you hit that machinery – cause if so we should arrange it as a remedy to sanity. *nods emphatically*<BR><BR><i>The vacuum cleaner is still zipping around, sucking up dust, cobwebs, and furry red spiders. It considers attempts to vacuum up Mak, but the gibbering munchkin just doesn’t fit up the hose, and lotrgrrrl waves the Un-Realifier & Ultimate Insanifier threateneningly.</i><BR><BR>Stay back demon of the deep! Or your dust bag will become your outer layer and you’ll be sneezing out your wheels!<BR><BR><i>The vacuum cleaner snorts, and starts to whir its wheels, ready to charge, when Lady Kat whirls past on the green cigar-smoking horse, and the vacuum cleaner is distracted trying to clean up all the ash falling from the end of the cigar.</i><BR><BR>Keep it distracted! Everyone – make some mess!<BR><BR>*picks up Sir Don and starts shaking him around so that ash from his cigar flies everywhere. There is a loud <b>BOOM</b> as one of the looneys gets the hand grenades Ldy Kat wanted*<BR><BR>Alas! Poor loony! I knew him well!<BR><BR>*Mak tries to point out that she didn’t know him from purple lampshade, and receives a clout around the ears for his efforts*<BR>
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Postby Muad-Dib » Thu Feb 13, 2003 7:46 pm

It <u>IS</u> you guys! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>There was this one universe where everyone stood there and blinked. Out of all of the 42 dimensions i've been to recently this is the best! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib finds that he is talking to himself (as usual)<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0> because the others have gone to kill the vacuum.*<BR><BR>Oh yeah, we have a crisis <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*Muad-Dib and all of the loonies run into the dark room with Maria. The vacuum zipped out and the door slammed closed. Everyone ran at the door and found that it wasn't there anymore.*<BR><BR>Hey! What's going on!<BR><BR>*Suddenly the lights come on and they appear to be in a swamp. The scene flickers and they are in a room with yellow lines, it flickers again and they are back in the swamp. A small green thing hobbles up leaning on a stick.*<BR><BR>Uh oh. I think that we're in Themedes <b>SECRET HOLLODECK</b> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>the green thing hobbles up and says something about power, Vader and the force, in a barely understandable voice</i><BR><BR>And it's stuck on Star Wars! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby MeganBaggins » Thu Feb 13, 2003 8:48 pm

<i>Megan listenes intently to the green guy, now identified as Yoda. When he finally stops his chatter, Megan decides to try to talk to him.</i><BR><BR>"From middle earth we are, help us you can?"<BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:53 pm

<i>*LadyKat, Sir Don, the horse, and the vaccum are the only ones not trapped in the holo room. Sir Don, dizzy from the shaking Lotrgrrrl gave him, is explaining to a doorstop that the rings of Saturn are all Themedes' imagination. The horse, with LadyKat still clinging to his head, is galloping around chanting, "cigars, cigars, want more cigars." Thinking itself rid of the loonies, an evil, mechanical chuckle escapes from the vaccum as it tries to find a way out of the cellar.*</i><BR><BR>Stop! Halt! Cease! Desist! WHOA, you stupid horse!!<BR><BR><i>*The horse stops suddenly, and LadyKat goes flying off, crashing into a table full of chemicals, dropping her leaf fan. While the vaccum is busy cleaning up the mess, she leaps onto a rafter to be out of it's reach. The horse picks up her fan, rolls it into a cylinder and promply begins to smoke it. Jumping from one rafter to another, LadyKat makes her way across the cellar to the holo room door.*</i><BR><BR>Gotta let the others out. We have to stick together...unite to fight this evil enemy...besides, they never gave me my pudding pops.<BR><BR><i>*The horse is undergoing a strange metamorphasis. The fan-leaf is causing him to change....two more legs appear, with knees that bend in either direction, his tail becomes long, scaly and spiked, an extra head appears with long, floppy ears like that of a Basset hound, his two separate necks elongate like that of a giraffe. His eyes--all eight of them--throw off green/yellow/blue/red sparks as they rotate in opposite directions.<BR><BR>"Wonderful smoke, my dear" the former horse says, both heads smiling at LadyKat. "Allow me to help you free your friends" With that, he sends his spiked tail smashing against the lock on the door.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby EntwifeLost » Sat Feb 15, 2003 8:57 pm

<b>New Guilds are on the Rise!! </b> AND YOURS IS ONE OF THEM!! <BR><BR>Even though I know its not new…just a second coming….please post your title and description.....<BR><BR>With this current list being over 100…there are just as many NEW GUILDS on the Rise at Tolkien Online! The List needs YOU!!! List your New Guild with a title and description at the following thread….<BR><a target=new href="http:// http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhiteco ... adid=20241 ">http:// http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhiteco ... adid=20241 </a><BR><BR>“THE LIST” Serving the Guilds at TORC since June 25, 2001 <BR><BR>Ent-Smiles <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0> <BR>
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