Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby Eoywen » Sun Feb 16, 2003 12:52 am

Oh...Im soooooo confused!!!!!!! I've never read/seen Star Wars, and I have no idea what Megan just said! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0> Oh well! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>*Sees a spiky tail shaped dent in the door, then another, then the tail breaks through.The horse sticks his head in and looks around. Unable to find any cigars, it looses intrest and wanders away, allowing the loonies a chance to excape, wehn tehy are stopped by the little green dude*<BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Mon Feb 17, 2003 9:09 pm

<i>(Has someone done the post thing Enty requires? *hands the job over to Themedes* - All responsibility goes direct to the management <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> )</i><BR><BR>Power, what power? The only power we know of is INSANITY! Go back to slime that spawned you, little green martian dude! We'll have no adversaries here!<BR><i>*swipes the Un-Realifier & Ultimate Insanifir at the apparently-Yoda's head*</i> but it passes straight through the hologram, making it flicker & crackle. Yet the image persists. An evil grin creeps onto lotrgrrrl's face, and she knows just what to do...<BR><i>*sneaks away to lure the vaccuum cleaner out of its path of cleanliness with a trail of licorice allsorts*</i><BR>The vaccuum cleaner follows the trail, sucking noisily, and finds itself at the feet of the hollogram, who is dripping slime everywhere. With a suck & a slurp, the hollogram disappears in a whirl of electrical energy, pronouncing doom on all munchkin-owning grrrl's.<BR><BR>But the vaccuum cleaner still remains....<BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:28 am

*Sits on the couch and thinks hard. Suddenly a loud pop is heard and smoke pours out Elle's ears* AH-HA!!! I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>We overload it's censors!!!!! make such a mess, that it doesnt know what to do with it!!!!! Thus, overloading it and causing it to explode!!!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> <BR>*Starts breaking stuff and cluttering the floors* <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Wed Feb 19, 2003 1:21 pm

<i>Waking suddenly out of a terribly frightening sane dream</i><BR><BR>Cabbages!! Sausage monkeys!!! Angry atomic caterpillars!!! Aaaarggghhhh!!!!!<BR><BR><i> During the outburst she had unfortunately leaped up and cantered round the room like a hasty ent who had just drink 15 gallons of guiness and tumbled through the large hole in the floor into the deep dark of the swamp</i><BR><BR>Oooo!!! Cool slimy green mud! My favourite! <i> She paddles round for a while before noticing a malicious hover antagonising some grubby looking loonies</i><BR><BR>Oh my poor loony dears!! You really haven't mastered the repellation of all particles so you emerge clean and beautiful from any adventure yet have you?! Good thing too- them savage loony-hating alter-egos of ours can smell a clean loony a mile off so roll in the mud quick. And hears how you overload the censors of an evil hoover!!<BR><BR><i> Emitting a high pitched squeal heard only by loonies, dolphins and rare purple swamp alligators she does a complicated highland fling while standing on her head </i><BR><BR>All together now!!!<BR><BR><i> unbeknown to the loonies, the rare purple swamp alligators close in around them </i>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:52 pm

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHdo you're ears hang low, do they wobble too and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow..."<BR><BR><i>As the raucous singing of lotrgrrl carries across the swamp, she proceeds to douse herself in mud and slime, and splash it against the whie walls of the hollodeck for the vaccuum cleaner. The evil hoover tries to suck up the mess, but the nature of the beastie means it just gets spread around. The temperature gauge on the hoover begins to rise uncomfortably high...</i><BR><BR>"can youuuu toss them over your shoulder like a loonious soldier, do your eeeears, haaaaang..."<BR><BR><i>A purple alligator tries to nibble on lotrgrrrl's toes as she dances and splashes through the swamp, but Mak rises to the occasion and boots it in the snout, gibbering fiercly in munchkin and shaking his fist.</i>
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Postby syde » Thu Feb 20, 2003 4:54 am

<b>Loony</b><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>i'm pretty new on TORC but people around the board keep calling me crazy so I saw this guild and thought let have a look</i><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>Meaglin can confirm the above statement <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0></i>
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Postby MeganBaggins » Thu Feb 20, 2003 3:18 pm

Seeing that the vaccume was beginning to malfunction, Megan decideds to add her own song to the rest. And sooo, jumping around in the muck and mud, Megan begins to sing one of Bilbo Bagginses favorite songs(with her own added twist that is)<BR><BR><i>sing hey! For the mud bath at close of day<BR>that washes the weary clean away!<BR>A loon is he that will not sing:<BR>O! mud and muck is a noble thing! <BR><BR>O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,<BR>and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;<BR>but better than rain or rippling streams<BR>is wet dirt hot that smokes and steams.<BR><BR>O! Water cold we may pour at need<BR>down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;<BR>but better is Beer, if drinks we lack,<BR>and icky mud all down the back.<BR> <BR>O! Water is fair that leaps on high<BR>in a fountain white beneath the sky;<BR>but never did fountain sound so sweet<BR>as splashing green slime with my feet!"</i><BR><BR>Take that Machine of Morgoth!!!! YAAAAH!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby Eoywen » Fri Feb 21, 2003 1:04 am

*Sees the vacuum start to smoke*<BR>Woah! keep singing!!!!!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <BR>*Throws a mudball at Megan and dives behind a swamp tree, landing on a gator* oh hello there! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:00 am

<i>As the loonies' singing reaches an amazing crescendo the hover begins to vibrate at a certain frequency which makes purple alligators hallucinate</i><BR><BR>Whew! Highland flinging is quite tiring! <i> Ciara flops into a convenient deck chair that hovers over the slime</i><BR><BR>Monkeys live in mud-huts<BR>Aliens live in hungry trees<BR>Chinchillas like to munch on Yodas<BR>And rare purple alligators eat knees<BR><BR><i> Coming to the end of the "song," ciara realises that she's inside a purple alligator, who thought she was a yoda due to the halucinations</i><BR><BR>Oh no!! Now I'm going to have to change my song! <i> Bursts into frighteningly, gorilla-howl-like tears </i>
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Postby MeganBaggins » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:43 am

Megan was just about to begin another round of song when suddenly, a large mud ball hits her in the ear. <BR>Looking around, she is just in time to see Eoywen disappear behind a tree. Picking up her mud soaked skirts, Megan makes her way over to the tree. She is about to plaster Eoywen with green pond scum when she sees the purple Gator.<BR><BR><i> Oooooooo! A purple crock...umm...maybe I can hit him with a rock…and then he would be out of stock...so don't knock my Smock or I'll clean your clock!"<BR><BR>Megan begins to rhyme uncontrollably and soon begins to bounce around the swamp, looking and sounding alot like Tom Bombadil.<BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Feb 26, 2003 9:08 pm

<i>*frowns and pouts*</i> "Hey! Where'd you get yellow boots from!" <i>Grabs Megan and tries to wrestle the Tom Bombadill boots off her. Mud flies everywhere as they grapple through the slime, and for some reason Megan keeps trying to sing during the process <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>The hoover emits a small whine, reaches out to suck off a bit of goo that splattered onto its back through the sportsmanlike behaviour being displayed by lotrgrrrl (ie wrestling in the mud and threatening to hit Megan with a baseball bat if she doesn't hand over a yellow boot this instant), and promptly explodes into hot, pointy bits of plastic that for some reason seem magnetised towards the purple crocs.<BR><BR>In the sudden silence and stillness, disturbed only by lotrgrrrl's screams of <i>"We wantsss it! Must *grunt* have the precioussss bootssessss!"</i>, crying is heard.<BR>The other loonies turn to see that it is coming from inside a purple crocodile-come-porcupine (if you had bits of vacuum cleaner protruding from your skin, you wouldn't look pretty either).<BR>There is mass-hysteria, in which the crocodile is severely whumped, but all that happens is that Ciara gets rather squashed inside of it.<BR><BR>Then, from the muddiest depths of the hollodecks, a khaki light appears... it's Steve! The Croc Hunter!</i><BR><BR>"Crikey! I've never seen such purple crocs before. Look at the colour of them! And them teeth! And those bits of plastic protruding from their backs! That ones making some sort of crying noise - let's see if we can get a closer look!"<BR><BR><i>The croc hunter sneaks towards the ciara-croc, seemingly oblivous of the muddy loonies surrounding it... and suddenly </i><b>POUNCES</b><i> catching the croc in a hiemlich manouver.<BR><BR>As lotrgrrrl triumphantly stands with one yellow boot held proudly in her hand, Ciara is unceremoniously regurgitated into some rushes.</i><BR>"Ewwwww. What happened to you?"<BR><BR>(OOC: great adapted song Megan! lol.<BR>And welcome syde - though I fail to see what is young about you.)
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Postby Night » Wed Feb 26, 2003 11:05 pm

*clears throat*<BR><BR>GREETINGS!<BR><BR>I'm Night, ruler of the Orkney Islands, come to join the insanity. That is as long as self-worshipers, shizos and OCDers are welcome.
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Postby syde » Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:37 am

Thanx LOTRgrrrrl<BR>I guess I lost my newbbie status when I became a Rider <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>dances around the room singing I'm a rider, I'm a rider <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> sorry still a bit excited about it <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0></i>
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Postby Themedes » Sun Mar 02, 2003 2:46 am

<i>*Teleports to the scene accompanied by blinding flash*</i><BR><BR>Welcome Night and congrats syde.<BR><BR>Has anyone seen my slippers? I think I have to send you all to do another quest. Yes! A quest I say! Oh wait. Here they are. Thanks.<BR><BR>Oh, and this is my new friend that I met in the parallel universe of Tic-Tac-Toe. Blinding Flash, meet the loonies. Loonies, Blinding Flash. Don´t ask about his name. It´s a... <i>personal</i> matter.<BR><BR>Ooooh I feel like brewing some atomic coffee right now. Mix in some glyserin for added flavor...<BR><BR>Hrm. Why is the warning light for the holodeck burning? Please tell me noone went in there. It´s set for "maximum carnage". Which is BAD. And don´t ask me why I had that setting installed. Even I don´t know!<BR><BR>Whew. What a mess.<BR><BR>Oh right. Coffee.<BR><BR><i>*Walks into the kitchen while humming "I´m going slightly mad" by Queen*</i>
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Postby MeganBaggins » Sun Mar 02, 2003 1:46 pm

<i>Megan lets out a shreik as one of her beloved yellow boots is taken by lotrgrrrl</i><BR><BR>OH YEAH!!! FINE!!! *singing* Hey Megan Baggins, she's a merry fellow; Bright blue her JACKET is and her BOOT is yellow!!!!<BR><BR><i> Megan Wriggles free from lotrgrrrl's grasp, one of the yellow boots still on her foot, and begins to jump around the slimy swamp once again (this time on only one foot)<BR>But soon stops short at the sight of Steve and the crocodile.</i><BR><BR>ITS THE CROC HUNTER!<BR><BR><i>Megan smiles exitedly and pulls out a little book and a pen. going up behind Steve, Megan ventures a question:</i><BR><BR>May I have your autograph sir?<BR><BR><i>Steve absentmindedly signs Megan's book while still going on about the strange purple croc.</i><BR><BR>THBBBBTH!!! *sticks out tongue* I have the crocodile hunter's autograph!!!!
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:46 am

<i>*Pulls on the yellow boot she has managed to acquire*</i><BR><BR>"Oh yeah! Well I don't care! It's not as if he's Crocodile Dundee! ...and that blue jacket does nothing for the slime highlights in your hair."<BR><BR><i>*as she hops off in a huff, creating lurvley squelchy noises, (the fact that syde is dancing around and also singing loudly does not help the situation) she misses the voice of Paul Hogan echoing from the pit of a purple croc's stomach "Somebody mention my name?"*</i><BR><BR>(Welcome Night! *hands Night a mirror* - now you can talk to your reflection instead of just to yourself <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> )
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Postby syde » Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:54 am

<i>Syde still singing and hopping around the room when she sees a weird looking frog ew what is it ?????? remembers something about posiness frogs and starts running down the guild screaming <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> bumps in on the humming Lotrgrrrrll <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> Help me. HELP ME. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> </i>
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Postby Night » Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:06 pm

Thank you! *looks at her most gorgeous reflection*<BR><BR>I think it's time we got a haircut.<BR><b>But Night, remember we're trying to grow it out!</b><BR>Ah but we don't want split ends, do we?<BR><b>*sigh* oh you're right, as usual.</b><BR>Don't take that tone with me! It's not MY fault I got the logicaly side of Night's personality.<BR><b>*mutters* too bad you got the ego too</b><BR>Excuse me!<BR><b>You heard me.</b><BR>No actually I didn't<BR><b>How can that be? We're using the same ears aren't we?</b><BR>Actually I've got the right one and you've got the left.<BR><b>Oh does that mean I have the left eye too?</b><BR>No we share eyes<BR><b>Well that's doesn't make any sense.</b><BR>Yes it does. You just don't have the logic to see it. Understand?<BR><b>No.</b><BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Mar 05, 2003 10:38 pm

(night - lol! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> )<BR><BR><i>Falls over backwards into the mud as a screaming syde bulldozers into her</i><BR>"Hey! What's the big idea? Oh, the poisonous leapfrogs? Pfff, no problem."<BR><i>Turns to Mak, letting his leash out a little looser.</i><BR>"Mak - wheeeeeere's the frog? huh? huh?! Wheeere is it?"<BR><i>Mak bounces about, slavering, before racing off in the direction of the frog.</i><BR>"Thanks for pointing the frog out. I might have had to feed Mak myself otherwise. He loves them, though they do have that unfortunate side effect of sloppy joints on him. It's the poison you know, it just seems to temporarily disarm the muscular system. But after a few days of being dragged about on the leash by his neck, he can usually crawl tolerably well."<BR><i>Sits down and starts picking the affectionate dandelions, so that screams echo around the holodeck as she twists and tears their stems, and then blows them into the sweat-filled air</i><BR>poof poof poof! tiddley widdley widdley!<BR><BR>... so... why are you called Blinding Flash? (well <i>someone</i> had to ask!)
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Postby MeganBaggins » Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:15 pm

<i>Megan stands on one foot for a while, fuming at the insinuation that her jacket does not match her highlights. Soon, however, she gets over it and begins to hop around in search of another yellow boot. She searches for a long time, pulling various boots out of the swamp, but never a yellow one.</i><BR><BR>Fine then *sniff* I will just have to wear ONE boot FOREVER!!!<BR><BR>*<i> pouts </i>*<BR><BR>Oooh....waaaait a minute!!! I know what to do!!!<BR><BR><i>Megan smiles an evil smile <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> as she brings her right hand closer to her face. She then begins to wipe the mud off of it with a reed. After getting most of the muck out, Megan grins triumphantly and holds her hand above her head.</i><BR><BR>Witness the power of CORENRANA!! Evil lotrgrrrl!!!<BR><BR><i>a blue light begins to shoot from Megan's hand; small at first, then growing larger. In a matter of seconds, a flash of blinding blue lightning smites the air and Megan stands, holding aloft not just her Ring, but her other yellow boot.</i><BR><BR>Naah naah naah naah naaaaaah!!!<BR>Take that!!!<BR><BR><i>Now contented, Megan resumes her wild rhyming.</i><BR>
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Postby syde » Thu Mar 06, 2003 12:43 am

wow <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> thanks Lotrgrrrll So Mak is really going to be ok ????? <BR><i>sees mak losing control over his body and sliding in weird position through the guild <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0></i><BR><BR>So you have found you're yellow boot Megan <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> BRAVO <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><i>starts to applause</i><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> See if I can find myself some nice red ones <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> So they definately don't match the colour of my eyes<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>begans to search in the boot swamp singing a little song that Elmo of Sesamy street use to sing <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0></i>
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Postby Night » Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:28 pm

<b>So if you eat a donut is the hole still there?</b><BR>That's it! I can't work with such stupidity! You are driving me insane!<BR><b>Darling you're already insane, you at us, we're talking to a reflection.</b><BR>You're the only reason I'm insane! I hate you! Go away!<BR><b>Hey just because it worked for Gollum doesn't mean it's going to work for you.</b><BR>Arg!<BR><BR>*Night breaks mirror*<BR><BR><b>Look what you've done! Seven years bad luck!</b><BR>Oh you don't believe in such rubbish do you?<BR><b>We'd better fix it.</b><BR>Ha!<BR><b>Anybody around here have a needle?</b><BR>You can't sew glass together, you lunatic!<BR><b>Just watch me. Needle? Anybody?</b><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:11 am

***OOC---Hail and well met, my fellow loonies! Nice to see the newcomers. Sorry I haven't been around lately, but as I've said before, I don't have a home PC, so I sneak posts at work and school. Unfortunately I haven't been going to either since I slipped on the ice 2 weeks ago and broke my right arm. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0><BR>It was a bad break---needed surgery to repair. It's hard to type with one hand, but I'll try to come up with some lovely looniness and post it Monday. Keep the loony vibes humming! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> ***<BR><BR>LK
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:23 am

Bless you my dear Kat who is a Lady of wondrous looniosity!!! If you wish for your arm to recover you must sing "sausages live in drainpipes" backwards 56.9 times while accompanied by a whominoose playing a fiddle.<BR><BR><i> wandering away she steps on a small, orange, hedgehog with a monkeys limbs and a lions head </i><BR><BR>Ooops! there goes the last whominoose! Guess you'll just hafta do it the old-fashioned sane way... Sorry!!!<BR><BR><i> Watching the sandwiches nightmare that is the loony infested swamp, Ciara absently licks some purple croc bile off her ear</i><BR><BR>Hmmm...not bad! i could make a fortune outta this stuff!! <i> she sprouts a croc tail</i> Hmmm...a few side effects.. what the hey!<BR><BR><i> Grabbing a particularly large and nasty lookin croc Ciara begins to sell her wares</i><BR><BR>Roll up roll up get ya croc bile here!! Pound a pound!! Bargain price!!
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Mon Mar 10, 2003 5:50 pm

Since when was the air ring of the Wandering Spirit a boot-fetcher?<BR><i>lotrgrrrl's bottom lip begins to quiver as she sits in the mud, daffodowndillies squashed beneath her, staring disconsolantly at her bootless foot. The quiver grows until her whole chin is shaking. She throws her head back and a loud wail crashes through the holodeck's atmosphere.</i><BR>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<BR>She stole my Tom-boot!<BR><i>*Starts thrashing around, kicking at screaming & thumping the apparently lifeless Mak, who is unable to move but who's eyes bulge as each thump squishes his innards into his head*<BR>Wiping the tears away and regaining her countenance, lotrgrrrl sits up.</i><BR>So it's a ring war you want, ay? FINE!<BR><BR><i>Spits on Ithilmîr and polishes the moonstone against her shirt.<BR>The stone begins to swirl with various shades of black, and with a bang, small black sparks fly out to land around the hollodeck. The Tom-boots no longer emit happiness and an urge to sing in rhyme, and instead thunk about with the weight of leaden soles, and emit the most depressing of moods.<BR><BR>"Roll up roll up get ya croc bile here!! Pound a pound!! Bargain price!!"<BR><BR>Forgetting about rings and boots, lotrgrrl pulls herself up out of the mud and races over, shoving her way through the crowd.</i><BR><BR>Ooooo! Ooo! Me! Me! *bounce bounce* *waves arms madly* I wantssss some!<BR><BR>(*shakes head* Loonies - always wanting the next thing these days. In <i>my</i> time...)<BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:32 am

<i>*The transformed horse is busily peeling wallpaper from the wall, rolling it up, and smoking it with one head, while the other head regals LadyKat with tales of the effect of sunspots on marching fish, and the merits of Purple Panther Paste over Oatmeal Ooze. Bored, LadyKat falls asleep on the rafters as the mayhem in the holodeck room spills out into the rest of the cellar. Oblivious to the singing, exploding vaccum cleaners, and croc wrestling, LadyKat snoozes on, when suddenly a tiny, microscopic gnat buzzes past her ear.*</i><BR><BR>WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?? <BR><BR><i>*Leaping to her feet, she looks down at the mud-slinging Battle of the Boots, the frog-eating munchkin, and the mad loony rush to buy Ciara's croc bile.*</i><BR><BR>Whew! What a relief! Everything's normal. I had this weird dream that someone was telling me to do something sane...sounded like Ciara...<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat notices the former horse drawing something on the wall. Jumping off the rafter, she strolls over to investigate. It's a picture of a car, a 3.2 liter Ferrari with dual carbs, mag wheels, and torsion band suspension.*</i><BR><BR>Hey, cool car! Can I drive?<BR><BR><i>*Both heads nodding and smiling in unison, the horse hands her the keys. LadyKat flings herself into the drivers seat, Maria yelling "shotgun" jumps into the passenger seat.*</i><BR><BR>C'mon, everyone! <i>(waves to other loonies)</i> <BR>Let's open this baby up and see what she can do!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby MeganBaggins » Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:44 pm

<i>Megan glares at lotrgrrrl as a black and depressed mood settles over her.</i><BR><BR>Since when was the light ring of the Wandering Spirit a boot-fetcher? SINCE ALWAYS!!! How can one wander without ones boots? huh?!?<BR><BR><i>Megan yells.</i><BR><BR>And what did you do to my boots? I feel like jumping off a bridge into a lake of lava right now! Oh well, it matters not.... CORENRANA TO THE RESCUE!! DA DA DA DAAAAA!!!<BR><BR><i>Holding her ring above her head, Megan whispers a magic incantation, a blue mist emits from Corenrana and lifts Megan's spirit high above the depression coming from her beloved boots.<BR>Megan is about to burst into triumphant song, when she realizes that her voice is gone.</i><BR><BR>*crap*<BR><BR><i> she thinks to herself.</i><BR><BR>*Something must have gone wrong with my Ring, so that it lifted not just my spirit, but my vocals as well*<BR><BR><i>Megan looks up towards the ceiling, and sees her spirit hovering among the rafters.</i><BR><BR>*Maybe...if I can jump into the rafters, I can catch my voice.*<BR><BR><i>Megan begins to jump around the swamp again, but this time not for jolliness sake, she has a mission!</i><BR>
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Postby Night » Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:27 pm

*Night picks up an electric drill*<BR><BR><b>See now we just drill a small hole into each of the broken pieces then tie some string to the holes and voila! good as new!</b><BR>Oh shut up and get on with it so I can go into hysterics, laughing at your stupidity!<BR><b>It's now wonder I'm the side with no self-confidence, you're away bring me down.</b><BR><BR>*Drills some holes into the glass and ties all the pieces together*<BR><BR><b>There! You can't pick it up easily but I still got all the pieces attached!</b><BR>Pfft! What use is that piece of waste! It barely even works as a mirror, what was the point.<BR><b>Well at least we don't have seven years bad luck</b><BR>Just stop talking now before you embarass me.<BR><b>Quoi? Quoi? Je ne peux pas parler anglais!</b><BR>You know I don't understand French, stop it!<BR><b>Quoi? Quoi? Tu es nullos? Je seulement comprend le français!</b>
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Postby Eoywen » Sat Mar 15, 2003 12:30 am

Yay! A mission! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> I have to get ready!!!<BR>*Grabs some supplies and moves to follow, then sees Lk's ride*<BR>Hmmmmmm...niiiice <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>*Hops in the back with LotrGrl and makes sure all loonies are present before Lk guns the engine and races off*<BR>Woo hoo! Where should we go!? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR>( YAY! 1,000 posts! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> )
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Postby ciaratheorceater » Sat Mar 15, 2003 2:07 pm

Owwwww!!! <BR><BR><i> Ciara glances up from a heap in the floor. The loonys, in their excitement over the bile, trampled her into the ground, and now her joints all bend both ways </i><BR><BR>Aaaargh!! Damn excitable fellows! <BR><BR><i> She gulps down the last carton of bile and sprouts some rather lengthy fangs. All over the place loonys acquire various pieces of croc anatomy. One greedy loony actually turns into a croc, much to the amusement of the others. They start poking him with sticks, until a few loonys find themselves dismembered</i><BR><BR>Aaaah!! Havoc! Mayhem! Sheer beauteous chaos!! <BR><BR><i> Hearing a loud revving sound Ciara bounds towards the car, slightly hampered by the heavy trail that trils in the grime, picking up all sorts of little critters</i><BR><BR>Lets hit the road! proceed into the misty depths of unknown loonydom! Go where no insanos have gone before!<BR><BR><i>She finds herself staring at a dust-cloud, with the loony-filled car quickly vanishing into the distance</i><BR><BR>Wait!! You forgot me! Or... maybe...maybe you did it on purpose? Maybe you hate me? You hate me? So its true!!<BR><BR><i>Ciara hides in a cupboard from the growing paranoia that everything in the room hates her, and that the trees have fangs, and also from a scary wallpaper-smoking horse</i><BR><BR>help...
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