Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity (2nd Coming)

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Postby Goldberri007 » Sat Mar 15, 2003 8:32 pm

*grins stupidly, starts to drool*<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>YUCK!!!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><BR><BR>EUREKA!!!!!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>I have found it! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Hey guys! It took me FOREVER to figure out where this thread had got to! L<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>L!<BR><BR>*waves*<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>I'm special.<BR><BR>~Goldie<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>
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Postby Geek55 » Sat Mar 15, 2003 10:05 pm

ummm..........sure GB...<BR><BR>I like balloons, do you mind?<BR><BR>*brings in balloons that squish everyone, well, almost everyone, in ways that they have never been squished before...all into one complete compact room, too! WOW!*<BR><BR>I also like pancakes....do you mind?<BR><BR>*Brings in 28 frying pans, 52 boxes of Bisquik, 39 spatulas, and 45 hotplates, along with a truck full of water...*<BR><BR>Now this should get interesting....<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby syde » Sun Mar 16, 2003 12:52 pm

<i>Sees Megan jump to get up in the rafters <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> luckelly her new red boots have inspecteur gadjet qualities and she flies up in the rafters in know time to catch megans voice <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> This little thingy here is it <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> let's try it out <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> begins to sing................. mmm this sound quiet nice actually I think I might just keep it <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0></i><BR><BR><i>Sees the ballons barging in on the room. go syde go and on her red boots appears a neal. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> let blow up some of those balloons. Flies wildy though the room breaking the balloons until she hears the word pancakes <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> </i>
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Postby MeganBaggins » Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:52 pm

<i>Megan sees syde jump up into the rafters and silently laughs happily as syde catches her voice. however, at the mention of her friend KEEPING her voice, Megan opens her mouth to yell in protest...but alas. Flustered, Megan pulls a muddy notebook and pen from her blue jacket. Quickly she writes: GIVE ME BACK MY VOICE...PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby syde » Mon Mar 17, 2003 1:23 am

<i>Flies down to Meggan to read her writing. Then realised that she is forgotten how to read </i><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Ow well Meggan darling, why don't you tell me what's on your mind <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>Meggan begins to preform a little play to make the answer clear to Syde</i><BR><BR>Uhm very good Meggan, didn't know you liked theather but you wanted a pancake <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>gives Meggan a pancake and doesn't notice meggans disappointed face</i><BR><BR>Enjoy <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Mar 17, 2003 8:05 am

<i>*The loonies pile into the car, jamming themselves in any which way. Mak and Moonbeam growl at each other, vieing for a window seat. Maria turns the radio up to maximum volume, blasting out "Honky Tonk Woman." LadyKat revvs the motor, shifts to fourth gear, floors it, and pops the clutch. Tires squealing, the car zooms off.*</i><BR><BR>WOO-HOO!! This rocks! OK, Ciara, which way do we go? Ciara? CIARA?!<BR><BR><i>*Looking back, LadyKat sees that she has accidentally left Ciara behind. Hanging a U-turn on two wheels, she zips back to pick up her friend.*</i><BR><BR>Ciara, come out of that cupboard. We need you to navigate. Don't worry about the horse, he's cool. <BR><BR><i>*LadyKat throws the car instruction book at a fanged tree, while the mutated horse smiles, nods both of it's heads, smokes a feather duster, and draws more pictures.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby MariaHobbit » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:23 pm

<BR><i>*As the LadyKat zooms the car back and forth, Maria clings to the huge shotgun mounted to the door next to her seat. It swings back and forth wildly and goes off with every swerve and bump! Hit a bump: </i>BOOOOM!<i>(all the leaves drop from a nearby shrub) Wild U-turn to go back and get Ciara: </i>BOOM!<i> (a "NO U-TURNS" sign is blasted to smithereens)<BR><BR>Skid to a stop: </i>BOOM! <i> The mailbox in front of the loony house suddenly develops a much needed ventilation system.<BR><BR>Ciara hops in the car, which obligingly makes another seat for her. * </i><BR><BR>WOOO HOOOOOOOOO! We are good to go. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> All loonies present and accounted for.... those with split personalities are hereby counted twice! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>*LadyKat once again peels out and the loonie group is off on another adventure. *</i> BOOM!!!!<BR><BR>
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Postby Geek55 » Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:21 pm

<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0> My precious balloons! All...gone...!<BR><BR>*Sobs unconsolably*
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Postby Night » Mon Mar 17, 2003 8:44 pm

<b>Hey Night did you ever notice all these people here?</b><BR>Of course I did you nimwit!<BR><b>Who are they? How did they get here?</b><BR>You think I know! Don't talk to them.<BR><BR>*night looks over at Geek55 who seem upset over balloons*<BR><BR><b>I've got some red balloons if you want some.</b><BR>Shut up Night! They might talk back! What if they attack us?<BR><b>Well we can blame it on you for giving them the idea, dorkwad</b>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:31 am

"but my croc bile!" <i>lotrgrrrl wails as she is snatched up into the car before she can reach ciara</i><BR>But upon turning around and seeing the mayhem ensued from croc bile, including disfigured customers being dismembered by a particularly good transformer, decides that she <i>really</i> missed out, and would have raced back had<BR>a) the speed at which Lady K was driving not been rather daunting but more importantly<BR>b) the child locks on the doors.<BR><BR>*cops a mouthful of faether-duster smoke in her mouth as the loonies chuck a U-ey*<BR>"Hey horse! Put that out would you? Don't you know smoking kills?"<BR><i>her point is proven as Lady K, blinded by the smoke, runs over a few mutant loonies and Night's sewn mirror</i><BR><BR>present and accounted for? I hope they all are - if not, looks like there'll be a fight over Syde's red boots <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR>((*oggles Maria's sig pic* - *wolf whistles* ver-ry nice! Did the figurines come from the lotr chess board? What's it made of? How long did it take?))
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Postby MariaHobbit » Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:50 am

(((OOC: the little metal figurines are sold at hobby shops and are intended (I think) to be elaborately painted and used in some sort of LOTR strategy game. Unpainted, they are perfect as Monopoly pieces! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> My daughter made the game. She started it last summer and just now finished. She quit on it for a long, long time.... but, I think with designing and all she probably put about a weeks worth of work into it. The board is just a stiff, foam board we got at a craft store, and all the pictures and money and cards are printed out on our computer using images she found on the internet. She copied a lot of the design elements from a regular Monopoly board, of course. Then she covered the whole thing with plastic laminate, and put electrical tape around the edges. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> More than you wanted to know, right? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>)))
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Wed Mar 26, 2003 10:40 pm

((OOC: Not at all <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> thankyou for being so comprehensive in your answer!<BR>Hmm.. this thread is being very quiet, but unfortunately I am very tired and feeling drained of insanity - not at all up to inspiring further loonious activity.<BR>*many people gasping in horror "Oh no!"*<BR><BR>(actually, I lie - I am just hoarding it all up rather than sharing it so that I can *da da da dumm* TAKE OVER THE WORLD! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> )<BR><BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25 – happy birthday Vana!<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) ...by the way - anyone want to go on a date with Guru?<BR>~Híril – Fantasy Warrior (currently under negotiations for reopening)<BR>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:27 am

<BR>Do you suppose wars make people less loony?<BR><BR>
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Postby MeganBaggins » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:18 pm

Hard to say...though I have found myself in a less loony mood of late. *sigh* <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0>
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Postby Eoywen » Sun Mar 30, 2003 2:10 am

*Stands up through open top as Lk whips the car back and forth and does doughnuts* ( I'm just imagining my own car in my head, I forgot what we were driving! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> ) *Leans up near the drivers seat* Umm... where we goin? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Edit : i just found page 6! oops.. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> <BR>(( My dog's snoring! he he he! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> ))
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:00 am

It's a Ferrari, Elle, a Ferrari!<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat continues to speed around the manor and do doughnuts in the front yard.*</i><BR><BR>Don't know where we're going----ask Ciara, she's navigating.<BR><BR><i>*Ciara is looking out the back window stringing beads together and reciting her own version of "The Jabberwocky."*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Eoywen » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:27 pm

Oh, I knew that! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0><BR>Ciara? Do we have a destination? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR>A jabba-wha? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0>
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Postby MariaHobbit » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:02 am

<BR>I know that one by heart! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>Twas brillig and the slithy toves <BR>did gire and gimble in the wabe.<BR>All mimsy were the borogroves<BR>and the momraths outgrabe.<BR><BR>Beware the Jabberwock, my son<BR>the jaws that bite <BR>the claws that snatch<BR>Beware the Jub jub bird<BR>and the frumious bandersnatch!<BR><BR>He took his vorpal sword in hand,<BR>long time the manxome foe he sought-<BR>till rested he by the tumtum tree<BR>and stood a while in thought.<BR><BR>And as in uffish thought he stood<BR>the Jabberwock with eyes of flame<BR>came wiffling through the tulgy wood<BR>and burbled as it came.<BR><BR>One, two! One, two! and through and through!<BR>The vorpal blade went snicker snack!<BR>He left it dead and with it's head<BR>he came gallumphing back.<BR><BR>And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?<BR>Come to my arms my beamish boy!<BR>O Frabjoulus day, caloo, callay! <BR>He chortled in his joy.<BR><BR>Twas brillig and the slithy toves <BR>did gire and gimble in the wabe.<BR>All mimsy were the borogroves<BR>and the momraths outgrabe.</i><BR><BR>Ya know, I could have saved time just finding the thing online and cutting and pasting! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>I'm getting dizzy from the doughnuts! <b>BOOM!</b> the shot gun goes off again.<BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:55 am

Beware of dizzy, donut-eating Jabberwocks!!<BR><BR>WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!<BR><BR><i>*LadyKat is getting a bit dizzy herself. The mutated horse goes zipping past on a trolly car, singing "follow, follow, follow me!" Whipping the car around, LK goes speeding after him.*</i><BR><BR>HEY! Wait for us!!<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:24 pm

<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> Hello all, and notice the <b>Newbie</b><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>was waiting to see if there was a place like this<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> <BR>so general insanity is on the docket for today hun? well well hmmm...i'm not sure what to say, and that's actually surprising. maybe i just need to meet everyone first<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> <BR>Wher's everyone from????????<BR><BR>Will not except the following answers:<BR>1.Hell, <BR>2.your bum or<BR>3.pensilvania <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>good mental health<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR>ciao<BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:26 pm

<BR>spelt Pennsylvania wrong <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif"border=0>, see already off to a bad start<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0> <BR><BR>
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Postby Ladykat » Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:00 pm

***OOC--welcome Tari. Say "loony" and enter. You might want to read the first few pages to see what we're on about. Or just dive right in. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> ***<BR><BR>LK
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:43 pm

<b>LOONY!!</b><BR>So what's happening in this place anyways? I read the first couple pages but i don't really have time to read through all the pages. so i figure i'll just jump in. seems like this place is just a bunch of mad ramblings anyways<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> ah, sweet blissful ramblings<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>You're all pretty quiet for an insanity forum though....<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET!!!!!!!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari<BR>
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Postby lotrgrrrl » Thu Apr 03, 2003 1:23 am

<i>Mak! How many times do I have to tell you - keep your hands inside the car, dammit!</i><BR><BR>Quiet?<BR>Fresh insanity - mwah ha ha haaa!<BR>*pounces on Tari and drags her over the tow-bar and into the crowded back seat of the ferrari*<BR>Do join in the ride my dear <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>The trolley cart slows down to be level with them, both heads of the green horse say a friendly Hello, and offers Tari a cigar</i><BR><BR>Newbie my dear? I see you have not yet learnt the marvel of the 'edit' button - means you can correct spelling mistakes before anyone notices... if you can be bothered <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><b>Look out for the Jabberwock!</b><BR><BR><i>Something utterly undescribable is dancing around madly in the path of the oncoming traffic, giggling insanely from the high of donut icing.</i><BR>Oh, never mind. False alarm - it's just Syde.<BR><BR><i>What anyone has failed to notice however, is that "Jabberwock" is the ultra-top-not-to-be-mentioned-and-never-to-be-guessed-secret password for Themedes' hidden ramp to an underground ocean.... all the loonies know, is that things seem to be going downhill...</i><BR><BR>Hey, is that a pufferfish that just swam past?<BR><BR><BR>* lotr_grrrl *<BR>~Member of the extensive family of Vana & B25<BR>~Weilder of Ithilmîr, the Moon Ring of Moods<BR>~I’m not crazy, I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic. See myself, Moonbeam and Mak at The Guild of Madness and Ultimate Insanity if you don’t believe me. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>~Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! OY OY OY! (don't hold our Prime Minister against us) - The Great Aussie Guild<BR>~Occasionally Dreets in the LFI. Behave yourself – they bite.<BR>~Elaine_of_Astolat – devoted lady of Sir Muccamukk<BR>(The Guild of Knightless Ladies and Ladyless Knights) <BR>~Híril – Fantasy Warrior – now reborn!!!
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Thu Apr 03, 2003 8:51 am

<i>HA, HA, I HAVE SNARED ONE!!!! </i><BR>Hello my pretty<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0>, he he he ha haha hahha,<BR><BR>Yes the edit button has just come to my attention via memo of the Prime Minister. he was in the bathroom wiping his bum at the very moment i needed him. DAM HIM!! I'll deal with him personally later, DID YOU HEAR THAT IN THERE! STOP BITTING ON THE BARS! OR I'LL GET OUT THE POKER! <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR>looking kind of emty in the back seat to be honest. Does nobody like your driving? or are you driving without a license like the rest of us <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR>I'll only come if i can bring my Lama....wElL CAn i?<BR><BR>When i get to the bottom of the ocean do i have to say "Jabberwock"?<BR>well i'll only say it if you promise i can steal The Little mermaids Sea shells. i always did like that bathing suit. Oh and we can cook up Flounder on the Bar-B-Q yummy guppy <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0>.<BR><BR>oooo Ga chuga, ooo ga ooo ga chuga, oooo Ga chuga, ooo ga ooo ga chuga, oooo Ga chuga, ooo ga ooo ga chuga, oooo Ga chuga, ooo ga ooo ga chuga oooo Ga chuga,*<i>DANCING WILDLY AROUND Bar-b-Q, WITH SPEAR AND WEIRD LOOKING SKIRT</i>* ooo ga ooo ga chuga, oooo Ga chuga, ooo ga ooo ga chuga oooo Ga chuga, ooo ga ooo ga chuga, oooo Ga chuga, ooo ga ooo ga chuga <BR><BR>Hey grab that pufferfish we can have him for later.<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0> <b>Tari</b>
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:22 pm

<i>*Tari crouches on the floor holding out her empty Tim Hortons cup begging for change. Desperately hoping to get on the next bus. back of ferrari way to empty. Tari sees yellow eyes staring back at her--yet no sound has been made by man or beast!*</i><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR><BR>HEllO! she screams.....HELLo, HELlo, HEllo, Hello, hello*<i>weird echo return</i>* suspects Ferrari not entirely empty <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR><BR>perhaps if i light this match.....<i>pfffff!</i><BR>strange wind from nowhere blew out my match<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby Eoywen » Fri Apr 04, 2003 1:55 pm

*Creeps up behind Tari* <BR><b> BOO! </b> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> he he he... <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0>
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Fri Apr 04, 2003 3:23 pm

<i>seems strange ghost has habit of blowing out matches</i><BR>Tari turns to greet strange ghost but, unfortunately still too dark to see.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0><BR>starting to get a little scary....<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0><BR>Hello?---No echo return<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0> <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0>......possible explanations<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0>??? <BR>Ferrari not empty as Tari thought<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0><BR>Where's my bus?......<BR>only darkness now, not even creepy yellow eyes to keep Tari company<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-crying.gif"border=0>
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Apr 07, 2003 11:25 am

<i>*Pedal to the metal, LK races after the electric yellow trolly where the two-headed horse is beckoning them on. The downhill course suddenly plunges them into a dank, gray fog. There is a loud "SPLASH" and things quickly become very damp.* </i><BR><BR>Oops. Must've made a wrong turn somewhere. Everyone out the escape hatch!!<BR><BR><i>*Pointing to the sunroof, LK looks up to see it jammed with Elle, Tari, Lotrgrrl (who is standing on Mak's shoulders) Ciara, trying to sweep the others away with her croc tail, and several other loonies all trying to leave at once.*</i><BR><BR>OK, go to plan B. <i>(LadyKat looks blankly at Maria)</i><BR><BR>By the way, what <b>is</b> plan B?<BR><BR><i>*Rolling her eyes in exasperation, Maria grabs LK and drags her through the gunport on the passenger side. Wading ashore, they see a beach covered in pink sand, and beyond a forest of Tumtum trees.*</i><BR><BR>LK
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Postby Tari-Idril_O-Estel » Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:02 am

Elaine! you should say something......<BR><BR>Tari swimming to shore wonders if she should grab Elaines ankles and see if she can swim with the sinking Ferrari attached to her. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif"border=0>Tari<BR><BR>
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