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Postby naryatheringoffire » Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:40 pm

I dont like the look of this one WW hes a bit cocky in my eyes, i say we give him the boot...sorry its just the ale, come on in borry <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby wind_walker » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:41 pm

Well, Number One, he is a bit flashy, but he can't beat my mithril armor. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> Sorry, had to cut you a peg or two boromir. welcome, have a drink (not as much as narya, the elf's a lightweight). oh, and thanks for the spelling check, not my fortay. ok, hey, grab me an ale if you are over to get one yourself, would ya?<BR><BR>-WW
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Postby naryatheringoffire » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:28 am

Lightweight!!! i will have you know i have drank the best dwarves under the table so pass me another beer
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Postby Riot » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:04 am

ARGH! Dwarves, have you any idea about the malice in that prickly little elf from Mirkwood? Yes, J_F, I'm talking to you! Those "crab legs" were the funkiest tasting ones I'd ever eaten; I knew there was something suspicious about you dandy little dark elves!!!!!!!!!!<BR><BR><BR>Riot<BR><BR>P.S. Though you have my condolences, how did that tarty little shieldmaiden manage to track you through Mirkwood, spiders and all?
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Postby naryatheringoffire » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:06 am

Tjis makes me wonder what he put in my ale then
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Postby Johnny_Flett » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:37 pm

<BR>Carbide tipped spears, venom tipped arrows, triple drawn and finely honed bearded axes, precision balanced throwing axes and knives: I think we may be able to do business, brother dwarf. All of my weapons are guaranteed to have you maiming like a champion: you can ask my apprentice, Lefty.<BR><BR>A word of advice: please mark the air ventilation passages to your tunnels clearly: many an elf-bladder hath sought comfort in these<BR>convenient latrines. Oops.<BR><BR>I get a laugh at the ridiculous posturing of these 'rangers'. They are too drunk or too stupid to realize that had the elves not been watching their backs and covering their tracks that all of Eriador would have been overrun an Age ago. <BR><BR>When do we march on Moria? Angmar? Rivendell?<BR><BR>
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Postby lark » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:57 pm

Thanks for the meat WW. Delicious!<BR><BR>**Smiles at Boromir**<BR>Nice armor.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Do I detect a note of jealously Riot? Couldn't get a elvish husband of you own? J_F may be a bit of a scoundrel, but you must admit, he's impeccably well groomed. Ahh, elves.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>I wouldn't let this ranger, <em>Riot</em>, in if I were you WW. I've seen her around. She's a little off, if you know what I mean.<BR><BR>**Leans over to Turuna, Grandaughter of Galadreil**<BR>Do you think you could teach me how to make lembas? My elvish in-laws have been very hard on me about my cooking. My hot stew does not impress them.
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Postby Riot » Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:19 am

Che. These <i>dark</i> elves have little use. True that the Eldar have forged an alliance with men, but these silly little Sindarin only seek to emulate that bleach-blonde tree-hugging twit in Lothlorien, with the notable failure to protect their borders from fell beasts. Or, in the vernacular, they can't make a shoe big enough to squash the spiders that run amok in their dank little woodlands. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR> As for drinking, it doesn't take much to topple an elf. Better watch him, boys. Though men can't outdo halflings or dwarves when it comes to ale, they certainly rank above the prissy little pointy ears.<BR><BR> And as for you, lark, an elvish wife you mean? And J_F, impeccably well-groomed? Only when he lets you bathe him. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-rolleyes.gif"border=0><BR><BR> As for Durin's people, since I was in the general vicinity of your realm, I merely dropped in to warn you. Though I do have some weapon repairs that I would gladly pay for.<BR><BR>Riot
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Postby naryatheringoffire » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:16 am

We elves can drink our ale though we are none to be lighwieghts we are certainly not and i challenge anyone to a drinking duel
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Postby EberisonofRaymont » Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:06 pm

Well lads and lassies how is everyone? It's been a long cold winter and the company of elves and Humans is tiresome. Give me good dark beer, a hunch of ram's meat and a good pipe before a hearth! To the King Under the Mountain and his noble kinsfolk! <Gulp> To Durin in his might house of mithril and stone!<Gulp> To Mahal, the almighty creator of the greatest, most brave, hospitable, and crafty race in middle earth! <Gulp> May your beards never wither and your pocket grow long with wealth!<BR><BR>Eberi son of Raymont Hammerhand son of Valentin son of Robard the Happy.<BR>Lowlands of Massachusetts.<BR>p.s Why the hell can't two people who love each other have a nice happy marriage! resurrect tolkien make him our world leader!
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Postby Arwen.Undomiel » Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:42 am

I'm with you, narya<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Greetings, everyone. I meant to come back sooner but I had to spend two days in hospital<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0>
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Postby lark » Sat Feb 14, 2004 11:18 am

Hope you are feeling better now Arwen.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> Have an ale!
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Postby Johnny_Flett » Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:19 pm

** the outrageously handsome Flett enters room, sips ale, and begins<BR> to sing**<BR><BR>A dwarvish maid, I come to tell<BR>Of whom the ravens sang<BR>Tall and fell, she delved like hell<BR>The beardless Kazazang<BR><BR>Her eyes were dull, like lumps of coal<BR>Her hair like gnarled roots<BR>With legs like stumps and feet like lumps<BR>Stuffed into stinking boots<BR><BR>Her love for Bombur knew no bounds<BR>Transcending time and space<BR>She pitched her woo like gobs of glue<BR>And fell flat upon her face<BR><BR>And so she withered in a hole<BR>And ate the worms they brang<BR>Some say she yet sits and picks her zits<BR>Give it up for Kazazang!<BR><BR>**the princely elf sips ale again, throws up lembas bread all over<BR> the place, passes out**<BR>
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Postby lark » Sun Feb 15, 2004 12:08 pm

<i>p.s Why the hell can't two people who love each other have a nice happy marriage! resurrect tolkien make him our world leader! </i><BR><BR>Although I'm a little embarrased at the moment about J_F's inability to hold his ale, we have a very happy marriage. To prove it,( and so I'm not outdone by him), I have written a poem of my own about how we met.<BR><BR>One summers eve, not long ago<BR>A maid of Rohan did retreat<BR>She did escape her fiance<BR>For he had very smelly feet<BR><BR>She traveled long upon her horse<BR>Until she came to Mirkwood's ebb<BR>There she met a handsome elf<BR>Her horse did kick him in the head<BR><BR>The horses kick did sway his mind<BR>From thoughts of tree and song<BR>He now desired much darker things<BR>His love of right turned wrong<BR><BR>The change did please the maiden fair<BR>Who came from a war-like nation<BR>Now he was wild and rough, but clean<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR>A perfect combination<BR><BR>So as she dressed his wounded head<BR>On this the day they met<BR>She did convince him they should wed<BR>Fair Lark and Johnny_Flett<BR><BR>Happy Valentine's Day!!
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Postby wind_walker » Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:33 pm

Flett, I may have to cut you off soon, my good sir...<BR><BR>Lark, bless you for taking this man, I'm not sure many others could... <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Arwen, feeling better? Good to see you back in one piece.<BR><BR>Eberi, we have none but the best drinks for your selection.<BR><BR>-WW
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Postby lark » Sun Feb 15, 2004 10:46 pm

Thank you WW. He's really a good guy/elf. I'll do my best to make him behave.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Arwen.Undomiel » Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:06 am

Thanks<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR>As it's the Dwarves Guild, could you dwarves show me how exactly do you cave tunnels. I'm really curious<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby Darin_Bloodaxe » Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:33 am

<a href='http://www.tolkienonline.com/thewhitecouncil/messageview.cfm?catid=24&threadid=53796' target=_blank>Dwarves of TALK, talk here</a><BR><BR>Hey Guys a number of the Dwarves who stay in Talk a lot gather in the the link thread above, there are only a few of us left come in and say hi!
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Postby Lady_Galadriel786 » Mon Feb 16, 2004 1:19 pm

Well Windy, I know am a bit late in checking out this Guild, but never late than never, eh? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>I have come to offer my support to your effort in restoring the Dwarf Guild. May I be counted as one of the Dawrf friends?<BR><BR><BR>LadyG
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Postby Johnny_Flett » Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:19 pm

***Flett comes to- undergoes moment of clarity***<BR><BR>...although I was raised in Rhovanion, my father was a dwarf...<BR>none other than the Black Dwarf Bladdathor, son of Gladabag, the<BR>scourge of Drengist...it seems he happened upon my mother, Anna<BR>Nicolien, while she was out practicing looking mournful in the woods...<BR><BR>...ever since childhood I want for nothing, other than to hide in<BR>our mountains, seeking riches, caring not for the troubles of others...<BR><BR>...WW...cut me off? 'I would cut off your <i>thread</i>, dwarf,<BR>if it stood but a little higher from the ground...'<BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
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Postby lark » Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:21 pm

Your father was a dwarf!?<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> You never told me that! I mean, not that it matters or anything, but thats really the sort of thing you should tell your wife <i>before</i> you get married. Don't you think?<BR><BR>
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Postby EberisonofRaymont » Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:43 pm

Beer, beer, wonderful beer. Ahoy lads and lasses. Bloody nice day for the swinging of an axe at orc necks. Blargh. Nothing wrong with the coupling up with a dwarf my lovely lady is a fine Sindar who seems to fancy my company. <BR>Her skin is as pale as fresh mountain snow,<BR>Her valleys dark with the warm waters of love<BR>Dark is her thick beautiful hair<BR>and sweet are her lips <BR><BR>hmm some thing is lost in common<BR>Eberi son of Raymont Hammerhand son of Valentin son Robard the Happy<BR>White mountains<BR>
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Postby naryatheringoffire » Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:02 pm

I sat we go hunt orcs as i am done with outdrinking you all
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Postby wind_walker » Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:15 pm

drinking and axes don't mix my friend. drink the night before you swing the axe, you need to hit waht you are aiming for.<BR><BR>Eberi, sound like somehting a bard would sing. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>lark and J_F, sounds like, um, a personal problem. But there is nothing wrong with marying a half-Dwarf. might have dwarvish children!<BR><BR>LadyG, good to see you here, grab a drink and make yourself at home.<BR><BR>Arwen, cave tunnels? as in cave in a tunnel or did you mean carve a tunnel? either can be interesting work, but caving is much more interresting to non-tunnelers.<BR><BR>-WW
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Postby Darin_Bloodaxe » Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:12 am

<i>drinking and axes don't mix my friend. drink the night before you swing the axe, you need to hit waht you are aiming for.</i><BR><BR>Are you sure you are a Dwarf and not a short bearded elf?
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Postby Johnny_Flett » Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:21 pm

He is most certainly a dwarf, brother Darwin. I stole into his tunnel<BR>last night and found him curled up with his Dwarfs Illustrated Swimsuit Isuue and snoring like a mumak!<BR><BR>It seems that some of the local dwarrow are up to their usual mischief: stealing crops, teasing cattle and abducting young elf-girls. We try to keep a close eye on the more rambunctious ones.<BR><BR>We found nothing too extaordinary: we were somewhat puzzled as to why he sleeps in the long, blonde wig. <BR><BR>He must be a sorcerer as well. Everything that we took ( several ounces of gold, a few poorly cut gems) had turned into dead leaves when we arrived home. More Dwarfish mischief!<BR><BR><BR>
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Postby lark » Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:51 pm

Is that where you were last night? I must say ,dear, I'm really starting to worry about you. <BR><BR>**puts one hand, lovingly, on J_F's cheek and looks concerned**<BR><BR>(The cheek on his face, that is)
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Postby Riot » Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:56 am

<i>Lark, bless you for taking this man, I'm not sure many others could... </i><BR> I concur.<BR><BR>As for the whole, kick in the head, how else do you think a shieldmaiden of Rohan, of the brash ungraceful sort, finds a husband? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> Indeed, that cranial blow explains much...<BR><BR>What did I tell you about those cheeky little pointy ears? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> They can't hold it w/o blowing their fairy chunks everywhere. Many a ranger has learned not to drink with their folk. We get dirty enough as it is. <BR><BR>Riot
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Postby lark » Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:29 am

Just a suggestion Riot. If your going to pretend to be a man, you might want to lay off the insults. Men are not usually that catty.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Riot » Fri Feb 20, 2004 6:50 pm

Catty? <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif"border=0> I'm always this...charming. <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><BR><BR>*scratches head*<BR><BR>As for the man thing...uhh...<BR><BR>*looks at chest*<BR><BR>If I were trying to conceal my gender, I think I'd do a better job of it. Riot is a girl. <BR><BR>*checks again*<BR><BR>Yes, Riot is indeed a girl.<BR><BR>Riot
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