Come on Cy... it takes a bit more than setting up a fat fryer... the first thing we need is the old members list ... Right, be back in a mo, I know its around here somewhere... Aha.. no, AAAAAAHHAAAA, no thats crispys old donut recipe book... aaaaah but whats this....
Crispycreme - Master Baker
Anais - Champion
Xatia - Bludgeoned Official Poet
Volcanus - Official Taster
Grey_Elf - Title pending
Goatboy - Reknowned Aquisitionist of Sprinkles
B_Athena - Keeper of the Sacred Letters of D O N U T
Arwen740 - Proud Chocolate Drizzler of the Cream-Filled Donuts
Ithmial - Title pending
Chocolat - Frosting Queen
Brandiewine - Vice Baker and Dishwasher
Findis - Official Glazer
Haefalas - Deliverer of Donuts
Misty - Title pending
Ar-Alexandros - Inventor of Novel Donut Garnishes
Stybba - Powder Promoter
Lady.Alcar - Title pending
Evenstar-of-Rivendell - Grand Duchess
Maya - Title pending
Innocent Evil - A Moderator (and therefore not compelled to take a title) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
Tuile - INFIDEL!!!!!!
Fairyadell - Donut Monster "Me want donut!"
Elfstar - Master Cremebearer
Harvestar - Vice President of Kitchen Sanitation (aka Assistant Dishwasher)
SuzeQ - Princess of Creme Fillings
Winged_Balrog - Crocodile Hunter
Genuvere - Blonde Receptionist
Magpie Jen - Title pending
RavenTinuviel - The Dark Haired Seductress
Socr@tes - Eater of Donuts
Broken-Arrow - Coffee Connoisseur
Speaker-to-Animals - Importer and Exporter of Exotic Tim Hortons Donuts
Fatcatdave - Pirate of the Donut Guild
Cynara - Wielder of the Supreme Rainbow Donut
hobbitheight - Title pending
MrsTook - Official Iced Cappuccino Maker
BlynkTook - Patron Saint of Iced Coffee
LadyGolfer - The Calculating Queen of Fairways Long and King Cakes Delightful
Stella - Reknown Little Green Hat Wearer
KatoKaelin - OJ Supplier
mandos_the_grumpy - The Guy Who Goes Around Touching Everyone Elses Donuts
FPShimmer - Strawberry-Banana Milkmaid
the mouth of sauron - Title pending
Goldberryswaiting - Prophetic Poet and Passionate Prisoner of the Pure and Powerful Powdered Pastry
C0ck-Robin - Title pending
Turralye - Sensuous Chocolat
Enwindel - Title pending
NiennaSorrowing - She Who Weeps For Those Who Have No Donuts
Lady_of_Rohan - Title pending
LovelyArwen - Title pending
~Turin-Turambar~ - Glazed Raised Donut Denominator
Riseoverrun - Title pending
Bumblebea - Title pending
Audibly Blonde - Title pending
Magnifidanicus - Title pending
Silverscribe - Krullerkripple
Draugath - Cocoa Hunter
PstTBG (TooBig) - Espresso King
Teltasarewen... (Telta) - Canadian Maple Muncher.
arcados - Title Pending
Teherin -Title pending
Rainbow-Alqulonde -Title pending
Dunthule -Title pending
TerryD -Title pending
prettygaladriel -Title pending
----NON-MEMBER LIST (Yes, apparently we have one of those now )----
Snowdog - Resident Barfly
Scotspine - Coniferous Thief
Right thats the first thing sorted, secondly we'd better go check to see if anyone is still swinging in the newbie trap, if the crocs in the chocolate well have been fed, and whether Xatia is still tied up safely in her lab. We'd better light the Candles around the Crispy shrine and start tidying up....
Ahem.... also I see that Hue popped his head around the door, now then Hue, I know that your not exactly a newbie but (you see) your not on the list, which means that I'm going to have to ask you to step this way...
Gosh, you are cooperative,... just a bit further, a bit to the right and that should be just about righ....
Snap Twanggeeeee Kapppowwww Weeeeeeooonggggggggg
Right, then Hue welcome to the newbie trap, as you can see your hanging above the chocolate well (which we must get cleaned out, I think the chocolate has gone a bit mouldy) which has our resident donut crocodiles in..
Hungry? Yes I expect they are... Oh your hungry, well I got some old donuts here, they are a bit hard, but very sustaining...
We'll let you down once Crispy comes back to initiate you into the guild...
I'm sorry... but its the rules see?