The Donut Reborn

[Cynara]

Cynara creeps in and sets up a deepfryer. With quiet industry, she begins making all of those favourite old friends... the Oldfashioned Glaze, the Double Chocolate... even one donut rarely seen, that most subtle of confections: the Sprinkle Donut of DOOOOM...

From out of her knapsack, she brings a trumpet...

BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

THE DONUT GUILD IS REBORN!

[erinhue]

Well Hail and Hiya again Cynara. We haven't had a decent doughnut here since the last time Crispy Creme was around. Got any French Cruellers? My favorite

[Cynara]

*sigh* Sadly, all of my cruellers are seven years old. dings one off of Hue's head
Which means that you have been drafted into being a Baker! You must strip to your waist and get working!
Sits back and munches specially-imported Timbits

[fatcatdave]

Come on Cy... it takes a bit more than setting up a fat fryer... the first thing we need is the old members list ... Right, be back in a mo, I know its around here somewhere... Aha.. no, AAAAAAHHAAAA, no thats crispys old donut recipe book... aaaaah but whats this....


---MEMBER LIST----

Crispycreme - Master Baker
Anais - Champion
Xatia - Bludgeoned Official Poet
Volcanus - Official Taster
Grey_Elf - Title pending
Goatboy - Reknowned Aquisitionist of Sprinkles
B_Athena - Keeper of the Sacred Letters of D O N U T
Arwen740 - Proud Chocolate Drizzler of the Cream-Filled Donuts
Ithmial - Title pending
Chocolat - Frosting Queen
Brandiewine - Vice Baker and Dishwasher
Findis - Official Glazer
Haefalas - Deliverer of Donuts
Misty - Title pending
Ar-Alexandros - Inventor of Novel Donut Garnishes
Stybba - Powder Promoter
Lady.Alcar - Title pending
Evenstar-of-Rivendell - Grand Duchess
Maya - Title pending
Innocent Evil - A Moderator (and therefore not compelled to take a title) <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
Tuile - INFIDEL!!!!!!
Fairyadell - Donut Monster "Me want donut!"
Elfstar - Master Cremebearer
Harvestar - Vice President of Kitchen Sanitation (aka Assistant Dishwasher)
SuzeQ - Princess of Creme Fillings
Winged_Balrog - Crocodile Hunter
Genuvere - Blonde Receptionist
Magpie Jen - Title pending
RavenTinuviel - The Dark Haired Seductress
Socr@tes - Eater of Donuts
Broken-Arrow - Coffee Connoisseur
Speaker-to-Animals - Importer and Exporter of Exotic Tim Hortons Donuts
Fatcatdave - Pirate of the Donut Guild
Cynara - Wielder of the Supreme Rainbow Donut
hobbitheight - Title pending
MrsTook - Official Iced Cappuccino Maker
BlynkTook - Patron Saint of Iced Coffee
LadyGolfer - The Calculating Queen of Fairways Long and King Cakes Delightful
Stella - Reknown Little Green Hat Wearer
KatoKaelin - OJ Supplier
mandos_the_grumpy - The Guy Who Goes Around Touching Everyone Elses Donuts
FPShimmer - Strawberry-Banana Milkmaid
the mouth of sauron - Title pending
Goldberryswaiting - Prophetic Poet and Passionate Prisoner of the Pure and Powerful Powdered Pastry
C0ck-Robin - Title pending
Turralye - Sensuous Chocolat
Enwindel - Title pending
NiennaSorrowing - She Who Weeps For Those Who Have No Donuts
Lady_of_Rohan - Title pending
LovelyArwen - Title pending
~Turin-Turambar~ - Glazed Raised Donut Denominator
Riseoverrun - Title pending
Bumblebea - Title pending
Audibly Blonde - Title pending
Magnifidanicus - Title pending
Bardwhynn
Silverscribe - Krullerkripple
Draugath - Cocoa Hunter
PstTBG (TooBig) - Espresso King
Teltasarewen... (Telta) - Canadian Maple Muncher.
arcados - Title Pending
Teherin -Title pending
Rainbow-Alqulonde -Title pending
Dunthule -Title pending
TerryD -Title pending
prettygaladriel -Title pending

----NON-MEMBER LIST (Yes, apparently we have one of those now )----

Snowdog - Resident Barfly
Scotspine - Coniferous Thief


Unititiated members:

The_Argonath


Right thats the first thing sorted, secondly we'd better go check to see if anyone is still swinging in the newbie trap, if the crocs in the chocolate well have been fed, and whether Xatia is still tied up safely in her lab. We'd better light the Candles around the Crispy shrine and start tidying up....


Ahem.... also I see that Hue popped his head around the door, now then Hue, I know that your not exactly a newbie but (you see) your not on the list, which means that I'm going to have to ask you to step this way...

Gosh, you are cooperative,... just a bit further, a bit to the right and that should be just about righ....

Snap Twanggeeeee Kapppowwww Weeeeeeooonggggggggg

Right, then Hue welcome to the newbie trap, as you can see your hanging above the chocolate well (which we must get cleaned out, I think the chocolate has gone a bit mouldy) which has our resident donut crocodiles in..

Hungry? Yes I expect they are... Oh your hungry, well I got some old donuts here, they are a bit hard, but very sustaining...

We'll let you down once Crispy comes back to initiate you into the guild...

I'm sorry... but its the rules see?

[scotspine]

Scotspine swings in on a big rope and using a giant hoover he scoops up all the welcome donuts. Another successful raid on the donut lovers...weeeeeeeeheeeeeeee!

[erinhue]

Hmmmm that could be a long wait.

I know, I know, I claim resident Barfly until the Master Baker shows up, if ever.

[Cock-Robin]

Hmmm...I've got to find a title. And where is CrispyCreme? He's been up in Manwë, but not here. Olly Olly Oxen Free!!

[Dunthule]

Dunthule ... hot and now!
(Crispey would understand. )

[Dunthule]

Donut lovers??? Are you out there???

[Brandiewine]

The door squeaks on its hinges, a friendly welcome. Holding my breath slightly I step over the threshold and gaze at the once and ever beloved kitchen. My eyes take in the sweep of distant rafters, rising chimney, enormous oriel admitting a bold shaft of light which cuts through the gloom and falls in haloed splendor on an old farm sink in the corner. A smile creeps over my careworn features.

Well, I'm back. Hello friends.

[Dunthule]

Welcome back Brandlewine!
What's on the menu???

[Brandiewine]

Dunthule! It's so good to meet you again after all these years.

I have just pulled a half dozen perfectly golden brown plain, old fashioned from the DF. Please, enjoy! And tell me all the news. javascript:emoticon(':drink:')

[Ithiliel]

Ithy stumbles in, dazed and covered in various types of flower and sugary substances. Looking around in (what can only be described as) a sugar-induced mania, she mumbles

One of these days... one of these days.. one of these days.. I will make it onto the members list! Or the non-members list! Or, hey, even the uninitiated list--we were halfway through mine... sigh


And there was much rejoicing in the re-opening of the guild!

[Dunthule]

Hola donut lovers!
I just saw 'Man vs Food' and there was a donut big as the guys head!
Yum!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ar-Alexandros]

Oh wow...it is still here!

Hello guys! Used to be around TORC up until 2003 I think. Seeing my name on that member list brought back memories! I actually created a new account a few months ago (Pantamonium, made exactly 1 post with it), because I thought my old account would have been deleted or something. But I see it's still active, what do you know?

Soooo...any of the old members still around? Looking at that list, I recognise several usernames: Crispycreme of course, Xatia, Goatboy, B_Athena, InnocentEvil, tuile...had loads of fun with these guys in Ridikerous Roleplay. Can't believe this is over 10 years ago!!

[Dunthule]

Wow, I could use a really tasty chocolate donut. It's been one of those weekends!