What Would Gandalf Do... Part 3

[Calma]

The last thread has been locked.
We forgot to keep track of the count.
Sorry Sandra...
Here we go again,
Starting with basil's last post.

WWGD if everyone he met called him a Pointy-Headed Intellectual?

b

Show them all just what a REAL nerd can do...

WWGD if he couldn't make it to the biggest game of the year?

[Quimrill_Renctar]

Conjure up a thunderstorm to go in his place to cause it to be rescheduled.

WWGD if he got a bill for going way over on his text messaging plan.

[Calma]

Pay it,,,then go without eating for a week.

WWGD if he won tickets to a Justin Beiber concert?

[basil]

Oh fer shur he'd be there. He's very much into halflings singing and hopping about.



WWGD if Sauron placed thousands of tiny 6-inch plastic Orc Barbie Dolls on the front lawn of Gondor that glowed and twinkled in the dark after sunset and said things like "Eat my shorts, Preshusss!" in the Dark Tongue every few minutes?

b

[Hiril Elfwraith]

He'd call up Manwe on his palantir and ask for a massive flood that will a) short them out and b) sweep them away to Mordor to give Sauron a taste of his own medicine.

WWGD if somebody took his pointy hat?

[basil]

Luckily his pointy hat has a M.E. GPS device and has mind control qualities whereby he can have some fun with the thief and when he tires of all that he would make the thief return with the hat.

WWGD if Sauron's Oliphaunts regularly get loose and wander off onto the front lawn of Gondor and leave massive Oliphaunt droppings and cause other nuisances?

b

[Quimrill_Renctar]

The Gondorian soldiers are going to be eating well in the barracks tonight, and its not going to be the heads of captured and decapitated orcs reigning down in Mordor the next time the men of earth lay siege to the Black Gates, if you know what I mean.

WWGD if he was suddenly transported into 1970 LA?

Edit: noticed my spelling of Mordor *curses Macs intuitive spell fixing*

[Hiril Elfwraith]

Just keep being stubbornly Gandalf and wander around shocking LOTR fans everywhere...

WWGD if someone asked him to speak at their club?

[Quimrill_Renctar]

Empress upon them the evils of the time but refer to some small hope that is faint and only attainable via obscure and dangerous routs.

WWGD if there was a new fashion line brought out to emulate him and now people thought he was just a poser dressed like a daft old wizard?

[Lebasi]

Start wearing different clothes and call himself 'Gandalf the brightly spotted'.

WWGD if he was stuck in the rain with no umbrella?

[rowanberry]

Start singing and dancing in the rain.

WWGD if he'd get arrested for behaving in a disorderly manner for doing that?

[Calma]

Call upon Gwahir (sp) and fly out of the pokey.

WWGD if he found his robes had shrunk in the rain?

[Hiril Elfwraith]

Buy some magnificently shineh new robes!

WWGD if somebody tried to mug him?

[Lady Silmarien]

While looking very nonchalant and bored, turn the mugger into something unnatural.
WWGD if he ever came across this thread?

[Quimrill_Renctar]

*Shudder* congratulate us and write down everything in a "things to do in odd situations" notebook? (or turn us all into something *gulp* unnatural)

WWGD if he was at the movie theater (watching LOTR Return of The King) and there was a loud heckler a row behind him?

[basil]

He would take his Legolas Laser (R) guided Pea Shooter and pop the heckler's noggin until he stopped his inappropriate theater behavior.

WWGD if he discovered that his BathTime Rubber Ducky waddled out of his house and off into the darkness of the night?

bb

[Quimrill_Renctar]

He would call up his buddy Radagast the Brown and ask him to talk his happy animal friends and search for his wayward water fowl.

WWGD if he needed a cup of sugar and his closest neighbor was Sauron?

[Calma]

Go sugar free...

WWGD if he found he was in the top ten of worst dressed people?

[Lebasi]

Sabotage the lists and replace his name with Sauron's.

WWGD if he found a big stain on his best robes?

[Quimrill_Renctar]

"A wizard's robes are never stained! they are bleached exactly where he wants them to be... and some even come pre-ripped"

WWGD if he had to call the DMV and the representative said "Please hold for just a minute."

[Hiril Elfwraith]

Remind the representative just who he is....


WWGD if he suddenly found himself in the place of Hurin?

[Calma]

Act like he's been there before...

WWGD if he couldn't get his dog to mind his commands?

[Hiril Elfwraith]

Do his "YOU SHALL NOT IGNORE!" routine...


WWGD if he discovered slash?

[basil]

Go back to his Harlequins.

WWGD if the Nazgulette he hired to pop out of Sauron's Surprise BirthDay Cake couldn't make it because she missed her Fell Beast Flight?

b

[Hiril Elfwraith]

Send Gwaihir to get her.

WWGD if Legolas suddenly became obsessed with his hair and skin (the way he is in some fanfics)?

[Quimrill_Renctar]

Nothing would change

WWGD was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence.

[basil]

Nazgulette, meet Legolas, your new Salon Stylist.

( Really, Gwahir would give a ride to a Nazgulette? I think she'd have to be really Bewitching! )



WWGD if Gollum got a job as a Precious Moments Model?

b

[basil]

oooooops!

The next commenter's got double duty.

b

[Hiril Elfwraith]

1. Gandalf would show the cops his license. They would immediately let him go in fear of being turned into something...unnatural.

2. Gandalf would sigh as Precious Moments got a lot of bad publicity and sales plummeted. Gollum just isn't cute!! At all.

WWGD if WWIII broke out?

[Quimrill_Renctar]

Jump up and down on his hat screaming "Just how many times must I save the world from the forces of Evil?!"

WWGD if the Valar voted him employee of the age?