What Would Gandalf Do... Part 3

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What Would Gandalf Do... Part 3

Postby Calma » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:10 pm

The last thread has been locked.
We forgot to keep track of the count.
Sorry Sandra...
Here we go again,
Starting with basil's last post.

basil wrote:WWGD if everyone he met called him a Pointy-Headed Intellectual?

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WWGD if he couldn't make it to the biggest game of the year?
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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:27 pm

Conjure up a thunderstorm to go in his place to cause it to be rescheduled.

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Postby Calma » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:56 pm

Pay it,,,then go without eating for a week.

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Postby basil » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:33 pm

Oh fer shur he'd be there. He's very much into halflings singing and hopping about.

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WWGD if Sauron placed thousands of tiny 6-inch plastic Orc Barbie Dolls on the front lawn of Gondor that glowed and twinkled in the dark after sunset and said things like "Eat my shorts, Preshusss!" in the Dark Tongue every few minutes?

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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:00 am

He'd call up Manwe on his palantir and ask for a massive flood that will a) short them out and b) sweep them away to Mordor to give Sauron a taste of his own medicine.

WWGD if somebody took his pointy hat?
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Postby basil » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:38 pm

Luckily his pointy hat has a M.E. GPS device and has mind control qualities whereby he can have some fun with the thief and when he tires of all that he would make the thief return with the hat.

WWGD if Sauron's Oliphaunts regularly get loose and wander off onto the front lawn of Gondor and leave massive Oliphaunt droppings and cause other nuisances?

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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:54 pm

The Gondorian soldiers are going to be eating well in the barracks tonight, and its not going to be the heads of captured and decapitated orcs reigning down in Mordor the next time the men of earth lay siege to the Black Gates, if you know what I mean.

WWGD if he was suddenly transported into 1970 LA?

Edit: noticed my spelling of Mordor *curses Macs intuitive spell fixing*
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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:55 pm

Just keep being stubbornly Gandalf and wander around shocking LOTR fans everywhere...

WWGD if someone asked him to speak at their club?
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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:36 pm

Empress upon them the evils of the time but refer to some small hope that is faint and only attainable via obscure and dangerous routs.

WWGD if there was a new fashion line brought out to emulate him and now people thought he was just a poser dressed like a daft old wizard?
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Postby Lebasi » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:13 am

Start wearing different clothes and call himself 'Gandalf the brightly spotted'.

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Postby rowanberry » Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:41 am

Start singing and dancing in the rain. :D

WWGD if he'd get arrested for behaving in a disorderly manner for doing that?
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Postby Calma » Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:37 am

Call upon Gwahir (sp) and fly out of the pokey. :wink:

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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:23 pm

Buy some magnificently shineh new robes! :D

WWGD if somebody tried to mug him?
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Postby Lady Silmarien » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:04 pm

While looking very nonchalant and bored, turn the mugger into something unnatural.
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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:32 pm

*Shudder* congratulate us and write down everything in a "things to do in odd situations" notebook? (or turn us all into something *gulp* unnatural)

WWGD if he was at the movie theater (watching LOTR Return of The King) and there was a loud heckler a row behind him?
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Postby basil » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:48 am

He would take his Legolas Laser (R) guided Pea Shooter and pop the heckler's noggin until he stopped his inappropriate theater behavior.

WWGD if he discovered that his BathTime Rubber Ducky waddled out of his house and off into the darkness of the night?

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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:40 pm

He would call up his buddy Radagast the Brown and ask him to talk his happy animal friends and search for his wayward water fowl.

WWGD if he needed a cup of sugar and his closest neighbor was Sauron?
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Postby Calma » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:45 pm

Go sugar free...

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Postby Lebasi » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:52 pm

Sabotage the lists and replace his name with Sauron's.

WWGD if he found a big stain on his best robes?
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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:43 pm

"A wizard's robes are never stained! they are bleached exactly where he wants them to be... and some even come pre-ripped"

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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:15 am

Remind the representative just who he is....


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Postby Calma » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:11 pm

Act like he's been there before...

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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:14 pm

Do his "YOU SHALL NOT IGNORE!" routine...


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Postby basil » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:17 pm

Go back to his Harlequins.

WWGD if the Nazgulette he hired to pop out of Sauron's Surprise BirthDay Cake couldn't make it because she missed her Fell Beast Flight?

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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:19 pm

Send Gwaihir to get her.

WWGD if Legolas suddenly became obsessed with his hair and skin (the way he is in some fanfics)?
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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:29 pm

Nothing would change ;)

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Postby basil » Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:31 pm

Nazgulette, meet Legolas, your new Salon Stylist.

( Really, Gwahir would give a ride to a Nazgulette? I think she'd have to be really Bewitching! )

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WWGD if Gollum got a job as a Precious Moments Model?

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Postby basil » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:49 pm

oooooops!

The next commenter's got double duty. :)

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Postby Hiril Elfwraith » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:56 pm

1. Gandalf would show the cops his license. They would immediately let him go in fear of being turned into something...unnatural. :twisted:

2. Gandalf would sigh as Precious Moments got a lot of bad publicity and sales plummeted. Gollum just isn't cute!! At all.

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Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:07 am

Jump up and down on his hat screaming "Just how many times must I save the world from the forces of Evil?!"

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