What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Aug 21, 2016 7:25 am

Give Shadowfax a call, and have his buddy come pick him up.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:46 pm

Hand him his season pass and tell him to have a good time.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Wed Aug 24, 2016 11:53 am

Try his hand at botany until the wind calmed down.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby prmiller » Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:38 pm

Have Samwise do the watering from now on.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:33 pm

Corner the market on earplugs, and make a killing selling them to everyone for miles around.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby prmiller » Sun Aug 28, 2016 8:52 pm

The inn would be re-named The Rampaging Pony...first threatened victim: Barliman Butterbur.
(Well, Gandalf did threaten to roast Barliman!)

Imagine the shock and the plight
just before there is dawn's early light,
Great Gandalf appears,
and Barliman hears
the inn is full up for the night!


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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:38 pm

Stop Coughing.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:10 pm

It's too horrible to say....

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby prmiller » Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:35 pm

Probably check out the magic powers of the toadstool that enables a racoon to read.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:08 am

He'd make the Ents give him a new staff
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Oct 18, 2016 7:48 am

He'd pound his new staff on the ground and shout... "You Shall Not Pass!"

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:15 am

He'd use his sword to pop it
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:57 am

Cry like a little boy until Galadriel put Visine in his eyes.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:04 am

He'd call the Eagles to pop them.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:02 am

Put him in a bubble and laugh as he tried to pop it.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:49 pm

Find a piece of wood and carve a new one.

What would Gandalf do if Radagast got mad at him for carving up stuff?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:23 pm

Carve him a bunny whistle.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:05 am

Cry for a few minutes before calming down, and putting a bandaide on it.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:58 am

Plug his ears and say "la la la la la "

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:33 pm

Find a nice soft balrog to land on.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:19 pm

Give him a cookie.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:29 pm

Borrow a line from his good friend, Obi-Wan, and say, "This is not the cookie you are looking for."

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:54 am

Inform him that He Shall Not Pass....

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:35 pm

Call Aslan on his iphone, and tell him the Pevensies had wandered into the wrong story, and that the lion had better come get his wee charges right away.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:36 pm

Enjoy it because it was better than going hungry.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:24 pm

Go to the store and buy a new one.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:31 pm

Have a tea party.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:41 pm

Make due with biscuits and warm juice!

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:35 pm

Put some whiskey in it.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sat Apr 22, 2017 12:48 am

Start putting stinky fish in their rooms.

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