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What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:41 pm

Have Radagast bail him out and ride away on Shadowfax.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:13 am

Ooohhhh, it's just to ugly to say..

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:21 pm

Have the moths take a message to Treebeard to get GPS coordinates.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:48 am

He'd get Bilbo to shine his sword.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby basil » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:20 pm

He would employ his specialized frog tongue, stick 'im and slime 'im with slime.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby siddharth » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:42 am

He'll sing "The thread goes ever on and on..."

WWGD if he sees an ice-cream truck?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Jan 23, 2018 3:40 pm

Run after it brandishing his coins and yelling for it to stop....

WWGD if he ran out of breath before he caught the ice cream truck?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:34 pm

Send the hobbits to catch and hold it for him. They never let food get away.

WWGD if he discovered Pippin ate all of his favorite flavor of ice cream before he got to the truck?

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby basil » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:15 am

Grab his favorite Ice Cream topping and decorate Pippin with it and SPRINKLES!

WWGD if he found out the Ice Cream was made by contented Orc Cows?



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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:04 pm

He'd wonder who sired those orc cows and then shrug and eat it anyway.

WWGD if he found out he was actually funding Sauron with every quart of Orc cream he ate?

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:31 am

Be very, very angry, but eat the stuff anyway

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Sun May 06, 2018 11:59 pm

PFFFFT... the eagles! duh! :D :rofl:

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon May 14, 2018 8:36 am

Lock himself away somewhere no one could find him and live in peace and solitude

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Tue May 15, 2018 4:27 pm

Flee into the east so as to avoid the IRS, since the east has no extradition treaties with the rest of Middle Earth.

WWGD if he couldn’t get a hold of his favorite pipe weed in the east because of trade embargo.
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