What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

[Ladykat]

Have Radagast bail him out and ride away on Shadowfax.

WWGD if Butterbur turned The Prancing Pony into a private club, and wouldn't let him in?

LK

[Calma]

Ooohhhh, it's just to ugly to say..

WWGD if he couldn't find his way out of Fangorn Forest?

[Ladykat]

Have the moths take a message to Treebeard to get GPS coordinates.

WWGD if his sword got tarnished?

LK

[Billobob]

He'd get Bilbo to shine his sword.

WWGD if Bilbo just put on his ring and ran away?

After a lengthy sabbatical I have returned.

[basil]

He would employ his specialized frog tongue, stick 'im and slime 'im with slime.

WWGD when he sees how long this thread has gone on and on?



b

[siddharth]

He'll sing "The thread goes ever on and on..."

WWGD if he sees an ice-cream truck?

[Calma]

Run after it brandishing his coins and yelling for it to stop....

WWGD if he ran out of breath before he caught the ice cream truck?

[Ladykat]

Send the hobbits to catch and hold it for him. They never let food get away.

WWGD if he discovered Pippin ate all of his favorite flavor of ice cream before he got to the truck?

LK

[basil]

Grab his favorite Ice Cream topping and decorate Pippin with it and SPRINKLES!

WWGD if he found out the Ice Cream was made by contented Orc Cows?



b

[Billobob]

He'd wonder who sired those orc cows and then shrug and eat it anyway.

WWGD if he found out he was actually funding Sauron with every quart of Orc cream he ate?

I'm back for a little while, mainly just to check on things.

[Calma]

Be very, very angry, but eat the stuff anyway

WWGD if he needed to get to his sister's house in a day and she lived two days away