What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:43 am

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:16 am

Make blueberry waffles instead. With whipped cream. :D

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby GwenElf » Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:41 am

He'd ask the moth; it knows everything.

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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:45 am

He'd improvise and wear his long flannel nightshirt with a belt.

What would Gandalf do if his mother begged him to shave and wear pants instead of "that long, unmanly dress of yours,"?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby GwenElf » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:31 pm

He'd tell her that real men don't wear pants, and then start lecturing about the ancient Romans.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:56 pm

Search through the vast libraries of Minas Tirith unrelentingly until he found it!

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:32 pm

Assemble a world-class all star team of wizards that no one could beat.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:49 am

Bluster, offended, and tell them it was a black lie of Saruman!

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:33 am

Laugh his arse off

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:20 am

He'd go to tryouts for Gondor's Got Talent and awe everyone with his butterfly fireworks.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby GwenElf » Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:43 pm

He'd send Pippin on an impossible quest -- and GOOD RIDDANCE! ;)

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:44 pm

He'd say, very calmly, as he is frantically fanning his mouth, "A wizard never puts too much cayenne pepper in his salsa! He puts just as much as he means to!"

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:24 pm

Organize the first Monster Truck Rally---and win it, since he had the only monster truck.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:55 pm

He would make good use of some duct tape and a trunk that's roughly hobbit-sized. ;)


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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:27 am

Make half a cake. :D

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:27 pm

He'd beat Orville and Wilbur in inventing a new fangled flying contraption.


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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:54 am

Have the Elves make him a lovely pair of boots that didn't require laces.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:35 am

He'd go to the Green Dragon. It's a little known fact that along with making the best ale, they also make a delicious mutton sausage pizza.

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Postby Ladykat » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:25 am

Have a long conversation with him. I'm sure Bill could tell him a lot about the people of Bree.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:27 am

have Theoden throw him down the stairs then tell him "Not even on a bet."

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby GwenElf » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:26 am

He'd shout "Accio glasses!" ...and then remember he's not that kind of wizard.

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Postby Calma » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:16 am

Bawl his eyes out.

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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:56 pm

He'd call one, and when the cabbie complained, Gandalf would do his famous "A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to, etc."

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby GwenElf » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:34 pm

Eat them politely. And then arrange to have contraband snack foods snuck into Rivendell through the back entrance. :whistle:

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:32 am

Buy the place himself and staff it with hobbits who were truly marvelous cooks.

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Postby GwenElf » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:33 am

Throw it into Mt. Doom, just to be safe.

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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:50 pm

He would go up, and take an hour thanking everybody who got him where he was.

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Postby GwenElf » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:20 pm

He'd take one out of Mad-Eye's book and turn them both into ferrets.

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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:03 pm

He'd turn all the little punks into literal rocks!

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Postby GwenElf » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:06 pm

He'd join, and take the team to the championship!

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