What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:39 am

He would be screwed.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:43 pm

Buy a boatload of fire extinguishers

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Thu Oct 01, 2015 2:02 pm

He'd get Bilbo to look for him since he has a knack for running into important things.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Quimrill_Renctar » Thu Oct 01, 2015 2:43 pm

He'd sell his stocks in Shier tabac

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Oct 02, 2015 3:54 pm

He'd call Sauron names, and nya nya at him while the hobbits snuck around, and while Sauron was distracted, chop off his other hand to get the One Ring back.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:45 am

Gandalf would yell no and promptly cut off his hand
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:53 pm

Get the orcs and wildmen on his side.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:21 pm

Go to the Bree Bakery and buy three chocolate cream pies instead.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Oct 11, 2015 3:38 pm

Do it himself. His long beard would do the job quite well.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:21 am

He would switch from Apple to moth mail.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:05 pm

Okay.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:30 am

Sorry forgot to ask what Gandalf would do :lol:.

He would light off a small firework and scare them away.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Chariot Rider » Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:55 pm

He would simply ask the Eagles for help And lure smoug to them using a firework of another dragon. Smoug would realize after it was too late and yell "it's a trap!"

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Gorthaur the Cruel » Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:39 am

Chariot Rider wrote:WWGD if he missed the boat that sailed into the east.

What east?

If he missed the last boat into the West he'd tie two hobbits to his feet, jump into the Gulf of Lûne, and get there before the others.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:14 pm

He'd stab the Balrog in the back and lead it away
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Chariot Rider » Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:44 am

He would throw the balrog a dance party. While the balrog is doing the whip the fellowship would sneak outside and be on thier way

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:21 pm

He'd call some dwarves to Bilbo's place to make some music.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:48 pm

Open a can of whoop you know what on him

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:02 am

Calmly iron it out. And then kick Saruman's butt again.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:05 am

Politely decline the offer saying he had an appointment to get a root canal at that time.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Chariot Rider » Wed Jan 13, 2016 10:20 am

He would invite Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, Dori, Bifur, Bofur, Gloin, Balin, Dwalin, Thorin, and Bombur. They would raid the pantry and leave her with no food teaching her not to pressure a wizard to a tea party.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:44 pm

He'd send in some hobbits to raid the pantry instead.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:56 pm

Scream, "You shall not pass!" and they would flunk the ethics class he was teaching them.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Jan 17, 2016 5:02 pm

Correct their spelling.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jan 17, 2016 5:20 pm

Stammer adorably as he tried to explain himself out of the situation.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Chariot Rider » Sun Jan 17, 2016 5:38 pm

He would ask them were they got spray paint considering it wouldn't be invented for thousands of years.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:39 pm

Throw it in a fire.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:55 am

Since he can control fire he would start gathering spray paint for his arsenal.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:04 pm

Wait until Saruman was asleep, then put make-up on him, and draw a beard and glasses also.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:17 pm

Gandalf would then counter sue for the destruction of Rohan
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