What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Chariot Rider » Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:05 am

Gandalf would point out that he had nothing to do with the destruction of Isenguard and that the ents decided to attack on thier own.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:35 am

He'd then show proof of all of Sauron's crimes in the first and second ages

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:17 pm

He'd hire an assassin to take Sauron out himself.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:46 am

He would switch out the lettuce for steak and use magic to Make the steak look like lettuce.

WWGD if his assassin failed and told the court that he was hired by Gandalf.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:23 am

He'd light out of town and never come back.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:34 pm

Call on the Eagles of course. They're always getting him out of tight places.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:12 am

Dangle it before the men of Gondor and see which one(s) scream like little girls.


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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Fri Apr 08, 2016 1:57 pm

Make him head of Pest Extermination for all of Gondor.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Apr 08, 2016 5:55 pm

Give him a shiny crystal ball to distract him.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:14 pm

It's too terrible to describe.
But it has something to do with rope, hot water and thumbtacks.


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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:23 am

He'd just call Radaghast and steal his shoes.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:48 pm

Make his own, and then kick Radagast.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:56 pm

Take courses in Botany and Chemistry.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:47 am

He'd get a loan from the dwarves.
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:22 pm

Hack into the school's computer and change his grades.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Apr 26, 2016 2:48 pm

He would say he was just trying to check his grades.
WWGD if they didn't believe him?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:08 pm

Use the Jedi Mind Trick to change their minds.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:26 am

Clonk them over the heads with his staff and skedaddle, hoping they get amnesia later.

What would Gandalf do if the school officials didn't get amnesia?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:54 am

Pretend he did.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Wed May 11, 2016 9:53 am

He'd steal radaghasts from him.
WWGD if Radaghast didnt want to give up his staf?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon May 23, 2016 9:10 pm

Get Sebatian the Hedgehog to trip Gandalf and snatch up the staff.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:38 am

He would pack some tissues.

WWGD if when he is on an eagle he sneezes so hard he falls off the eagle?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:26 pm

Make sure he's upright and use his robes as a parachute.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby basil » Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:02 pm

one two, tie my shoe, three four shut the door, five six, uhmm, shoot

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:02 pm

Have another pull of pipeweed.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:04 pm

Try them on for size.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:36 am

Hide Shadowfax in Minas Tirith's library until Bombadil gave up looking.

WWGD if the librarians at Minas Tirith got mad at him for all the horse manure on the floor of the library?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby basil » Sat Aug 13, 2016 4:32 pm

Grab his Wizard Staff, forcefully pound the floor with it, and declare "You shall not harass!"

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:45 pm

Fling the orc monkey into the orc bear cage, and watch what happens.

WWGD if he was flung out of the orc zoo for disorderly conduct?
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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby basil » Sun Aug 14, 2016 6:36 am

Hop onto the next available Eagle Airlines flight to the Grey Havens Water Park

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