What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:46 am

Leave town.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:33 pm

Why he'd call an eagle of course. (They are Tolkien's favorite mode of dues ex machine after all)

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:00 pm

Bribe the licensing agent so he doesn't have to take the test again.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:13 pm

He'd cut it using his Swiss army staff.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:27 pm

Contemplate going through detox

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:39 pm

He'd shake down the shire for some protection money.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:46 pm

Make himself really big and in a deep voice scare the poochies out of the Shirefolk.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:54 pm

He'd get the mayor of the shire and use him as a floatie.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:57 am

Turn purple and a sickly green in the face and scare the poochies out of old Tom and make him give his hat back.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:40 pm

He'd turn his staff into a compass (I'm like 80% sure Gandalf can do that :wink:)

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:57 am

Tap out.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:14 am

He'd send out a huge white flash To blind everyone until he retrieved his cloak.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:44 pm

Jump up and down and spin around while whistling a merry tune.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:56 pm

He'd gather a band of dwarves (and one hobbit) to steal a dragon's hoard

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon May 01, 2017 10:23 am

Get his good buddy Obi-Wan to say, "This is not the staff you are looking for."

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon May 01, 2017 2:01 pm

He'd call in some eagles and fly away

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue May 02, 2017 11:28 am

Use the distraction of the falling birds to run away.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon May 08, 2017 10:32 am

Go get one. But be very unhappy about it, and mutter stuff like, "A Wizard never needs a root canal."

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon May 08, 2017 7:09 pm

Deny everything.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue May 09, 2017 8:21 am

Walk a crooked line, and say he meant to do it.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue May 09, 2017 1:33 pm

Pound his staff on the ground and cause an earthquake
So the robbers drop the loot so he can scoop it up and take off with it.

What? If he had any money would he be dressed in that ugly gray robe?

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue May 09, 2017 7:50 pm

Well duh he'd call the eagles

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue May 09, 2017 9:37 pm

He'd cut them in for a piece of the action.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue May 09, 2017 9:50 pm

He'd remember that since he's a maiar he doesn't have a mother.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu May 11, 2017 2:56 pm

Drown his sorrows in ale at the Prancing Pony

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri May 12, 2017 8:05 pm

Use his loot stolen in the bank robbery to rent a room and sleep off his drunkenness.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Thu May 25, 2017 9:37 am

He'd get the biggest mug of coffee he could find to sober himself up.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu May 25, 2017 9:49 am

Move to Seattle.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Thu May 25, 2017 9:55 am

He would become a hipster barrista

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri May 26, 2017 9:53 pm

Have an old fashioned wizard duel with the codger.

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