What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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Postby Calma » Sun May 28, 2017 9:36 am

Go into therapy to rid him of the pains of his past that make him eat everything in sight.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun May 28, 2017 12:04 pm

Borrow some from Bilbo, without telling him.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon May 29, 2017 3:19 pm

Point the the nearest corner and give him a "Time Out".

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon May 29, 2017 4:44 pm

He'd sneak in and pretend he was invited.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue May 30, 2017 3:08 pm

He'd act innocent, and claim that he thought he was invited, since someone vague said he could go...

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue May 30, 2017 4:12 pm

He'd dramatically unveil his cloak to reveal his old grey cloak.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Wed May 31, 2017 9:32 pm

Climb back in through a window.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:34 am

He'd accept and make his spit look like a boat.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:27 am

Move the party.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:35 am

He'd get a GPS app for his staff.


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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:06 pm

He'd go make another secret hideout far away.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:10 pm

He'd shave

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:18 am

He'd shave Saruman's beard while Saruman was sleeping.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:02 am

He'd buy some popsicles.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Jun 07, 2017 2:20 pm

"One potato, Two potato, Three potato, Four"

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:50 pm

He'd then once again remember that he was never a child and had no family. Then he would proceed to find the nearest physiatrist to help him sort out his false memories.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:02 pm

Escape.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:38 am

Bring long sticks and marshmallows.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jun 11, 2017 3:26 pm

Get a post office box in Rivendell.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:11 pm

Buy a map

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:47 pm

Buy one from a scalper.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:35 pm

Ask Elrond for a loan.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:45 pm

He would enclose it in gold leaf and save it forever.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Billobob » Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:05 pm

He'd mope and start a death metal band with Saruman who according to Treebeard has a mind of metal.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:01 pm

He'd get a gig at the Green Dragon.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:51 am

Move to Mirkwood and play for the spiders.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:13 am

Make a bet as to who could swim to shore faster.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:49 am

Buy new ones

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:16 pm

Blame the Fool of a Took and call on the Eagles to show him the way.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:34 pm

Slap him on the back of the head.

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