What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:33 pm

Hire Treebeard to be his lawyer.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:33 pm

Be the lead singer.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:11 pm

Get a better publicist.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:39 pm

Get an umbrella.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:19 pm

Grab his marshmallows and long sticks.

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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:45 pm

Get up, dust himself off, harumph, and continue as if nothing had happened.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:09 pm

Keep submitting it until they got tired of him and printed it.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:40 pm

Borrow Radagast's knitting needles and make himself a new one.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:50 am

Scream like he was mortally wounded.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:58 pm

Eat the fish. But he'd also build a signal fire to attract help.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:12 pm

Talk all of them into making a flying raft so he could have a ride off the island.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:17 pm

As wielder or the Flame of Anor he would use his staff to light a blaze under water heater.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:48 am

Tell him all he knows about pipeweed.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:42 pm

Get the Eagles to fly him over the traffic jam.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:37 pm

Take all the ale in the Green Dragon and not share it.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:30 pm

Get a real good lawyer

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:13 am

Pick them up, then find something he wanted that only cost seventy cents.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:43 pm

Put in his two weeks notice.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:09 pm

Get Radagast to drive him to the hospital on his bunny sled.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:15 pm

Bop him upside the head and tell him to call a cab.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:15 pm

Buy all his guests umbrellas!

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:25 pm

Make sure Charley was free of all diseases so he wouldn't catch anything nasty


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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:31 pm

Shave and wear a suit

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:53 pm

He'd get a bunch of name tags.... "Hello! My Name Is..."

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:39 pm

Bluster a lot, and insist that he was a wizard. Then do something fancy with his staff to prove it.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:29 am

Hire a darn good lawyer.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:39 pm

Contact the Eagle King and demand his hat be returned.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:09 am

Learn to do the Tango.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Ladykat » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:19 pm

Trade them in for leather pants and a silk shirt.

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Re: What Would Gandalf Do?...Pt.5

Postby Calma » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:18 pm

Ladykat wrote:Trade them in for leather pants and a silk shirt.

WWGD if the hobbits ran up his tab at The Prancing Pony?

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:lmbo: Gandalf in leathers... :lmbo:

Give them a good thrashing.

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