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Postby SuzeQ » Thu Jul 26, 2001 10:30 am

*OUCH*<BR><BR>Suze brushes off the dirt from her painful landing.
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Postby goatboy » Thu Jul 26, 2001 10:55 am

SUZE!!! GO READ YOUR "RAIN" THREAD IN TALK!!!!!<BR><BR>Fairborn HS, class of '87!!!
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Postby SuzeQ » Thu Jul 26, 2001 2:08 pm

Augh! Why are there 12 of everyone everywhere I go!!!!!!!!
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Postby InnocentEvil » Thu Jul 26, 2001 4:50 pm

Um.... K<BR><BR><BR><BR><i>IE flips her hair and looks annoyed. <BR><BR>Well if we're not gonna play golf, I'm going to go get my nails done.<BR><BR><BR>Work? what work?</i>
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Postby Radagast » Thu Jul 26, 2001 5:00 pm

Oh, we ARE playing golf, Innocent, and it is nice to have back here.<BR><BR>But right now, it's the Goody Guys and Gals turn, so the Bad Guys are just standing around and laughing insanely.<BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR>
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Postby B_Athena » Fri Jul 27, 2001 6:02 am

<i> It's the Goody Guys and Gals turn. The Bad Guys are just standing around and laughing insanely.<BR><BR></i> THWACK! <BR><BR><BR>hey!<BR><BR><BR>NO PLAGERISM!<BR><BR><BR>oh.<BR><BR><BR>WELL?<BR><BR><BR>well, what?!<BR><BR><BR>BE CREATIVE.<BR><BR><BR>too early.<BR><BR><BR>OH.<BR><BR><BR>maybe IE or SuzeQ will take a whack at it?<BR><BR><BR><BR>YEAH ITS GETTING DULL HERE.<BR><BR><BR>maybe you should just lea-<BR><BR><BR>THWACK.<BR><BR><BR><BR>ouch.<BR>
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Postby crispycreme » Fri Jul 27, 2001 6:25 am

"FOUR!"<BR><BR>Crispy finally figured out the number after three, and wanted to shout it out to the world. Of course, his ball was also slicing terribly at the same time, so the cry might have had an unintended effect.<BR><BR>"YEOW!" cried an old man with a bad toupee on the 9th hole.<BR><BR>Well apparently not.. <BR><BR>
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Postby Ar-Alexandros » Fri Jul 27, 2001 7:09 am

Ugh! So many info so fast! Welcome back, all yee who left some time behind and reappeared just now! This is getting exciting! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> Oh, and just to curb the excitement a little....
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Postby Ar-Alexandros » Fri Jul 27, 2001 7:12 am

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><b>INTERMISSION</b><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<BR><BR><BR><BR>(insert nice jolly merry music)<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><b>INTERMISSION OVER</b><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Postby Ar-Alexandros » Fri Jul 27, 2001 7:47 am

Before we continue on to the next part of our lovely story, we writers of Ridikerous Roleplay decided to portray a simple, ordinary day of our <b>beloved</b> Narrator! A...<BR><BR>THWACK!<BR><BR> "Ouch!"<BR> "Flattery won't get you anywhere, you insignificant subordinate"<BR> "ok, OK!"<BR><BR> Here's a day from the Narattor's life:<BR><BR><i> The sun gently rose from behind the hills. Warm beams of light slipped into the Narattor's house and caressed him</i>(her? I still haven't figured that out. Anyway...)<i>as he slept. He wavered and slowly opened his eyes, yawning.<BR><BR> "It is the beginning of a glorious day", he whispered, as he gracefully got out of bed and put on his fluffy beaver slippers. Barky, the dog, came to greet him and was awarded a loving stroke. The Narattor prepared coffee and donuts(of course <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>) and picked up the newspaper(Creative Times, Weekly Special Edition) from the doorstep. He sat in his comfy armchair and read the headlines. He nearly choked.<BR><BR> <b> RIDIKEROUS ROLEPLAY WRITERS HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF HAND! BOARD OF NARRATORS DOWNPLAYS CRISIS</b><BR><BR> "Ooooooh, those fools make me look bad! I really must do something about it. Sometime. For now..."<BR><BR> The Narrator stood up and walked to his TV set. He turned it on and switched to Ridikerous Cable Channel. 'Ridikerous Flaura and Fauna' was on. That always calmed the Narrator. Well, that and...<BR> He stretched his hand and dived it into the TV set! The hand appeared inside the TV, inside the Realm of Ridikerous! The hand slowly approached an unsuspecting deer that was grazing at the time. The hand went right above the deer. The hand swooshed down. The hand hit the ground. The hand rose, dripping with blood...deer blood.</i><BR><BR>THWACK!<BR><BR> "Hey, what now??"<BR> "STOP THIS TRANSMISSION! STOP IT NOW! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? STOP IT I SAY! WHAT INSOLENCE! WHAT DEFAMATION! ST..."<BR><BR>*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*<BR><BR><b> Due to technical difficulties, our current transmission will not be continued. We will now proceed with Ridikerous Roleplay.</b>
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Postby goatboy » Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:05 am

Fladnag had just smacked Mike the Dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, and was suffering the consequences. Mike's dog body was standing on Fladnag's chest while Mike's human arms pummeled Fladnag's face. Mike "marked his territory" all over Fladnag to drive the point home.<BR><BR>Meanwhile, the heroes were welcoming their latest addition, SuzeQ, and trying to decide whose turn it was to hit.<BR><BR>"You go." said Scatha to Goatboy.<BR><BR>"No, you go, I insist." Goatboy replied.<BR><BR>"She goes then." Scatha said, pointing to SuzeQ.<BR><BR>"Who goes?" SuzeQ asked, started to get confused and maybe thinking she'd make the wrong decision to join this thread with all of these raving loonies.<BR><BR>"YUGO!" screamed Crispy, having seen one in the parking lot and still amazed that some tinfoil, rubber bands and folding chairs could be called a car.<BR><BR>"Okay, lemme attem!!" SuzeQ declared, set and determined to take the fight to the enemy.<BR><BR>There was a violent flash and a bang, and space-time was rent with much abandon. A black '69 GTO not seen in this thread for over 150 posts appeared with Innocent Evil still at the wheel. The car voiced its derision of Goatboy and the heroes as it came to a rumbling halt right before the tee box. Innocent Evil emerged wearing a skin-tight black leather catsuit, and removed the fabled 'Baba Yaga's Putter of Certain Ultimate Doom' from the backseat.<BR><BR>"Verily we are screwethed." Xatia muttered.<BR><BR>"She don't look so tough!" 'thenie declared defiantly.<BR><BR>IE pointed the putter at 'thenie, and she was blasted with the power of 10,000 bad putts.<BR><BR>"Owwww...." 'thenie groaned.<BR><BR>"My car!" screamed Goatboy, ignoring his friends and charging for the GTO. It had chosen a new owner, however, and smacked him in the family jewels with the passenger door. Goatboy writhed on the ground in pain.<BR><BR>The Lord of Lawyers, Nazgul Lord, Mike the Dog, and Bob walked casually over to Innocent Evil. Nazgul Lord handed her a black ball with a picture of a little white angel on it (with horns). Mike brought her someone else's slippers. Bob handed her a Diet Coke and promised a bag of microwave popcorn when the old guy with the pacemaker was done nuking his burrito. The Lord of Lawyers handed her his card, and pledged his undying love and free legal assistance.<BR><BR>She dismissed them all, walking over instead to the prostrate, urine-stained form of Fladnag, attempting to recover from his puppy-whooping. "Slave," she began after kicking him to see if he was alive. "Mumsie needs a foot massage before finishing this contest."<BR><BR>Fladnag stirred, muttering "aaaass yyoooouuu wiissssshhhhhhhhhh...."
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Postby crispycreme » Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:30 am

(Alex!!! Dag nubbit, you beat me to the punch! I was just about to do a narrator bit! ROFL, btw!!!)<BR><BR>(and Goat? well.. need I really say anything? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> )
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Postby B_Athena » Fri Jul 27, 2001 8:51 am

ROTFL <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>!!!!
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Postby SuzeQ » Fri Jul 27, 2001 9:01 am

Suze crawls off between all the wreckage and carnage and tries to stuff herself down the ninth hole. Unfortunatly she doesn't quite fit. At all. She ends up burrowing her face in the ground with her butt sticking way up in the air.<BR><BR><i>If I can't see them, they can't see me</i><BR><BR>Unfortunatly they do see her. Someone manages to hit a golfball right at her butt.<BR><BR>"*OUCH*"<BR><BR>She pulls her face out of the ground. It is a terrible sight to see. Dirt caked and malformed by anger it would make any small animal melt.<BR><BR>"Who hit me in the butt! They must pay the ultimate price!!!!"<BR><BR>She takes out her putter of doom and begins to menacingly toss a bright pink golfball to herself.
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Postby crispycreme » Sun Jul 29, 2001 1:49 am

(Ok, I'm going all the way to the top, dag nummit!)<BR><BR><i>Illuvatar sat on his throne, beyond Ea, and looked down at the events unfolding upon Ridikerous.<BR><BR>"Yea, even putt putt golf shall be part of my Song," he uttered. "Verily, the ball of the pink and the mouth of the frog shall be interwoven into my themes. Even the one known as Innocent Evil shall do my will, though she knoweth it not."<BR><BR>The Ainu sang in praise.<BR><BR>"And thus," said Eru, bolstered by his yes-men, "I shall construct peace and harmony amongst the races of Arda. All will see the mastery of my vision."<BR><BR>"Um, they're still beating the tar out of each other," said the lone dissenting Ainur.<BR><BR>"Nay, they are not!" declared The One.<BR><BR>"Well, yes they are. Look!"<BR><BR>All of the heavenly host looketh down upon the putt putt course. Mayhem taketh place. The one known as Xatia has a headlock on the Lord of Lawyers. Goatboy is running pell mell away from I.E.'s stiletto heels. Athena and Nazgul Lord are playing Scrabble... FOR MONEY! It is a scene of utter chaos!<BR><BR>"It is in my plan!" said the triumphant Eru.<BR><BR>"It's a bloody mess!" said the dissenting Ainur.<BR><BR>"Stop dissenting!"<BR><BR>"Stop yapping like a cheesy B-movie overlord!"<BR><BR>"FEEL MY WRATH!"<BR><BR>"I smell your breath.."<BR><BR>
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Postby InnocentEvil » Sun Jul 29, 2001 7:07 am

oh my.... I jump back in and am immeadiately abused! I LOVE IT!!!<BR><BR><BR><i>IE's brow furrowed in concntration but she quickly smoothed it over. Fladnag's foot massage did nothing to improve her mood.<BR>"Worries cause wrinkles, worries cause wrinkles!"<BR><BR>None too patiently awaiting her turn, she checked the 'Baba Yaga's Putter of Certain Ultimate Doom's settings to be sure they were on "Lethal". Just then a miss shot by crispycreme happened to pass within fifty feet of her; violating her personal space and annoying her. <BR><BR>Drawing her Magic Wand O'Death from it's she pointed at crispy in exasperation. Gosh darn him! How dare he play golf in HER universe and send a ball to disturb HER air flow. He must be hunted down and punished. His every post must be edited, every new thread moved to a new forum forever to disrupt the flow of his Chi! She would dedicate her life to searching the Forums for CrispyCreme posts to punish punatively!<BR><BR>Probably.<BR>Maybe.<BR>Later</i>
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Postby B_Athena » Mon Jul 30, 2001 7:05 am

Cripsy - ROTFL <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <BR><BR><BR><i>And the Nazgul Lord wrote "alksfha lwoeurv aloweurvqpweo WEU YR ALSDHFALSJHFAROTRA;LFGN."<BR><BR>but thenie protesting: "alksfha lwoeurv aloweurvqpweo WEU YR ALSDHFALSJHFAROTRA;LFGN. insn't a word!!!!!"<BR><BR>but the Lord pulling out his LEGAL DICTIONARY OF ALL EVILNESS said: "yep. 'ere it is... under <b>a</b>... <b>alksfha lwoeurv aloweurvqpweo WEU YR ALSDHFALSJHFAROTRA;LFGN.</b>. hah! thats 78,679,862,789,621,789,637,894 poinsts with the triple word score."he sat back triumpantly.<BR><BR>and thenie: "ummmmm...... HA! CAT! 10 points!"<BR><BR>but the Nazgul: "nope - not in here. <b><BR>c<BR>caaafpiwehthaghprighwp<BR>caapjgaeprjtpwqeihrt[pwh<BR>catihwehrtwieghwihty<BR>cba;erljtae;rjtep'rhgp<BR><BR></b>...sorry! ".<BR><BR><BR>thenie: "damn!"<BR><BR>Narrator: "Sigh."<BR><BR>Crispy: "PENNY!"<BR><BR>Scatha: " "<BR><BR>Xatia: "SAYETH UNCLE!"<BR><BR>Goatboy: "mew."<BR><BR>
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Postby B_Athena » Tue Jul 31, 2001 7:53 am

Now thenie couldnt remember whose turn it was. Nor could she remember what hole they were on. The score was meaningless, as she couldn't remember. In fact she was having a little trouble with her name. but she did remember two things: She didnt like getting beat in Scrable by a Nazgul Lord using the Lord of the Lawyers evil tricky dickytionary; and she knew that she didn't have to remember a Point. There was none. This she knew.<BR><BR><BR>But she also did not know from where this little book had come from. It was in her hand. She didnt pick up, but it was there. It was entitled: READ ME. She wondered. She looked at Xatia. Xatia yelled "Yea, Verily!" <BR><BR>Xatia was beating up Mike the Dog. she asked Mike if he he wanted to Go. did he have to Go? Was there need of Goeth? Mike was wagged his tail, and Xatia took this as a "Yea Verily" and proceeded with the beateth. <BR><BR>But all Thenie heard was the "yeah verily." She began to read the book.<BR><BR><BR><i> "Whats READ?" Goatboy whispered to Scatha.<BR>"It the Color of Cripsy's Virgin Blood."<BR>"HEY!"<BR>"Sorry....the color of the Narrator's Face."<BR>"That's better..."<BR></i> NO IT ISN'T<BR><BR><BR>*THWACK*<BR><BR><BR><i> "Ouch!" </i><BR><BR><BR>Page One talked much about the Origns of the Game and the Rules and the Conditions of Fair Way, and the Height of Wind Mill. So she skipped the boring stuff until she got to the section reading "GOOD STUFF."<BR><BR><i>Number 1 - tag the Nazgul Lord. say to him "YOU'RE IT." </i><BR><BR>Thenie wondered, and tried to remember if this was a good thing, but hey! it was under Good Stuff and so she tagged the Lord. "You're IT!"<BR><BR><BR><i> Number 2 - Run to Hole Number 10. and Drop your ball on the Fairway. Wait for the Nazgul Lord to catch up. They are slow and lazy. </i><BR><BR><BR>So she ran, and just as the book says, the NL WAS slow. and he WAS lazy. Her faith in the mysterious little book that appeared from no where increased.<BR><BR><BR><i> Number 3 - Hand the Nazgul the Normal Club. Point to the Hole. The Hole lies on the otherside of a LightHouse. You can Shoot around, or Through the small passage. Point to the Small Passage. </i><BR><BR>And so Thenie did all the book said, but the Nazgul looked at her and said: "You got to be kidding me!"<BR><BR>He took out the Evil Club of Prefect Putt, Laughed Manaicly and began to putt-putt.<BR><BR><BR><BR>"WAIT A SEC! HOLD THE PHONE! THIS AIN'T RITE." Suddenly to Everybody's amazement, Goatboy wandered through! He handed the phone to Crispy following Faithfully, as Scatha leaned down in front of him, making a step from his body. Goatboy stepped upon Scatha and began to Proclaim: "THIS SHALL NOT BE. CHECK THE RULES AGAIN." <BR><BR>Xatia looked up from her beating. Mike the Dog was gnawing on her arm and she was busy pulling his tail, but his was too much to believe. Goatboy was making sense. Actually Goatboy looked kinda confused too. However, Thenie had recovered from her shock and kept reading.<BR><BR><BR><i> Number 4 - Inform the Nazgul Lord that he must make the shot standing on his head with only the Normal Club. Give him ME to Read. </i><BR><BR><BR>So thenie told 'em, and handed over the book. The NL looked stumped, and passed it to the Lord of the Lawyers. Among other things, the Book was written in the Blood of a Virgin with 13 Signatures in red Ink. There was nothing he could do. His Powers of Legality were Confused by Simplicity of the Book. <BR><BR>Nagul L. attemped the shot. He missed. Repeatedly. But he was trying. He wasnt doing so well. No Balance, you see. And his robe kept flying down. Fladnag was giggling. It was getting a little embarrasing.<BR><BR><BR><i> Number 5 - The Good Guys shoot with Club #2: The I-Never-Miss-Club. </i><BR><BR><BR>thenie shot. she scored. The little red light behind Fladnag's neck went off. the Heroes rejoiced! they looked upon the Plan with Glee and Glee said: HURRAH!<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>And back in Arda, Ea smiled while the Yes-Men sang amazed. <i> You see? it has all worked according to me plan. the Narrator will announce the Score, Peace will be Restored, and the Good Guys again on course. Such is my theme... </i><BR><BR><BR>And the Narrator popped his head from the top of the light house and adjused the Great Plaid Scally on his head:<BR><BR><BR>GOOD GUYS: -1 <BR><BR>BAD MEN: +30<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>And there was much rejoicing, and spitting, and howling, and groveling and spinning and laughing and crying and sighing and speaking and telling and moving and shaking and baking an-<BR><BR><BR>HEY! <BR><BR><BR>what?<BR><BR><BR>SOMEONE ELSES TURN YET?<BR><BR><BR>oh, yeah....<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>and it was good. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby Radagast » Tue Jul 31, 2001 5:53 pm

But the Heroes had forgotten one small detail - the Black Crayon!<BR><BR>And Behold! even as the score was writtenth downth, Fladnag snuck up and CHANGETH IT!!!<BR><BR>And the Power of the Black Crayon was absolute, though Middle Earth could rest with some measure of peace since it was wielded by an idiot such as Fladnag.<BR><BR>Indeed, he was such an idiot that he changed the score to make it a TIE instead of giving the edge to the Bad Guys like any decent Evil Dude would have done.<BR><BR>Meanwhile, the Nazgul Lord was left pondering if his non-corporeal existence might have hindered his ability to stand on his head since he didn't really have one, while the Lord of the Lawyers rounded up a horde of numbered Orcs - virgins all - to make up new rules...<BR>
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Postby crispycreme » Tue Jul 31, 2001 6:29 pm

So our heroes walk away from the putt putt course, knowing that Good tied with Evil. And being the lazy and disengaged sort of folks that they were, they were ok with that. They walked out the main gate of the course, towards the parking lot where the GTO was parked. <BR><BR>Fladnag, the Lord of Lawyers, the Nazgul Lord, Innocent Evil and Mike the Dog were also walking to the parking lot, also lazy and also content with the tie. <BR><BR>The group of evil bumped into the group of good.<BR><BR>"Hey! You spilled your coke on my shirt!" yelled Scatha to Fladnag.<BR><BR>"You bumped into me, you clumsy oaf!" Fladnag retorted.<BR><BR>"Why I outta.."<BR><BR>The two groups piled on top of each other, hitting, kicking, biting, and scratching, making a big, fast swirling ball of arms and legs and curses!<BR><BR>"You rotten little.."<BR><BR>"That'll teach ya..."<BR><BR>"Ooomph!"<BR><BR>"Get back here you wimp!"<BR><BR>"Thou dolt!"<BR><BR>"Fight like a wraith!"<BR><BR>"Here comes ANOTHER lawsuit!"<BR><BR>"I gotta pee.."<BR><BR>And on it went...<BR><BR><BR>Eru looked down on the scene, and smoke started coming from his ears...
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Postby B_Athena » Thu Aug 02, 2001 7:35 am

<i> And in the confusion, the black crayon suddenly became LOOSE! Up it flew, up, up, up, where it got lost in the clouds. it bumbed against an airplane flying by and instantly they were out of alchohol and dinner was mystery meat. it bumbed against an odd looking bird and instantly the dodo's were extinct. it bumbed against a rainbow and instantly the pot of gold turned to brass. it was that evil.<BR><BR><BR>Yet back back back down it came... into Goatboy waiting's hands. Xatia and Thenie screamed for delight and begain to join together in a kick-line. "GOATBOY GOATBOY HE'S OUR GOATMAN, IF HE CAN'T DO IT - NO ONE CAN....YAAAAAAAY"<BR><BR><BR>But apparently the cheering was a little bit too much for the men of the good team and suddenly Crispy was sprinting for the end of the parkling lot, screaming "I'm WIDE WIDE WIDE WIDE!!!!"<BR><BR>Scatha yelled "BLITZ!!!!" and took a dive at Goatboy, yet he too had become enamored of the cheers. He wound up, and released one of the greatest Hail-Mary passes of all time just as Scatha tackled him to the pavement.<BR><BR><BR>UP UP UP, it flew, DOWN DOWN DOWN into the waiting of Crisp- <BR><BR><BR>"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Screamed the girls on the side of the parkinglot, but yes, it fell into the hands of the Nazgul Lord.<BR><BR>"INTERCEPTED" he screamed and began to run down the other end...but Xatia and Thenie understood the True Gravity of the situation and barrelled out form the sidelines, mini-skirts and pom-pom flying and <BR><BR>SMASH! tackled him to the ground!<BR><BR>But the crayon was knocked loose onto the ground....<BR><BR><BR>"FUMBLE!!!" Orc #126 cried as he jumped on the crayon.<BR><BR>"LEAP FROG" Crisy delcared as he jumped over him. Luckily Cripsy had not the height of jump he wished and knocked over the orc.<BR><BR><BR>"I GOTSSSSS IT!!" Scatha cried as he picked it up, but NO! The Lord of the Lawyers was standing next to him.<BR><BR>"Simon says put your hands up!" <BR><BR>Scatha arms flew up for the Lord of the LAwyer did say SIMON SAYS and The Lord grabbed the crayon from him - "idiot" he mumbled....<BR><BR><BR>But Mike the Dog was dying to play and he grappled the crayon from the Lord and took off down field.<BR><BR><BR>But thenie ans Xatia followed quickly and manged to exchange the crayon for a doggie treat!<BR><BR><BR>"AT LAST! AT LAST! WE MADE IT PAST! WE'VE SAVED OUR LAND FROM THAT OLD ASS!!!!!" They flipped and the tumbled and they threw each other in the air with glee, but in their hysterics they threw the black crayon along with the pom-poms!<BR><BR><BR>UP UP UP it flew and DOWN DOWN DOWN it came...<BR><BR><BR>into the hair of INNOCENT EVIL who, busying filing her nails to perfection did not even notice the wild game that played out in front of her.<BR><BR><BR>All stopped in shock. <BR>Thenie and Xatia were speechless as their own stupidy had overwhelmed them. Goatboy and Cripsy ceased arguing about the direction of the play to stare in shock. Scatha said "GEE!" the Nazgul Lord and the Lord of the LAwyers looked at each other in relieved confusion. Mike the Dog peed on NL's foot...<BR><BR>but Fladnag....oh, Fladnag....<BR><BR><BR>laughed.<BR><BR><BR><BR>Innocent Evil raised her head and looked at him with growing horror in her eyes. then the horrow turned to anger. who dares laugh at Innocent Evil? her hand flew to her hair where she removed the Hair-Pin of Death and with a flick of her wrist she sent it flying towards Fladnag!<BR><BR><BR>But it was the black crayon that struck his chest and fell into his hands. "HEY! how did you get out of my pocket?" and he put in back in...<BR><BR><BR>The Bad Guys wandered away in confusion, not quite sure what happened.<BR>The Good Guys wandered away in confusion, not quite sure what just happened. <BR><BR>But they heard him exclaim as they rode out of sight: "what have I got in my pocket?" </i>
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Postby crispycreme » Thu Aug 02, 2001 9:06 am

'Thenie, you are demented, twisted, insane, perverted and generally all in all WEIRD! I LOVE YOU! Can I just drag you on your arse to California and marry you on the spot? You're way too much of a nutcase to be living on the east coast! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby B_Athena » Thu Aug 02, 2001 11:49 am

LOL! oh, i dunno Crispy, it's awfully sudden <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> i think if any of us from Ridikerous got together, at one time, on one coast, the earth would certainly expload! we need to spread the craziness out <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR>besides i dont think east coast bf would appreciate!! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i> thwack. </i><BR><BR>oww! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby goatboy » Thu Aug 02, 2001 4:48 pm

I get stuck entertaining old farts for a week and this happens!<BR><BR>'thenie, that was great. I'll be the best man at THAT wedding! <BR><BR>Well done all! I'll try to get back in here soon!
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Postby B_Athena » Fri Aug 03, 2001 7:08 am

We'll have to drag Xatia across the pond to serve as Maid of Honor, too <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>
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Postby Radagast » Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:29 pm

(Hey, I live on the East Coast, 'thena - that means that there's probably all ready a few too many of us nutcases in one place! Oh, the horror of it all! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>) <BR> <BR>The GHOST OF TOLKIEN shock his head, sadly saying: <BR>"What matter of insane story is this! As we all know, Evil MUST have a large dark tower and plot the doom of the world from there! Nothing about putt-putt courses in Mordor, Angband or any other such place, so there!" <BR> <BR>He vanishes, leaving Fladnag, the Lord of the Lawyers, and Nazgul Lord suddenly back in the Tower of Untimely Doom. Fladnag, being unspeakably evil, has countless Evil Dark Towers scattered all over the land. Rumor has it they are either part of his grand design or he bought them cheap from a previous Dark Lord's "Being Blasted into the Abyss" sale. <BR> <BR>It was late in the day, and Nazgul Lord was getting ready for a date with Adunaphel - the only lady Ringwraith, so now you know why they are all in such a bad mood. <BR> <BR>Fladnag was a bit drunk on the skull-covered throne, but he still had the Black Crayon. The Lord of the Lawyers walked in and said, "You know, we probably should be doing something EVIL this evening..." <BR> <BR>Nazgul Lord replied, "Oh, come on now - we did that LAST evening. I have a date with Adunaphel tonight - now that I got that wretch Kamul to stop following her around like a lost puppy - and I am not going to miss it. Not even if we DO take over the world!" <BR> <BR>Nazgul Lord walked out wearing his best black cloak, his nicely polished crown, and carrying a few breath mints for the Black Breath. <BR> <BR>The Lord of the Lawyers grumbled and then said to Fladnag, "Are you thinking what I am thinking?" <BR> <BR>Fladnag replied, "I think so, LOL, but how would we get Crispy to share his donughts with us at the wedding?" <BR> <BR>The Lord of the Lawyers yelled, "NO, YOU IDIOT! First, NEVER call me LOL again! Second, I am thinking about what we are going to do tonight, Fladnag!" <BR> <BR>Fladnag said, "Oh... What are we going to do tonight, Lordy?" <BR> <BR>"Try to take over the world!" <BR> <BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <BR> <BR> <BR>
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Postby Xatia » Sat Aug 04, 2001 2:44 am

ROTFLOL! See what happens to me if I leave for Scotland!<BR><BR><i>The GOOD GUYS were in some confusion in the parking lot.<BR><BR>Goatboy was suffering backlash of extreme emotion after shock and free hotdogs and his rejection by his car. Crispy, luckily having shaken off the Evil Lines deseise, was sulking at his failure to even touch the Black Crayon in the free-for-all. Thenie was considering a proposal - is it worth exploding the earth with concentrated Redikerousness? - and Xatia and SuzeQ were left somewhat flummoxed.<BR><BR>In fact, only Scatha looked as though he might be doing something interesting, crawling along the ground like that, but on closer inspection it can be seen that he is suffering from the Darkness of the Memory of his Torture with the Black Crayon, not seeking a line of mystic runes like any half-baked hero should.<BR><BR>Slowly it dawned on Xatia what had just happened.<BR><BR>"Waiteth one second!" she cried "Now we art outeth of Fladnags path he canst attempteth again to overtake the world! We musteth run and discover this Black Crayola!"<BR><BR>Crispy's eyes lit up "To the Tower of Uncertain Doom!" he cried.<BR><BR>The scenary blurred. Then re-assembled itself and they were indeed standing in the Tower of Uncertain Doom, to the great amazement of it's denizens.<BR><BR>"Ooops" said Crispy</i>
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Postby crispycreme » Sat Aug 04, 2001 12:15 pm

THE SCENE<BR><BR>Our flummoxed heroes are standing before The Tower of Untimely AND Uncertain Doom.<BR><BR><BR>GOATBOY<BR>What time is it?<BR><BR>SCATHA<BR>I'm uncertain.<BR><BR>XATIA<BR>How did we arriveth here?<BR><BR>SUZEQ<BR>Pantaloons! What?<BR><BR>B_ATHENA<BR>Wow! I have two 'Z' Scrabble© tiles!<BR><BR>CRISPY<BR>If I put a lighted match behind my behind, and I do this... <BR><BR>EVIL LAUGH<BR>Muahahahaha!<BR><BR>SCATHA<BR>Hark! What was that?<BR><BR>GOATBOY<BR>Who's Hark?<BR><BR>HARK<BR>Me, you idiot!<BR><BR>XATIA<BR>We have been discoveredeth! We must flee!<BR><BR>SCATHA<BR>No, wait! We have to enter the fortress and retrieve the Black Crayon!<BR><BR>DEJA VOUS<BR>Wow, this is a new one!<BR><BR>GOATBOY<BR>I say we charge the gates!<BR><BR>B_ATHENA<BR>Charge it to what?<BR><BR>SUZEQ<BR>Crispy! Your pants are on fire!<BR><BR>LOL<BR>lol<BR><BR>XATIA<BR>Alas! I must concureth with Scatha. We must continue our quest. The Waxy Scriber of Ebon must be obtaineth.<BR><BR>THE NARRATOR<BR>I have to stop trying to write this stuff on Saturday mornings.<BR><BR>THE NARRATOR'S BOSS smacks the Narrator<BR><BR>THE NARRATOR smarting from a hand slap<BR>Ow<BR><BR>CRISPY becoming... er, crispy<BR>Ow<BR><BR><BR><BR>
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Postby InnocentEvil » Sat Aug 04, 2001 6:11 pm

I am SOO confused. As long as the GTO still loves me, Fladnag is still evil and crispy is still .. um.. crisp, though, I'll be ok <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby crispycreme » Sat Aug 04, 2001 6:23 pm

THE GTO<BR>Innnocent Evil, do you like Kipling?<BR><BR>INNOCENT EVIL giggling<BR>I don't know, you naughty machine. I've never Kippled!<BR>
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