The Whyners are back - i.e. vol2

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The Whyners are back - i.e. vol2

Postby Yavannië » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:20 am

Okay. Just quoting from the predecessor:

Let's all whine about what ever it is that may be bothering you. And to keep it together, maybe we could form it all as questions, "why--?"
[and if the next poster's got an answer in mind, they're free to share them]

So basically, we why-ne. :D



Why do I keep starting these threads? :?
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Postby rwhen » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:39 am

Why did I have to scrape my windshield yet again at 6am this morning?
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

vison! Alex!Rowanberry!oldtoby!Cock Robin(CR)!Prim!Calma! I will never ever forget you.

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Postby tarathiel » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:07 pm

Why does my house look like a complete tip. Again :roll:

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Postby Crucifer » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:13 pm

Why is TORC taking forever to work for me!?
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Postby Yavannië » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:07 am

Maybe your exploiting your neighbour's connection and it refuses to work properly? :roll:


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Postby tarathiel » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:33 am

Why does my puppy keep trying to put his paws on the keyboard?
He's already accidently sent one e-mail :roll:

And it's not as though any of his friends have computors or e-mails :wink:

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Postby rowanberry » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:46 am

Why do weekends always feel too short? Tomorrow's a workday again, and it will be a busy one... :(
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Postby Yavannië » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:18 am

I know how that is, Rowanberry, but I have no idea why. :(


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Postby Crucifer » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:53 pm

Why will my English teacher not teach me how to write a comparative essay!? And then give us one to do for homework!? WHY!?
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Postby Rwryan » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:21 pm

Why do I keep falling in love with the wrong person? :(
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Postby rowanberry » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:37 am

I wonder why I always get all the "don't know whose business this actually would be" phone calls at work. :roll:
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Postby rwhen » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:17 pm

Why isn't it time to go home from work yet? It feels as if it SHOULD be!!
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

vison! Alex!Rowanberry!oldtoby!Cock Robin(CR)!Prim!Calma! I will never ever forget you.

I will always treasure and remember your appreciation. Thank you. -2007 WCA's
Overwhelmed by your support and appreciation. Thank you. - 2008 WCA's

The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

Yes Ayslhyn, I do still remember.

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Postby Yavannië » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:40 am

Rwryan: :( I hope it gets better :hug:


Why haven't I been online in ages? :shock:
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Postby Rwryan » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:56 am

Yavannië: Thank you for your warm wishes :)

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Postby Yavannië » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:45 am

Forgetting is simply human... :roll:


Why is it slushy again? :(
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Postby MouseofMordor » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:02 am

why does everybody seem to like me even though i am practically never online? :P
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Postby rowanberry » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:36 am

Maybe you're just so funny. :D

Why can't the sun show up, it's so dark when it's cloudy?
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Postby elf-maiden » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:17 pm

Why do I keep procrastinating???
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Postby telcontarian » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:42 pm

Because you have nothing better to do. ;)

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Postby elf-maiden » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:28 pm

telcontarian wrote:Because you have nothing better to do. ;)

HAH!

Why do I never come to Tom's any more, except when I want to contribute vastly to my post count?

It's what Tom's is for?


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Postby MouseofMordor » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:28 am

elf-maiden wrote:Why does life have to be so complicated?


It's as complicated as you make it. Just take it easy. ;)

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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:03 am

Whatever you say, Mouse. :P



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Postby Yavannië » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:41 am

Cause you're a human, Elfy :hug:

Why does the sun sleep while the moon is out? Is she afraid?

She does not sleep while moon is out! In the winter (at least in Finland) they can both be up in the sky. That's pretty :)


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Postby MouseofMordor » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:07 am

why don't i have a witty comment about any of the former questions?
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Postby Yavannië » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:07 am

Maybe you're not a witty person :wink:


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Postby minyacaliel » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:15 am

Because you're too smart and great to work with ordinary and stupid school-work? :P :hug:

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Postby rowanberry » Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:25 am

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's Saturday... :P

Why can't I just relax?
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Postby Yavannië » Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:48 am

Maybe you're just too much like me :lol:
Or, as Min said, perhaps you should listen to Frankie goes to Hollywood more... :D

Because you're too smart and great to work with ordinary and stupid school-work?

Let's say that's true cause it sounds a whole lot better than the explanation I myself had in mind :wink:


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Postby MouseofMordor » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:39 am

maybe you're not in the mood to do anything useful

why do even my best friends laugh at me when i tell an embarressing story?
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Postby Yavannië » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:12 am

Of course they do! That's what embarrasing stories are for! :lol:


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