The Genie Game Part Two

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The Genie Game Part Two

Postby rwhen » Fri May 02, 2008 2:42 pm

I wish I had a million dollars...
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Postby Neana » Fri May 02, 2008 2:45 pm

Granted, but you have to give half of it to me. :P

I wish I could walk on the ceiling.
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Postby GwenElf » Fri May 02, 2008 2:45 pm

Granted, but the government takes it all away in taxes!

I wish for an Italian cappuccino.
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Postby Neana » Fri May 02, 2008 2:49 pm

Granted, but the cap ccino'd off.

I wish for fingernail polish remover.
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Postby basil » Fri May 02, 2008 2:56 pm

Granted, but it does no good for removing the gobs of sticky sugary goodness you've been playing with.

I wish I could hitch a ride on a porpoise, on poipuss.

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Postby rwhen » Fri May 02, 2008 3:01 pm

Granted, but the porpi don't like your smoillly feets..and buck you off.


I wish I had a doxie doggie.
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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby basil » Fri May 02, 2008 3:29 pm

Granted, but it gives you "noxious noogies".

I wish I owned the Dr. Scholl's Foot Care Company.

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Postby rwhen » Fri May 02, 2008 3:32 pm

LOL...yeah, but then you would have to smell all those feets. :D:D:D You are a funny fluffy bunny and I would NEVER eat my doxie.



I wish I was wasting away in Marguiritaville.
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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby basil » Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 pm

Granted, but contrary to the song, it IS your fault!

:lol:

Damn, I wish I could outwit wrennie!

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Postby GwenElf » Fri May 02, 2008 4:23 pm

Granted, but she's so upset that she decides to sail and you never see her again!

I wish I could out-Latin basil. :D
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Postby rowanberry » Sun May 04, 2008 9:05 am

Granted, but now he out-Greeks you.

I wish I could fix my car myself.
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Postby GwenElf » Sun May 04, 2008 11:49 am

Granted, but your car senses this and starts breaking just so it can get more attention!

I wish for a Mediterranean cruise.
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Postby basil » Sun May 04, 2008 4:55 pm

Granted, but you'll never come back.

I wish I could have just one more day off work.

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Postby GwenElf » Sun May 04, 2008 5:59 pm

Granted. Your day off is December 13th, 2032. Enjoy!

I wish fabric stores were open on Sunday.
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Postby Black Serpent » Sun May 04, 2008 6:10 pm

Granted, but they're closed for the rest of the week.

I wish I had a heater in my room. :(
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Postby basil » Sun May 04, 2008 6:23 pm

Granted, but your penguin buddies head for the 'bergs!

I wish for summer weather not to get above 85 F.

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Postby rwhen » Mon May 05, 2008 8:57 am

Granted, but you never get enough sunlight because it is constantly overcast and you think, what the hell and end up moving to the Pacific Northwest.


I wish money grew on trees.
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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby rowanberry » Mon May 05, 2008 9:07 am

Granted. Unfortunately, the massive inflation has made it completely worthless.

I wish that gardening wouldn't require so much work.
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Postby rwhen » Mon May 05, 2008 9:43 am

Granted, but now you lose the love for gardening and you don't grow flowers or veggies any more.


I wish that I didn't have this fever blister.
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

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And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby balrogthane » Mon May 05, 2008 1:31 pm

Granted-- now there's a huge unsightly scar where it disappeared from.

I wish I knew why my car keeps overheating.

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Postby rwhen » Mon May 05, 2008 2:09 pm

Granted, now that you know, do you have the money for a new radiator?


I wish that I was brave enough to get a tiny tattoo. (won't happen)
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby Black Serpent » Mon May 05, 2008 5:22 pm

Granted. You're brave enough to get a big tattoo, but you'll be sorry every time you look at it.

I wish I could handle cameras. :roll:
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Postby GwenElf » Mon May 05, 2008 6:42 pm

Granted, but you still can't take decent photographs.

I wish I could find the right colour vinyl.
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Postby Black Serpent » Mon May 05, 2008 6:52 pm

Granted, it's from the right side of the colour spectrum.

I wish I lived at the bottom of a waterfall.
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Postby Cock-Robin » Mon May 05, 2008 7:12 pm

Granted, but you're wet all the time from the waterfall falling on you.

I wish I had a good job.
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Postby rwhen » Tue May 06, 2008 7:16 am

Granted, but the job is in Caraboo Maine plowing the roads.



I wish I could know what I was going to make for supper.
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

vison! Alex!Rowanberry!oldtoby!Cock Robin(CR)!Prim!Calma! I will never ever forget you.

I will always treasure and remember your appreciation. Thank you. -2007 WCA's
Overwhelmed by your support and appreciation. Thank you. - 2008 WCA's

The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby GwenElf » Tue May 06, 2008 8:23 am

Granted, but you don't know that you're going to burn it.

I wish I didn't have to drive so far to get my fabric.
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Postby rwhen » Tue May 06, 2008 8:52 am

Granted, but now you have tons of fabric and no time for sewing.


I wish that Silly would just post already. :P
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

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I will always treasure and remember your appreciation. Thank you. -2007 WCA's
Overwhelmed by your support and appreciation. Thank you. - 2008 WCA's

The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby rowanberry » Tue May 06, 2008 9:59 am

Granted, but her body has been overtaken by me. :twisted:

Wish my blood pressure were lower.
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Postby fpshimmer » Tue May 06, 2008 10:35 am

Granted. Your I.Q. drops, too, though. :P

I wish I had a giant floor piano (like in the movie "Big" with Tom Hanks). :D
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