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Postby balrogthane » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:41 pm

Yeah, but not to actually feed them to it!

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Postby Vanaladiel » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:42 pm

Well just because someone says something doesn't make it so..
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A tribute to Cynthia 11/14/2005 :rose:

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Postby balrogthane » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:49 pm

Let's add a few more pepperoni slices...

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Postby RoseMorninStar » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:01 pm

I'm gonna build an ark before I float away.........
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Postby balrogthane » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:02 pm

We will rule over this land, and we will call it... This Land!

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Postby RoseMorninStar » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:05 pm

And you think they are going to allow you to have THAT with you in the picture?
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Postby balrogthane » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:17 pm

Sure, why not? The mayor built half a dozen pools in his backyard.

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Postby RoseMorninStar » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:26 pm

I didn't want to do it... :twisted:
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Postby basil » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:11 am

Corncob jelly, cornbread, cracklins and grits just like you ordered.

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Postby lady_of_legolas » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:07 am

Beep. Boop. Bop.
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Postby balrogthane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:36 am

...and so we replace the last screw, and the whole thing can be turned on.

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Postby rwhen » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:29 am

I think you forgot one major thing, hello....we still haven't invented fire.
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

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And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby balrogthane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:35 am

I think you need to lower your caffeine intake.

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Postby rwhen » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:37 am

I tried to do that and unfortunately they returned the check to me.
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:39 am

How many cups of coffee would it take to fill a swimming pool?
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Postby Ugluk » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:24 am

You trust me? Yeah, that's probably not a good idea.
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Postby balrogthane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:39 am

You're tellin' me! Last time I tried, they impounded my unicycle!

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Postby GwenElf » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:47 am

And more than that, he never was an orphan!
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Postby balrogthane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:12 am

Have you brought shame upon a hallowed escutcheon? HAVE YOU?!

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Postby GwenElf » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:50 am

Let me check...... No, sorry, we can't recover any of your files.
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Postby Vanaladiel » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:03 am

Oh well, thems the breaks I guess!
~*Sister of the Twilight*~
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Inyë melmëlyë my love, for you are the melody to which I now dance!!

Bearer of "Elen~Uial"
The Moon Ring of the Twilight Star

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We mourn the loss of Calma she passed away on 07/05/19 ! RIP dear lady! :rose:
Primula Baggins passed away on 02/27/19
Cockrobin has passed away on 02/18/2019 Rest in the arms of Jesus my friend!
oldtoby we will always remember you and your wit and smile! Love you my friend! RIP 1/20/18

Always in our memories, vison :rose:, Alex :rose:, Rowanberry :rose: and Watcher :rose:! Our world is a little dimmer without your smiles!

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Postby balrogthane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:11 am

I guess so... we'll just have to start with the last known location then.

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Postby GwenElf » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:14 am

Or you could just call the pizza guy. Just sayin'.
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Postby balrogthane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:44 am

So if the green goes to the exterior lights, and the blue goes to the timer, what does the octarine go to?

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Postby lady_of_legolas » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:11 pm

Why do you even try to make excuses for him?
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Postby balrogthane » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:36 pm

So the ham doesn't overcook.

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Postby Tygarya » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:45 pm

So, it's a lovely day; crisp, clear and sunny.
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Postby Vanaladiel » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:51 pm

With heavy rain and the wind whipping around the trees......
~*Sister of the Twilight*~
~*Daughter of the Moon*~

Inyë melmëlyë my love, for you are the melody to which I now dance!!

Bearer of "Elen~Uial"
The Moon Ring of the Twilight Star

Bard of the land of Eryn Lasgalen

Mithril Knight of Lore
Mithril Knight of Eryn Lasgalen

Lifetime Award 2010

We mourn the loss of Calma she passed away on 07/05/19 ! RIP dear lady! :rose:
Primula Baggins passed away on 02/27/19
Cockrobin has passed away on 02/18/2019 Rest in the arms of Jesus my friend!
oldtoby we will always remember you and your wit and smile! Love you my friend! RIP 1/20/18

Always in our memories, vison :rose:, Alex :rose:, Rowanberry :rose: and Watcher :rose:! Our world is a little dimmer without your smiles!

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Postby rwhen » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:05 pm

Folks, I will start a new thread for this. Please use that unrelatedness.

Sandra, please close at will.
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

vison! Alex!Rowanberry!oldtoby!Cock Robin(CR)!Prim!Calma! I will never ever forget you.

I will always treasure and remember your appreciation. Thank you. -2007 WCA's
Overwhelmed by your support and appreciation. Thank you. - 2008 WCA's

The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby sandra » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:48 pm

Thank you Rwhen.


So, it's a lovely day; crisp, clear and sunny.
With heavy rain and the wind whipping around the trees

Nice one! :D
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