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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:16 am

Granted. Someone decides you're cheating and shoots you.

I wish my thumb drive would quit giving me errors.

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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:43 am

Granted. Now nothing but that on your computer works.


I wish I never got sick again.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:08 am

Granted. You're so healthy the government puts you in a special cell for study to learn your secret.

I wish my friends lived closer. :(

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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:50 am

Granted. But you're all too busy to ever hang out.


I wish I could sing like Amy Lee.
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:14 am

Granted, but Amy sues you for imitating her (hey, at least you get to meet her now!)

I wish people wouldn't let their kids scream constantly for no reason.
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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:31 am

Granted. But now the kids are running around abusing people for no reason.


I wish I didn't need sleep.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:00 am

Granted. Now you need 180-proof alcohol instead.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:14 am

Granted. Now everything but your head hurts.

I wish certain people in my household were less annoying.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:17 am

Granted. Now only one person is annoying (but hooo boy, are they annoying!).

I wish we could choose who we're attracted to.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:26 am

Granted, but now you find everyone repulsive.

I wish I had more willpower.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:37 am

Granted. You test it out by refusing to breathe and discover your willpower now beats out your involuntary functions.

I wish I knew why I was shaking... :roll:

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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:51 am

Probably because you're involuntarily attracted to someone? :P

I wish I also didn't have a headache...must be contageous BT.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:56 am

Granted. You no longer can feel anything, and accidentally chop your hand off without feeling it.

I wish I had a kitteh.

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Postby Ugluk » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:08 pm

Granted. You share a home with two pit bulls that hate kittens.



I wish I had a German Shepherd.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:29 pm

Granted. It promptly escapes and mauls three mailmen and a two-year-old.

I wish I had the Iron Man DVD.

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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:02 pm

Granted. It has hidden messages in it that make you turn into a serial killer.


I wish I enjoyed doing homework.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:07 pm

Granted. You hate everything else though. Even Amy Lee.

I wish I were better at communicating when it really matters. :roll:

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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:13 pm

Granted. Now everyone wants to talk to you constantly, and you no longer have time for a life.


I wish junk food was good for me.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:19 pm

Granted. It's now loaded with all the nutrients you could ever need. Unfortunately, it still makes you fat, so you balloon to the proportions of a hippo.

I wish I had kept my mouth shut.

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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:39 pm

Granted. Now someone thinks you're a rude jerk.


I wish I was the best author alive.
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Postby ShadowSwallow » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:01 pm

Granted. But now you don't do anything but write books.

I wish life were more peaceful.
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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:32 pm

Granted. Now it's so peaceful, it's completely boring.


I wish I was always warm.
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:38 pm

Granted. Someone kidnaps you, tranquilizes you, and turns you into a space heater.

I wish my family would hurry up and watch Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:47 pm

Granted, but they hate it.

I wish there were more tv shows on hulu!
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:50 pm

(I fear your response to Nightmare Before Christmas may be prescient... :roll: )

Granted. All the ones you hate are on there now. :D

I wish I could fly.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:14 pm

Granted, but you're having problems mastering the steering and altitude aspects.

Why does my sister have such a chip on her shoulder?
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:17 pm

She was out chopping wood, and hasn't brushed off yet.

Why can't my parents get along? :(

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:57 pm

Because... just because? :( :hug:

Why did Firefly have to get canceled?
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Postby balrogthane » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:07 pm

Because of the moneygrubbing so-and-sos at Fox.

Why is beef so tasty?

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:33 pm

Because it's God's gift to mankind. :love:

Why does coding have to be so complicated?
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