Nazguls Nine Word Novella!!

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Nazguls Nine Word Novella!!

Postby rwhen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:26 am

Once there were six nazguls that lived in a.....
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

vison! Alex!Rowanberry!OldToby

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Postby rowanberry » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:10 am

haunted house right next to the great forest where...
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:15 am

many, many strange things were said to have happened.
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Postby ngaur » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:22 am

We interrupt for these commersial messages. Be right back!
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Postby rowanberry » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:26 am

Istari White - when your clothes need to really shine!
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:28 am

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. :)
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Postby rwhen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:46 am

the big bad wolf lived. They got along until.....
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

vison! Alex!Rowanberry!OldToby

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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby rowanberry » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:32 pm

one of the nazguls lost a ring that he...
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Postby rwhen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:47 pm

had hidden under his pillow. "It's GONE my precioussss.....
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

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Postby RoseMorninStar » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:56 pm

shiney bit of precious metal. What ever shall I...
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Postby Tygarya » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:25 pm

do?" Then he got paranoid about the wolf stealing.....
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:47 pm

into his bedroom in the middle of the night.
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Postby rwhen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:55 pm

So he called Aragorns Alarm Systems and had them.....
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Postby Tygarya » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:16 pm

install an alarm, but it was already too late....
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Postby rwhen » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:21 pm

the ring was GONE. Now, the wolf knew a....
Love is as big or as little as a hug!!

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Postby Tygarya » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:25 pm

secret, for he had not taken the ring but.....
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:28 pm

it was a sly creature by the name of...
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Postby Tygarya » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:32 pm

Oscar the Grouch who lived in a rubbish bin.....
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Postby Calma » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:06 pm

Now this particular Grouch was known for his bad...
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Postby Tygarya » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:07 pm

meh
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:07 pm

manners, messy lifestyle, and questionable language. He also smelled.
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Postby Tygarya » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:11 pm

cross posted with Rose....ignoring my last post.....



When the wolf approached him regarding the ring he....
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:31 pm

cackled loudly and said, "I'll tell you if you...
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Postby Tygarya » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:40 pm

do me a favour and kill little red riding....
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:35 pm

...hobbit who has been nothing but a thorn in...
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Postby Calma » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:02 pm

...my big toe. But you have to be quick...
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:13 pm

..because little red riding hobbit is quick as can...
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:33 am

be, especially when she has a nazgul after her.
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:58 am

So the nazgul called together his posse of ugly...
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Postby Calma » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:30 am

...no good doer's and formulated a plan of destruction.
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