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Postby rowanberry » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:50 pm

found anywhere in Mordor. Instead, they dragged an old...
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Postby rwhen » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:57 pm

copy of In Cold Blood up from the dungeon.....
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:17 pm

... and they all took turns reading aloud from the...
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:25 am

...ancient tome. Presently, someone noticed newbie resembled Truman Capote!
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:00 pm

"Hey! You look like that guy that wrote this!"
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:04 am

"I don't!" he cried in a high nasally voice
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Postby rwhen » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:35 am

and adjusted his pink tutu. "I am not he."
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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby rowanberry » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:27 am

The others laughed. "Well, he certainly didn't dress like...
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:22 am

...as fine and natty as you do." someone said.
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Postby rwhen » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:31 pm

"Well, if you feel that way, I'll just go."
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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby rowanberry » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:10 am

And, suddenly, the newbie disappeared into the thin air...
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Postby rwhen » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:10 am

Now THAT made them stratch their bald heads. Then....
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The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:47 am

the balrog said, "Let's begin with the character's motivation..."
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Postby rowanberry » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:38 am

which to me simply seems to be that he...
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Postby rwhen » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:01 pm

um, killed in cold blood?" These guys are LAME.....
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I will always treasure and remember your appreciation. Thank you. -2007 WCA's
Overwhelmed by your support and appreciation. Thank you. - 2008 WCA's

The Expected Party!! is now on the road to Gondor to celebrate. Join us.

And getting into trouble with Rally The Eldar.

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Postby RoseMorninStar » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:31 pm

... and just WHERE did that dumb guy disappear to?
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Postby rowanberry » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:27 am

The potted palm rustled, but nobody could be seen.
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:04 pm

From out of nowhere the words 'Veeeeerrry interesting' could ...
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:09 am

...be heard. "But STUPID!" was shouted at the last...
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Postby Ladykat » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:55 pm

moment. "Who said that?" the Balrog snarled angrily, turning....

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Postby rowanberry » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:58 am

toward the crowd to discover the culprit. But everybody...
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:24 am

looked toward the ceiling, whistling innocently. Then, Ceiling Cat...
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Postby rowanberry » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:00 am

dropped a can of cat food on one unhappy...
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Postby Ladykat » Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:30 pm

goblin, who promptly ate it, can and all. The....
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:18 am

basement cat rose from the caverns, throwing kitty litter...


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Postby rowanberry » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:43 am

at everybody and shedding masses of black hair, which...
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:13 pm

..stuck to everything and smelled of fishy cat food.
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:18 am

"Oh, GROSSSSSS!!!" cried the Balrog, throwing down his book...
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Postby rowanberry » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:19 am

which hit a dwarf on the head, and jumped...
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:37 am

...into a nearby lake to wash off the cat ...
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