What would Gandalf do if...

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Postby Yavannië » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:08 pm

A new game! :D

Let's all gang up on Gandalf and put him in all these tricky situations :twisted:
And then the next poster gets to describe what he decides to do.


I'll start then.


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Postby minyacaliel » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:47 pm

He would have settle for Nicorette Leaves. :shock:

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Postby Calma » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:19 pm

He'd have to rely on public transportation...

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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:53 pm

He would wake him up subtly with a rousing burst of fireworks. ;)

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Postby SilverScribe » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:53 pm

He'd use a Moth-A-Gram to call one of Gwahair's Eagles to fly him to the other side.

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Postby krawler » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:33 pm

He'd contract some temps from Dale until he could hire permanent replacements.

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Postby Ugluk » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:16 pm

Climb on his staff and flot out!



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Postby rowanberry » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:26 pm

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Postby Ugluk » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:57 pm

Get on a table and dance!



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Postby Calma » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:57 pm

He'd load it up in a wheel barrel and take it to Sam for fertilizer.


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Postby SilverScribe » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:21 pm

He'd open up Mount Orodruin Hot Springs and Natural Spas and make a boatload of money.

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Postby krawler » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:48 pm

He'd leave Elrond off his birthday invitation list next year.

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Postby elf-maiden » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:07 pm

Ask him "when did Radagast the Brown abandon reason for madness?!" and give him a good whack with his staff next time they met.


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Postby SilverScribe » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:35 pm

He'd send Merry and Pippin to isengard to fetch him a barrel from Saruman's hoard.

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Postby elf-maiden » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:43 pm

Turn them into something...unnatural.

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Postby rowanberry » Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:43 am

He would laugh heartily "ho-ho-ho" and remind the kid to be nice, otherwise there would be no presents.


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Postby elf-maiden » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:47 am

Tell him to be silent and keep his forked tongue behind his teeth. And that he did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!


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Postby Ugluk » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:33 pm

Act like he had no idea.



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Postby elf-maiden » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:37 pm

Act like he liked them.


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Postby Ugluk » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:24 pm

Challenge him to a Wizard's Duel.



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Postby elf-maiden » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:43 pm

Chuckle all Gandalf-like and pat him on the head.


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Postby Ugluk » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:22 pm

Set him on fire.




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Postby elf-maiden » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:53 pm

Celebrate by smoking weed with one of his favorite hobbits.


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Postby Calma » Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:26 pm

He would learn to sing *It's Not Easy Being Green* go on a college concert tour with Kermit the Frog.

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Postby krawler » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:33 pm

Call the catcher a fool for not believing that cookie theft is a part of his grand design in defeating Sauron once and for all.

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Postby elf-maiden » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:37 pm

He'd use Wizardly White, the only laundry detergent to completely bleach all color out of everything - it's practically magic!


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Postby Ugluk » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:51 am

Stomp on it.



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Postby PaulC » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:23 am

He would roll a cigarette.



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Postby Yavannië » Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:57 am

He would give them their blessing and perform the wedding ceremony himself.


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Postby minyacaliel » Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:01 am

Put constant fireworks and flames above Shire. :twisted:

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