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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:09 pm

He would shave his beard off.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:37 pm

Invest in heating appliances to counteract the drop in temperature from hell freezing over.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:39 pm

He would settle for eating a chicken instead.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:43 pm

Go rescue the Hogfather and bring the sun back. ;)

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:48 pm

He would pull one out of the many pockets in his wizard-y robe.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:51 pm

Pop three Ibuprofen and keep on truckin'.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:57 pm

Slather himself in Aloe and wear a large hat.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:59 pm

Go in with a derivative.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:09 pm

He would force them to sit down and read through the entire archive! :shock: Such horrors cannot be tolerated.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:10 pm

Be miserable without knowing it, until he was exposed to the awesomeness!

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:15 pm

He would be horrified and slightly flattered, but mainly horrified.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:18 pm

Go beat that white pansy chick up and fix the problem.

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Postby elf-maiden » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:28 pm

Switch to velvet.


What would Gandalf do if he missed the WCAs?
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Postby balrogthane » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:15 am

Get Vairë the Weaver to pop him back in time.

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Postby sandra » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:13 am

You all know the rules and this is taking too much advantage! If it happens again the matter will go further...
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