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Postby Vanaladiel » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:23 pm

Thank you dear!! But no it isn't the one. ;)

He would wear one that shimmers as he walks.

WWGD if he was told he must marry before midnight on new years eve or lose his powers forever?? (the date is Dec. 25th)
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Postby SilverScribe » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:33 pm

He'd conjure up a bride, go to Las Vagas for a quickie New Year's Eve wedding, then get it annulled New Year's Day and resume his life.

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Postby Cynara » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:34 pm

Find the Balrog and try to make up for that really bad date in the First Age! (Why do you think the Balrog was so mad!?)

What would Gandalf do if he was invited to a meeting of the White Council, only to find that there were aliens waiting to eat anyone who showed up? ;):P
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Postby elf-maiden » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:34 pm

Wear nothing, of course! :P


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Postby SilverScribe » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:35 pm

LOLOL cross posting like mad things!

*goes cross-eyed*

And something tells me sandra will be around to lock this puppy soon . . .
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Postby elf-maiden » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:16 pm

Should I call PETA?
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Postby balrogthane » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:21 pm

The answer to that question, Elfy, is always "No."

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Postby Cynara » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:24 pm

I'm still waiting for PETA to show up on m--eh, someone's tipoff about your treatment of platypi, BT!

Anywhoozles, they'd talk philosophy.

What would Gandalf do if PETA took away Radagast's menagerie?

(NOT to be confused with his lingerie!)
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Postby Erufailon.Atanvarno » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:27 pm

Ask himself what People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) wants with Radagast's menagerie, and then go look up "menagerie" to see what it means.

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Postby balrogthane » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:31 pm

Get a supply of caffeine to keep up with ALL THE SPAMMING. :x

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WWGD if he needed a haircut?

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Postby Cynara » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:33 pm

Ignore the current fashion trends and grow a beard! (Oh wait, he did that)

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Postby basil » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:32 am

Work on that Killer Pelvic Move and git mo' dolluh beels!

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Postby Vanaladiel » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:52 am

He would make an antidote to give to the elfies!!!

WWGD if he decided he wanted to start his own clothing line??
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We mourn the loss of another wonderful man from TORC! oldtoby we will always remember you and your wit and smile! Love you my friend! RIP 1/20/18

Always in our memories, vison :rose:, Alex :rose:, Rowanberry :rose: and Watcher :rose:! Our world is a little dimmer without your smiles!

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Postby Erufailon.Atanvarno » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:55 am

Soon realize a one-piece tunic, sold in either grey or white, doesn't make much profit.

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Postby Vanaladiel » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:00 am

A mustang cause he is into horses. Everyone knows that!!!

What would Gandalf do if he was told that he had diabetes and heart troubles?
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Inyë melmëlyë my love, for you are the melody to which I now dance!!

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The Moon Ring of the Twilight Star

Bard of the land of Eryn Lasgalen

Mithril Knight of Lore
Mithril Knight of Eryn Lasgalen

Lifetime Award 2010

We mourn the loss of another wonderful man from TORC! oldtoby we will always remember you and your wit and smile! Love you my friend! RIP 1/20/18

Always in our memories, vison :rose:, Alex :rose:, Rowanberry :rose: and Watcher :rose:! Our world is a little dimmer without your smiles!

A tribute to Cynthia 11/14/2005 :rose:

For my dad who now resides with the Lord! :rose: 05/11/16 I love you daddy and will see you again someday in Glory!

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Postby SilverScribe » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:44 am

Magick up himself the Ultimate Cure and go Balrog hunting to get his blood up.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:28 pm

Change his name and vanish.

WWGD if he found we were posting here during the WCAs?

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Postby SilverScribe » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:46 pm

Scowl at us severly and give us some high and mighty speech about priorities.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:03 pm

Bellow "bring it on!!!!!" and then have himself some Warg stew later on.

WWGD if he had to present an award for Greatest Wizard, and he knew the winner was Saruman?

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Postby Erufailon.Atanvarno » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:12 pm

Rig the award.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:16 pm

He'd manipulate the threads of history until a Nazgul was sent on a mission to investigate the awards, then have an Eagle dive-bomb the Nazgul and do a thrilling air-to-air leap from the Eagle to the fell beast, then slay the beast at just the right moment so it plunged down through the roof of the auditorium right before his award was announced.

WWGD if he needed caffeine and there was none to be found?

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:16 pm

He'd go on a quest to find some, no matter how far.

WWGD if his staff broke?
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Postby Cynara » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:23 pm

Order up a dozen replacements, because this has happened a lot!

WWGD if he was ordered into Anger Management, and couldn't have his staff or horse back until he passed?
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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:34 pm

He would sit silently through the meetings envisioning the leader's hair disappearing a ball of smoke and flame.

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Postby balrogthane » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:40 pm

Achieve peace at the cost of several trolls' lives.

WWGD if he was diagnosed with diabetes?

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:56 pm

He would sail into the west and take it up with the Valar.

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Postby basil » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:58 pm

ROTGLHAO so hard that he'd lose.

What would Gandalf do if he found out that the adapter for his Wizard's Staff Power Cord which worked just fine in Gondor would not work in Rivendell or Fangorn?

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:02 pm

He would run an extension cord from Gondor to Rivendell/Fangorn.


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Postby SilverScribe » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:23 pm

Buy himself a shiny new Zen Micro. ;)

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Postby Vanaladiel » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:44 pm

Have a great time pudding diving!!

WWGD if he found out that Sauron wasn't the bad guy after all??
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Bard of the land of Eryn Lasgalen

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