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Postby Volcanus » Sat Jul 07, 2001 9:23 pm

Hey the bartender screams out canamarth"come over here!".<BR><BR>She walks over and Volcanus gives her a drink"On the House!"
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Postby FoulOleRon_No2 » Sun Jul 08, 2001 4:00 am

Foul nodded to Nobby, the watchman.<b>See!? Oh i'm going to enjoy this potato!</b>
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Postby Canamarth » Sun Jul 08, 2001 10:22 am

"That is so very generous of you," Canamarth said. "Seeing that as a member of staff I don't have to pay for the drinks and food anyway." She smiled sweetly at scarface, hoping that he hadn't heard the sarcasm in her voice. Sometimes she was just too quick in her replies. That guy looked really threattening.<BR><i>Time to try a different strategy here,</i> Canamarth thought. "What is your name, sweetheart?" she asked.
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Postby Khorazir » Sun Jul 08, 2001 10:29 am

The kid had realised that the lady, after a rather extended stay behind the counter, had approached him, but then the giant bartender had called her to him. Nobby catched snatches of the conversation Foul had with the watchmen, and grinned to himself. "What do you think?" he asked the librarian. "D'you believe those two would make a nice couple? They're a bit odd, sizewise." "Oook", said the librarian and grinned, so that impressive yellow teeth were bared. Then he nudged the kid again. "Oook!" "All right, I go and ask", Nobby said hesitantly. "But you come with me!"
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Postby Volcanus » Mon Jul 09, 2001 3:40 am

Volcanus<BR><BR><BR>I heard the sarcasm !!!!!!!!<BR><BR><BR>I never knew you were a member of the staff <BR><BR><BR>WHat job??
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Postby Canamarth » Mon Jul 09, 2001 4:32 am

"I'm the barmaid," Canamarth answered. <i>Volcanus,</i> cool name.<BR>"Sorry to be so bold, but you just don't look like your typical barkeeper. What was it you did before? Smith? Warrior? Knight? Guard? Assassin?"<BR>The boy Nobby pulled at the dirty cloth she was still trailing behind her but she ignored him for the time being.
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Postby Khorazir » Mon Jul 09, 2001 5:05 am

Nobby shrugged. "I guess it's better when we don't interrupt them now", he whispered to the librarian who was behind him. "Or Foul is gonna lose his bet." "Oook?" "Yeah, I know. But the ladies have waited so long already. And maybe they've already found another way to get rid of this unwelcome customer. I hope they have. 'Cause when they get angry at me and throw me out, I'll use my lodging." "Oook, oook", said the librarian. Nobby's face lit up. "Really? Wow, that would be something. I've heard about the library, of course. Is it true that they have books in there that must be chained to the shelves." "Eeek!" "Wicked!" <BR><BR>Thus talking, he waited until Canamarth would turn to him again.
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Postby Volcanus » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:16 am

Well thanks for the complement.<BR><BR>Yeah i am a warrior.<BR><BR>I am the leader of the black knights of mordor!<BR><BR><BR>I am basically a killer.<BR>Need anyone bumped off??
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Postby Canamarth » Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:13 am

Canamarth smiled on him. "I think I can take care of these things myself," she whispered into his ear.<BR>Then she realized that the boy was still standing right next to her. "What do you want?" she bent down to him - just slightly for the boy was in fact not much smaller than she was.<BR>"A bottle of Scumble," he breathed into her ear.
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Postby Volcanus » Wed Jul 11, 2001 3:38 am

Really said VOlCANUS with a smile on his face.<BR><BR>Since when did women become killers???<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Oh and i'll get the scrumble for you kid
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Postby Canamarth » Wed Jul 11, 2001 5:11 am

"He's not my kid!" Canamarth exclaimed. "I wouldn't give my kid any scumble." She looked down at the boy and raised an eyebrow. "What do you need the stuff for?"<BR>"It's not for me," the boy pleaded. "I was just sent to get it."<BR>"By whom?"<BR>"By my hosts..."<BR>"And who are they?"<BR>"Seamstresses."<BR>"Oh, I see..."<BR>Canamarth grabbed the scumble Volcanus held out to the boy and handed it over to the latter. <BR>"There you go. I know they have a very very hard life. All the sowing, the dangerous needle-work..."<BR>The boy blushed and put the flask away. "Ok, I need to be going..."
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Postby Volcanus » Wed Jul 11, 2001 7:58 am

The kid ran of with the bottle in his hands.<BR><BR>"So.....whatcha wanna talk abou??"
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Postby Canamarth » Wed Jul 11, 2001 8:23 am

"Uh, me?" Canamarth asked. "I didn't say that I wanted to talk. But now that you mentioned it - not such a bad idea."<BR>Canamarth scratched her nose - a sign that she was thinking hard. "The weather? No, too boring. It's probably raining anyway." Canamarth frowned, then her face lightened up when she finally thought she had found a topic worth talking about. "Scars," she exclaimed. "What about scars?"<BR>Volcanus only frowned at her.<BR>"You know, behind every scar there is a most intersting story to tell. How did you come by that big one in your face?"<BR>Canamarth sat down on the counter and eagerly awaited Volcanus' story. She liked her new job as a barmaid. It all wasn't too difficult.
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Postby Volcanus » Thu Jul 12, 2001 3:37 am

"SCARS is it,"volcanus said with a smirk on his face.<BR><BR>"WEll i was born in a volcano.THat is how i got my name and scar!"<BR><BR>"THAT answer your question."<BR><BR>AND SAYING THIS VOLCANUS WENT TO GET A FEW DRINKS AND SOON RETURNED!!
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Postby Canamarth » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:11 am

Born in a volcano? Now that sounded interesting. Canamarth wondered if his mother had happened to fall down the crater just before he was born. And how he then came to just have a scar on his face intead of having been burned. Strange guy, indeed. Maybe he was fireproof.<BR>Foul looked over at her and gestured towards the patrons. Canamarth frowned back at him. Oh, yes. She was supposed to work, wasn't she? Though she still did not have a clue what to do really. <BR>She decided she'd be so bold as to walk over to the tables and see what came her way.
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Postby Volcanus » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:44 am

"Well,"said Volcanus calling Canamarth back "I have the ability to read minds!"<BR><BR>"REally funny i'm laughing to death.............Oh wait i'm already dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Postby Volcanus » Fri Jul 13, 2001 5:53 am

"So..............................Where were you born huh??"
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Postby Canamarth » Fri Jul 13, 2001 6:27 am

'Now, this guy is really weird...' Canamarth thought. He didn't smell as if he were dead. But there certainly was something uncanny about him.<BR>"I was born in the East," Canamarth answered. "Little village which would not ring a bell. Can I go and serve the customers now?" she asked, eager to put some space between her and the strange man for the moment.
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Postby Volcanus » Fri Jul 13, 2001 9:19 pm

Canamarth comes back after a few moments and says,"Prepare two bowls of peanuts and a bottle of scrumble."<BR><BR>As Volcanus fixes the orders he starts speaking again,"You know if you want i can get you into the donut guild.Whatcha say??"
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Postby Canamarth » Sat Jul 14, 2001 5:21 am

"The Donut guild?" Canamarth frowned. "What kind of club is that then? I am already member of a guild." She stood on tiptoes to whisper into the tall man's ear: "The A...-guild, if you know what I mean. It's all a big secret. Just that everyone knows about it."<BR>Volcanus set the scumble and the peanuts in front of her. She brought them to a table which was surrounded by young men who seemed to be new in Ank Morpork. And they certainly hadn't drunk scumble before. Two fell unconscious immediately and the other three - well, they weren't very communicative for the rest of the evening.<BR>"Some milk, please," Canamarth demanded when she came back to the bar. When Volcanus looked at her with a frown she added: "There's a troll who wants it."<BR>While Volcanus went to search for milk - nothing that was to be found easily in the <i>Mended Drum</i> - Canamarth looked around for Foul. Where could he have gone to?
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Postby FoulOleRon_No2 » Sun Jul 15, 2001 12:49 pm

occ- I've been in blackpool folks, and it was BEEEEEEEEEP!<BR><BR><i>foul walked over to his two staff members with a smile. A big one.</i> Well, you two really work wellt together and you allowed me to have an interesting chat with those watchmen... very interesting. Anyway, have a drink on me and we will have a chat.
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Postby Canamarth » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:26 am

"Well, it's another scumble for me," Canamarth said. She drowned the drink as if it were water. And it had about the same effect on her. Namely, nothing. There was just one drink she could not live up to. Heaven knows what she did once she drank only a tiny sip of it. She didn't remember from the three or four times she had been convinced to try it. Strawberry juice just had nasty effects on her...<BR>"Well, Foul, what news are there among the <i>little ones</i>?" the small lady ventured.<BR><BR>OOC: Hope you didn't fall off the tower...
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Postby Volcanus » Tue Jul 17, 2001 3:42 am

Volcanus took out 3 scrumbles and joined foul and canamarth at a table in the corner.<BR>"Here ya go"he said passing the scrumble."So how was blackpool?"...........
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Postby FoulOleRon_No2 » Tue Jul 17, 2001 11:58 am

<i>Foul winces.</i><BR><BR>...Never...never talk of that place my friends.. but now, let us talk of old times! <BR><BR><i>and talk they did, for hours. The conversation filled with laughter and smiles. But then...</i>
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Postby Volcanus » Wed Jul 18, 2001 3:36 am

Soon Volcanus went back to the bar,Foul went indside and Canamarth went to atend a few tables.<BR><BR>Suddenly the door swings open and a man walks over to the bar......
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Postby Canamarth » Wed Jul 18, 2001 4:52 am

They talked for what seemed ages till people from the tables actually came up to the bar to order new drinks. Some of them had sat dry for more than an hour till they realized that the there would be no service. <BR>Canamarth jumped up and went to the tables to take orders. Another milk for the troll, ale for the rest of the patrons, and two scumble for a daring couple. The woman coughed after she had drowned it but managed to keep sitting upright. Her husband just slumped to the floor.<BR>Two men were trying to pick a fight with the knitting troll-women. Canamarth apologized to the trolls and threw the troublemakers out. She was really beginning to like this job.<BR>On her way back to the bar, Canamarth more felt than saw that somebody had opened the door again right behind her. She turned around to welcome the new customer.
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Postby Volcanus » Thu Jul 19, 2001 3:33 am

THe customer sat at a table and motioned to Canamarth to came and take the order!
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Postby Canamarth » Thu Jul 19, 2001 7:04 am

OOC - Seems noone else is willing to join...<BR><BR>Canamarth moved gingerly over to the new customer.
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Postby Volcanus » Fri Jul 20, 2001 3:32 am

Ok i'll talk to you later.Take that guys order he is gettin angry!!
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Postby Canamarth » Fri Jul 20, 2001 3:58 am

"Ok, what do you want?" Canamarth addressed the new patron who had sat down at a table in a dark and rather filthy corner of the <i>Drum.</i> Not that there was a lot of clean space in it anyway.
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