The Land of OOC ... Chapter One - A Word Aside

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Postby InnocentEvil » Tue Oct 02, 2001 5:41 pm

<i>Arwen had just finished giving Snowdawg the rocker his instructions when she noticed CrispyCreme trudging by as if in a more trancelike state that normal. Fearing even more damage to her DarlinDonut, she followed him at a safe distance. Crispy seemed to be muttering something to himself as he shlepped. <BR><BR>"Must be debriefed. Must be debriefed..."<BR><BR>Up ahead Arwen noticed InnocentEvil turning onto the same path as Crispy. She hung back a bit fearing that the Domoderatrix might notice her precense and question it. However both the mods merely continued on in the same direction. Neither looked down any of the other halls or checked into any threads. Preoccupied w/ keeping an eye on Crispy and IE that she failed to look both ways before stepping out into the hall and someone bumped into her from behind.<BR><BR>"Why don't you watch where you're going, ya bloomin' onion!!" huffed Orodreth. His red face and less than calm demeanor betrayed what must have been hours worth of following InnocentEvil around making snide comments after her in threads combined w/ frustration built up from having his most harmless postings edited most Evilly. "I had almost caught up to her and now...." he trailed off as EA and OrcOverseer both came around another corner and went in exactly the same direction as the other mods.<BR><BR>Ent and Elf looked at one another. One raised an arched eyebrow and the other's gnarled knot-eyes gleamed as they said simultaneously, "something's up here." Arwen extended her hand and pulled Orodreth to his feet. They both started off down the hall after the mod squad. <BR><BR>As they moved further into THE BOWELS OF TORC other mods came onto the main artery they traveled and joined the four ahead. Fearing detection, Arwen and Orodreth hung back even farther. Abruptly the collective made a turn. The two pursuers had to rush to catch up. As they rounded the same corner the mods had gone down they were just in time to see the group make yet another turn. This time when Arwen and Orodeth got to the corner, the whole passle had vanished into thin air.<BR><BR>"They can't just disapear," said Oroderth. "They don't ALL have rings or anything. They must have gone into one of these rooms." But as the two looked around the unfamiliar hall they realized there were no doors down it's length. Smooth walls with barely a chink led seemingly on and on. They both checked up ahead to see if it was possible squad had just beaten them to a turn. The halls rang with thier footsteps but no other sound reached thier ears.<BR><BR>"Well," said Arwen w/ a sigh. "Let's face it. We've lost them."<BR><BR>Orodreth glared at her before growling, "oh FINE! But I was THIS close. That sneaky little post editing... " he tromped off to the Alliances area still growling and plotting his revenge on IE, his nemesis.</i>
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Postby orodreth111 » Tue Oct 02, 2001 6:28 pm

Tehehehehe!!!! This thread may just bring about my demise....<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
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Postby Snowdog » Tue Oct 02, 2001 7:28 pm

<i>Snowdog, on his assigned Mission from Arwen, moved with stealth through the halls. He heard footsteps, and since he worked alone he hid in the ventilator duct. From what he could see, it appeared the Mod's had forsaken their mopeds and were marching toward... what???<BR><BR>Snowdog crawled through the ventilator and looked in each room he came to. Coming to one room he peered through teh vent screen and saw the mods all lining up and stepping into their very own alcove! It was Mod Control! Above each alcove was a bigscreen TV that played back all the threads they had visited that day. The Giant Starbucks Logo, complete with the bellybutton, was connected to each alcove!<BR><BR> She talks!<BR><BR>"Mod 10 of 20, why didnt you delete this offending post in thread #529068? It is a clear violation of TOS. You are now 1 of 20!"<BR><BR>The Starbucks queen then closed her eyes and dark brown liquid started flowing from her to each of the alcoves where a mod was.</i> <BR>
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Postby IsildursHeir » Tue Oct 02, 2001 7:57 pm

<i> Oreo and Arwen hear footsteps behind them. Out of the darkness IH appears. "Follow me" he whispers. IH heads back up the hallway. Arwen and Oreo see IH crouched down next to what appears to be a vent. Oreo thinks to himself "How did we miss this on the trip down?" "Look in here." IH points into the vent. Oreo and Arwen look through the vent into the control room. Mods are everywhere. Suddenly IH gets a devilish look on his face. Or at least more devilish than the one he normally has on his face. He pulls out a screwdriver. Slowly and quietly he removes the screws from the vent cover. "Arwen, come here and hold the vent cover until I give you the signal." He pulls two canisters from his pockets, and gives one two Oreo. "Here, shake this and pull the pin. When Arwen pulls the cover off throw it in." Oreo nods his head, and then reads the canister: "Laughing gas. Over exposure may cause naughtiness and silliness. Posting while under the effects of this gas may cause loss of control and serious TOS violations." IH and Oreo shake the canisters. IH nods to Arwen, she pulls back the vent. IH and Oreo pull the pins and throw the gas canisters in. The mods at first are unaware of what is happening to them. By the time they realize what is going on, it is too late. Before Jonathan can pull the emergency ventilation handle, he and the others are overcome with giddiness. IH watches approvingly as his plan falls into place. He hands Arwen and Oreo gas masks, which he also had in his pockets. Arwen looks at IH and exclaims "Wow you sure have some big pockets!" "Why, yes I do! But enough about my pockets, let's get to work!" IH puts on his mask and goes through the vent and decends into the control room. The mods are in a state of silliness not witnessed since the Mod Christmas party last year. And certainly never witnessed by non-mods. Star smiles widely when she recognizes one of her former targets. "IH how the h*ll are ya?" "I'm just fine Star. Could you please place your hands behind your back and turn around?" Star answers "Sure you big stud! Anything for you." Star places her hands behind her back and turns around. IH pulls out a roll of duct tape and tapes Star's hands together. He then begins encasing Star in a cocoon of tape from her head to her neck. He doesn't cover her face or head because he wants her and the other mods to see what happens to TORC when they are incapacitated. The other mods are completely helpless to do anything to help Star. They can only laugh at her predicament. Not being coherent enough to realize that they will suffer the same fate. IH throws another roll of tape to both Arwen and Oreo. Oreo gets an evil look on his face as he starts to seek out IE. Arwen and IH busy themselves with the others in the room, not wanting to watch Oreo work out his frustrations on IE. IH instructs him "Oreo, there will be no pain inflicted here at all! Remember that!"
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Postby IsildursHeir » Tue Oct 02, 2001 8:01 pm

OOC Snowdog - How ironic that you and I would post conflicting parts to the stroy. Isn't that how this whole thing started? I must have started writing my post as you were posting yours. it took me forever to write it. Any suggestions?
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Postby Snowdog » Tue Oct 02, 2001 8:12 pm

As he was watchig the coffee instill its control over the mods, in from a vent across the way came some canisters that started hissing...<BR><BR>One of the mods tries the emergency ventilating control, but Snowdog had unhooked it as he climbed through the ventilator. The regenerating drone-mods all start to act silly, and Snowdog starts to get some of it in his nose and makes good his escape before being affected too much. Obviously another operative had been sent on this mission as well! Snowdog felt double-crossed and now had no allies. <BR><BR>(There IH, all fixed! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>)
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Postby IsildursHeir » Tue Oct 02, 2001 8:16 pm

ooc Thanks Snowdog. But I think we can work together in causing chaos here. What do you think?
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Postby chocolat » Tue Oct 02, 2001 8:17 pm

I KNEW it!! I KNEW this was all a big conspriacy!!! I knew it I knew it I knew it!!!!<BR><BR><BR>And you can't melt me Star! None of ya mods can!! I've got the tinfoil!!!<BR><BR><BR>
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Postby IsildursHeir » Tue Oct 02, 2001 8:38 pm

<i> IH smiled at Arwen and Oreo, "There, the last mod has been incapacitated." IH looked up to the vent where Snowdog was peering in. He opened the grate and let Snowdog in. "Here, put this gas mask on. The gas may still be strong enough to work on you. Good thing I had yet, another gas mask in my pocket. Sorry about the double mission, I guess Arwen didn't trust me enough to let me in on your task. Though, I think all that coffee might have another effect on the mods, the caffeine may increase the effects of the gas. Alright, now that we have control, are there any suggestions on how we should proceed?"
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Postby Snowdog » Tue Oct 02, 2001 9:06 pm

<i>"Ok... But I usually work alone....<BR><BR>I have a stash of Newcastle Brown Ales in Arwen's icebox, One special one she will make sure Crispy drinks, but .. darn, only got a six. Well the other five can be poured down the toughest mods. It will short out the nano=probe microchips and they will be freed. But which 5 out of all these??
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Postby IsildursHeir » Tue Oct 02, 2001 9:09 pm

<i> IH pondered Snowdog's revalation for a minute, and then replied "I'm not sure any of them should be freed. </i>
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Postby Xatia » Wed Oct 03, 2001 12:39 am

<i>Xatia looked around. The mods had disappeared from the OOC thread at least, although Crispy was still wandering about, murmering:<BR>"Must debrief, must follow Voice, Voice come back, Crispy good mod..."<BR>Xatia shook her head sadly and glanced at t00ile. T00ile also shook her head sadly, then slowly collapsed with an inane grin on her face. As she slipped over the rest of her private alcohol store came to light and she cuddled it. Xatia impatiently shrugged off her mod-issue trenchcoat and resumed the heavy blue-black leather trenchcoat and bikini of her Xat x00t s00t. Suddenly she froze as behind her came the ominous "click-shweep" of a mod post zapper being taken off the safety catch. Xatia swiveled smoothly, diving to the left at the same time. A bolt whistled past her heat and vaporized a section of the thread right behind her. "CRISPY!" she screamed, but he was beyond hearing her. A mad light gleamed in his eyes and he was chanting:<BR>"Posters bad, mods good, posters evil, take away doughnuts, not label cupboards, not hang pictures straight! Crispy good mod, Crispy kill posters and Voice will come back, good Crispy! Good mod Crispy! You poster not family friendly, Crispy shoot poster and Voice will come back..."<BR>Xatia watched as he grasped the gun, pointing it directly at her. His fingers tensed on the trigger. She climbed to her feet and gazed at him, the beloved Master Baker reduced to this pitiful pink icing dripping wreck. At that moment, t00ile dropped her bottle onto the floor. Crispy jumped, his vapourising bolt hitting the ceiling above her head. Xatia dove forward, knocking his legs from under him and grabbing his gun. but he was too quick for her and tugged it out of her grasp. She could not keep out of his way for ever...</i><BR><BR>ooc - of all the times for the school bell to ring! Arghh!
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Postby tuile » Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:18 am

LOL!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR><i>Tuile, still inanely grinning staggered foward and lurched into His Crispiness, knocking him off balance and giving Xat the oppurtunity she needed...Xat knocked the gun from Crispy's hand and kicked it away from them as Crispy turned his deadly drool on Xat, whilst chanting. Tuile, who had been vainly trying to hug Xat and Crispy, saw the gun as it slid across the floor and tucking her feathered boa into her lovely trench coat (thanks E.A.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>), she bobbly sauntered over to the gun. Reaching down, she fell, which made it that much easier to find the gun. <BR> Finding it difficult to get to her feet which were way too far away, she fiddled with a few buttons and switches...finding one that said "laughing gas", she flipped it and aimed it at Crispy, who was getting far too close to Xat with his pink goo. She pulled the trigger and as the shot rang out..she groggily noted that she had hit the button "flood" and that the gas would now fill the rooom... </i>
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Postby I-am-Tigger » Wed Oct 03, 2001 1:26 pm

<i>Tiggy was bouncing through the halls, down to admin to see if Star was ready to log out and come home. And to ask had she bought any malt for him at the Supermarket during her lunch break, when he saw a group of posters looking through a ventilation duct into the mod room. <BR><BR>He dived into the nearest phone booth, quickly spun around and came out as SUPERTIGGY..faster than a speeding rabbit, able to bounce large eeyores with a single bound, capable of stopping a hungry pooh... he sped down the hall, bounding over the posters, over their heads and raced down to the Main control room to alert Ted and Jon.<BR><BR>""Ted, kick off those high heels", "Jonathon, discard your white lab coat", " we need to round up the mod aliases and get them in to help...our alter egos are in trouble." <BR><BR>A call was sent out "All mod aliases and friends to the collectibles forum." - "We should be able to plan a strategy in there with little interuption". said Ted.<BR><BR>"Gather Eeyore and Stars friends and get down there fast, we have to defuse this situation. Mouth of Sauron is a good man..for an Aussie.. get him, fpshimmer and eliana have been loyal friends, oh don't get the chocolate bar tho' she has tinfoil. Gurtholfin from Alliances and Guilds would be good, he likes Beer, he'll know how to deal with this Newcastle stuff." Jon barked out as he put his starbucks coffee to one side. <BR><BR>"We need a full round up of loyal posters, and where is Crispy?..Ted, do a scan for him..." </i>
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Postby Star-of-Hope » Wed Oct 03, 2001 10:50 pm

Star downed the Newcastle that was forced ??? lol, down her throat, and she came out of her drugged stupor, grabbing the other 5 cans she sculled them quickly.. what the posters were unaware of is they had the resident drunken mod to contend with..she could drink any of the mods and administrators under the table in a flash... below the calm gentle demeanour raged a beer drinking, bike riding fiend. <BR><BR>**hic** "another one pleasssse, I am thirsssssty" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> she slurreed.<BR><BR>Snowdawg and IH stood back in horror as their Newcastles bit the dust and Star staggered over to start on the 'hard stuff'. "PARTAAAAY". she was heard to shout as she opened the drinks cabinet and 'sculled' a bottle of Champers. "PARRRRTAYYY!!!"
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Postby IsildursHeir » Wed Oct 03, 2001 11:18 pm

<i> IH seized the moment. He couldn't waste this opportunity. He strolled up to Star, looked deeply into her eyes, and said the immortal words of Joey from Friends, "Hey, how YOU doin? </i>
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Postby Star-of-Hope » Wed Oct 03, 2001 11:40 pm

"I be good, JUNIOR!!!, now go over and play with the lego, theres a good kid", Star patted IH on the head and nonchalontedly...***hic spelling ***..**hic**..wandered over and let some fresh air into mod central.<BR><BR>soon all the mods were clearing their brains (as far as they could with microchips implanted <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>) and quickly rounded up the resident posters and slapped a temporary ban on them.<BR><BR><BR><BR>***hic**** <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
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Postby Xatia » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:38 am

Hahaha..thanks..hehe..t00ile..hahaha...I thought he..hoho..had me there!<BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img 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src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>This is...hehahe.. getting on my..hahaha..nerves!<BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img 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Postby crispycreme » Thu Oct 04, 2001 8:32 am

MEANWHILE - Aboard the Mother Ship, two grey formless beings hover over a pulsating crystal that appears to be some sort of viewing device.<BR><BR>FIRST BEING<BR>There appears to be discontinuity throughout this whole episode. The storyline is fractured and uneven. Order has been destroyed and chaos reigns supreme.<BR><BR>SECOND BEING<BR>But is not that our intent? Have we not sent our minions SleeTed and SleeJon to accomplish just that? How else can we eradicate these parasites that afflict the planet without this unpleasant but necessary subterfuge?<BR><BR>FIRST BEING shaking its head<BR>No. This is not how our task is to be undertaken. Subterfuge yes, but we were to retain coherency and structure at all times. The human parasites might find a way to take advantage of the confusion and plot-machinations to thwart our plans for the domination of the planet.<BR><BR>SECOND BEING<BR>But, our appearance here only adds to the complexity and intricacies; exposing numerous ways to extrapolate the plot even further.<BR><BR>FIRST BEING<BR>Agreed, but it is a necessary risk nonetheless. The parasites have proven more resilient then we anticipated, and our agents are in danger of being exposed and assimilated into their Collective. Our presence here will remind them of their duty and the inherent dangers of mingling with the base lifeforms they mean to subjugate to our will.<BR><BR>SECOND BEING rubbing its tentacles in anticipation<BR>Ahh. A crafty stroke and a masterful move, Wise One. Perhaps the ensuing events will proceed in a manner more aligned to our intent.<BR><BR>FIRST BEING<BR>Perhaps, but now to other matters. Have any of our agents been successful in appropriating one of those Whoopers yet?<BR><BR>SECOND BEING<BR>You mean 'Whopper'.<BR><BR>FIRST BEING<BR>Yes of course. Their language structure is so uncouth and difficult to duplicate. <BR><BR>SECOND BEING <BR>Unless and until we regain control of this thread, we haven't the necessary resources to extract and sample the sole object of our intent here.<BR><BR>FIRST BEING wistfully<BR>Ahh. The Holy Whooper.<BR><BR>SECOND BEING<BR>'Whopper.'<BR><BR>FIRST BEING<BR>Right..<BR><BR>
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Postby IsildursHeir » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:03 pm

Crispy - I love the pic!
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Postby Harvestar » Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:22 pm

ROTFLMCO!!!!!!!!! (Ted, I never knew you looked so good in leather and heels. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> )<BR><BR><i> Harvi walks back into the OOC thread. Seeing the scuffle up ahead, she runs into the room. Tuile and Xatia are wrestling Crispy. Crispy has a dazed look on his face and pink icing running out of his ears. Harvi freezes with a look of horror on her face.</i><BR><BR>NOOOOO! What have they done to Crispy?!? <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> <BR><BR><i> tuile and Xatia both shout to Harvi, "Well, why don't you help us?!" "But you know what happened when I "helped" IH earlier!" Harvi shouts back over the din of ray blasts. </i><BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
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Postby chocolat » Thu Oct 04, 2001 6:53 pm

ROTFLMAO!! Love the pic Crsipy <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>.<BR><BR><BR><BR>And I knew it!!! Didn't I tell you !! I knew it was Aliens!! I knew it I knew it I ...<BR><BR><BR>heeeeeeeeey. waaaaaaiiiiit just one minute. This conspiracy was *MY* idea. If you're gonna use it we're going to have to discuss copyright issues. What's gonna be in it for me? And I don't like Burger King. What about Subway?<BR><BR>I'm an American you know. SO I like to sue.
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Postby Xatia » Fri Oct 05, 2001 4:35 am

<i>Xatia, recovering from the laughing gas, shakes her head at Harvie in mid-roll and waves vaguely at Chocolat as she swoops behind Crispy...</i><BR><BR>I shouldn't sue if I were you, they might take it personally. In fact, I shouldn't mention that you'd already guessed they were aliens - they have these micro chips, you see, and... <i>gestures towards Crispy whilst jumping over t00ile</i><BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Snowdog » Fri Oct 05, 2001 12:45 pm

<i>Snowdog, seeing that the Newcastle ploy didnt work, hoped that when Crispy got home that Arwen would be able to get him to drink the last one in the fridge. it was in back and by the incoming cold air so it would be super-chilled, and maybe it would work on him.<BR>His work was done here for he had no further instructions, so he slipped away back into the ventilarors.</i>
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Postby InnocentEvil » Fri Oct 05, 2001 6:00 pm

OOC in the Land Of OOC<BR><BR>IH, I am choking on the sip of cawfee I was taking when I read "How YOU doin'???"<BR><BR><BR><BR>Star doesn't watch Friends so she missed it bur rest assured you got me <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Star-of-Hope » Fri Oct 05, 2001 6:37 pm

Innie!!! I diod too kow it was from friends!!..IH told me.. when he told me he was 16 <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>...lol..little boy <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>...pats IH on the head again.
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Postby IsildursHeir » Sat Oct 06, 2001 12:28 am

ooc in the OOC Thread - I'm glad I could make you ladies laugh! Just remember I'm 16 twice: 32!
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Postby Cynara » Sat Oct 06, 2001 7:01 am

<i>Cynara comes in, looks abjectly confused, and methodically clubs herself to the ground, where she lies twitchingly.</i>
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Postby Xatia » Sat Oct 06, 2001 10:38 am

<i>Xatia shakes Cynara awake</i><BR><BR>Get up! Don't give the mods easy world domination! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Cynara » Sat Oct 06, 2001 1:59 pm

Mod's World Domination? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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