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Postby miele » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:06 pm

Double post again, how embarassing! :oops: :oops:
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Postby Lady_Galadriel786 » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:25 am

Hail, and well met, Miele. :)

Welcome to TORC and to the Emporium! I'm LadyG, the eldest e-sis of the family. If you have any questions about the board and anything else, please feel free to ask us, and we'll do our best to answer them.

And join the rest of the family in the chat thread, and get to know them. Just be careful, they are a rather rowdy bunch! :D

Enjoy your stay on the board!

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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:54 am

Welcome to TORC miele :)

Thank you for the compliment on the Emporium - we try to be as warm and friendly as we can :D

Anyway, it looks like LadyG here has pretty much gotten the basics down so I'll just echo what she's said - please feel free to ask any questions you may have and if you don't have any questions at the moment, please do stop by the chat thread and get to know everyone, they would love to get to know you I'm sure! :)

Welcome once again and happy posting! :D

*huggles*

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Postby lady*of*rohan » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:30 pm

miele do you have a nickname that we can call you? If not we'll just have to find ya one. Oh and just a word of caution beware of your older e-sis pippy, she might try to throw you off a Caradhras, she does that to everyone :roll:

I'm your older e-sis rohy! Hope you like it here. This thread does have alot of warmth to it :D

Huggles :)

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Postby miele » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:27 pm

Thank you all! I feel so loved!

Hope to bump into my e-siblings ( and e-mom) in the threads soon!

:) :) :)
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Postby sugaplum » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:27 am

Welcome to all my e-siblings!!
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Postby blademaster12 » Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:11 pm

*MPT swaggers in, tosses a dagger into the wall, and hangs his midnight black coat on it.*

So I see our e-family has some new members I have to catch up on.

Miele, welcome, I am MPT, Master of Pointy Things. Can I call you Mie? No, that won't do, the only ways I can pronouce that are "me," and "my," which won't work.

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Postby sugaplum » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:36 am

Are you trying to confuse everyone?? :P
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Postby sugaplum » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:38 am

oops :P
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Postby sugaplum » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:39 am

Are you trying to confuse everyone?? :P
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:54 am

Now who's trying to confuse everyone? ;)

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Postby lady*of*rohan » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:09 pm

I'm confused!!!!!!!!! :? :?

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Postby blademaster12 » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:26 pm

Who, me?? :? I wouldn't do that. :angel:

Nice triple post there suga. :P

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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:04 am

*gently prods the "confusing" conversation over to the chat thread*

;)

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Postby sugaplum » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:56 am

Fine, I'll go.

With a flick of the hair and toss of the head, suga leaves

:P
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:17 pm

Well...this place has been dead for awhile - I didn't mean you people actually had to leave :shock:

:)

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Postby Lady_Galadriel786 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:23 pm

Well, I'm still here... waiting for the n00bs... lurking as usual....
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Postby sugaplum » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:54 am

with an unflick of the hair and an untoss of the head, suga comes back

:P

OK, I'll lurk...[/i]
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:36 am

*does the Lurk, the popular new move from New York*

lurk lurk...

*bobs left*

lurk lurk...

*bobs right*

*notices people staring*

...what?

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Postby Shieldmaiden_pippin » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:37 am

*does the Lurk with BT* Fun fun :)

...*waits for N00bs*....

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Nothing's happening...
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*continues to do the Lurk with BT*

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Postby balrogthane » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:03 pm

*plays Lurk-ish music and keeps on keepin' on*

*lurks left when he should've lurked right and runs into Pip* Oops! Sorry! :oops:

*goes to advertise Imi in his sig* :)

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Postby MaidenOfTheShieldarm » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:18 pm

*joins Lurk-ing party*

(to the tune of that song from the Lion King) *sings* Everyone Lurk left....Everybody Lurk right....lalalaLurking! *hums the rest as cannot remember the words...*

Hmm...where have all the n00bs gone?
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:47 pm

I dunno, Mossy... *peers around* Surely they aren't scared by us!

Not a chance.

:P

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Postby Shieldmaiden_pippin » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:26 pm

"Everywhere I'm lurking, I'm in the spotlight! Oh I just can't wait to start lurking...."

*giggles*

But why are the n00bs gone???!!!

Sorry. Jack Sparrow moment.
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Postby MaidenOfTheShieldarm » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:31 pm

Shieldmaiden_pippin wrote:"Everywhere I'm lurking, I'm in the spotlight!


Isn't that a bit oxymoronic?

The n00bs? Scared of us? :shock:

Never. :P
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Postby balrogthane » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:34 am

The curtain hangs quietly. Imi is sitting in the seat of honor, looking slightly confused but expectant. The audience fidgets.

The curtain suddenly falls to land in a long heap at the front of the stage, revealing a trio standing huddled in the middle. One of them jumps up in shock.


"Hey! We're on!" says one of the three, jumping up; she's a strongly-built young maiden, dressed in warrior's garb. Of the other two, one is a somewhat imposing Balrog, and the other could be a tall Hobbit or a short Human. After a moment of stunned silence, they stand too.

"Um..." the Balrog says brilliantly into the pause. The Hobbit pokes him. "Oh, right! Eh, presenting The Imladris Lurkers." He coughs politely and stomps on the floor; several boards flip over to reveal drums for the shieldmaiden, a bass for the Hobbit, and a microphone for the Balrog.

The shieldmaiden grins and starts off the number with ah one, ah two, ah one two three four... the Balrog lifts the microphone and begins singing.

"Everybody's doin' it, the brand new Lurk yeah...
Come on baby, come on do the Lurk now!
You'll really get a-movin' if you give it a chance now,
Come on baby, come on do the Lurk now!"

From there he moves on into

"Bye bye Mrs. Lu-urking Pie" but is booed. He decides not to take that song to its entirety and signals to the others to move on; the shieldmaiden nods, then shifts into a ferocious beat.

"You
Lurkin' the way you do
Breakin' my posts into a million pieces
Like you always do..."

At this point the Balrog switches places with the shieldmaiden, who does an acrobatic flip over the drums to land with feet spread wide in front of the mic. She grabs it, crouches slightly, and stares challengingly into the audience.

"Lemme hear you give it up for IMI!"

The audience roars with approval. One ill-fortuned fellow catcalls the shieldmaiden; a bootknife appears in her hand and she throws it into his shoulder. Ignoring his screams she goes on.

"Are you ready to do the Lurk?"

"YES!" comes the answer. The shieldmaiden stands a little straighter, yells a little louder.

"I said, Are you ready to do the Lurk?!"

"YES!!" the audience cries. The shieldmaiden switches back with the Balrog, and he gets an electric guitar out of somewhere for the next number. The audience comes flowing up onto the stage (except the incapacitated fool), and Imi takes center front.

The Balrog hands her the guitar and jumps out to lead the whole group in The Lurk... LURK!!!

Buaha.

*avoids persons in lab coats*

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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:35 am

*claps sarcastically*

You may have avoided the "persons in lab coats" my dears, but you have not avoided your mum ;)

*shooes the kiddies back to the chat thread*

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Postby sugaplum » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:20 am

And it wasn't even me that time :P
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Postby Dragonman04 » Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:52 pm

Emerges from the shadows of lurkdum and bids a hearty welcome to the nOObs, who apparently have all disappeared.

I think that they are scared of us. I mean come on, BT, MPT, not to mention Pip. What noob wouldn't be scared of these guys =:)
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Sat Oct 02, 2004 3:29 pm

Oh they're just crusty on the outside - once you get past the hard outer shell they're just a big bunch o' softies ;)

And it looks like The Lurk is going to have to go down in history as the shortest dance trend ever...miss you BT :(

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