Okay this is our seventh version of the PCE thread, remember to not let your PCE slips show and also remember the reason we are here:
(from the original thread)
You know it, you don't admit it, but you know it.
Now is the time to come on out of that little envious emerald closet that you live in and tell the whole world. People have been wondering why you walk about with that greenish cast eminating from your aura.
If you look at your checkbook, all those thousands and thousands of dollars on therapy to get over it, just hasn't helped one bit and hey you could have gone to every moot on the planet for that money.
The personalized license plate "HONK4PCE" is just pathetic.
Oh and the tell tell sign? "Please pity my low post count. I try so hard."
Listen, it takes effort, loss of family, sleep, job and sanity to get that ring(or double ring). If you are not up to the task then at least admit it. You are totally screamin' green with envy at those who do.
Oh and yeah, all you "ringers"? BACK OFF BOOGALOO. We see you, all bright and shiny, showin' off to the world. "Look at me, look at me." Pffffft. As if we had any other choice.
Well here is your chance. It is easy and I will help you along.
Just step up to the mic, take it with confidence, say your name and state your problem.
"Hello, my name is Rwhen and I have POST COUNT ENVY."
This attempt at humor is not directed to anyone high or low, big or small - tall or short, this additive is for political correctness even though I know you ALL suffer this affliction!
Current members of the PCE denial group:
And the one who denies it and will go to the grave doing so: