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Postby holbytla » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:20 pm

I told you I wasn't getting in any steamer trunk ever again unless I had some vivacious company.
So there. :x
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Postby notlistening » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:26 pm

oh, I thought you said vicious company... :oops: sorry about the ferrets, Holby.

welcome to the Hotel, Parm. We'll have someone check you in real soon...have a margarita while you wait.

reaches distant shore. is pooped. rests weary head on warm sandy beach...dreams of towel clad men... :wink: :D
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Postby Calma » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:10 am

notlistening wrote:scrapes brown duct tape off the broken boards and wiggles through hole into the briny water...swims for shore to warn the old guy...of apporaching peeps! :D :P


*is too busy bailing the boat to reply right now, but she does manage a quick wave to parm and a fast toss of his own roll of duct tape.*
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Postby Gamgee Wench » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:16 am

OK.....is that guy on the castle wall up there going to throw a cow at us?

*helps Calma bail, while shaking her fist at NL....who is laying on the shore with a strange expression on her face. Opens the trunk for an instant and feeds the ferrets a fruit roll up, waves to Holby*
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:41 am

*wakes up to find bedlam aboard the boat*

:shock:

*ferrets running amok....holby making breakfast with a ferret on his head...parm sitting on the mast drinking milk with honey....Star duct-taping everything in sight.....Calma banging on some drums....nl on shore climbing up a castle wall......some French dude throwing chickens at us*

8)

Another typical day around here......

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*picks up an oar and heads for shore, chickens notwithstanding*
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Postby Calma » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:04 pm

That's what you get for sleeping, Tooks!
btw, what fine gowns we're looking at. :wink:

*grabs large fish net and scoops the chickens being thrown from the castle then hurls them back at the hurlers.*
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Postby prmiller » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:14 pm

Oh, lovely.
Bedlam.

{Parm looks for a large table where he spreads out some parchments and begins
writing some poetry, methodically dipping quills into various hued inks to create
something like this...}
http://www.timbotts.com/images/kempis.html
http://www.timbotts.com/images/scrolldance.jpg

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Postby BigMama » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:23 pm

AAKKK! Don't throw back the chickens! Get the wings first! :shock:

BigMama joins Parm and works quietly duct taping the floor as he mutters over his manuscripts.
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Postby Calma » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:31 pm

BigMama wrote:AAKKK! Don't throw back the chickens! Get the wings first! :shock:

BigMama joins Parm and works quietly duct taping the floor as he mutters over his manuscripts.


:shock:
Mama, they're ALIVE!
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Postby BigMama » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:40 pm

Calma--ALL chicken wings come from previously living chickens! Whack off the heads and start pluckin' those suckers! :P
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Postby notlistening » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:41 pm

nl makes it to the top of the castle Argggh and single handedly takes possession of the chicken hurling trebuchet and routes the nasty french knights by throwing elberberries at them...

that accomplished she slides down the stairs on a shiny shield, skids across the courtyard and opens the portcullis so her piratey friends can get inside to find the coil.


Parm, such nice manuscripting. :)


we loves mayhem! :wink: must do our best as this thread is running out of posts!!! :shock:
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Postby BigMama » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:51 pm

1960 was a good year! :wink:
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Postby Calma » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:13 pm

BigMama wrote:Calma--ALL chicken wings come from previously living chickens! Whack off the heads and start pluckin' those suckers! :P


When I was a kid, my dad had a large amount of chickens. He sold the eggs around the neighborhood. When he decided to get out of the business, (the chickens were getting old) he did just that. I was nowhere near the nasty happenings, but my sister was there for each beheading. Becky always was the strange one. :wink:

I don't mind eating it once it's on my plate, but whacking the heads off is just not my thing.
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:31 pm

There will be no chicken head whacking!!!!

:P

And you have to deal with a lot more than the feathers...:P

*as Parm continues on his manuscripts, BigMama clears the feathers from the floor where the coil will be reinstalled*

*Meanwhile.....nl, Calma, and Tooks carefully carry the coil through the courtyard. Calma grabs a basket full of elderberries as they exit. Just enough for a pie*


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Postby Calma » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:05 pm

Tooks wrote:*Meanwhile.....nl, Calma, and Tooks carefully carry the coil through the courtyard. Calma grabs a basket full of elderberries as they exit. Just enough for a pie*


*Scoops up another basket as well. Just enough for a fine batch of elderberry wine.*

Just a little something for spd's cooler. :D
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Postby Starshadow » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:19 pm

is covered in bits of duct tape, industriously continuing to duct tape everything in sight
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Postby notlistening » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:31 pm

hey guys, we can't get the coil wet! :shock: or it will short out and we'll be stuck up this paddless creek. So how do we transport it?

hmmmmmm :?

:idea:

nl has an inspiration thingy. Tosses Holby and the ferrets out of the trunk, lines it with duct tape and places coil carefully inside...

now let's get out of here before those french bottom wipers come back...
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:46 am

*as she helps tow the coil back to the dragon boat, Tooks muses a bit....*

Yes, 1967 was a good year.




;)

Okay, let's get back to the TVM. Calma, start banging that drum! nl, holby...start rowing. Star and BigMama...keep on ducting. Parm is navigator.....


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Postby notlistening » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:16 pm

rowing???? :shock:
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Postby oldtoby » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:14 pm

I have an out board motor here.

You can have it....






for a price. :twisted:
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Postby Calma » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:24 pm

oldtoby wrote:I have an out board motor here.

You can have it....






for a price. :twisted:



Yeah, we don't duct tape you to the keel.... :twisted:
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Postby notlistening » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:19 pm

let's make Toby the figurehead thingy!!! tape away, Calma. I'll hold his legs. He don't need those... :wink:
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:33 pm

No..no. We duct tape toby outside to the back of the boat, and leave his legs free. That way he can kick alot and move us right along....sorta like an outboard motor.

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Postby prmiller » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:05 pm

Tookish_Traveler wrote: Star and BigMama...keep on ducting. Parm is navigator.....
8)


Oh, great. :roll:
Now I have a responsibility. :roll:
...and guilt. :roll:

That's OK. I know forward, backward, pitch, yaw, and roll. Anything else?
Please don't ask me about port and starboard, except that POSH came from
port out starboard home...how fascinating!
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Postby holbytla » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:08 pm

Row?
Are you kidding me?
First you duct tape me, then throw me in a trunk with ferrets, and now you want me to row?

I have a better idea.
Why don't all you hens stick your heads under water and start yakking?
That ought to make us 20 knots or so. :P
Get Tooksie a little wound up and we be pushing 30 knots. :D
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Postby oldtoby » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:47 pm

You too Holby? I guess we know what the girls think we are good for. :roll:



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Postby notlistening » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:34 pm

Get Tooksie a little wound up and we be pushing 30 knots.


:shock:

uh oh! are you in trouble now!!! :nono: :twisted: :club: :cavetroll: :horse:
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:02 am

holbytla wrote:Row?
Are you kidding me?
First you duct tape me, then throw me in a trunk with ferrets, and now you want me to row?

I have a better idea.
Why don't all you hens stick your heads under water and start yakking?
That ought to make us 20 knots or so. :P
Get Tooksie a little wound up and we be pushing 30 knots. :D


Good thing the moon smiley doesn't work here, holby. :D:D:D:D:D:D

Hey. At least you and toby get fed well around here. :thppt:

Parm, the way I remember port and starboard.... port and 'left' both have 4 letters. Starboard and 'right' are longer words. :roll: :P 8)


Hey...is that the TVM ahead? We may make it to the North Pole just in time for the new thread.... :wink:
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Postby Gamgee Wench » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:45 am

That's it Tooks? :shock: Holby says all that and you give him .... nothing!!! You have disappointed me greatly oh fearless leader. But maybe you have other plans? Yes? 8) Do they involve chickens AND ferrets?

:mightysquid: now, we don't have a shaking butt guy here, but many people thought that the squid thing here was that, so I'll shake that at Holby. Then I'll pat him on the head, he sounds a bit stressed.
Calma....feed him some chicken wings (not from the live ones running around the boat, order out)

We are going to the North Pole? Thats about 2 hours north of here! About as tacky as you can get, but a wonderful employer of teenage kids in the Lake Placid area....my friends were Raggady Ann and Andy there (I think they called them something else do to copy right issues).... they choose not to remember it. Heck, it paid better than McDonalds. :)

Has Nl ever given up the coil?
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:29 am

Wenchie, I don't get mad. I get even. :D


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holby knows this. He may stay in his trunk for a while.
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