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Postby Almond Puff » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:40 pm

I'd quickly learn to use my right! :P :) :P :)

How would you react if it became illegal to eat chocolate? :shock: :shock:
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Postby Valaraukar » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:52 pm

Fell them instantly, metaphorically speaking. :x
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:42 pm

Valaraukar, you need to post a "What if..." question for us to answer, ok? :)
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Postby tarathiel » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:53 pm

What if the previous poster forgot to post a question and then didn't come back?
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Postby telcontarian » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:55 pm

This might take a while. :P
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:58 am

Ok, I'll just start the ball rolling again.

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Postby Ugluk » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:27 am

I'd probably hide in my house with a flamethrower and a grenade launcher. But hopefully I'd call a good psychologist to come over and thwap me.



How would you react if the government was watching your every move?
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:37 pm

You mean they aren't?

How would you react if Ted reappeared on the boards? :P
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Postby Almond Puff » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:18 pm

Sorry, I'm a Newbie! :P
Who's Ted?


(Optional: How would you react if potato chips became *gasp* outlawed? :o :shock: :o :shock:
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:24 pm

Sorry, that wasn't fair, was it?

Ted is the original founder of the boards, with Jonathan, who's still sort-of around.

I'd probably suffer terribly without potao chips...until I got used to the idea.

What would you do if you were only allowed to eat pretzels?
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Postby telcontarian » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:14 am

:shock:

I would become a recluse. Hide in my little hole and carefully eat chocolate that I had to fly in from an exotic country. Or I would go nuts and have a serious argument with the dopes who invented this law. Probably end in bloodshed but never mind. :P

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Postby tarathiel » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:50 am

Invest in a really strong umberella!

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Postby telcontarian » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:56 am

I'd need to buy a big house and hire a babysitter. ;)

What would you do if said cats and dogs howled all night and annoyed you AND the neighbours by keeping you awake into the wee hours?
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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:33 pm

I'd take them to a vet, and humanely remove their vocal cords. :whistle:

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Postby tarathiel » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:50 pm

Get a job in the circus :wink:

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Postby telcontarian » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:22 pm

I'd give it a home! :)

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Postby tarathiel » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:28 pm

Go back to bed and hide under the duvet :wink:

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Postby telcontarian » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:44 pm

Go nuts and spend it on chocolate! :D

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Postby tarathiel » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:55 pm

Find a hat.

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Postby telcontarian » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:58 pm

I would change the locks on my door. :P

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Postby tarathiel » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:09 pm

Tell my parents that it's there problem so they have to clear it up :wink:

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Postby telcontarian » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:15 am

I would sell the house up and follow them to the Bahamas. :)

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Postby tarathiel » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:41 pm

I'd steal the nearest large yacht and sail somewhere else :)

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Postby Erumahtar » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:52 pm

Help him find the Dead man's chest :lol:

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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:55 pm

Steal another yacht and go after him!

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Postby telcontarian » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:41 am

I'd make Will magically appear. :)

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Postby Lalaith-Elerrina » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:47 am

I'd say, "Now Kraken, you don't want to do that, do you? It's not nice to eat other people." And the Kraken would of course be overcome with waves of remorse after my astounding reasoning, and give him back.

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Postby telcontarian » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:00 pm

Get a large bucket of hair-dye.

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Postby Elrohiril » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:28 pm

Put on my foil hat and grab a baseball bat and hide in the basement.


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Postby The_Viridian_Vagrant » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:52 pm

send my little cousins after them with pitchforks and bayonets, then send the repair bill to Mordor, stapled to an orc head.

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