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Postby notlistening » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:19 pm

Santa's elves are not the kind you are thinking of, spd. They are short and child like. Not Liv Tyler like! :P

rugs up in alpine gear and heads outside.

I wanna see the Northern Lights running wild!!!!
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Postby spd » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:35 pm

notlistening wrote:Santa's elves are not the kind you are thinking of, spd. They are short and child like. Not Liv Tyler like! :P

rugs up in alpine gear and heads outside.

I wanna see the Northern Lights running wild!!!!


Do you mean you want to see the wild Northern Lights, or you want to run wild while seeing the Northern Lights? :P

Dratted short and child-like Santa elves. No fun at all.
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Postby holbytla » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:24 pm

Oh I bet there are some poncey elves about at least. :P
What with the hot tub scene and all.

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Postby Calma » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:41 pm

All Mighty Cooler operator wrote:Dratted short and child-like Santa elves. No fun at all.


As if anyone would really want any part of Liv? (raises right eyebrow)
And no, I don't want any part of Oli, either.


*drives up in a super-duper dog sled*
Santa's just over the hill.
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Postby BigMama » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:41 pm

BigMama eases into the hot tub, raising the water level by 1.86 feet--Tooks begins to float toward the side

OOPS! Can't have anyone floating away on the tide! Do we have any hot tea? Chicken wings? Goodlooking male concubines?
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Postby notlistening » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:09 pm

As if anyone would really want any part of Liv? (raises right eyebrow)
And no, I don't want any part of Oli, either.


ahhhhhhhhhhh, so it's Haldir you're after then... :twisted:
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Postby Calma » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:18 pm

Eeeeuuuuwwwww.........
Not Haldir...
How gross...... :P
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Postby prmiller » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:04 pm

Begruding Confessions
It's true.
I look for Santa Claus
when chimney time draws near.
On stacks of Bibles
North Pole high...
I look for eight reindeer.
I know them all by name, you know.
What's more I can recite
the length and breadth of
Clement Moore's
poetic magic night.
Indeed I know what Christmas means,
For I know Aslan here.
And I watched Father Christmas, too,
in Narnia appear.
But that was then
and this is now,
the Babe came to my heart.
Yet still St. Nicholas appears
by my creative art.
For fashioned out of poetry
the prose I craft myself,
I hear the laugh,
that Ho-Ho-Ho,
from that more portly elf.
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:30 pm

parm... :D

I believe in Santa too.

*yawn*

I think I'll save the dog sled trip for tomorrow.
The magical land under the Sea!!!! ?????


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Postby SilverScribe » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:12 pm

holbytla wrote:Oh I bet there are some poncey elves about at least. :P
What with the hot tub scene and all.


No doubt. Because you just know the Dwarves aren't into the whole bathing thing . . . ;):D

spd, would a Hot Toddy from Teh Cooler, really be all that hot? Of course, unless you're talking Captain Morgan's Spiced rum . . . :P:D

Parm, your verses never cease to make me smile. I swear one of these days, I'm going to gather them all into one place, print them out and put them in a binder or something and put them on my bookshelf with your name on, so I can brag to all my friends about you. Of course, I brag now, but, well . . . y'know . . . ;)

I say we all pile onto the dog sleds and go on a Candy Cane Raid . . . hehehe . . . =:)=:)=:)
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Postby notlistening » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:15 pm

replaces all of Tooks's husky dogs with wargs

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Postby SilverScribe » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:39 pm

notlistening wrote:replaces all of Tooks's husky dogs with wargs

:twisted: :wink:


Ooooo, a Challenge!!

breaks out the extra long, heavy duty bullwhip and the iron studded collars

Hehehe, time to rope us some wargs!

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Postby Starshadow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:37 am

Calma wrote:Eeeeuuuuwwwww.........
Not Haldir...
How gross...... :P


HEYYYYYY!! :x :x

I like Haldir! Hmph. I'll take him, if you don't want him. There are....things....I'd like to do with him. :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby spd » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:52 am

Calma wrote:
All Mighty Cooler operator wrote:Dratted short and child-like Santa elves. No fun at all.


As if anyone would really want any part of Liv? (raises right eyebrow)
And no, I don't want any part of Oli, either.


*drives up in a super-duper dog sled*
Santa's just over the hill.
Want a lift?


*climbs in*
Sure! Brrr...does this thing come with a heater?

Scribbles: worry not, the cooler comes with a special hot spot for hot toddies, Irish coffees, mulled wine, and other hot drinks. It's teh magical cooler, after all. 8)
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:03 am

*pretends not to hear the talk about Haldir and climbs into the dog sled*

Okeeee. Let's get a move on. Pass me a hot buttered rum, would you please, spd?

8) (puts on shades because of the snow glare)
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Postby spd » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:34 am

*one large,hot, steaming mug of hot buttered rum for Tooks*

*one for himself*

*a mug of hot chocolate for Calma*




Christmas carols anyone?

8)
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Postby rowanberry » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:45 am

spd wrote:Christmas carols anyone?

8)


With real or tweaked lyrics? =:)

And, if I'm going to take any kind of a ride outside, I'll have to put on some internal sweaters in addition to all the external ones...

*gets some mulled wine from the hot drinks department of the cooler*
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:54 pm

spid wrote:
Christmas carols anyone?

8)


Carols?


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GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
COMING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE CHRISTMAS EVE!
YOU MAY SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA, WE BELIEVE!!
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Postby spd » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:52 pm

"Spid"? :P
Fool of a Tookish_Traveler wrote:Carols?


*sings, very loudly*


GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
COMING HOME FROM OUR HOUSE CHRISTMAS EVE!
YOU MAY SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA, WE BELIEVE!!


Everybody sing along! 8)







Yes, Rowan, I guess anything goes. :P
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:58 pm

Well, we could sing 'Leroy the Redneck Reindeer' instead.

Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told
You may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget




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Postby Starshadow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:11 pm

GAH!!

And you complain about Haldir when you sing songs like these!?!?
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Postby notlistening » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:43 pm

Star, I've actually met Craig "Haldir" Parker. Though I think most of the LOTR convention hopping people have as well. :roll: He's a funny guy!

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Jingle bells, Tooksie smells,
speedy getting drunk
Scribbles steers the warg mobile
Star thinks Haldir is a hunk... :roll:
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Postby Starshadow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:13 pm

notlistening wrote:Star, I've actually met Craig "Haldir" Parker. Though I think most of the LOTR convention hopping people have as well. :roll: He's a funny guy!


I actually don't find Craig Paker attractive (though I'm sure he's a wonderful person) - only as Haldir did he "do" it for me. Much as I only like Hugh Jackman when he's in a scruffy role (Logan/Wolverine, Swordfish, Van Helsing) and he does nothing for me at all when he's all cleaned up.
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Postby notlistening » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:21 pm

I know what you mean, Star. I like Aragron but not Viggo. go figure... :roll:

I think Tooks like Hugh no matter what! :D
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Postby spd » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:36 pm

notlistening wrote:I think Tooks like Hugh no matter what! :D


Famke...Famke...Famke!

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Postby Calma » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:53 pm

*Flips goggles over eyes and stands on the runners and holds the handles tightly. turning the right one, a rumbling is heard.*

Strap in people, this is hummer is going to fly....

*pops the sled in to "low flying machine" and the snow furiously flies out from behind the sled*

Wooo-whooooo!


p.s. thanks for the hot chocolate, spd.
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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:11 pm

*hangs on tight*

Wheeeeeee............

Watch out, Santa! Here we come!!!




Rudolph was under the weather
And had to call in sick
So he got on the horn
To his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks
He said Santa's really counting on me
And I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said Hey I'm on my way
And he jumped in his pick-up truck
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Postby SilverScribe » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:00 pm

And what would Christmas at the North Pole be without a little Elf Wrap . . . =:)

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Ho! Ho! Ho!
We're three little elves,
and we're in your hood,
and the Fat Guy's gotta secret,
so you better be good!
Do the elf wrap, Sa-Saan-ta's watchin, Do the elf wrap, Sa-Saan-ta's here!

We been working real hard,
Cause it's that time of year,
but we got tired of the toys,
so we came down here.
Do the elf wrap, Sa-Saan-ta's watchin, Do the elf wrap, Sa-Saan-ta's there!

We're short and we're quick,
and we wear green tights,
and we gotta RED PORSCHE,
and we don't stop for lights!
Do the elf wrap, Sa-Saan-ta's watchin, Do the elf wrap, Sa-Saan-ta's where?


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Postby Tookish_Traveler » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:32 am

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As the crew heads toward the pole, we hear the fading refrain of Al Yankovic's 'The 12 Pains of Christmas'.....



The fifth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Five month of bills,
sending Christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up
the lights
and finding a Christmas tree.....
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Postby Starshadow » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:28 pm

notlistening wrote:Santa's elves are not the kind you are thinking of, spd. They are short and child like. Not Liv Tyler like! :P


No, they just want you to think that - otherwise, everyone would be constantly visiting the North Pole, and they would never get anything done.
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