When it's hot outside, wetter is better....
especailly on a handsome ranger/king
Makes me want to break out in song:
(To the tune of Summer In The City)
Hot one! That Dunedain ranger,
fears no one, doesn't fly from danger.
Striding through the plains and mountains,
trekking through the wood and crossing many fountains.
All that running makes him pant like a dog, feel so hot, he's burning like a balrog!!
Come on baby, let's cool your fire!
Your heart's demand is my desire.
Let's splash some water all over you.
It's the grandest thing to do.
Aragorn, wetness becomes you,
Oh my! You look too good to be true!
In the shower, in the stream,
In the lake, you're my dream.....