The Salon - Chapter 1

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The Salon - Chapter 1

Postby Guest » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:00 am

<BR>One day Arwen said she had a surprise for the fellowship!! She was going to send them to get their hair cut at a salon. Of course the fellowship was all "no way not in a million years!!" <P>"Do I have to," complained Aragorn<BR>"Unless you want me to do it instead, yes you have to!" Arwen said strictly.<BR>"Can you even do that?" Aragorn asked ,amazed."You know, use that very sharp object to make my hair fall out to the length I like?"<BR>"Nooooooo!!! I want to go to the mall to get some new scented hair gel for my girlfriend,"Legolas lied."OK,some for me AND my girlfriend!"<BR>"My girlfriend and I,"corrected Gandalf. " If you're not going to say it right don't say it at all!"<BR>"Well ,sorry Mr. I-Think-I'm-All-That,"Legolas said sarcastically.<BR>"Hello! do you guys always have to argue!" Arwen exclaimed.<BR>"Yes," They said in unison.<BR>"Oh for Pete's sake,"Arwen said frustratedly.<BR>"Who's Pete?" asked the four hobbits in unison.<BR>"Let's go I'm not arguing anymore,"said Arwen.<BR>"How comes no one ever asks me how I feel,"complained Boromir softly.<BR>(The Fellowship of the Ring squeezed into Arwen's minivan but complained all the way there.)<BR>"Now what have we got here,"asked the hair salonist nervously.<BR>"Here you take them.I'll be back at 3:00 to pick them up,"said Arwen."Now you guys behave and please don't cause anymore trouble!"<BR>(Kisses Aragorn)<BR>"Bye-Bye,"Arwen said happily.<BR>"Good luck,"Arwen whispered to the hair salonist.<BR>(Hair salonist gulps)<BR>"Hi my name is Kay and I can only take one of you at a time.I'll take you ma'am,"Kay said to Legolas.<BR>"I am a man!!,"Legolas shouted."Oh, and could you make Gimli go first?"<BR>O.K. thought Kay these people are weird. I mean they expect me to cut that thing's hair!!!<BR>"Umm.... We only do people here,"Kay explained<BR>"Hi boys! My name is Kate,"said Kate."Don't worry Kay I'll take care of "Gimli".<BR>(Gimli looks really scared and asked to hold the toy truck to take his mind off the hair trimming)<BR>"O.K. You know what would get all the girls attention?"asked Kate."NO, well if they could see your face..."<BR>"Not the beard!!"Gimli exclaimed.<BR> ***<BR>"Ok sir would you like to go next?"Kay asked Boromir.<BR>(Man is he hott thought Kay)<BR>"Why not,"shrugged Boromir quietly.<BR>"You know I think you look fine now but how about an inch trim?"asks Kay flirtageously.<BR>"Thanks. I mean sure whatever you think,"Boromir blushes.<BR> ***<BR>(Gimli looks in mirror and screams)<BR>"Help!! I'm bald!!!!!!"Gimli screams.<BR>"It's not that bad. Some girls like bald men,"Kate explained.<BR>"Next! How about you handsome,"Kate says grinning.<BR>"Sorry miss but I'm married,"Aragorn explains.<BR>"Well,still you're next,"Kate said disapointedly.<BR> ***<BR>"All done!"said Kay proudly.<BR>"Thanks,"mumbled Boromir.<BR>"Are you always this quiet?"asked Kay<BR>"Most of the time,"Boromir said quietly.<BR>"Well do you think you could call me and we could get together sometime?"asked Kay.<BR>"Sure,"said Boromir a little louder.<BR>"Boro has a girlfriend! Boro has a girlfriend!"chorused Merry and Pippin.<BR>"Who's next?"asked Kay.<BR>"I would love to go next madam,"Gandalf said politely.<BR>"OK sir,"said Kay. <BR>
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Postby *Annael~StarGift* » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:42 pm

<p>Very funny! poor Gimli i feel bad for him <img src="http://www.theonering.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> </p>
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Postby Alex+Legolas » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:33 pm

oh my lol

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