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Postby Gandalf'sMother » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:23 pm

Dear all,

We, the Servants of the Secret Fire, would love to have more fellow TORCers in our absurdly noble brother/ sisterhood of Eriador residents in the landroval dimension. Below is our information. Ask anyone in the roster below for an invite (including me, Boffo) and you shall be welcomed with open arms!

We are mature and genuinely interested in Tolkien, yet somewhat mad, like Baggins before us!

Best,
Chief Boffo Proudbottom

Servants of the Secret Fire

5 Roaring Road, Grorsvoll Neighborhood, Thorin's Hall Homestead, Landroval.

Visit our Kinship Messageboard at www.theonering.com/kinship

Profile and Constitution

Common Tongue: Servants of the Secret Fire
Quenya: Núror Muinaréva
Sindarin: Bŷr en-Naur Thurin
Chief: Boffo Proudbottom
Contact: Email: servantsofthefire at yahoo dot com
Location: Middle Earth, Eriador, Landroval server, 5 Roaring Road, Grorsvoll Neighborhood, Thorin's Hall Homestead.

Motto: Servants of the Secret Fire: Ridiculously indignant since April 14, 2007, Shire reckoning.

Mission statement: I, Boffo Proudbottom, Founder and Chief of the kinship "Servants of the Secret Fire" (also known as "The band of Middle Earth residents with delusions of grandeur so profoundly unbalanced that they have likened themselves to Maia spirits despite being led by a 3 foot 4 inch hobbit with limited skills") have every intention of making this group one guided by the principle of ridiculous indignation. We will fight for good causes, no matter how ridiculous they are, how ridiculous we look, or how ridiculous we sound. We will invoke the fury of our ridiculously distant relations while completing both the most mundane and most dangerous of tasks.

Common phrases will include:

"For the love of Mandos, and in the spirit of our noble, albeit insignificant fathers, let us curdle that cow's milk!"

"May Mandos protect us while we carry this basket of eggs to safety!"

and

"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you here, evil badger! You cannot pass!"

Among others.

Mode of Governance: "Enlightened Constitutional Chiefdom." This is really not very different from a loosely governed Enlightened despotism. The difference is that there is slightly greater coherence in our body, given that it is based on a Constitution, the 7 Deadly Serious Scribblings of the Servants of the Secret Fire (detailed below), and that major matters affecting the kinship will be arrived upon after a referendum vote is extended to all members of the kinship. Matters of serious concern will ultimately be decided on by a college of leaders (The Council, aka The 7 Elder Servants of the Flame Imperishable) yet with the Kinship Chief's consent needed. A veto from The Chief on any decision by the Council can be overridden by an overwhelming majority of the Council. Other decisions will be made independently by leaders themselves, with an eye to the 7 Deadly Serious Scribblings of the Servants of the Secret Fire. Leaders are subject to the Scribblings, are expected to uphold the principles included therein, and can be demoted, at any time, by myself, after consulting with the available college of leaders.


Kinship Rules and Principles: The 7 Deadly Serious Scribblings of the Servants of the Secret Fire

1) Zero Tolerance for Egregious offences to the Tolkien name: No one with the name "orliiloveu11" or any other teeny-bopper variants are allowed entry.

2) Light-medium roleplaying: Light-medium, optional RPing is the name of our game. Infused, of course, with an element of ridiculous indignation during questing activities.

3) A shared Tolkien spirit: This forms the foundation of this kinship, and the ideals of this community will be taken into account when recruiting non-TORC (theonering.com) members, which is a highly desirable thing. These ideals are expressed simply as a genuine interest in Tolkien's works and a maturity of character. The adoption of non TORC members is, in this vein, important, as you will meet non TORCers on this server who may be very much appropriate for the kinship in terms of their interest in Tolkien and their level of maturity. It is desirable to ask applicants to sign onto the boards and use it as a kinship talking space. This should be communicated to recruits upon an invite. Also, anyone under 18 cannot be recruited as an official member, but can be awarded "Junior membership," in which case we as a kinship extend a hand of friendship and goodwill.

4) TORC Communication: This board will serve as the prime space for talk. Alternatively, if people want to speak via skype and other mediums outside of the game world, they can opt into that, but are not required to share personal contact information.

5) Good will: It is the intention of the founders that this kinship treat everyone, whether they are the occasional players who sign on for either short periods each day, or only a few times a week, with not only respect, but with a real helping hand. In other words, since some play less, those who play more should be ready to help with quests, help with issues of gameplay, and help with tools and equipment, whether it be giving someone an unwanted weapon, or just a pat on the back for moral support....

6) Good manners: This kinship vows to maintain a hospitable clime. We therefore welcome only those travelers that are generally respectable people. In other words, no sleazeballs and no sexual harassment (although if you want, you can form friendships and even intimate friendships, as long as you do so in a tasteful manner, and keep certain talk in private chat.....). As such, I would encourage, although it would be difficult to enforce, a kinship made of characters that are of good intentions. I ask for help from my leaders in maintaining such a population. NOTE: This does not rule out a high degree of absurdity, which is encouraged but not required. Absurdity is considered respectable, as Boffo would have it.

7) Bridge-building: We are to be known as a friendly, yet passionate kinship, committed to the cause of the free peoples of Middle Earth. We will form fellowships and friendships with other noble-minded kinships and individuals, in the spirit of this pursuit.

That is all. Go about your business and kill all neeker breekers when you get the chance. By Bilbo's breeches, they will not spoil my summer this year!

EDIT:

First order: All TORCers who participated in the foundation of the kinship will be designated as "leaders" or "officers" of the kinship, with the express permission to recruit and add members. You may decline this designation if you wish. The position, while honorable, is always subject to review, and can be revoked if said leader is thought to have significantly violated the rules of the charter. If you ever say "orlando bloom is a dreamie pie" you will lose your status as leader immediately.

THE END

The following is a characteristically long-winded salutation:

Yours truly and always at your service, at the service of the Free People's of Middle Earth, and at the service of my noble fathers, who knew people who spoke about people who were related to people who once saw from a distance (and possibly brushed up against) the legendary Bandobras "Bullroarer" Took,


Chief and Founder,
Boffo Proudbottom

Roster:

Nogg, Council Chief Servant of the Flame Imperishable and Representative of the Vertically-Challenged
Jaixiel, Council Servant of the Flame Imperishable and Representative of the Wise
Athelian, Council Servant of the Flame Imperishable and Minister of Communications
Kix, Council Servant of the Flame Imperishable, Representative of the Firstborn, and Head of Auction
Methor, Council Servant of the Flame Imperishable and Representative of the Edain
Evanya, Council Servant of the Flame Imperishable, and Chief Market Analyst
Matuok, Council Servant of the Flame Imperishable
Finduilion, Chief Elite Guard of the Flame Imperishable and Commander of Dreadnought Operations
Dwin, Elite Guard of the Flame Imperishable and Chief Representative of Vertically-Challenged Veterans
Calimahir, Elite Guard of the Flame Imperishable and Chief of the Servants Intelligence Agency (S.I.A.)
Furgold, Elite Guard of the Flame Imperishable and Chief of Aggressive Halflings Anonymous (AHA)
Falsco
Gaal
Galadhrien
Thrindi
Linfaroth
Glibli
Hycinth
Dizzy Dolly, the Dwarf Dame
Teleute
Mirgulith
Furgold
Geofram
Podrig
Elrohad
Jorane
Lirael
Theodwyth
Glibli
Celebrim
Celeodim
Freoric
Ferlingar
Landebras
Brogo
Elliedora
Volund
Vollund
Jenuilas
Hecthelion
Elhethir
Celest
Amariee
Hycinth
Dorgold
Risi
Glennda
Gliid
Kelethin
Protector
Ilse
Greedy
Korina
Mirror
Adrien
Wallruss
Guacamole
Belladonna
Robber
Egwise

Junior member

Nathal
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Postby Athelian » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:01 pm

Boffo...

The roster you posted really needs an update.
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Postby Gandalf'sMother » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:25 am

Ath,

Do you think you could put together a list?

-Boffo
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Postby Legoles_of_Mirkwood » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:49 am

HEY I'm not yup there :(
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Postby Athelian » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:57 am

Yes...I'll give you a current list.

And you forgot our junior member, Nathal!
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Postby Legoles_of_Mirkwood » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:14 am

u made Nathal sad :(
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Postby Gandalf'sMother » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:34 pm

Nathal, don't cry! Look, look! You're on the list! Big smile now! :D

-Boffo
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Postby Legoles_of_Mirkwood » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:34 pm

WOW!! :o
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Postby oldslow&stupid » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:29 am

but...
where am I?
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Postby Gandalf'sMother » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:24 pm

oldslow,

Go to the other forum. :)

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feeling very low...

Postby Ulfi Stonefoot » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:19 pm

uh... Could you put me on the list? And Arawulf...sniff...and Triplebock.... sniff... just kidding. But that is a rather old list it seems :)
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Postby Gandalf'sMother » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:14 am

Yes, it's old. must work on a new one.

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Postby Rorgloin » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:06 am

I am not on this list; you shall be hearing from my attorney in Erebor as soon as they get the pass open and I can afford an expedition to go there and fetch him myself. . .
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Re: The Servants of the Secret Fire on Landroval (Join us!)

Postby HELMHAMMERHAND » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:19 pm

I have two characters on LANDROVAL, but they are not hobbits.
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Re: The Servants of the Secret Fire on Landroval (Join us!)

Postby Athelian » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:52 pm

I'm not a hobbit!
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