The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and Tolkien - The One Ring

by **Tookish_Traveler** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:21 am

Okay, now where were we?

Oh, yeah. Rowing towards the Black Pearl...through the darkness...the fog...and the eerie full moon.....

by **elrin** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:54 am

yay i'm the first or second to post

aye aye capitain

by **Calma** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:01 am

*stands with Scribbles, sword in hand ready to board the ship.*

Ahoy Black Pearl!

by **IamMoose** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:57 am

Can I join? *swims frantically in attempt to catch up*

by **The-Tennis-Ball-Kid** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:04 am

ttbk begins singing sea chanties

Away, haul away, Oh, haul away together,
Away, haul away, Oh, haul away Joe.

Once I had an Irish girl and she was fat and lazy,
Away, haul away, Oh, haul away Joe.

But now I've got a yellow one she nearly drives me crazy,
Away, haul away, Oh, haul away Joe.

ttbk

by **IamMoose** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:07 am

That's a very rude song

. Do we get rum on here? *asks noone in particular*. I only came for the rum!

by **IamMoose** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:08 am

That's a very rude song

. Do we get rum on here? *asks noone in particular*. I only came for the rum!

by **Calma** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:29 am

Hmmm, no more rum for Moose! :wink:

Welcome to the crazy crew, IamMoose!
Now start rowing.

by **IamMoose** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:38 am

*mutters something about not knowing that she was here to be a galley slave and that half a bottle of rum straight is a perfectly reasonable amount to drink when one has just had a long swim.

by **elrin** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:54 am

sailing sailing i don't know the rest of the words

oh well back to....

row row row your boat

*grabs a rope gettin ready to swing into the arms of the famous captain jack sparrow*

by **IamMoose** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:50 am

How come you're canoodling with the captain when I am down here rowing my arms off?

by **elrin** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:49 am

shh i want to surprise him sweep him of his feet

*jumps up to the side of the ship*

1, 2, 3 swing

by **oldtoby** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:27 pm

So what sorta firepower we got on this thing?

perhaps:

http://www.historical-firearms.co.uk/acatalog/DX407.jpg

or maybe:

http://www.pdhsc.com/cannon16.jpg

or:

http://netlinkenterprises.com/prodimages/424.jpg

by **Tookish_Traveler** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:45 pm

Hey! How come elrin gets Jack Sparrow? Shouldn't I get dibs?

Sheesh.

Any other handsome lads aboard the Black Pearl?

*adjusts crown*

Come along ladies and gents. More rum awaits us. And no firing the cannons, toby!

by **notlistening** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:21 pm

Tooks, I think Orli is on the Pearl somewhere... :roll:

there's a moose on baord drinking rum and a singing tennis ball and sword wielding women...is this the twilight zone?

by **BigMama** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:50 pm

BigMama is lounging on the floor of the craft, hidden from Tooks so she doesn't have to row, and feeding her parrot Cheeri-O's. She marvels that ttbk can sing--what a versatile tennis ball he is! Peeking over the edge of the boat she wonders when they'll get to the party. She just came for the pina colada's, chicken wings and good fellowship! :drink:

by **Tookish_Traveler** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:51 pm

If Orli is here, he'll be the first to go overboard. Scribbles might enjoy makin' him walk the plank.

I think we need some more sea chanties!

by **BigMama** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:04 pm

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A pirates life for meeee....
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A pirates life for meeeeeeeeeee...
Drink up ye hearty's, Yo Ho...

by **The-Tennis-Ball-Kid** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:05 pm

When the Alabama's keel was laid,
Roll, Alabama, Roll!
They laid her keel at Birkenhead,
Oh, roll, Alabama, roll!

Oh, she was built in Birkenhead,
Roll, Alabama, Roll!
Built in the yard of Jonathan Laird,
Oh, roll, Alabama, roll!

Away down the Mersey she rolled one day,
Roll, Alabama, Roll!
And across the "Western" she ploughed her way.
Oh, roll, Alabama, roll!

*sings for his rum*

ttbk

by **BigMama** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:12 pm

Ohhhh, hear ye the tale of a sailing ship
The skipper brave and true....
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour....

Oops!! Wrong ditty! :blush:

by **Tookish_Traveler** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:16 pm

Yea, but that one would probably apply to us, BigMama.

..opens up a new keg of rum...pours one for the tennis ball....

by **BigMama** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:25 pm

I must admit, I did see a LOT of similarity. :rofl:

Does ttbk = Gilligan?

by **Tookish_Traveler** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:36 pm

He rather reminds me of Gilligan.

:D:D:D:D

A tennis ball with a white sailing cap.

Hmmmm...wonder if the perfessor is around? He's kinda cute....

by **notlistening** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:19 pm

..opens up a new keg of rum...pours one for the tennis ball....

keep all open flames away from ttbk.... :wink:

Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let’s vary piracey
With a little burglary!
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let’s vary piracey
With a little burglary!

by **The-Tennis-Ball-Kid** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:00 pm

Does ttbk = Gilligan?

It fits...oh dear, it does fit.

Whiskey is the life of man, I’ll drink whiskey when I can

Whiskey-o, Johnny-o
Rise her up from down below
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey-o
Up aloft this yard must go
John rise her up from down below

I like whiskey hot and strong, I’ll drink whiskey all day long…
I’ll drink it hot, I’ll drink it cold, I’ll drink it new, I’ll drink it old
Whiskey made me sell my coat, whiskey’s what keeps me afloat
Whiskey killed my sister Sue, whiskey killed my brother, too
Some likes whiskey, some likes beer, I wish I had a barrel here
Whiskey made the bosun call “hang together, one and all”
Whiskey stole my brains away, one more pull and we’ll belay
A glass of grog for every man and a bottle full for the shanteyman

(repeat chorus)

:drink:

ttbk

by **PatriotBlade** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:10 pm

If anyone lays a finger on my Orli, they'll have me to deal with! *hides*

by **notlistening** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:28 pm

while PB is hiding, nl lays 1 finger on Orli as Scribbles herds him towards the plank...

:horse:

by **elrin** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:03 pm

*comes waltsing up with a bottle of rum in one hand and jack sparrow on the other arm*

don't here any bribes from him ladies he's a sneaky devil

*hiccups*

by **BigMama** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:21 am

BigMama begins to look around for Wil Turner. He must be "blooming' here somewhere!

by **Tookish_Traveler** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:25 pm

Sings at the top of her lungs.... :shock:

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?

Put him in th' long boat and make him bail her,
Put him in th' long boat and make him bail her,
Put him in th' long boat and make him bail her,
Early in the morning.

Way-a hay-a, up she rises,
Way-a hay-a, up she rises,
Way-a hay-a, up she rises,
Early in the morning.

..dances too...

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