First thing you would do if you were King/Queen of the World

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Postby RoseMorninStar » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:21 am

If I were Queen of the World.. I would take a nap. A nice cozy little nap that would be the most refreshing nap ever taken...
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Postby Ladykat » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:41 am

rwhen wrote:If I were Queen of the World, I would ban the word Naboo entirely from the vocabulary. :P


Poor little Naboo. :( :( Never did anything to anyone, and now rwhen wants to banish him----err, it. :P

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Postby rwhen » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:44 pm

Well not him, her or it, just the name. :P

Why not...Iris can always become Queen again and take it back.

Isn't the virtual world fun?
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Postby Ladykat » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:40 pm

If I were Queen, I would sleep in every morning. (It would make my cats really happy. :wink: :P )

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Postby Swordsman_Of_The_Tower » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:18 pm

Ladykat wrote:If I were Queen, I would sleep in every morning. (It would make my cats really happy. :wink: :P )

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Speaking of sleeping in........This weekend is going to be epic in that regard :D Sleeping for 12 hours, why yes I will L)
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:04 am

Well, I'll just make Naboo change it's name to something sensible, like John or Fred or something like that.
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Postby Ladykat » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:31 pm

George. Naboo is now George.

If I were Queen I would have private showing of movies in my specially built HUGE theatre.

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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:47 pm

If I were queen, caffeine would be good for me. Chocolate and greasy stuff too. :)
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:22 am

Well, techinically caffine and chocolate are good for you, so just work on the last one. :)

If I were queen my paycheck wouldn't be so...so...tiny! eep.
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Postby rwhen » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:57 am

I am queen of the world and Iris' paycheck is now huge, of course the pay is the same...but the check has to go in your trunk. :P
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:32 pm

If I were King (Queen) of the world.. tell you what I'd do. I'd throw away the cars and the bars of the world and... well.. er..... I think I'll stop right there. :blush:
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Postby rwhen » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:19 pm

Yeah because all that stuff about sweet love.... :shock: ;)

As Queen of the world I order all of you to have the very best weekends evah!!
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:47 am

I wouldn't go from warm to cold in a matter of seconds. :roll: I'm just sitting here, for Pete's sake!
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Postby Evenstar_of_Imladris » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:05 pm

Huh? :shock:

If I were queen of the world, Iris would explain her last post. :rofl:
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:23 am

I get cold easy. :)
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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:34 am

If I were queen of the world, guys would have to be gentlemen.
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:48 am

If I were Queen of the world.. there would be NO MORE JUNK MAIL!!! :x
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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:51 am

If I were Queen of the world, I could eat peanut butter and chocolate and pizza without any consequences.
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Postby rwhen » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:34 am

Welcome to the thread Elfy. :D


WHEN I am Queen, I will declare that anyone who does not use a turn signal is imprisoned for life without the possibility of parole.
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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:47 am

<_<

:D

That would be a great law, by the way, and I would completely back it up.

Still...

...when I throw rwhen off her thrown and become queen, the only people who will be allowed to sell albums would be those who actually make music - good music.
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Postby rwhen » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:55 am

Well maybe if you become the Queen, you could do that, but until then...*whooooosh* Off you go from my throne. :P


"I declare that it is walk like an Egyptian day."

*turns on the REAL GOOD music*
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Postby Swordsman_Of_The_Tower » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:37 am

I'd apply the music bit to good movies and TV as well, books why I'm at it, and comics.........and mangas.............and magazines :D
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:50 am

If I were Queen I would argue with people I love.
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Postby rwhen » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:47 pm

:shock: You gots ta be a Queen to do that? Hmmmmm. ;)


If I were queen of the world, I would make it lawful to be a slug and do nothing but sit around and post all day long.
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:50 pm

Lemme rephrase that! I WOULDN'T argue with them. :P

If I were queen, people would call me when I want them too.
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Postby rwhen » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:56 pm

:D

If I were Queen I would wear anything I wanted to and it would be considered the height of fashion.
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Postby RoseMorninStar » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:20 pm

If I were Queen of the world.. cars would never break down. And they would run on air.
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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:14 pm

If I were Queen, time would only pass when I wanted it to and at my pace.
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Postby Elrohiril » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:39 pm

When I am Queen, I will abolish plastic, nylon and vinyl in clothing and stop building ugly new buildings and roads.
All lawyers will change their career or be shot. :P

Any police or other law enforcer who bothers people without really good reasons will be heavily fined.

Abusers will be publically flogged.

Rapists will be castrated.

People who persist in playing obnoxious music late at night will have their music player smashed.
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Postby elf-maiden » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:51 pm

Hmm, the flogging and castrating I can understand. Don't see the others working out well. :P


When I'm queen, college tuition will be affordable.
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