The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and Tolkien - The One Ring

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:42 am

Okay this is our fifth version of the PCE thread, remember to not let your PCE slips show and also remember the reason we are here:

(from the original thread)

You know it, you don't admit it, but you know it.

Now is the time to come on out of that little envious emerald closet that you live in and tell the whole world. People have been wondering why you walk about with that greenish cast eminating from your aura.

If you look at your checkbook, all those thousands and thousands of dollars on therapy to get over it, just hasn't helped one bit and hey you could have gone to every moot on the planet for that money.

The personalized license plate "HONK4PCE" is just pathetic.

Oh and the tell tell sign? "Please pity my low post count. I try so hard."

Listen, it takes effort, loss of family, sleep, job and sanity to get that ring(or double ring). If you are not up to the task then at least admit it. You are totally screamin' green with envy at those who do.

Oh and yeah, all you "ringers"? BACK OFF BOOGALOO. We see you, all bright and shiny, showin' off to the world. "Look at me, look at me." Pffffft. As if we had any other choice.

Well here is your chance. It is easy and I will help you along.

Just step up to the mic, take it with confidence, say your name and state your problem.

"Hello, my name is Rwhen and I have POST COUNT ENVY."

This attempt at humor is not directed to anyone high or low, big or small - tall or short, this additive is for political correctness even though I know you ALL suffer this affliction!

by **^Aramir^** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:47 am

Someone told me this is the Aramir Swooning Thread!

*glances around, sees nothing, and realizes that that slightly annoying stringent sound is crickets chirping*

Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry!

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:06 pm

Iris...I DID see that in the movie. And like you, while I know it is a part of nature for this to happen, I still just hate it. I think I have more empathy for an animal that gets hurt. Which is a HORRID thing to say, but there ya have it.

Aramir!!! "I" swoon for you all the time...well it has to be ME who swoons for you because that airhead Fiona has eyes for an animagus, which on second thought is not that bad of an idea....*swoons for Sirius Black* (well Fiona swoons for Sirius Black) Jules swoons for Snape AND Aramir!! (it is the black stringy hair)

by **^Aramir^** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:11 pm

Sil swoons for Sirius Black, too. She'd also like me to tell you that she thinks she has more empathy for animals, too.

..and I should hope that my hair is a litter nicer than Snape's.. At least less greasy.

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:20 pm

Your hair may be less greasy, but *SA-WOOOOON* for Snape!! (well Alan Rickman really)

Did Sil get that post written already? Or are you making it harder for her scampering about the boards?

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:20 pm

Everyone, envy me!!!! =:)

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:23 pm

*bows down to Elfy's feet* We are not worthy!!

I will get there.

I said on your thread, but well done and just because you have that double "0"....you still must post here.

by **^Aramir^** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:24 pm

Oh, Elfy, we do. With your great Evanescence prowess, how could we not??

....oh, you mean that.

=:)

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:25 pm

rwhen wrote:*bows down to Elfy's feet* We are not worthy!!

True. But I like ya'll anyway.

And yes of course I will still post here. If Luthy does, I certainly can.

EDIT: Sil - good question. There's just so much to envy me over...

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:38 pm

Except Woofty hasn't posted here in a while now..

*weeps to see Woofty*

And that is quite the treat getting Aramir to swoon and bow to you, Elfy!!

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:43 pm

Question: why do you call Luthy Woofty?

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:17 pm

I suppose I could make up this long story and try to be imaginative, but the truth is in the movie "Erin Brockovich", Julia Roberts is talking to a little girl who has cancer and she says "I bet you drive all the boys crazy, don't you?" and she goes "Woofty" and I always thought it was so cute. Then like a few days later (after I had seen the movie for the umpteenth time) I saw Luthy and for me that equated to Woofty. Then Luthy said that she liked the nickname...so for me it has stuck. And in my head she will always now be Woofty.

Long explanation for a small reason, but there ya have it.

I tend to assign nicknames to people that I am attracted to, meaning that I like. You already had a nickname when I came here, or when YOU came here I should say, so I use that.

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:31 pm

Ah...I haven't seen that movie in years. :shock:

Okay so I get why you call Luthy that...but why did the little girl say that? It sounds completely random. Then again, most children aren't that smart.

by **Ugluk** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:41 pm

*wiggles two of his fingers*

*they make a clinking sound*

:twisted:

by **GwenElf** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:45 pm

*Wiggles six fingers, all of which make a clinking sound* Like the Phantom, yes? =:)

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:45 pm

That's because I broke them while you were sleeping.

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:46 pm

LOL....the little girl didn't Erin Brockovich said it...right after she said the other line....like, woof woof...but woofty. It would indeed be random and I know many people who do make random statements all the time and it is something that really sticks in my craw I tell ya. My niece is 26 and she will out with the most random stuff and I always say back..."Uh Okay, well that was totally random, was there a point?" I don't think she likes that much, but neither do I.

*duct tapes Ugluks fingers together*

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:50 pm

Duct tape? No no, they won't get any air that way, and it will cut off the blood circulation...honestly rwhen, cruel cruel. :nono:

*superglues them*

Also - Velvet pretzels

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:59 pm

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Okay Mz Random Words of 01/19/2009!!!

Look!!! Elvis!!

by **Ugluk** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:20 pm

Is he hanging out with Newranywoe again? The old drunk..... :roll:

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:25 pm

Elfy and Ugluk, your double "0"s look very nice in your avatar. Didn't you just for a nano-second want to not have anything in there but those two rings? I know ya have to get over it and post...but, I would want to oogle them for a bit.

Then post like mad.

Tiffany lamps.

by **Ugluk** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:26 pm

Well, we left them like that for an entire night. And we took screenshots so we can ogle them for the rest of our lives.

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:35 pm

Oh fingernail clippers then.

Sounds good to me!! I think that is about how I would have done it too.

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:36 pm

Actually, I took screenshots. Ugluk has yet to pay me for them.

And yes, the double rings do look nice, but an entire night is about as long as I can go without posting. Besides, they'll look so much better with a spikey blue wheel of death. :heart:

Peanut butter and jelly time!

by **rwhen** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:40 pm

Actually I think it would look BEST if the icons for posts would come between the two rings...image your double ring mariner. A ring on either side of the blue spikey wheel of death. That would look very cool.

Hey I am getting closer to ring mariner myself.

I suppose that Vanaladiel is our new double ringer.

Pickled raincoats.

by **Ugluk** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:07 pm

Are pickled raincoats what you're eating, rwhen, or wearing?

by **RoseMorninStar** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:11 pm

rubber duckies. They like pickled raincoats. But only in summer.

by **Vanaladiel** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:35 pm

Not the new double ringer yet but eventually I will get there. Just in no rush at the moment. I haven't had much to say of late.

I do have PCE and all but I have got a new job that is keeping me worn out and in extreme pain. I will get back into it and then it wont be so hard, I am sure of it.

by **elf-maiden** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:40 pm

Pickled raincoats, interesting.

Just don't let the evil multi-colored chickens get ahold of them. That would not be good at all, oh no.

by **Vanaladiel** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:53 pm

Elfy please tell us what the evil multi-colored chickens will do with the pickled raincoats if they got a hold of them?? :twisted:

I would hate to see that happen.

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