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Postby Thenie » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:11 pm

"HOLD UP!!"<BR><BR>Thenie cried, leaping from the GTO and placing herself in front of it in an obvious state of agitaion. She started to speak gesturing wildly and hopping on one foot, but what comes out is mindless high-pitched drivel only doggs could hear.<BR><BR>Luckly subtitles began to role under her informing The Guys of what she meant. Or they tried to. <BR><BR>Subtitle One ran by doing headstands to catch attention, while Subtitle Two followed holding his feet. Subtitle Three attempted a word: "WHAT" But Subtitle Four pushed him out of the way, adding "ARE" before Subtitle Six, jumped froged over Five to scream "YOU" followed by a sulky Subtitle Five who could only mutter "DOING" before the Narrator leaped down with his bullhorn.<BR><BR><BR><i>HOLDETH! errr... Stop that! I hate those damn subtitles. Shoo!! Ok, Thenie's trying to tell you that she used to recieve mail from B_Athena when this whole shinding began. She's goping off now on a very long boring story how its vital that they do not revisit the same places as the first Ridikulous Crew did, something about spcae-time and the end of the world. I don't know, I'm not listening to her, really. Anyways. She is trying to say don't go and if these blasted Subtitles come back, I'm , grabbing my gun.<BR><BR></i><BR><BR>The Narrator hitched up his robe and began to chase the Subtitles, as a Monkey after his mid-day delusions.<BR><BR><BR><BR>"What he said." Thenie finished.<BR><BR><BR>
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Postby undumiel » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:52 pm

as a side benefit of thenie's screaming spree, both ithy and undumiel were trimmed down by the melee of rampaging subtitles, reduced from a size ten to a far more reasonable five.<BR><BR>undumiel looked at her clothes hanging baggily off her frame.<BR>'now we'll <i>have</i> to get new clothes, ithy.'<BR><BR>ithiliel agreed. they grinned at each other as each began to plan the course of action through the various stores. <BR><BR><i>THWAP!</i><BR><BR>'ow! dagnabbit! why do you always pick on me?' undumiel whined.<BR><BR><i>because you're being a moron. now hurry up and figure out how to fix xatia's voice.</i><BR><BR>ithy perked up. 'maybe she needs an orange julius!'<BR>she and undumiel high-fived.<BR><BR><i>don't make me come over . . . er, down . . . er, whatever . . . there</i><BR><BR>'aawwwwwwwwww . . .'
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Postby B_Athena » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:59 pm

Meanwhile B_Athena had decided to take the day off of work. It wasn't that she didn't LIKE her job, indeed who could dislike being the Head Silly Stringer of the Silly String Company of Lower Massachusetts Butt Area? But it was rathering tiring, day after day, fending off mindless developmental boardmeeting questions of "But does the Blue appeal to a wider demographic than the Pink?" or "How about Silly String Dental Floss?" or "Why don't we just place the toxic waste in McGondor's backyard and let them deal with it?" Besides, she had silly string in places that no one ever should.<BR><BR>Having placed the call in to her employer - the "I've got this String up my Butt" excuse never fails - Thenie headed to her couch for some relaxation, cop shows, and white trash talk television. Figuring she would start the day off with that Hottie Katie Couric and whatever it was she did, B_Athena flipped on the toob, as she flopped onto the couch.<BR><BR>Only to continue flopping head-over-heals over the back. Hiding behind her couch, B_Athena assured herself that it wasn't true, and could never happen, that HE couldn't certainly be HERE and that SHE certainly wasn't anywhere near THERE.<BR><BR>Yet picking herself up, and peeking over the edge, B_Athena was forced to face the obvious. There was the Nazgul Lord himself making eyes of dating and death toward Katie Couric and Al Roeker, though B_Athna couldn't be sure which was meant for which. <BR><BR><BR>"Holy Ridikerous," She whispered, betraying her identity at last as one the original loonies that once were graced with the title HEROES, "What in Xatia's name are we to do?"<BR><BR><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0><BR><BR>
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Postby fatcatdave » Tue Mar 26, 2002 11:02 am

Get dow3n to the Mall and RESCUE ME!!
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Postby undumiel » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:02 pm

undumiel stuffs a donut into the mouth of the clawing cat beside her.<BR><BR>'that'll keep you occupied, my portly pet,' she said sweetly as she continued her beef-and-bean buritto battle with ithiliel. 'hah! that's one in hair! q points, and i get the flag o' coolness!'<BR><BR><i>THWAP!</i><BR><BR>'that seems familiar . . .'<BR><BR><i>knock it OFF already. now, you need to get to the fountain of sweet-osity in order to fix xatia's voice. and i mean STAT! now stop the rest of this nonsense!</i><BR><BR>ithiliel whined, 'aw c'mon, i was in the lead!'<BR><BR>'was not!'<BR><BR>'was too!'<BR><BR>'was not!"<BR><BR><i>THWAP THWAP</i><BR><BR> . . . 'so, how 'bout that fountain, eh?'
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Postby Ithiliel » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:07 pm

The... heroes?... all look at each other, at a loss of what to do next.<BR><BR>Fatcat continues to cry pitifully..<BR>"Come rescue me!!"<BR><BR>Goatboy, meanwhile, is still beating his head upon the steering wheel, the two shrunken ladies are trying to figure out just what cool clothes they can now buy, and everyone else is wandering around in a general state of confusion. Well, ok maybe not wandering since they are all in a car, but you get the picture.<BR><BR><i> Slap </i><BR><BR>"Ow!" Cries Ith.. "What they begeebus is that for??"<BR><BR><i> Help Fatcat. </i><BR><BR>Goatboy, now with a divine purpose stops hitting his head. "Yes.. we'll go save fatcat.. Quick everyone! To the mall!!"<BR><BR>Fatcat groans miserably. "No, guys! I'm here.. here.. help me here... not the mall!!"<BR><BR>Ith and undumiel look at each other gleefully. "Orange Julius!!"<BR><BR>Everyone else shrugs, glad to be out of the state of confusion. "What state are we headed to now?" Thenie wonders aloud.<BR><BR>Ith then beat undumiel with one last burritto for skipping class (for shame, again!!) and they begin to sing.
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Postby B_Athena » Wed Mar 27, 2002 1:29 pm

<b>[OOC</b>: Perhaps we should dicuss a little where this is all headin! We need a PURPOSE larger than saving Hefty or going to the Mall so we have a plot to be Ridikulous about! If you've never posted in RidiKerous Land before, take a quick look at page one, and some random pages between then and now to get a general idea. Xatia suggested we JOIN with Fladnag (evil enemy) to conquer "some greater evil" which is threatening ME. Goatboy has set up an excellent escape, Frank Zappa, and a way (whatever it is!) of getting the Nazgul Lord back into ME. B_Athena (old Thenie, Hero of Ridikulous) has popped up in Real World, and is joinning into the storyline of the Nazgul Lord to follow him back to ME. Thenie and the rest of The Guys are kinda aimless right now! Going to the mall is always a fun trip - but why would we be there? Once we have plot, we go into all sorts of Ridikulous time frames(ie the Deep Pits, the Mall, Mini-Golf, Castles, and Giant Peeches to name a few), but we need the plot first!! i would suggest we follow Xatia's suggestion and hook up with Fladnag - simply becuase he's a funny moron, and would be a good time to post with. I'll bet the NL comes back to side up with the "Greater Evil" against Fladnag. I'll bet that Xatia has some idea what the "Greater Evil" will be. I guarantee that Thenie and B_Athena will be playing off each other...<BR><BR>So what do you guys think? I vote we have the Guys head off to findi Fladnag - what do you say? If we go yes, lets start easy... i have an idea for the first "testing" of the Guys... but first, i want to hear you guys out! Shall we all agree on this plot first? If we do, I'll post with the "test" and we can all have fun with that, a good Ridikulous Practice Warm-up Bit, which will also give Goatboy and Xatia time to work out their storylines. Then The Guys can hook up Fladnag and start of the "Quest, Mission, Thing" that they have to.<BR><BR>What say you?!<b> ] <b>
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Postby undumiel » Wed Mar 27, 2002 1:39 pm

i'm in favor of that . . . i vote w/fladnag!<BR><BR>. . .<BR><BR>esp if he goes to the mall <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0> j/k
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Postby goatboy » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:10 am

Sorry I've been gone, I was abducted by work. I'll try not to let it happen too much, but I start a six-week management school next Friday, and I'm still doing the math on how to get Internet in the hotel room....
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Postby goatboy » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:24 am

<i>Goatboy is not at all pleased with the current turn of events...</i><BR><BR>"NO! Stop your blabbering, you British crybaby! The shopping centere is harmless!" He calmed his demeanor toward Fatcat. "I swear to you on my distributor cap that no one, I repeat NO ONE will make you hold their purse outside of a dressing room."<BR><BR>Ithy and Udi looked at each other sadly, then refocused their abusive intent toward Goatboy. Fatcat let out an audible sigh.<BR><BR>"Butteth how mighst we procure a cure for my malady at yonder mall?" queried Xatia.<BR><BR>Goatboy smiled. "General Nutrition Center has EVERYTHING that the Food and Drug Admininistration hasn't tested. If they have a chocolate shake that can help you lose weight, there's gotta be something there to cure your speech impediment!"<BR><BR>Thenie frowned. "Umm, I hate to burst your bubble Doctor Seltzer, but I'm getting some kind of otherworldly vibe that says that we need to stay clear of the mall-"<BR><BR>"Shopping centere!" corrected Fatcat.<BR><BR>"-MALL!" Screamed Thenie in well argued counterpoint, punctuating her point with flying spittle. "Debate over! As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted," She shot an evil glare at Fatcat, who was busy sanitizing his personal space. "I have a 6th sense feeling that we need to stay away from the mall."<BR><BR>"You see dead people too?" Asked Ithy. "I loved that movie-"<BR><BR>Goatboy had had enough. He pulled his keys and got out. "If you're coming, fine. If not, it may behoove you to know that the car is alarmed and has a pain generator installed, which emits a 130 decibel 6000 hertz tone if it detects anyone "tampering" with the vehicle. I understand it's even louder INSIDE!" He raised the remote toward the car.<BR><BR>It emptied in record time.<BR><BR>"Orange Julius!" called the shop-a-holic twins.<BR><BR>"Ye olde GNC." said Xatia hopefully.<BR><BR>"A chapel somewhere, or maybe a body armor store..." suggested Thenie, her voice trailing off.<BR><BR>"Hey, do they have a Cutlery World here?" Asked Fatcat. "I think I new sword is in order."<BR><BR>Goatboy clicked the remote, and shook his head.
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Postby goatboy » Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:46 am

<i>The scene is on a television soundstage.</i><BR><BR>"Thanks for watching. For Al Roeker, Nazgul Lord, and Katie Couric, I'm Matt Lauer. Have a great day!"<BR><BR>A form in the dim background dropped his arm, and all the red lights in the studio went out. "We're clear! Great show everybody!"<BR><BR>Nazgul Lord sauntered up to Katie. "I love what you've done with your hair. Very chic."<BR><BR>She looked back at him tentatively. "Yeah, uh, nice cloak." She started evaluating escape routes.<BR><BR>"So, I understand your husband is no longer with us. I had nothing to do with that -" unlike some previous reports, he thought, "-and I just want you to know that if you need anything, I'm here for you."<BR><BR>Holy crap! thought Katie. This spectre is actually hitting on me! She hadn't felt this uncomfortable since Williard Scott had gone though his 'incontinent on the air' phase. "Uh, thanks, uh, I'm managing, thank you. I uh, need to see the producers." She quickly tried to leave.<BR><BR>Nazgul Lord watched her leave. What did I do wrong? he thought. He'd worked his charm, he'd cast the right spells, he'd even put on cologne, although he had no idea what was so special about that spice anyway.<BR><BR>He wandered off toward his dressing room. Once inside, he consulted his spell books for a good old-fashioned charm spell that was sure to work. After fifteen minutes, there was a knock on the door.<BR><BR>"I bid thee entry..." he said menacingly, just to see if he still had it.<BR><BR>Josh the intern peeked just his face in. He looked ready to cut and run any second. "Ummm, Mister Lord sir?" A definite quiver was in his voice.<BR><BR>Just for fun, Nazgul Lord let slip just a little of Wraith Fear, like a popcorn fart that you don't expect when sitting down.<BR><BR>The intern urinated on himself, and left screaming "The producers want to talk to youaaaahhhhhhh!'<BR><BR>Nazgul Lord got up, collected his fear, and bounded off down the corridor toward the executive producer's office. He didn't even bother to knock. "I understand that I have been summoned. What is thy bidding, master?"<BR><BR>The executive producer looked somewhat nervous. "I just had a talk with Katie, and frankly, she's quite put off by you."<BR><BR>Nazgul Lord's face would have fallen if he'd had one.<BR><BR>"We just don't see any chemistry, and though you give a fabulous movie review, we just don't think that you're Today show material."<BR><BR>Nazgul Lord became infuriated. "WHAT!! ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR IS NOT 'TODAY SHOW' MATERIAL??" He drew his sword. "ARE YOU CANNING ME?!?!?!?!"<BR><BR>The produced dropped beneath his desk. "...yes..." came the whimpered reply.<BR><BR>The Morgul blade cleaved the desk (and the producer) in two with a resounding ring of steel. Nazgul Lord proceeded to slay his way to the parking lot, killing anyone and everone in his way. He stopped only to order a double-shot latte with cinnamon (it reminded him of the spice coffee in 'Dune') before slaying the coffee technician, and then hopped on his steed and sped away.<BR><BR>"Well," he said to himself resignedly. "I'm done working in this town. I guess I'll see what trouble I can get Fladnag out of."
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Postby fatcatdave » Thu Mar 28, 2002 3:13 pm

Fcd saunters aimlessly towards the Mall, he is still wiping Thenies Spit from his clothes and body.<BR><BR><BR>He has a look of extreme apprehension on his face, which went quite nicely with the spit.<BR><BR><BR><BR>The others are away ahead of him, they seem almost glad to be going in there, how could he explain that he had a feeling that it just wasnt a good place to be, He felt like Maybe they should be listening to Thenie.<BR><BR>But then again Who listens to Thenie?<BR><BR><BR>he quickened his pace, quickly overtaking the others, He may as well get it over with.<BR><BR><BR>His reverie is broken by the screaming of an engine and the squeeling of Tires, Someone had stolen the GTO.<BR><BR>There was an Evil laugh, followed by a Extremley nasty Guitar chord.<BR><BR>They knew who had nicked the car, the thing was How would they now stop him if they couldn't catch him.<BR><BR><BR>A Bus pulled up, On the Front were the Words....<BR><BR><BR><BR>Downtown, Via The Mall and Fladnags Evil Lair....An Idea began to form<BR><BR> <BR> <BR><BR><BR>
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Postby Aeronwe » Thu Mar 28, 2002 5:27 pm

Laughing out loud for no reason, Aeronwe leaves the offices of the Departmet of Redundancy Administration! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby goatboy » Fri Mar 29, 2002 1:03 pm

<rrrrring!><BR><BR>"Flybynight Insurance, can I (not) help you?" the lady asked.<BR><BR><i>"Yeah," the voice replied. "Someone stole my car!"</i><BR><BR>"Name and policy please sir?" she asked lazily. She removed a fingernail emory board from her purse and proceeded to correct a defect in the outer curve of her left thumbnail.<BR><BR><i>"The name's Goatboy, and the policy is 67926381."</i><BR><BR>"Just a minute sir while I look that up." The computer had automatically brought up the account, showing a picture of both the owner and the car. She never looked up. "I'm sorry sir, but that car is currently in the possession of one Mistress InnocentEvil, being shown surrendered by yourself in a previous adventure."<BR><BR><i>"No! That's the '69 that she stole! I'm talking about the '66!"</i><BR><BR>"Sir, I show no listing for a 1966 Pontiac GTO. The only vehicle in this report shows you insuring a black 1969 GTO currently licensed to Innocent Evil Enterprises."<BR><BR>Silence came from the headpiece.<BR><BR><i>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"</i><BR><BR>"Thank you for calling Flybynight Insurance. Do (not) have a nice day!"<BR><BR><CLICK!><BR><BR>Goatboy hung up the phone, his grief washing over him in waves.<BR><BR>"Hey, if we 'urry we can still nick the bus!" suggested Fatcat.<BR><BR>"Whatteth about mine speech?" asked an exasperated Xatia.<BR><BR>"We'll discuss it in a committee meeting on the bus!" yelled Thenie as a London double-decker pulled up. "I've always wanted to spit into traffic off of one of those things!" She charged onto the bus, dragging a grieving Goatboy, a relieved Fatcat (no longer having to go shopping), and the rest of the saddened "we wanted to shop!" crew.<BR><BR>"Fladnag's, here we come!" Thenie announced. "And, uh, does anyone have exact change? All I got is a fiver!"
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Postby fatcatdave » Fri Mar 29, 2002 3:21 pm

"Its okay, I'm British, I know how to ride these things without paying"<BR><BR><BR>Thet all charge on to the bus.<BR><BR><BR>And are all throw off at the next stop.<BR><BR><BR>"There will be another one along in a minute"<BR><BR>"How do you know"<BR><BR>"Never go anywhere without a Timetable"<BR><BR>Xatia looks overe his shoulder.<BR><BR>"But, Forsooth, that is A train Timetable that thouest holds"<BR><BR>"Bus, Train, its all the same."<BR><BR>Fats pores over the Timetable, He is lost in contemplation, the others awe soon turns to worry when he starts turning the Timetable this way and that. He is concentrating so hard he doesn't notice the Bus turn up.<BR><BR><BR>"All aboard" Ding Ding.<BR> <BR>They all clamber on, and go upstairs, FCD Immediattly getting the back seat.<BR><BR>He looks different, Younger, He seems to be wearing a school uniform.<BR><BR>"Ah This takes me Back"<BR><BR>"Apparently in more ways than one"<BR><BR>The bus starts moving.<BR><BR>"Hey Missy, no spitting from the Top deck"<BR><BR><BR>(OOC, Ishould be able to post a biggy on Sunday as it will be Raining over here and I'm not going to the Pub)<BR>
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Postby goatboy » Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:46 am

*** SIDEBAR ***<BR><BR>FCD: Since when was rain in England a factor in deciding whether or not to visit the pub? Every time I was ever through Mildenhal it was raining, and that was a PERFECT reason to go to the pub!<BR><BR>*** SIDEBAR OVER ***
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Postby fatcatdave » Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:00 am

OOC Goatboy You missunderstood, It was raining so i didnt have any plans, and as none of my mates were going out to the Pub, Neither did I. It was to be hoped that i would have had the time to writte and post a lengthy missive into this most irreverent of places, but alas I was Knackered and couldn't be bothered to do anything (Which was another reason i didn't go to the Pub) So i sat in watching re runs of Star Trek and Planet of the Apes, Trying to avoid Any mention Of the Royals, because i was already fed up with it 10 minutes after i first heard, Followed up by a re run of the West Wing and then 24, (4am to 5am) Dont tell me i don't want to know but its getting a bit Tense. Then i went to bed, I still dont have time as ive got a gig tonight (Again) And ive now GOT to go and cook my Steak.<BR><BR><BR>Hopefully I'll see you all tomorrow
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Postby Thenie » Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:32 pm

By this time Thenie was quite fed up. No one would listen to her committee meeting no matter how much chocolate she had bribed them with, her "6th Sence Sight Decoder" scored from the Cracker-Jack Box was obviously a piece of crap, and to top it all off, she couldn't spit farther than Hefty, no matter how many times she tried.<BR><BR><BR>"THAT DOES IT!" Thenie screams at the top of her lungs. Jumping off her lungs onto the lower rung of the bus, she surveyed the remaining passangers with disgust.<BR><BR><BR>"THERE IS A BOMB ON THIS BUS. IF WE GO UN-"<BR><BR><BR>Thenie never got to finish her statement as there was a sudden run for the exits, which wouldnt have been so bad, except that the bus driver decided he had also had enough.<BR><BR><BR>"Excellent!" Thenie declared, sitting down and slowing the bus, "I'LL Drive!"<BR><BR><BR>"Butt methinks thy cannot stoppest the bus, on care of the timed detinator!" Xatia hurriedly stammered.<BR><BR><BR>"I'm not worried," Thenie replied smiling, "Where to Fearless Leader?'<BR><BR><BR>A heavy silence spread over the bus as dictionaries were thumbed through to find the correct definition of "leader".
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Postby goatboy » Tue Apr 02, 2002 9:41 am

Goatboy sets up a projector and screen in the back of the bis, and attaches a 16mm stag reel to the spindle. "I got a great leader right here!" he declares.<BR><BR>Fatcat rapidly morphs back to an appropriate age to view said film, and grabs some duct tape to blindfold anyone too young to see.<BR><BR>The film play. The leader flashes 5..4..3..2.. blank screen. Suddenly, freakishly old music plays, and the title "Zinc Oxide and YOU!" appears on the screen.<BR><BR>Xatia looks puzzled, not having seen Kentucky Fried Movie.<BR><BR>Goatboy is stunned. "If I got this one, what film did that junior high science class get?"<BR><BR>"Methinks chemistry hath turned into Biology!" laugheth Xatia.<BR><BR>Thenie leaped off the bus and onto Fabio, who was sitting at an outdoor cafe drinking coffee and posing for the pigeons.<BR><BR>"Owww" he cried.
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Postby fatcatdave » Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:58 pm

"Hey Fab,"<BR><BR>"mmmmmmPPhhhh"<BR><BR>"Pardon?"<BR><BR>Fats heaves Thenie of the (Kind Of) handsome guy, She lands with a thump, with her arms still extended and lips puckered.<BR><BR>"I said Hey Phats, Coffee?"<BR><BR>"You know.....You know Fabio?"<BR><BR>"Thats not Fabio"<BR><BR><BR>Fats leaps on the bloke and tries to rip his nose off, the others grab him and wrestle him off, They get him off and fats proudly displays Fabio's nose.<BR><BR>The guys look at the Model and Gasp, He is slowly peeling off his face...... <BR><BR>Slowly revealing his true identity <BR><BR>The skin peels off in layers, <BR><BR><BR>It is......<BR><BR><BR><BR>"CRISPY"<BR><BR><BR>"Stop Dawdling Dagnabit, He's getting away"<BR><BR><BR>And with these words he runs off, Skin flapping in the breeze<BR><BR>
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Postby Snowdog » Tue May 21, 2002 10:14 am

...and everyone peels off their face to find they are someone else...
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Postby Terry D » Fri May 24, 2002 9:07 am

I'm SOMEONE else!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><BR>Ggaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!<BR><BR><BR>Ohhh noooooooooooooooo, the love of dancing lezzie bears!<BR><BR>The high post count!!!!!!!!<BR><BR>I'm helpingfriendlybook!
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Postby Ithiliel » Fri May 24, 2002 3:33 pm

<i> The shopaholic twins look at each other, confused, as each one was the other now. It was rather reminiscent of that scene in 'Hook,' each mushing the others face around, trying to figure out just who they were. <BR><BR>Finally, they gave up, and looked at Terry curiously. They shrugged, bored, and wondered when they were really going to get a chance to go to the mall. </i>
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Postby Terry D » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:35 am

Ithiliel, did you go to the mall?
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Postby Ithiliel » Wed May 28, 2008 8:14 pm

Not yet Terry.. Still waiting for that trip....

OK, sorry for the long bump, but was reminiscing and realized that apparently I'd been gone for two years. :shock: :cry2:
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Postby rwhen » Thu May 29, 2008 11:50 am

Yes, Ithy, where you been, at the mall....:P

Missing Terrydelicious as well.

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Postby sandra » Thu May 29, 2008 1:50 pm

You may play again but alas, not in this thread. Its lock is overdue!

Sorry :(
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