Hobbituk's 'Stag'gering Bachlor Party

Pull out your pack and head on down to the Prancing Pony for some great Role Playing (try to stay in character)!

Postby erinhue » Thu Nov 07, 2002 1:21 pm

This thread is for my partner, Hobbituk, who has decided to get married( a TORC cyber union of two members of the Bard's Guild), and believe me that’s the last decision he’s gonna be allowed ta make. We’ll start off with a toast to the bride who has very good taste, except for her taste in men. Ba-doomp-boomp<BR><BR>Now if we were in THE CITY, I’d take us all ta High Heels a local, umm, emporium of exotic exhibition. Seeings how we are at TORC we shall adjourn to Fangorn Forest to my room in The Dome, The Chamber of Companionly Congregation <BR><BR>The place might look small but it is positioned to take full advantage of a dimentional rift and that gives us all the space we need inside without taking up any more than usual on the outside. You’ll find the bar off to the left and ( for as long as Agarak cooperates) all ya have ta do is shout out what ya want ta drink, and there ya have it.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>And now to start things off while we wait for the guest of honor, I managed to sneak in a little Prawnography<BR><BR><a target=new href="http://www.prawnography.net/">http://www.prawnography.net/</a>
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Postby erinhue » Thu Nov 07, 2002 6:04 pm

Wow that was sure some hot steamy Prawn.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> I think I need a nice COLD beer and maybe a cold shower too. Whooo Hooo Peel it baby<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
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Postby Hobbituk » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:27 pm

<BR>Wow, that Prawnography site was one cool Plaice! I was expecting it to be a bit Carp!<BR><BR>sorry Im late partner, you know how it is<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0> Now then, I'd like a Pint of your best Lager thankyou very much. Nice place you have here! Who else is coming? Whats the plan for the night(and early hours of the morning too I hope)?<BR><BR><BR>hey I just realised I'm getting married soon....um, hurry up with that drink would ya...
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Postby Matrim » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:55 pm

Well well well I go away for a bit and all my rowdy friends start settling down. What ever shall I do now? No more late night drinking parties? No more exotic uhmmm exibitions? Geez I think I need a rather stiff drink please.
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Postby Hobbituk » Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:01 am

<BR>Hey Mat! wasn't expecting to see ya! well met<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR><BR><i>No more late night drinking parties? No more exotic uhmmm exibitions?</i><BR><BR>Eh? None at all? Hue, he's kidding right? right?
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Postby Hidden_Ring » Sat Nov 09, 2002 2:48 pm

"prawnography"... 'hue, you are one sick so&so. <BR><BR>I hope Agarak doesn't mind, but I developed a taste of Hobbit wines <i>silps a bottle of Old Winyard from under his cloak and uncorks it, taking a long pull and offering it around</i><BR><BR>I certainly hope we get a few more in here, the old worm might be upset if his hospitality is snubbed.<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
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Postby Hidden_Ring » Sat Nov 09, 2002 2:48 pm

((I swear this wasnt a double post. HONEST!!))
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Postby SmaugsBane » Sat Nov 09, 2002 10:39 pm

*Crashes the party*<BR><BR>I heard there was some hardcore prawnography going on here. I have a scampi fetish myself. Just can't get enough. LOL<BR><BR><BR>Seriously, Mind if I join?
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Postby Matrim » Sun Nov 10, 2002 4:40 am

<i>Grins as Hobbi starts to truely comprehend what he got himself into.</i><BR><BR>Drink up my friend, your gonna need it. <BR><BR><i>With a grin Mat goes over to the piano and starts playing a dirge.</i>
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Postby erinhue » Sun Nov 10, 2002 6:35 am

SB sure yer welcome we need at least six pallbearers here<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Really though Hobbie ya best drink up while you can still afford to cause marriage is a real expensive way ta get your laundry done<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Welcome back Mat great to see ya here and I might be settled but it don't mean I can't shake things up once in awhile<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0><BR><BR>Now in honor of my buddy across the pond we have a very special guest who is gonna dance for ya right here and now <a target=new href="http://www.dancingbush.com/">http://www.dancingbush.com/</a>
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Postby erinhue » Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:05 am

OK that was just a joke, but in the spirit of international amity we have the Senator of my fine state of New York who is gonna show ya what ya really came in here for <a target=new href="http://www.miniclip.com/hillary.htm">http://www.miniclip.com/hillary.htm</a>
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Postby erinhue » Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:23 am

Here's a mini movie just made for our guest of honor<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><a target=new href="http://http;//www.digitalfilms.com/playphp?id=288585">http://http;//www.digitalfilms.com/playphp?id=288585</a>
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Postby erinhue » Sun Nov 10, 2002 3:44 pm

Ohhhhhhh Mamma that Hillary Clinton. Now we know why she was the First Lady or maybe its why Bill was running around with the interns<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>
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Postby Matrim » Sun Nov 10, 2002 6:57 pm

<i>Watches as the cellulite jiggles around and quickly runs to the bar for another drink.</i><BR><BR>Tell me bartender, how many drinks will it take for that to look decent?<BR><BR><b>Bartender:</b> I dont think there is enough booze in the world for that. <BR><BR>Nooooooooooooooooo.
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Postby Teltasarewen » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:31 am

<i>With the gracious invitation by a certain Bard and with no pressure on the dancing <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-devil.gif"border=0>, a certain elf slips into the Chamber of Companionly Congregation in time to hear the guest of honours request for a pint of lager.</i><BR><BR><i>With Agarak's cooperation (well sort of) she grabs the........pint of lager while Hobbituk's attention is elsewhere talking to his friends and takes it to him.</i> <BR><BR><i>Standing before the hobbit and setting the tankard down carefully without spilling a drop thanks to working at the Lucky Fortune, the suddenly not so shy elf plants a big kiss right on Hobbituk's <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>..................cheek <img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> <BR>...and whispers in his ear</i> "Congratulations Hobbituk. You and Lurea deserve the best."<BR><BR>
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Postby prmiller » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:22 am

<i>Out of the gathering mists of night, a hooded and cloaked<BR>figure appears at the door of this spirited party and a lilting tune<BR>bursts forth...</i><BR>Good luck, Good luck<BR>to Hobbituk,<BR>A generous fellow and all,<BR>Good luck, Good luck<BR>to Hobbituk,<BR>Let cheers fill up the hall.<BR>Fill up my mug with frothy ale,<BR>Let us sing out still stars are pale,<BR>Good luck, good luck<BR>to Hobbituk<BR>For his fine wedding day!<BR><BR>
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Postby Hobbituk » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:09 am

<BR>Hue, that first clip was fun, the second was disturbing and the third one I can't get to im afraid!<BR><BR>Welcome SB!<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> Nice to see ya. You to Parm...ready to get sloshed?<BR><BR><BR><i>Telta rushes in and gives him the great big sloppy kiss,</i><BR><BR>"um...hiya...huh...Telta...em." <i>stammers Hobbi going red.</i>
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Postby Teltasarewen » Mon Nov 11, 2002 3:30 pm

<i>"um...hiya...huh...Telta...em."</i><BR><BR><i>Telta stood back a bright smile lighting up her face, admiring hobbit's colouring.</i><BR><BR>"My you do look good in red Hobbituk." <i>And she winked at him causing him to turn even redder if that were possible.</i><BR><BR><BR>******<BR>Telta-Bard Exemplar
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Postby prmiller » Mon Nov 11, 2002 4:13 pm

<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0> OOC: As I am reading the posts, my teenage son is looking<BR>over my shoulder and saying..."Dad? Sloshed? Hmmm..."<BR><i>Knowing that he must drive the cart back home, Parm smiles<BR>broadly</i><BR>Not sloshed, good friends...but I shall be merry!<BR><BR>OOC: Well, son, is that less controversial?<BR> Son: Sure, Dad. Just stick to light ale, or whatever.<BR> (I have a 13-year old shoulder angel!)<BR>
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Postby Hidden_Ring » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:08 pm

<i>hides behind the bar, clawing at his eyes</i><BR><BR>Why, oh WHY, did I look at that SECOND link? "Okay, I'm going to go dump chemically potent cleaning solutions in my eyes. Join me if the mood arises." That quote is from RPG World, here's the link for it <a target=new href="http://www.rpgworldcomic.com/d/20021011.html">RPG World: The fairy costume</a><BR><BR>Its not much of a bachelor gift, but its probably in better taste than "Cellulite on Capitol Hill" <BR><BR><i>starts on an attempt to get so drunk as to blur the memory of the cellulite, sadly realising there isn't enough alcohol in existance to achieve that</i>
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Postby erinhue » Mon Nov 11, 2002 11:11 pm

OK ok the Chamber of Companionly Congregation (<a target=new href="http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/erinhue/erinhuesroominthedome/">http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/erinhue/erinhuesroominthedome/</a> is a lot larger than it looks but somebody's opened a jar of those mini spider orcs and I'm afraid their loose. Just swat one if they come by. It's sort of like popping those little bubbles one the wrapping paper for shipping fragil things. I like doing that, if you do to then go to<a target=new href="http://www.snapbubbles.com/">http://www.snapbubbles.com/</a>
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Postby prmiller » Wed Nov 13, 2002 8:09 am

Hobbi...dear friend,<BR>when the wedding is over, where will you spend your<BR>honeymoon? What new adventures can we expect from this<BR>scintillating couple?<BR><BR>
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Postby Hobbituk » Wed Nov 13, 2002 8:39 am

<BR>I think we decided upon Dol Amroth...it's near the seaside and should be quite pleasant this time of year (once all the Haradrim Tourists have cleared out). Plus, I have a friend who hails from there so he can fill me in on all the great places to eat-out. Aint that right Hue?<BR><BR><BR><img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>
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Postby Teltasarewen » Wed Nov 13, 2002 9:27 am

"Well with all this bubblesnapping and prawnography and drinking, though I'm not opposed to the drinking, I think it best for me to go. I wouldn't want a certain knight to wonder just exactly what I was doing."<img src="http://www.tolkienonline.com/mb/i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0><BR><BR>"After all he did ask to be my escort there and I will not disappoint him or myself. Ah the affairs of the heart."<BR><BR>"Congratulations on your upcoming wedding Hobbituk. I hope we <b>both</b>see you there. It won't be long now. And I know it will be a wonderful time."<BR><BR><i>A quick friendly hug for Hobbituk and a bright smile for Erinhue in thanks for inviting her and Telta slipped out of the room as quietly as she came in.</i><BR><BR><BR><BR>*******<BR>Telta-Bard Exemplar<BR>
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